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Subleg4
07-29-2005, 01:16 PM
The barman says, "Im sorry we dont serve rope in this bar get the hell out of here"

So the rope goes outside ruffles up his hair and twists himself into a loop.

He then goes back in. The Barman goes "arent you the rope that just walked in here", the rope replies

"Nope Im a frayed-knot"
topsecret2JZ
07-29-2005, 01:18 PM
...
DJ XtRaKŠ
07-29-2005, 01:20 PM
:gay:..
kelly marie
07-29-2005, 01:24 PM
wow
Spyder
07-29-2005, 01:24 PM
i think this is like the grandson of a repost :)
auxiliary
07-29-2005, 01:24 PM
LOL
B16a2 Civic
07-29-2005, 01:25 PM
not funnay.
Pablo
07-29-2005, 01:27 PM
i just lost brain cells
Subleg4
07-29-2005, 01:28 PM
Fuck you guys thats funny!! see-----> hahahahahahahah lol hehehahaha
kelly marie
07-29-2005, 01:29 PM
naw homie... and i am typically easily amused ;)
Katie
07-29-2005, 01:31 PM
a mushroom walks in the bar and orders a drink...bartender says, "we dont serve your kind", mushroom says, "why not, Im a fun-gi" hehe
4dmin
07-29-2005, 01:31 PM
lol http://forums.importatlanta.com/images/smilies/lmao.gif i got one for you...

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kelly marie
07-29-2005, 01:32 PM
lol
auxiliary
07-29-2005, 01:33 PM
What did tigger find in the toilet?



-POOH!
B16a2 Civic
07-29-2005, 01:35 PM
lol http://forums.importatlanta.com/images/smilies/lmao.gif i got one for you...

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REPOST BITCH FROM 1981.

now this is funnay
boosted1jz
07-29-2005, 01:37 PM
a guy walks into a bar and says ouch!
Katie
07-29-2005, 01:39 PM
:::crickets:::
Pablo
07-29-2005, 01:45 PM
a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks him..."hey, why the long face?"
B16a2 Civic
07-29-2005, 01:48 PM
2 guys walk into a bar, the bartender asks " are you gay"
Pablo
07-29-2005, 01:50 PM
a ham sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says....."hey, we don't serve food here!"
silver
07-29-2005, 01:51 PM
a guy walks into a bar and says ouch!


The one I heard is...


Three guys walk into a bar.. one ducks.
boosted1jz
07-29-2005, 01:59 PM
theres 2 muffins in an oven.

one muffin turns to the other and says. "DAMN! It's hot in here!!"

so the other muffin says, "holy shit, a talking muffin"
mocha latte cupcake
07-29-2005, 03:11 PM
Do the world a favor and slap yourself....
Katie
07-29-2005, 03:21 PM
lol
BeTtY
07-29-2005, 03:23 PM
The barman says, "Im sorry we dont serve rope in this bar get the hell out of here"

So the rope goes outside ruffles up his hair and twists himself into a loop.

He then goes back in. The Barman goes "arent you the rope that just walked in here", the rope replies

"Nope Im a frayed-knot"

OMG

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Bishop
07-29-2005, 03:25 PM
2 gay guys are in a bar. One asks the other "Can i push your stool in for you?"
mocha latte cupcake
07-29-2005, 03:26 PM
gross....
Bishop
07-29-2005, 03:27 PM
lol
HEATON
07-29-2005, 06:37 PM
I like mine better...

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