Dirty Secrets Thread..

[ZeD]

READ UP.. THESE ARE GETTIN PRETTY SAUCY! THERE'S A CONFESSION ON JUST ABOUT EVERY PAGE, SO MAKE SURE YOU READ THEM ALL!

Alright, dunno if it's been done before.. but.. i thought it would be interesting.. with all you insane assholes on here i think this could make for an interesting thread. Here's the deal..

Got a ****ed up sex story or just any secret you've hidden from everyone.. email it anonymously to my extra email and ill post it here...

Send emails to clint.jamess*@*gmail.com (delete *'s) ... this is a nice little trash email account I made to register for various websites so I don't get spammed up the ass.

Of course I'm a trustworthy guy and all that, even if I suspect someone I won't say anything.


Here's a few from the another site.




I'm trying too locate & contact my ex girlfriend from 15 years ago, I saw her @ Starbucks on xmas day
but I was with my wife and my ex looked really hot ,I can't stop thinking about her, I goto that Starbucks everyday around same time hoping we'd meet again, no luck. Hopefully she Google's her name because I created a website with her name as the domain (.com) for her too contact me.

My wife doesnt know, and no I wont be disclosing the domain name either.

STALKER.




when i was in my frat, some of the gys thought it would be fun to have a hooker hit up one of our parties... so my bro hooked it up and brought a fine ass b!tch back to the frat house. once she found out how many guys she wuz gonna have 2 fuk, she wanted a lot more cash than my bro bargined for. well we didnt have a lot of cash but we had a lot of coke. so we asked her if that was cool and she was all for it.

well my bro had the serius hook ups on this coke, it was like either uncut or pretty close to uncut. the ho' was fukin and suking left an right, and doing a lot of coke and drinking. she mustve not known wut hit her because she was passed out before she finished all the fuking...

well one guy says "dude i think shes OD" and we called an ambulence. well while we were waiting for the ambulence, i was like "fuk i didnt get my turn yet" so i grabbed my jimmy hat, and fuked that b!tch. myself and like 3 other guys got off before the parametics came LOL

well it turned out she was alrite the next day and i guess she didnt OD that bad. but for a second i thought i was fuking a dead chick LOL


LOL



ok, i was seeing this girl for awhile and we had some pretty dam good sex together. well one new years eve day we spent alot of the day just humping. finally got ready and met up with some friends to party. after 12 hit, we were getting horny again and decided to take off. well we were both drunk as hell and go back to my place and start getting it on. don't remember much of it, but in the morning when we woke up, she was reverse cowboy on me still with my now soft **** still in her azz, hahhaa. we get up and go to the bathroom, i have crap on my pecker and then i see my face. great time for her to start her period, i looked like a freaking clown with red face paint on. i looked like a true sexual warrior!!!

HAHA

[3.5altman]

oh no

[Sol-Badguy]

:upchuck: at the last one.

[MongolPup]

That last story.....if true holy crap....

[ZeD]

That last story.....if true holy crap....

ahahaha. i can't for more stories.. iknow we got some freaky ass ****ers on this forum.

[ZeD]

My best mate fell asleep on my lap, and her top rode up exposing her gorgeous 19 year old boobs.

I copped a good eyeful before causing a diversion to wake her up.

WEAKSAUCE!

[The Ninja]

Oh my lord, wow.

[ZeD]

Well when I was 18 I killed someone and never got caught. I was at a party and I got pretty buzzed. I drove home that night and I saw a shadow of the corner of my eye and then I hit something. When I got home there was blood on the front of the car and it was a bit messed up. The next day it was all over the news about a homeless guy that had been killed in a hit and run. The next night I cleaned all the blood and stuff off the front of the car and slammed it into a wall destroying the front of the car so I could then take it to a body shop and get it fixed without question. I wonder if I will ever be forgiven for what I did.

damn...

[dnugs03rsx]

HAHA duddee thats some funny **** when i get back from class ill post a story up

[ZeD]

HAHA duddee thats some funny **** when i get back from class ill post a story up

send it to the email! keep it anonymous and interesting :]

[ZeD]

I had to rent a car when I went on a business trip 2 years ago. I was planning on getting some ***** so I got the biggest damn american sedan with a back seat I could find, I think it was a crown vic. (Yes I bought the insurance)

I was going well above the speed limit, and much faster than the average flow of traffic. About 85 in a 65, in the #1 lane. Most people around me are doing about 75-80.

Well, it didn't take long before some "failed-abortion-experiment" started tailgating me. I gave him the chance to get around me, and as stated I was going faster than the flow of traffic. I started gradually slowing down because I thought he would go around. Nope, he stayed on my ass like glue. Then the little prick starts honking and flashing his hi-beams at me.

I was so pissed that I slammed on the breaks right then and there. I was thinking about how it was a big car so I wouldn't get hurt, and I bought the insurance so I didn't really care. I made him hit me square on the rear end of the car and felt a VERY satisfying bump. To be perfectly honest I didn't care even if he died, but he just swerved a little bit but kept it in control. I floored it, and exited the freeway with a huge grin on my face. There was just a little scratch on the crown vic but his whole front end was crumpled and his hood was bent up.

I dont remember what he was driving but it was dark blue, and I think it was a Honda.

HAHAHAHAHAHA I didn't even have to use the insurance, when I returned the car they did a walk around and said it looked fine.

That'll teach that #$^#@&@&#&# to tailgate


LOL

[Z28&ACCORD]

I Got Gas

[ZeD]

I Got Gas


:no:

[HalfBaked]

*subscribed* not because I posted up one...but because I just wanna read them.....ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[ZeD]

I was driving the blue 350z last August and I
intentionally hit the biker on the highway. He was
being a cocksucker and I wanted him to die.


LMAO?

[HalfBaked]

LMAO?
LOL! I REMEMBER THOSE THREADS.

[ZeD]

There was this smoking hot chick in high school I really liked...and she liked me too. But she was bisexual, and wanted to get off on me doing another guy.

I was very hesitant at first, but I figured a handjob wouldn't be so bad...I made a few (gay) video's for her.

And then I got to have her afterwards. She was a horney little ****, because she had a boyfriend and wanted "a strictly sexual relationship". Needless to say I ended it quick, cuz her boyfriend was a big guy.

I never got caught, but I think I lost my manhood after doing the gay stuff. But it was for a reeallly hot smokin girl...god I was so *****-whipped.

yikes...

[hondachik]

ewe...are these IA members you're posting or still threads from the other forum?

[ZeD]

ewe...are these IA members you're posting or still threads from the other forum?

only the first post was other forum... LOL

[3rdGenGSR]

One time i jacked off, and my mom walked in, and said "stop" and i was like for shizzle? and then i came all over the bed. Then i told my mom, clean that sh!t up b!tch

[Whiteboy™]

One time i jacked off, and my mom walked in, and said "stop" and i was like for shizzle? and then i came all over the bed. Then i told my mom, clean that sh!t up b!tch

:umno:

[On_Her_Face]

i ****ed my best friends girlfriend in the next room after he passed out from a party.

[3rdGenGSR]

:umno:
Um, it really happened. So let's not get a big d!ck about it

[ZeD]

i ****ed my best friends girlfriend in the next room after he passed out from a party.

that's ****ed up billy, you souldn't be feeding your buddy's girlfriend roofies. we all know you're too ugly to get laid, im suprised she let you even though she was passed out. :D

[On_Her_Face]

ohh and i was 17 at the time and she was 14.. and i wasnt sober

[On_Her_Face]

that's ****ed up billy, you souldn't be feeding your buddy's girlfriend roofies. we all know you're too ugly to get laid, im suprised she let you even though she was passed out. :D
one i dont kknow who you are, two doubt that one :goodjob: very good try though

[ZeD]

ohh and i was 17 at the time and she was 14.. and i wasnt sober

http://www.eaglesondesign.com/images/illustr/lies.jpg

[ZeD]

one i dont kknow who you are, two doubt that one :goodjob: very good try though

:no: you definitely know who i am.

[On_Her_Face]

ok yes i am making up a lie about this..

you sir must be god?

and no im not proud of it.

[ZeD]

ok yes i am making up a lie about this..

you sir must be god?

and no im not proud of it.

lying is never anything to be proud of!

[On_Her_Face]

lol i lied up above you are not god sir, you are a jackass.. :lmfao:

[whatever210]

one time 3rdgengsr sucked my tee tee.

[blackshine007]

I once had this thing with my homegirl. She's cool on occasion, but a biotch half the time. I hit it a few times and is definately eye candy. But she's the type that carries a loaded 25mm with her and has a liscense to do so. So oneday I was talking sh!t to her and she was in one of her biotchy moves and she decides to dissasemble the gun and throw it at me piece by piece, bullets and all. That sh!t hurt, btw. No biggie, right. She has a sister that has been all on me for a good minute, but I wouldn't give in. So one day after I banged my homegirl, her sister asked for a ride to go to the store. I take her and then she asks to pull over to the side. We make out and then finally, she gets naked. So I break her off too. I go see what's up with my homegirl and all and she's in one of her biotchy moves. I piss off her sister and now she's mad at me. They got over being upset with me for whatever reasons and we were cool again. I never asked neither of them if they knew if I had sex with the other. I don't plan on asking either. Jamaican women are crazy!


I'm not ashamed of that BTW.

[ZeD]

one time i was getting in my car and i ... shat myself

just as i was sliding into the drivers seat, a let out a little fart, but it didnt take long for the realization to set in that i had just crapped my britches. i looked over at my room mate and couldnt stop laughing and told him that we needed to go home, so immediately he knew what was up. so of course i sped home and dashed into my room to verify the the extent of the damage, and sure enough, i had a healthy brown spot on my boxers. after an extensive clean up, i displayed them in the comunal bathroom in our dorm.

guess it happens to the best of us.


Lololololol

[ZeD]

Well, when I was 17 my girlfriend of the time and I went to Florida for vacation. We stayed at my grandmother house to save some paper. Well, the first night there we ****ed. The second night we ****ed, and the third night I was ****ing her in the ass (her first time), and I saw the light in the hallway turn on so i ****ing yanked my **** out and tossed her to the other side of the bed, right as i pulled the sheets over us both my ****ing grandma walked in to investigate. LMAO

oh man too bad you didnt get busted!

[ZeD]

When I was younger (and far more flexible) I figured out how to suck my own ****. All you need is a rolled up bath towel and the bottom of a toilet for leverage. LOL!

[ZeD]

I was giving a girl friend head and when she cam....she shlt all over the bed . Lucky I was licking her clit at the time , I didnt end up with a brown chin . She said it was probably the best orgasm she had ever had . She is probably SHlTTING all over her husban now...lol

LOL GROSS

[ZeD]

I am a True Hustler, most people have no clue or idea what i do. I have my own company of CON artist. Ever see those guys selling speakers out the back of VANs?
www.scamshield.com (http://www.scamshield.com), I run a certain state, I have speakers bootlegged (sony, bose, polk) in china with my own name. I have prices printed on the boxes saying they retail for 2000.00 each, advertisements in magazines sayin it also, which is BS, these cost me around 60.00 a set, from there i have my china manufactor ship them to savannah, i meet the shipper at the docks, check the container and release funds. From then i have the speakers stored in wharehouses. I run adds in papers, saying "installer needed", i hire the most dirt poor money hungry people i can find. I charge my company 220.00 pay-in (thats what they have to pay me back) We all get into are VANS/SUVs drive around for stupid greddy people, and there are alot of them. When we see a "gump"....a routine is done "hey guy!!!!!!!...wanna pair of speakers~!!"....guy pulls over "we had a order for 4 speakers...BRO i got 4 PAIR~!!! They doubled my order! I gotta meet my boss in like 20 minutes....theres no way im taking these back....what would you give me??" get the picture. I also sell these on ebay, believe it or not, dumb people buy my stuff, whats so funny is i got 100% feedback and im a power seller. I make about 6,000-8,000 a week. I stared this when i was 21, im 27 now, I own 3 cars (personal) 1 house / 1 condo, im buying a new Armada tomorrow. Now i sound like a ****, and i probaly have ripped a few of you off, NO WHAT...HAHAHAHHAAHAH.....I DONT GET TO BRAG ABOUT MY JOB! I GOT A G.E.D AND MAKE HALF A MIL A YEAR, lol....you idiots are my prey, just know i wake up ever morning looking for stupid people like you to hustle, Do you wake up knowing you must be prepared for this?? On the forum, im real polite and "pretty cool", but if you really messed with me, ide slice your throat

lol serious issues this guy..

[ZeD]

I went to rehab at 17, I had a Hot ass counsiler,
she would always stick out her ass and boobs at us. She would give us
daily interviews. I swear she was always showin some leg or something. One
day she left the room, i decided to "crank a nut out". Well, the next
day, my parents are at green oaks rehab with my counsiler. I found out
that session was being video taped...OMFG...i still cant look at mom


LMFAO!!!!!



I made a porno of my X GF when me and her where drunk, she knew we made
it. I found out she cheated on me. I burned the dv movie to dvd and
sent it to her parents, HAHhahHAHAH .....oral, frontal, and facial...

Classic...

[ZeD]

My boss is a ****in DlCK, always taking his crap, and making me do his work while he plays poker online. He is the owners "son", god if i could kill someone, that would be him, but oh well. At last years christmas party, my boss had it at his house (purchased by his dad). It was one big celebration. He opened up some cuban cigars when the party died down, everyone was enjoying one, but the thing with a cigar is that you cant smoke the whole thing at one time. I saw him put it out, and go to another room. I quickly snatch the cigar, run to the bathroom. As I am in the bathroom, I take down my pants and boxers. I rubbed my sweaty butthole on the cigar tip, and put the tip right between my balls and inner thigh, to give it that fresh taste, as im doing this i notice 2 things, i had to piss and i saw toothbrushes. I dont know whos they were but someone brushed there teeth with piss the next morning. I run back and put back the cigar before anyone notices. They all come back in and start to set up a poker table. Well im not much for hold 'em, but i played just to watch him smoke my @ss and ball cheese. PRICELESS


LMFAO!!!!!! SICK ****.

[ZeD]

here's another :D



it involves my friend and his sister. heres how it goes. one day i spent the night at my friends house. well i woke up the next morning to see this fine ass chick standing in the door with boy shorts on and a tank top on. well at this point i didnt know it was his sister. later on that day i told my friend that i was going to **** his sister. well apparently he didnt believe me because he said go ahead. so what did i do, the same thing any other heterosexual male would do. i ****ed her. then a couple days later i was telling my friend about this girl i had sex with right and telling him how good it was because she was allergic to latex and i didnt have to wear a condom(this was the part were he shouldve caught on but didnt) so im telling him more about how tight her ***** was and ****, i mean she had the best looking ***** ive ever seen. its the kind that makes your mouth water just by looking at it. well after i get done telling him all the details he asked who she was, so i told him, and to my surprise he didnt actually care. in part because i immediately told him that he said i could. after that time any friend of his that said they were going to **** his sister he took them more seriously and told them in no certain terms that he would beat there ass.

lolol

[KPowerEP3]

this tread would kick so much less ass without the anonymity. Not knowing who it is, is half the fun.

[ZeD]

this tread would kick so much less ass without the anonymity. Not knowing who it is, is half the fun.


precisely :D

[ZeD]

My aunt is a smokin hot MILF....I'm not blood-related to her, just my uncle.

Is that wrong?

I won't lie, she has some nice ****in' titties, and a nice, smooth ass I just want to eat dinner off of.


another :D

[hondachik]

Lololololol



*DEAD* lmafo @ the words "shat", "britches" & the fact he wasn't alone when it happened...hope his roomate isn't an IA member thats reading this thread

[ZeD]

*DEAD* lmafo @ the words "shat", "britches" & the fact he wasn't alone when it happened...hope his roomate isn't an IA member thats reading this thread

lmao i know right!

[thecrazyone]

this thread is full of win

[hondachik]

why wasn't this thread ever thought of before? I wish I had a good dirty secret =(

[ZeD]

haha, i dont know! this **** is gold.. i need more secrets!!!

[BobbyFresco]

Great thread and genuis f'in idea for it......
:goodjob:

[ZeD]

i need more secrets! send!

[Nissan Sean]

i have a secret, ZeD and i make passionate but sex love every sat night, while watching american idol re-runs.....;)















just kidding, Zed this thread rocks. more secrets!!!!!!!!!!

[ahmonrah]

only the first post was other forum... LOL:eek::eek: ehh...fug it everybody do what they do....:dunno:

[ZeD]

:eek::eek: ehh...fug it everybody do what they do....:dunno:


lololol

[quickdodge®]

This is an awesome thread and great read, but you have to think how much of this stuff is made up. Anonymous or not, lolol. Plus reps to you, ZeD. Later, QD.

[ahmonrah]

This is an awesome thread and great read, but you have to think how much of this stuff is made up. Anonymous or not, lolol. Plus reps to you, ZeD. Later, QD. i concur, he's been repped:goodjob: i'm sure he's got a shatload of reps just from this thread alone!

[Kdanzig]

GENIUS I SAY!!

[ZeD]

i concur, he's been repped:goodjob: i'm sure he's got a shatload of reps just from this thread alone!

hadrly any! and QD, made up or not.. very interesting indeed!

[quickdodge®]

hadrly any! and QD, made up or not.. very interesting indeed!

That's what I'm saying. I guarantee at least 75% are fake, if not more, but it is wonderful storytelling. Lolol. Later, QD.

[EmminoDaGreat]

lol @ thread good ****

[ZeD]

That's what I'm saying. I guarantee at least 75% are fake, if not more, but it is wonderful storytelling. Lolol. Later, QD.


yea.. not sure if i believe the guy with the speaker scamming!

[b16ftw]

lmao. wow. nice thread

[ZeD]

My current boyfriend thinks I was a virgin when we got together, but really I'd had sex with 3 guys before him

OH DAMN!!!! THIS IS SAUCY MATERIAL RIGHT HERE, GUYS ON IA BETTER CHECK YO BITCHES.

[coolcat]

OH DAMN!!!! THIS IS SAUCY MATERIAL RIGHT HERE, GUYS ON IA BETTER CHECK YO BITCHES.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! FUCKING OWNED. +1 LMFAO

[DeeAOne]

lmao @ this thread. reps to you ZeD. :goodjob:

[man]

Thread of the year material right here.

[RUFFIAN]

This is pretty go stuff. +100

[silversol]

lols!

[TS240]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to ZeD again.

[ZeD]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! FUCKING OWNED. +1 LMFAO

lmao yea, someones getting royally pwned.. and the best part is, IM THE ONLY ONE THAT KNOWS WHO! HAHA

[ZeD]

another



I once stuck my dog's ******* on my friends nose when he was sleeping. he was annoying so we kept farting on him and then this idea hit me.

grab the dog!

his nose actually went into his butt and me and my other friends could not stop laughing I had to run into my backyard or I was gonna wake him up.

also,

I once got a blowjob in my friend's laundry room during his graduation party from his cousin. I never told him or anyone else since he told me not to mess around with her. but my other friend was hitting on her, and I just wanted to prove to myself that I was better at macking girls than he was, so I played her.

as a side story: about a year or two later this same girl was at a party we had and my friend went down on her and later that night he was rushed to the hospital because his throat swelled shut. she had the herps and gave it to him.

Editorial comment....... how does herpes cause your throat to swell shut? It's a virus..... not an allergen

[rndockery98]

MORE STORIES!!!!!! DO IT NOW!!!!

[ZeD]

another..



I'm bisexual... and my wife doesn't know, but I got my **** sucked by a male coworker in the parking lot after hours at work last night...

:sicks:

[Nissan Sean]

ok ZED please tell us who's secret that is^. that way we can flame him endlessly for being a fag. lol

[Mach1DrmGrl]

another..



:sicks:

:thinking::thinking::lmfao::lmfao:

Sorry...sometimes I jump to conclusions

[Whiteboy™]

who is the homo?

[ZeD]

Lolol i wish i knew who the homo was.. the emails are anonymous too im sure!

[ahmonrah]

another..

I'm bisexual... and my wife doesn't know, but I got my **** sucked by a male coworker in the parking lot after hours at work last night...


:sicks:
holeee shatner!!
there's a gay ninja on IA!?
http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2006/09/06/ninja.jpg

wow...just wow....

[Mayniac]

When I was like 7, I took a sh!t standing up. With my pants on. Lolol.

[ZeD]

So not too long back, my mom told me a story that when I was a little baby that one time I took a **** on the floor, played with it like play-do, and then actually ate some of it. Needless to say I didn't believe her until she showed me a picture of me doing it... I still don't see why she thought it was better to take a picture rather than to stop me from eating my own ****.


LMAO!

[ZeD]

This is a little twisted. I have a brother that is three years older than me, but we weren't raised together. See, him and I have the same mother, but different fathers...and both our fathers raised us. So basically, we never really knew each other, just that somewhere on the face of the earth we existed.

Well, about 4 years ago I was into the whole chatroom scene, and I started talking to this one cat. He had a hot profile pic, and though I was hot as well. So, we get to talking, become like totally attracted to each other, and decide we want to meet up. So, when he gets to my house, its instant grindage. Kissing, licking, sucking, you get the picture.

So, when we're finished we just like chill on the couch for a minute, watching some tv. Somehow we end up this conversation about our parents and how we were raised. Total eyebrow raiser when all of a sudden we realize we are brother and sister! I know, its like......Damn, I just ****ed my brother!!!

So, completely mortified and disgusted we decide he should leave, never talk to each other again, and never speak of this....yeah, that worked out for about a week.

Till we hooked up again!!! I know......sickness!


EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[HalfBaked]

Since when are there so many girls on IA?

[ZeD]

Since when are there so many girls on IA?


:dunno:

[xlilvi3tx]

LMAFO reps to u for a badass thread. this really is thread of the year if this sh!t keeps coming in

[SicStang03]

This is the thread of the year... GENIUS!!!!! reps when I can

[Frög]

quoting other posts should be kept to a minimum in this thread.. only quotes from you email, so it doesnt get confusing..

anyway, this is probably the best thread on IA.. of all time.. +s coming your way ZeD..


*subscribed*

EDIT: You must spread your legs before giving it to ZeD again.

[dc2teg2006]

yea.. not sure if i believe the guy with the speaker scamming!

this is true, that happen to my cuz!! lol dumbass

[SicStang03]

BUMP!!!

[lilmanx01]

lmao yea, someones getting royally pwned.. and the best part is, IM THE ONLY ONE THAT KNOWS WHO! HAHA



WOW DUDE I MEAN WOW!! LOL im ****ing loving it.

shes :crazy: haha and i love it. IM A VIRGIN FOR LIFE TOO YO :lmfao:

[ZeD]

I have shat myself at least three times that i can remember. First two
times were just minor incidents of sharting. You know, when you think you
can safely let one loose but the ups man shows up in your drawers(what can
brown do for you?).

But there was one occasion where it was very very bad. I had just started
going out with this girl and we went to olive garden for a late dinner. We
went back to my house and after a little while i drove her home. Now,
about half way to her house i got the sensation that i needed to pinch a
loaf. If i was smart i would have dropped the deadly deuce once i got to
her house but we had just met a week or so ago and i didnt exactly want to
give birth to the anti-christ in her bathroom. so i said goodnight and
headed home.

I still had the urge to **** but i decided i could hold it instead of
going in one of those dirty gas stations. You know, the ones where you
walk in and you think, "good god how could someones aim be this bad." man
oh man was i wrong. About 15 minutes from my house i realized i was
totally screwed. that olive garden chicken parmesan had gone through my
bowels like sherman through atlanta. Even worse i ran into a traffic jam,
so i took some back roads hauling major ass doing like 60.

This put me in an even worse position because i got stuck behind some old
bag doing like 25mph. i drove by a toppled port-a-potty and contemplated
standing it up and ****ting in there but i knew i would lose it by the
time i got half way to the plop john. Plus my car was a 5spd so every time
i pushed the clutch in the liquid mass of turds crept closer and closer to
my sphincter. At long last the lady turned and i floored it home. As soon
i hit my driveway i launched out of the car, leaving it still running.
unfortuneately my launch was fueled by, you geussed it, ****. i lost all
control and by the time i hit the front door i was totally finished with
my business. good thing it was dark though, i ended up taking a shower
with the hose.

LOLOLOLOLL

[AnthonyF]

LOLOLOLOLL


:sicks:

[Z32redondo]

lol

[lilmanx01]

i dont wana hear that sh*t ew i just had lunch too... nasty yo

[KPowerEP3]

ahhhhahahahahahahahahahaa...


hahahahahhahaha....


good God, that's classic.

[ZeD]

more secrets people! send away!

[Dr.Greenthum]

Damn this is some good shat!!!!!

[pontiacsftw]

this is the first thread i check every day, we NEED new stories...

[willum14pb]

^^ the op has been banned, i dont think there will be any updates..

[AnthonyF]

^^unless he uses another name.....lololol

[fucksohc]

this thread got huge...

and either their are a lot of BSers on here...

or... their are some crazy ppl... lol

[s13slider®]

zed isnt banned , his title has always said that .

[willum14pb]

zed isnt banned , his title has always said that .

yes, but he's actually banned now.

[AnthonyF]

^^ ikno dum dum. i'm a super mod now. lol

[AnthonyF]

zed isnt banned , his title has always said that .

he's banned jackass.

[s13slider®]

well goddamn , what the hell did he get banned for ?

[§treet_§peed]

well last winter i ****ed this 15 year old and i recieved head from her sister who was the same age :D


also i have thought about ****ing my cousin she is adopted and only by marriage and she is like maybe my 5th or 6th. I have seen her naked and watched her do stuff with other girls

[lilmanx01]

wait so he really got banned? crazy...lol

[§treet_§peed]

he just has been banned dumb ****s. yes it has said that for a while but now he realy i banned lol

[hondachik]

so...who takes over this great idea of a thread now?

[AnthonyF]

REPS if i could SS. but i cannot :(


i dunno...Will kinda can if he wants to. it really was a great idea.

[§treet_§peed]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to TRYMY4.0 again.



:(

[§treet_§peed]

i don't know why i said hospital in that **** i think it was cause we were talking about hospitals up here at the shop whenever i was typing it

[AnthonyF]

^^lol. i do that all the time.

[hondachik]

looks like I joined IA at a great time.

1. no more picking on newbs unless in certain forums
2. no more alter-ego's (people being banned left & right)
3. I get online & the forums are different colored and looking like someone got too exited w/ paintshop


wow...whats next?

[§treet_§peed]

http://i7.tinypic.com/5xggl8h.gif

[AnthonyF]

looks like I joined IA at a great time.

1. no more picking on newbs unless in certain forums
2. no more alter-ego's (people being banned left & right)
3. I get online & the forums are different colored and looking like someone got too exited w/ paintshop


wow...whats next?


they gave me super mod powers 3 days ago. lol. :goodjob: and me and you are going to have sex. lol j/k

[chinitoxamor]

One night i had a date, you know how it goes, take the girl out to eat and chill with her, obviously i was like a good 15 minutes late on picking her up and i think that was one of the bad part but the worst was the ending, so yeah we're done chilling and she had to get home before morning starts. so here we are in the car down the street from her house and she said"no dont pull up to the house, lets go talk" so she tells me to pullover to this dark end parking lot and turned off the car, and she asked me for a massage and the massage thing ended up being a makeout session in da front seat and turns out she said its only a one time thing so i said im fine with it and i aint got no condom so she said its okay, and im kissing and sucking on her neck and shes just moaning and taking off her top and so we decided to hop in the backseat hahaha best part for her i guess.. so we still making out and im sucking on her nipples.. OMG f*cking nice ass asian nipples especially when you got an asian girl whos a C-CUP.. so yeh continue so on and so on and i take off her jeans and boyshorts and just rubbing her p*ssy and she tells me to put a finger in.. and i did without regretting lol, and i took it out and she looked at me like why i'd took my finger out and i just put my finger in her mouth and then she asked for 2 fingers and then a 3rd and shes just laying there in my backseat moaning and wet, like my backseat was sweating and fogged up windows and i take off my shirt and i get down and i start eating her p*ssy out like damnnn i aint ate in a long time or something .. moaning and screaming and just coming then 15 minutes later i seat up and i pull her over me and im about to get it going and she asked me what time and we stopped.. she was feeling all guilty and i was like whats wrong? so i guess thats the messed up part..i PLEASED her and i go home UNPLEASED and horny .. man f*ckin sh*t.. well thats my story lol

[hondachik]

they gave me super mod powers 3 days ago. lol. :goodjob: and me and you are going to have sex. lol j/k


I gave up having sex a few days ago...=)

[hondachik]

One night i had a date, you know how it goes, take the girl out to eat and chill with her, obviously i was like a good 15 minutes late on picking her up and i think that was one of the bad part but the worst was the ending, so yeah we're done chilling and she had to get home before morning starts. so here we are in the car down the street from her house and she said"no dont pull up to the house, lets go talk" so she tells me to pullover to this dark end parking lot and turned off the car, and she asked me for a massage and the massage thing ended up being a makeout session in da front seat and turns out she said its only a one time thing so i said im fine with it and i aint got no condom so she said its okay, and im kissing and sucking on her neck and shes just moaning and taking off her top and so we decided to hop in the backseat hahaha best part for her i guess.. so we still making out and im sucking on her nipples.. OMG f*cking nice ass asian nipples especially when you got an asian girl whos a C-CUP.. so yeh continue so on and so on and i take off her jeans and boyshorts and just rubbing her p*ssy and she tells me to put a finger in.. and i did without regretting lol, and i took it out and she looked at me like why i'd took my finger out and i just put my finger in her mouth and then she asked for 2 fingers and then a 3rd and shes just laying there in my backseat moaning and wet, like my backseat was sweating and fogged up windows and i take off my shirt and i get down and i start eating her p*ssy out like damnnn i aint ate in a long time or something .. moaning and screaming and just coming then 15 minutes later i seat up and i pull her over me and im about to get it going and she asked me what time and we stopped.. she was feeling all guilty and i was like whats wrong? so i guess thats the messed up part..i PLEASED her and i go home UNPLEASED and horny .. man f*ckin sh*t.. well thats my story lol

Lol I've pulled that stunt before...I have done that when I wasn't really feeling the guy and was just horny and wanting to be eaten out...so then when it comes to him wanting some, I pull the "I'm guilty, its too late, maybe another time" stunt...works like a charm every time...Sometimes girls just want the head & no ****...just like sometimes guys want head & no ass. =)

+1 to u for admitting u eat coochie!

[AnthonyF]

I gave up having sex a few days ago...=)


darn...ur missin out. ask PBS, italians do it better. :goodjob:

[chinitoxamor]

Lol I've pulled that stunt before...I have done that when I wasn't really feeling the guy and was just horny and wanting to be eaten out...so then when it comes to him wanting some, I pull the "I'm guilty, its too late, maybe another time" stunt...works like a charm every time...Sometimes girls just want the head & no ****...just like sometimes guys want head & no ass. =)

+1 to u for admitting u eat coochie!



i knew her for a long time like years lol, so i went for it but i was like :thinking:

man going home UNPLEASED and HORNY aint fun.. thanks =P for rep

[§treet_§peed]

they gave me super mod powers 3 days ago. lol. :goodjob: and me and you are going to have sex. lol j/k your a ***** i've been here longer and i haven't got to be a mod yet damnit lol:cry:

[AnthonyF]

your a ***** i've been here longer and i haven't got to be a mod yet damnit lol:cry:


:umno: '03 actually 02 but that big crash

[hondachik]

darn...ur missin out. ask PBS, italians do it better. :goodjob:

PBS= Public Broadcasting Station? Lol

[AnthonyF]

PBS= Public Broadcasting Station? Lol

shìt, sorry, your a noob. PHATBOISLIM. :)

[§treet_§peed]

***** i had a name back in 03 too!!!!

[AnthonyF]

ur just a post whore. lol. it's all good. i gotcho back

[hondachik]

shìt, sorry, your a noob. PHATBOISLIM. :)

isn't that a male? =|

[AnthonyF]

isn't that a male? =|
correct :goodjob: we are lovers. just dont tell his wife. :no:

[hondachik]

correct :goodjob: we are lovers. just dont tell his wife. :no:

soo..the secret is that italians do it better because they hump other male friends?

welp, no italian men are foreseen in my future =(

[§treet_§peed]

ur just a post whore. lol. it's all good. i gotcho back werd to yo motha i got yours

[AnthonyF]

soo..the secret is that italians do it better because they hump other male friends?

welp, no italian men are foreseen in my future =(

:smileowne lol. as long as Im doing the humping, im not gaye. hahaha.

[hondachik]

:smileowne lol. as long as Im doing the humping, im not gaye. hahaha.

try vagina in the future...I hear its better:goodjob:

[AnthonyF]

try vagina in the future...I hear its better:goodjob:

:rly: i might have to look that word up in the dictionary

[Frög]

One night i had a date, you know how it goes, take the girl out to eat and chill with her, obviously i was like a good 15 minutes late on picking her up and i think that was one of the bad part but the worst was the ending, so yeah we're done chilling and she had to get home before morning starts. so here we are in the car down the street from her house and she said"no dont pull up to the house, lets go talk" so she tells me to pullover to this dark end parking lot and turned off the car, and she asked me for a massage and the massage thing ended up being a makeout session in da front seat and turns out she said its only a one time thing so i said im fine with it and i aint got no condom so she said its okay, and im kissing and sucking on her neck and shes just moaning and taking off her top and so we decided to hop in the backseat hahaha best part for her i guess.. so we still making out and im sucking on her nipples.. OMG f*cking nice ass asian nipples especially when you got an asian girl whos a C-CUP.. so yeh continue so on and so on and i take off her jeans and boyshorts and just rubbing her p*ssy and she tells me to put a finger in.. and i did without regretting lol, and i took it out and she looked at me like why i'd took my finger out and i just put my finger in her mouth and then she asked for 2 fingers and then a 3rd and shes just laying there in my backseat moaning and wet, like my backseat was sweating and fogged up windows and i take off my shirt and i get down and i start eating her p*ssy out like damnnn i aint ate in a long time or something .. moaning and screaming and just coming then 15 minutes later i seat up and i pull her over me and im about to get it going and she asked me what time and we stopped.. she was feeling all guilty and i was like whats wrong? so i guess thats the messed up part..i PLEASED her and i go home UNPLEASED and horny .. man f*ckin sh*t.. well thats my story lol

haha happened to me once.. You noobed out and got owned.. This is how you do it:


I was in Atlanta and a old friend/hook up called me and was begging me to pick her and her friend up from a bar in Buckhead and spend the night with her in her bed.

I’m just not feeling it, my d!ck was still sore from another chick the night before, I was tired and probably over my .02 BAC limit.. Then my friends call me all sorts of names and tell me they would definitely hit that if they had a chance.. She would not stop calling and I couldn't make up any more reasons..

So I picked her up and stayed in her dorm at State.. We got in bed, she was definitely feeling it, we were both naked, grinding on each other, licking her nips, making out and feeling each other :blah: :blah: .. Firing on all cylinders, I get stopped while pulling out my condom.. Maybe she wanted head, maybe b/c her friend was sleeping in the same room, maybe because she realized what she was doing to her boyfriend.. I don’t now, but i definitely didn't noob out.. So I just got beside her.. Didn’t get head, didn't fu.ck and was definitely not about to give her head if I wasn't getting none.. You can imagine how my pecker was while spooning her the rest of the night..

Needless to say; :nautjerk: when i got home..

[lilmanx01]

^****ed. no ***** all that for nothing. forget that making out bs. just leaves you wanting more.

its like.. making out:
......1 min later
......2 mins later.
......3 mins later
......5 mins...STOP! Are we ****ing or are you sucking!?!!

The females need to understand theres no need to tease. Sh*t save that teasing mess for round 3 or something when we need some help getting back up and recharging lols.

[hondachik]

:rly: i might have to look that word up in the dictionary

If not, I hear the p*ssy word works just as well...or poo tang..or kitty kat =)

[chinitoxamor]

If not, I hear the p*ssy word works just as well...or poo tang..or kitty kat =)


:D just say it "TEAR MY WALLS DOWN" someone will be over ASAP :lmfao:

[chinitoxamor]

haha happened to me once.. You noobed out and got owned.. This is how you do it:


I was in Atlanta and a old friend/hook up called me and was begging me to pick her and her friend up from a bar in Buckhead and spend the night with her in her bed.

I’m just not feeling it, my d!ck was still sore from another chick the night before, I was tired and probably over my .02 BAC limit.. Then my friends call me all sorts of names and tell me they would definitely hit that if they had a chance.. She would not stop calling and I couldn't make up any more reasons..

So I picked her up and stayed in her dorm at State.. We got in bed, she was definitely feeling it, we were both naked, grinding on each other, licking her nips, making out and feeling each other :blah: :blah: .. Firing on all cylinders, I get stopped while pulling out my condom.. Maybe she wanted head, maybe b/c her friend was sleeping in the same room, maybe because she realized what she was doing to her boyfriend.. I don’t now, but i definitely didn't noob out.. So I just got beside her.. Didn’t get head, didn't fu.ck and was definitely not about to give her head if I wasn't getting none.. You can imagine how my pecker was while spooning her the rest of the night..

Needless to say; :nautjerk: when i got home..



damnnnnnnn that must made u go crazy and feeling like **** after u left.. man i dont know i dont talk to this girl daily no more, yeh sure ill call her but like once a month hahaha, but if shes ready lets get to :idb:



i guess thats an experiences lol.. OWNED BY GETTING U HARD AND UNPLEASED

[Vayda]

Is this thread what got the last guy posting emails banned? If not, i'd be able to continue it, i've got an email i'm not doing anything with.

[lilmanx01]

^yes this is the thread where the creator got banned. and this is also the thread you might as well continue

[chinitoxamor]

^yes this is the thread where the creator got banned. and this is also the thread you might as well continue



i dont know nothing about that just random ass conversations happening here :lmfao:

[Sack Attack]

Is this thread what got the last guy posting emails banned? If not, i'd be able to continue it, i've got an email i'm not doing anything with.

Do you really? I mean, They ARE so hard to come by these days....

[Nissan Sean]

why did Zed get banned?

[AnthonyF]

why did Zed get banned?

WOW mister red box. ask zed. he will tell you.

[Nissan Sean]

reps can kiss my ass.like i give a **** if i have a red box or green box or orange box or whatverer. how can i ask zed how he got banned,if he got banned?

[AnthonyF]

reps can kiss my ass.like i give a **** if i have a red box or green box or orange box or whatverer. how can i ask zed how he got banned,if he got banned?

lol. fiesty. something tells me u might know him....might have to do some research

[hondachik]

:D just say it "TEAR MY WALLS DOWN" someone will be over ASAP :lmfao:

Sorry, IA penis is NOT on my Christmas list, lol.

[BuBBa DRiFT]

zed=maniac

alter egos are banned on IA

/discussion

but CONTINUE THREAD!!!

[hondachik]

lmfao...haha. are u kidding? why on maniac was he such an *******, then on zed he was nice/okay? wtf, thats a TRUE alter-ego

[Sack Attack]

Sorry, IA penis is NOT on my Christmas list, lol.

Sometimes sweety you just get things you dont wish for. J/K:D

[willum14pb]

zed=maniac

alter egos are banned on IA

/discussion

but CONTINUE THREAD!!!

ZeD was not maniac...., it was kayfuNk

[lilmanx01]

i dont know nothing about that just random ass conversations happening here :lmfao:


aff no good

[ZeDFuNk]

im back bitches.. new secrets to come.

[ZeDFuNk]

here's another



I am a active member on this site. I always knew alot about cars, but nothing about modding them. Couple years ago, I did a Major performance mod to my car. I didn't know much about cars. No names, nothing, but a sponsor of IA ripped me off like no other. I had many issues with the car, but no idea what was wrong. They would look over it and charge me a fortune. A good example:

I had part of a downlpipe that needed to be extended about 4 inches or so. Simple right? Cut, put a exhaust tubing there and weld. 30 minutes tops. I got charged almost 300 dollars!! Years after, I had to do something similar and got charged $30 from a other sponsor of IA.

That is not the only thing that I got ripped off on, that shop probably got a good 1500-2000 from me. I still have all the receipts, but what can I say? young and dumb and vulnerable. Its just messed up they did that, and it shows how they are. I didin't know about IA and when they asked me how I knew about them, I said I heard the name from nopi and went online. Im sure if I told them I was from IA I would be at least $1500 richer.

[Kdanzig]

im back bitches.. new secrets to come.

Welcome back!

[ZeDFuNk]

thanks :]

[Spektrewing386]

so why banned in the first place?

[Vteckidd]

im back bitches.. new secrets to come.
Good bye

[Spectic Tank]

lol

[dc2teg2006]

i was really beinging to like this thread! very humors, need someone else to tell us their dirty little secret.

[DieselNuts]

spectic tanks doings...

[ZeDFuNk]

lmao wow diesel.. hvaen't seen you post in forever.


p.s.

i've got more secrets waiting to be posted.. ill wait till primetime though.. maybe monday or so :D

[AnthonyF]

i was really beinging to like this thread! very humors, need someone else to tell us their dirty little secret.
glad u like it. why dont YOU contribute. :goodjob:

[d993s]

I don't have many secrets.........but:
Got head in church
Got laid in church parking lot
****ed ex-gf the night before she got married
****ed a girl while fingering her younger sis (gf thought sis was sleeping, 1 week later I ****ed the younger sis also)
Gave a dumb (but hot) young **** a vodka and piss cocktail (she drank it all) because she cockblocked her friend

And I have more that I'd rather keep to myself.

[AnthonyF]

I don't have many secrets.........but:
Got head in church
Got laid in church parking lot
****ed ex-gf the night before she got married
****ed a girl while fingering her younger sis (gf thought sis was sleeping, 1 week later I ****ed the younger sis also)
Gave a dumb (but hot) young **** a vodka and piss cocktail (she drank it all) because she cockblocked her friend

And I have more that I'd rather keep to myself.

c'mon details and stories are more interesting. To actually see how it all happened and why. :goodjob:

[§treet_§peed]

lol i think me letting these two hot 15 year old girls that were friends go at sucking me off is a nice memory

[ZeDFuNk]

c'mon details and stories are more interesting. To actually see how it all happened and why. :goodjob:

yea.. those could've been some pretty good secrets if he spruced em up with details!

[§treet_§peed]

lol also on night i stayed at this girls house that i was dating at the time ****ed her a few times she finally fell alseep so i got up and got in the floor and started kissing and touching her best friend and ended up ****ing her too. she never told her until that girl cheated on me and got nocked up lol

[§treet_§peed]

eh i have done some other not so proud things with certain girls at church and school

[d993s]

c'mon details and stories are more interesting. To actually see how it all happened and why. :goodjob:

That would take several hours and pages, and I'll most likely remember more, which would make it even longer.........like one time when a couple of us went to Pink Pony with this annoying Asian chick.........and later her ex-bf picked her up. :D

[d993s]

yea.. those could've been some pretty good secrets if he spruced em up with details!

You mean NAMES??? I still wanna live, and out of jail.

[AnthonyF]

That would take several hours and pages, and I'll most likely remember more, which would make it even longer.........like one time when a couple of us went to Pink Pony with this annoying Asian chick.........and later her ex-bf picked her up. :D

lolol. say what ya want, i dont give a fùck no more. :goodjob:

[§treet_§peed]

ahaha i can't say names either cause the girls are just now 16 :D well the ones that sucked me off last winter lol

[d993s]

lolol. say what ya want, i dont give a fùck no more. :goodjob:

Relax, man. I'm just ****ing with you. Nothing happened.

[§treet_§peed]

hmmmmm

[ahmonrah]

i must repeat....the idea here ZED is epic!

[ZeDFuNk]

i must repeat....the idea here ZED is epic!

*takes a bow*

a thank you. ill post some more stuff up tomorrow :]

[dc2teg2006]

glad u like it. why dont YOU contribute. :goodjob:

since you asked... This is one of my embrassing moment back in 6th grade..

Here it goes, well it was like around 1pm on a hot sunny afternoon when i was in my 4 peroid class, I was doing some math problems that was assign to us, while suddenly I had the urge to go.:yes: So I tried to hold it in until school was over (3:20) but, as my mind kept wondering away from the work, to what was really bothering me. I decided to ask the teacher if I could go to the restroom. She said yes, so I took the pass and rush to the bathroom. While on my way to the bathroom, there was one of my classmate from a different period wondering around, (annoying little son of a *****) I ignore him and continue to go to the restroom. when i enter the restroom, I looked at all the stall to decide which one would be suitable to use. Well, with dismay all of it was nasty looking. As I was pondering about it,the annoying son of a ***** came into the restroom and started asking me question. as I stare at him, I suddenly decide to let one rip (it was the bathroom), but gas was not the only thing that came out!!:cry: He suddenly asked me what was that smell, and I just ran out the restroom. Panicking(spelling) I had serveral though running through my mind at once. 1. should I just skip school and run home (20 min walk). 2 call my folks to pick me up. floating back to earth, both options were not doable, because I never skipped class before and was afraid to get caught(worst get caught and have full of doodo)lol .2 my parents were at work, so no one could take me home. So I was left with the option to return to class, but by the time I got back to class, the class had ended!!! What a releif!!

But... 5th period was next!!! my spanish class. while i sat in there motionless. sweat running for my face. people had a funny look on their faces, I knew that they smell something bad and it was ME!!!! lol, but I said nothing and did nothing until the class was over though people started asking what was that... Then 6th period roll by. Thanks god it was PE. It was hot in the gym so the doors were open. So all through out the class I stood right next to the further end of the gym door, where not a lot of people played at and just advoided people.Some of my friend asked me to play ball, i was like :umno: .Long story short. after school I walked home, with a pants full of crushy, smelly **** turing as I walked it was very uncomfortable feeling. Most embrassing moment in my life!! but now as i look back on it, it funny in a way!!! lol

hope you enjoyed my pain, and embrassment!!!:tongue1::D

[Kdanzig]

Wow that's gross

I wish i had a dirty secret to share

[dc2teg2006]

Wow that's gross

I wish i had a dirty secret to share

**** happen!!! lol :lmfao: :lmfao:

[§treet_§peed]

ummm why did you go into the stall and empty your draws?

[dc2teg2006]

ummm why did you go into the stall and empty your draws?

it was not the solid kinda waste, it was the umm you get my point..:rolleyes:

also i was panicking!! wasn't thinking str8:???:

[ZeDFuNk]

lmao, i woulda just ****ing left and went home.

[AnthonyF]

^^u commin over bish so we can make our own dirty secret?

[ZeDFuNk]

you should come down here tonight, im gonna go to the GA Dome and watch some football when i get off work.. you should come.. then we can either stay down here or head back up to your place.. sound good?

[§treet_§peed]

you could of just took your draws off and free balled the rest of the day... ad btw fag lovers you should come to gainesvegas

[dc2teg2006]

^^u commin over bish so we can make our own dirty secret?

few of this:cheers: +:bump: then this:idb: =:gay: :bannana:


:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[§treet_§peed]

they already have a Ghey relationship in more ways than one

[dc2teg2006]

you could of just took your draws off and free balled the rest of the day... ad btw fag lovers you should come to gainesvegas

LMAO!! +1,

if only i was back in 6th grade. lol

[§treet_§peed]

yeah man **** that bs. i once pissed my self during band class when i was in 7th grade lol.

[AnthonyF]

LISTEN HERE YOU FùCKING HATERS! I AM NOT GAY!! IT'S NOT GAY IF HE SUCKS MY DìCK!!!!! AIGHT. GET YO FACTS STRAIGHT.

[AnthonyF]

they already have a Ghey relationship in more ways than one

when i was like 13-14, i was outside and i tried to fart real hard and shat. hahaha. i was wearing shorts so i was lucky. haha

[ZeDFuNk]

^^ you're a super mod.. but you're not boosted.. :lmfao:

[§treet_§peed]

LISTEN HERE YOU FùCKING HATERS! I AM NOT GAY!! IT'S NOT GAY IF HE SUCKS MY DìCK!!!!! AIGHT. GET YO FACTS STRAIGHT. so its not ghey if you both pitch and catch?

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

I once dreamed I was pissing in the bathroom and then all of a sudden I felt something hot and very wet on my body. I woke up laughing and realizing that even tho I was dreaming that I was pissing, I was actually pissing all over the bed and myself, lol.

[§treet_§peed]

eh well i had to walk across the band rooom in front of bout 200 people with piss wet pants hahaha thank God for dark blue jeans

[AnthonyF]

I once dreamed I was pissing in the bathroom and then all of a sudden I felt something hot and very wet on my body. I woke up laughing and realizing that even tho I was dreaming that I was pissing, I was actually pissing all over the bed and myself, lol.

that has happened to me. i hate it so much. Im in a deep sleep..and you are dreaming of yourself pissing your so relaxed and calm...until you realize why.




ZEDFUNK-i hate u, and yea i am going. be at ur house by 6?

[dc2teg2006]

Funnie ****! Funnie ****!! need more secrets....:lmfao:

[§treet_§peed]

that has happened to me. i hate it so much. Im in a deep sleep..and you are dreaming of yourself pissing your so relaxed and calm...until you realize why.




ZEDFUNK-i hate u, and yea i am going. be at ur house by 6? awww how sweet they're going on a date tonight ol hey is your dad gonna let you borrow the viper to take your boyfriend out? lol:lmfao: :goodjob: :D

[ZeDFuNk]

that has happened to me. i hate it so much. Im in a deep sleep..and you are dreaming of yourself pissing your so relaxed and calm...until you realize why.




ZEDFUNK-i hate u, and yea i am going. be at ur house by 6?

6-6:30

[§treet_§peed]

i'm bored damnit some one come up here to the shop and shoot pool with me.. free games lol

[ZeDFuNk]

shut up matt, there's a reason you have no friends. :]

[AnthonyF]

kool i'll be there

[AnthonyF]

shut up matt, there's a reason you have no friends. :]

we're myspace friends.

[The Ninja]

Lolol @ Kate's hoof....

[ZeDFuNk]

we're myspace friends.

yea, he adds everyone, little does he know, we actually hate him. :D

[§treet_§peed]

your both my friends on myspace :D

[§treet_§peed]

i got hoes!!!!!!!!! HOOOOES! with different myspace codes!!!


~makes more sense~

[AnthonyF]

yea, he adds everyone, little does he know, we actually hate him. :D

damn it man. that was uncalled for...seriously. he didnt have to know that.

[ZeDFuNk]

i got hoes!!!!!!!!! HOOOOES! with different myspace pages!!!

they all look like ****in goons. the last time you ****ed a hot ***** was ..... wait.... :???:

[AnthonyF]

they all look like ****in goons. the last time you ****ed a hot ***** was ..... wait.... :???:

have anymore *********** in your ******* thread jesus ************** christ *********

[§treet_§peed]

lol damn last time i ****ed a hot girl was when i made that thread about that messican **** i drilled in my car a month or so ago. but i did get some firs head the other night from this descent look girl

[lilmanx01]

have anymore *********** in your ******* thread jesus ************** christ *********


*************************************************! !!!!!!!!

lol :crazy:


+**************** / all done.

[§treet_§peed]

........

[lilmanx01]

lol bored yo. procrastinating on a term paper.

[§treet_§peed]

bump

[magneto198]

interesting

[Thighs]

MORE STORIES!

[Nissan Sean]

Zed post some damn dirty secrets already. youve had me waiting since friday, you said your post some where are they?

[hondachik]

im back bitches.. new secrets to come.

w/b...I was wondering wtf was going to happen to this thread

[ZeDFuNk]

i only have one testicle

damn.. that sucks..

[hondachik]

get more stories !!

they make me laugh @ work:(

[ZeDFuNk]

a girl and a guy had a fight in a bar. at first i did not know they were even together and broke the fight up as i thought the guy was gunna hit her. i talked to the girl for a few minutes at the bar, then she pulls me out on the very packed dance floor. she was a small asian girl, well pulls me to the very corner of the dance floor kinda hidden, and drops to her knees!!! right there on the dance floor!!! she gets up a couple minutes later, says thanks, then leaves. never talked to her again! this was about 10 years ago.


women.. what sluts. lolol.

[ZeDFuNk]

I did my wife when she was passed out once. I guess technically I am a rapist!! LOL Then she woke up real horny about an hour later. Hmmm, I wonder why!!

LOL.. someone's got a tiny pecker.. can't even wake up a sleeping female with your **** inside of her..!

[ZeDFuNk]

i just opended my door on my tahoe on banged the **** outta my nieghbors brand new 745i BMW...next time dont park close to my truck, but id tell him if he wasnt a @rsehole

LOL

[Nissan Sean]

haha more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chinitoxamor]

Sorry, IA penis is NOT on my Christmas list, lol.

who said anything about a christmas list??? :lmfao:



:idb: everything happens for a reason.. some great.. and some just sh.it hahaha

[SiR_Boost]

:D

[hondachik]

pump it up zed!

[ZeDFuNk]

gmail is down..i can't check the email for new secrets! :{

[dc2teg2006]

we got a S.L.U.T, rapist and a hit and run, need more crazy ppl!!:lmfao:




:bump:

[rndockery98]

dammit, is gmail up yet?

[ZeDFuNk]

yes.. unfortunately no more secrets :[ all you pussies on IA can't send an anonymous interesting story. gay.

[§treet_§peed]

lol my AE finally got unbanned

[TheGodfather]

I have a secet of someone else on here.

Joey Kazez aka coolcat, finally came out and admitted he was in an underground version of 2 guys 1 cup.

I found a copy of the video at his house, put it on my computer, and will be willing to sell copies. IT IS SO WORTH IT!

[§treet_§peed]

lo

[ZeDFuNk]

lol@godfather.

[§treet_§peed]

LOL @ KRISTINA

[Nissan Sean]

zed. make some up. i need some to keep me busy. moar!!!!!!!!!!!! secrets

[AnthonyF]

Nissan Sean-.....ur an idiot. "MOAR"? what the hell is that? what are you a frigin t-rex?

[TheGodfather]

Nissan Sean-.....ur an idiot. "MOAR"? what the hell is that? what are you a frigin t-rex?

Hahah.

moar

1. A combination of "more" and "roar".

2. An order bellowed to a forum to remedy the bellower's insufficient pr0n collection. Usually accompanied by foaming at the mouth.

troll89 posts: omg she's hawt! MOAR!!1!

[Kdanzig]

This thread is legendary

It needs a sticky

[ZeDFuNk]

This thread is legendary

It needs a sticky

i wish people would send mroe secrets so we could actually make it sticky worthy.. it's almost dead :[

[Kdanzig]

it had a good run though

[ZeDFuNk]

got a new one!


So this weekend I was at a big christmas party with a bunch of friends, I got there late and everyone was already drunk. Two of my good girl friends were completely wasted, they had been making out all night, deep throating candy canes and showing their boobs to everyone. I had to play catch up and took a few shots and downed a few beers, before I knew it there were seven people piled into the guy who's house it was's steam room all making out and groping each other. Eventually it moved into the poker room and three couples all had sex in the same room with one weird guy in the corner watching cause his g/f had passed out early in the night. All in all it was a fun night!

:]

[Nissan Sean]

MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mach1DrmGrl]

sounds interesting...

[dc2teg2006]

got a new one!

So this weekend I was at a big christmas party with a bunch of friends, I got there late and everyone was already drunk. Two of my good girl friends were completely wasted, they had been making out all night, deep throating candy canes and showing their boobs to everyone. I had to play catch up and took a few shots and downed a few beers, before I knew it there were seven people piled into the guy who's house it was's steam room all making out and groping each other. Eventually it moved into the poker room and three couples all had sex in the same room with one weird guy in the corner watching cause his g/f had passed out early in the night. All in all it was a fun night!

:]

group orgies, and groupie love!!! lol :idb:

[AnthonyF]

kris...we should do that this weekend. what chu say?