Epic failure part 2

[Stormhammer]

So good ole Stormhammer here was chillin with this girl, really good looking and all that jazz right? Well, we dinner having a good time and all that jazz when her cell phone rings. Apparently she had a babysitter for her two kids.... one 8 months and the other 2 years old ( and this girl just turned 20 the other month ) :no: so she just upped and left in the middle of it all and yeah. I was kinda like wtf 20 with 2 kids????

So I did some general female investigating. There are a LOT of knocked up bitches out there that are that young - the hell... Thank god nothing happened, I don't want to be some hotdog flying down a hallway playing marco polo or something :no: ***** just popped out a watermelon 8 months ago.

whatever happened to birth control and condoms and pulling out etc? :ninja: :ninja:

[The Ninja]

You'd be a hotdog in a stadium even if she was a virgin.



Oooooooooo Snap!

[Mr. Clean]

pfff... man... you really believe she had to go because of a baby sitter... your crazy, that ***** is just a pimp and text'd in a rescue call. you got owned sir... owned

[UpSideDownDesi]

LOL MILF

[soul]

pfff... man... you really believe she had to go because of a baby sitter... your crazy, that ***** is just a pimp and text'd in a rescue call. you got owned sir... owned
yup yup

[Stormhammer]

I actually picked her up for breakfast early this morning - yeah, I also picked up her two kids......... :(

Still begs the question of how the heck do you get knocked up so young nowadays.

[Wurm]

I actually picked her up for breakfast early this morning - yeah, I also picked up her two kids......... :(

Still begs the question of how the heck do you get knocked up so young nowadays.
antifreeze spiked koolaid works wonders

[PSINXS]

ahhahaha let that ***** go. couldnt even tell you up front she had rugrats. its time for you to drop the hammer and dip out.

[Stormhammer]

thank god for finals being the prime excuse to disappear... :lmao:

and I qoute " ditch the ***** and get outta there!" reps to whomever can tell what movie its from without googling it :D turns out google wont help at all anyways

[PSINXS]

true lies?

[coolcat]

Back in middle school I knew a girl who got pregnant at 11, from a 30 year old guy. It's pretty f*cked up, but I didn't feel bad, she was a total b*tch.

[Z0_o6]

i wasn't aware that someone COULD get pregnant at 11...

[Annihilation]

i wasn't aware that someone COULD get pregnant at 11...
no joke i coulda sworn i saw some nasty **** about some 6 year old giving birth to a healthy baby putting her in the guiness book

the nasty sh!t is who phucks a 6 year old (or 5 yr and 3 months old)

[Annihilation]

http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/medina.asp

[Stormhammer]

true lies?

you sir have reps

[Z0_o6]

http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/medina.asp


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