Another "would you bang" thread

[KPowerEP3]

Would you f*ck a girl in a wheelchair? This one is legit, because I was talking to this girl who was my ex's friend. We talked on the phone for a minute and all that, and then decided to meet and see what's up. Well, turns out, homegirl has muscular dystrophy, so she's in a wheel chair, but other than that, she's pretty damn hot. Am I going to hell for having impure thoughts about her, or would some of you bastards consider it, too?

[Justin.]

Guess I'm shallow, but I'd pass.

[ryanh300]

Negative chief...how would you bang her if she is in a wheelchair?

[Slow Motion]

Who said you had to bang her? Her mouth works..

[SicStang03]

Thats ****ed.. Not the OPs post but the others. Ya she is in a wheelchair with a disease that she didn't ask for. Does that mean she can't have relationships?? If she wants to ****, why not?? Especially if she is hot. I would need to see a pic though. I had a buddy **** a girl with a fake leg.. She took it off before so it wouldn't get in the way.. LOL

[MikeyPrzy]

Just wait til she's asleep and she probably wont feel anything, well I guess if she was awake your tiny dick couldn't get her off anyways :lmao:

[KPowerEP3]

Thats ****ed.. Not the OPs post but the others. Ya she is in a wheelchair with a disease that she didn't ask for. Does that mean she can't have relationships?? If she wants to ****, why not?? Especially if she is hot. I would need to see a pic though. I had a buddy **** a girl with a fake leg.. She took it off before so it wouldn't get in the way.. LOL


lmao @ fake leg

[ahmonrah]

Who said you had to bang her? Her mouth works..dayum......now that's just....wro.....:lmfao:....oops! did that slip out!? +1 for wittiness! your still goin to:lmfao:in hell though!!

[KPowerEP3]

...oh and just to clarify, this isnt some scheme to get in her pants, I know she'd let me have it, just wondering what some of you douches thought.

[Wurm]

well at least if she couldnt feel anything in her lower body you could **** her ass with out asking first lmao

[Glides]

Hell no. You go get you some of that dilapidated poon brother. Nothing wrong with that. Here's what you do.

1. First rule of a girl in a wheelchair, you HAVE to do her IN the chair.
2 .Throw those legs up and hook em over the arms of the chair.
3. This is the important one, lock the brakes on the chair. If you don't and you get a good thrust, that sumbitch will roll back and you'll tear a hamstring putting you on the injured list and that would end your fantasy world real fast.
4. Fake a seisure. That way when you are slamming it and she starts crying, she can't get mad at ya cause you gots the handicaps too.
5. When you are ready to blow, shoot it on the axles of the chair. Tell her it's for lubrication. She will think you are just the nicest, most thoughtful guy.

You will have a friend for life. You can push her around the park, through the mall. You can race old ladys in the grocery store and she will make a great place to stack the christmas gifts on the way to grandmas house. "Billy, is that your girlfriend under all those presents" HAR HAR.

Also, if you guys get in and arguement, you can leave her ass downstairs so she can't ***** at ya.

I want one. Now.

[Wurm]

hahhah glides reps for you funny ****

[1000cckiller]

Hell no. You go get you some of that dilapidated poon brother. Nothing wrong with that. Here's what you do.

1. First rule of a girl in a wheelchair, you HAVE to do her IN the chair.
2 .Throw those legs up and hook em over the arms of the chair.
3. This is the important one, lock the brakes on the chair. If you don't and you get a good thrust, that sumbitch will roll back and you'll tear a hamstring putting you on the injured list and that would end your fantasy world real fast.
4. Fake a seisure. That way when you are slamming it and she starts crying, she can't get mad at ya cause you gots the handicaps too.
5. When you are ready to blow, shoot it on the axles of the chair. Tell her it's for lubrication. She will think you are just the nicest, most thoughtful guy.

You will have a friend for life. You can push her around the park, through the mall. You can race old ladys in the grocery store and she will make a great place to stack the christmas gifts on the way to grandmas house. "Billy, is that your girlfriend under all those presents" HAR HAR.

Also, if you guys get in and arguement, you can leave her ass downstairs so she can't ***** at ya.

I want one. Now.that **** was funny, now go kill yo self.

[1000cckiller]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Glides again.

[redrumracer]

sure why not

[Glides]

that **** was funny, now go kill yo self.

Aww, that's mean. :(

[1000cckiller]

Aww, that's mean. :(damn I am just messing with ya.

[Glides]

damn I am just messing with ya.

:D

[Kevykev]

Probably not, but that just cause.... um.... yeah

[blackshine007]

Thats ****ed.. Not the OPs post but the others. Ya she is in a wheelchair with a disease that she didn't ask for. Does that mean she can't have relationships?? If she wants to ****, why not?? Especially if she is hot. I would need to see a pic though. I had a buddy **** a girl with a fake leg.. She took it off before so it wouldn't get in the way.. LOL
I'd bang a chick with a fake leg. I can always grab the other one.

I think I'd have to pass on the wheel chair. Well, if the lower half still had a little feeling, maybe, but on the low-low. Like, the very low-low. I don't wanna be hitting it and all of a sudden she starts crapping on herself. I'll never be the same again :upchuck:

[Crazy Asian]

WHO TEH F'IN CARES!?!??
SHE'S HOT AND IT NOT SHE HAS DOWN SYNDROME!!! BANG THAT **** AND GO HOME!!!!!

[Glides]

I'd bang a chick with a fake leg. I can always grab the other one.

I think I'd have to pass on the wheel chair. Well, if the lower half still had a little feeling, maybe, but on the low-low. Like, the very low-low. I don't wanna be hitting it and all of a sudden she starts crapping on herself. I'll never be the same again :upchuck:

I think I would squeal with glee if I grabbed one of her legs and it came off. I'd swing that thing around like a 1970s dance step screaming "Wooo wooo" like I was at the rodeo. Then i'd hold it like a sword and say "Conan says, ENOUGH TALK" and hammer her like a steam engine while slapping her nub and asking her if she like being a dirty one legged whore.

After it was all over though, we'd cuddle. Until Family Guy came on, then she's on her own.

[1000cckiller]

:D :lmfao: :lmfao:

[ZeD]

WHATS THE WORST PART ABOUT ****ING A VEGETABLE???


PUTTING HER BACK IN THE WHEELCHAIR. ATHANKYOU.

[Meso Teggy]

sheet i'd hit it....if she hot enough it wouldnt stop me...she's in a wheelchair so what? not like if u fvck her and ur legs will go out :dunno:

[BKgen®]

hmm... legs or no legs? :D

[an0therh22]

it would really depend on how hot she was.

:ttiwwp:

["B"]

well at least if she couldnt feel anything in her lower body you could **** her ass with out asking first lmao


Throw that ***** on the bed face first and stick it in her butt. She won't be able to stop you anyways.:lmfao: :idb: :no:

[Glides]

it would really depend on how hot she was.

:ttiwwp:

I agree, we should all be privy to ths amount of hotness or lack thereof before we make an informed decision. Barring pics, this is all just speculation. I mena, if she looks like Rosie O'Donnell with 2 shriveled up beanstalks, then no way. But if it's the chick from Transformers with some of the same stated above, face first into the deep I go.

[NewGen33]

I need pics to decide, also I nominate this for thread of the year. LMAO

[an0therh22]

nah for real though the wheelchair position is the best!




i dont think it would matter where you put her legs.

[Double_0_Rusty]

PICS OR BAN!!!!!!!!!!! lol but seriously I need a pic to decide.

[3.5altman]

nah homie, thats a line im not crossing! the midget thread was close enough..lol

[Glides]

nah homie, thats a line im not crossing! the midget thread was close enough..lol

Don't worry Wingman. When the girl in the chair rolls up. Just tag me in and i'll be just like Ric Flair.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v170/Sixgunsports/ricflair.jpg

[3.5altman]

^^^he he, aight homie i got ya

[Double_0_Rusty]

LOL @ JAY! You crazy basturd!

[HalfBaked]

The pros: You could say things like "Ride me like your chair."

The cons: You'd wake up the next day to the sound of her squirming on the ground to crawl back into her wheelchair. You can't go back to sleep after that, thats a lot of noise.

[Glides]

The pros: You could say things like "Ride me like your chair."

The cons: You'd wake up the next day to the sound of her squirming on the ground to crawl back into her wheelchair. You can't go back to sleep after that, thats a lot of noise.
You act like i'd take her out of the chair after we were done. I'd let her sleep right there.

But let's say for ****s and giggles, I let her out of the chair. Then i'd step on her ankle and say, "where you goin baby, think your done? Kek, no way". Then pull her back to the bed like a caveman with his prize and work the morning magic. Oh yea.

[Princess12]

1. She has muscular dystrophy... doesn't mean she's paralyzed.

2. Just because she has a disease doesn't mean she shouldn't have relationships etc.

[Glides]

1. She has muscular dystrophy... doesn't mean she's paralyzed.

2. Just because she has a disease doesn't mean she shouldn't have relationships etc.

We've established all of that already. But thanks for adding. I agree totally. :goodjob:

[4dmin]

great thread! :lmao:

hell ya imagine the things you could do w/ her... she can't put up much fight! she may not have feeling in her legs :goodjob:

[Sol-Badguy]

But if it's the chick from Transformers with some of the same stated above, face first into the deep I go.
HAHA!!! I wish I could rep you twice!! :lmfao:

[Master Shake]

lol. i'd do it. she just can't move her muscles like she is suppose to. there's nothing wrong with that. she still has feelings and ****.

[KPowerEP3]

lmfao, I forgot I posted this here. Pics to come.

[KPowerEP3]

http://a529.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/27/l_d42d2fcb53c49ada0be8c7e75f8398a0.jpg
http://a171.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/97/l_6464ebcd78d5b3768b288a9270d0e53a.jpg

[Princess12]

She is beautful!

[Killer]

Hell no. You go get you some of that dilapidated poon brother. Nothing wrong with that. Here's what you do.

1. First rule of a girl in a wheelchair, you HAVE to do her IN the chair.
2 .Throw those legs up and hook em over the arms of the chair.
3. This is the important one, lock the brakes on the chair. If you don't and you get a good thrust, that sumbitch will roll back and you'll tear a hamstring putting you on the injured list and that would end your fantasy world real fast.
4. Fake a seisure. That way when you are slamming it and she starts crying, she can't get mad at ya cause you gots the handicaps too.
5. When you are ready to blow, shoot it on the axles of the chair. Tell her it's for lubrication. She will think you are just the nicest, most thoughtful guy.

You will have a friend for life. You can push her around the park, through the mall. You can race old ladys in the grocery store and she will make a great place to stack the christmas gifts on the way to grandmas house. "Billy, is that your girlfriend under all those presents" HAR HAR.

Also, if you guys get in and arguement, you can leave her ass downstairs so she can't ***** at ya.

I want one. Now.

i see green...

[Killer]

She is beautful!

i wouldn't go that far....

[Glides]

I agree. Yes, the answers to your questions are.

1. Yes, I would do a girl in a wheelchair, especially that one.
2. No it is not imoral. Just because she is handicapped doesn't mean she is not entitled to a full and loving (albeit raunch sex filled) relationship.
3. No, you are not going to hell. for those thoughts. She isn't a blight on society, or a preteen. She is a living breathing woman. You can coat her with a nice covering of sperm just like any other. It's sticks to handicapped skin just as well as non-handicapped skin.

[SicStang03]

Why the hell does everyone assume she has no feeling in the lower half of her body?? She has muscular dystrophy, she isn't paralyzed...

I would smash.. If I was wasted

[HalfBaked]

I read a thread about something like this on nasioc...

If I can find it, I want lots of reps because it was the funniest thing I had ever read.

[HalfBaked]

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=506570&highlight=wheelchair

That thread = the win.

[Meso Teggy]

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=506570&highlight=wheelchair

That thread = the win.

x2 that thread hands down is the best ebar

[Glides]

I stopped reading after "Do her dry......she'll have to overcome that and hadicapped people like challenges". Har.

Plus he had photos too. Amazing find.

[k20siboii]

to be honest
i would tap it

[HalfBaked]

I liked the "run far away...its not like she can chase you."

[lilmanx01]

no sounds too complicated

[Whiteboy™]

http://babyboyfreberg.typepad.com/demented_tidbits/2005/01/roll_out_with_y.html

[DrivenMind]

Whatever you do, do not pull out.

[Whiteboy™]

id hit it

[07civicsi4dr]

its not like she is paralyzed she has muscular dystophy(sp) its like muscle degeneration and all so im sure she can still feel it

[magneto198]

it just seems wrong, even if she wanted it. just lay her on the bed and put the chair outside i guess. then everything should be cool

[con]

man this thread along with the other link is wild.....

I always keep spare a$$ on tap, but who's to say what I would do in case of a serious drought. With that said, go for it!!! Remember, there's no such thing as tossing a hotdog down a hallway if you're stepping to the plate with the right equipment!!!

I think I just found a new avatar:
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid207/pafa313b393b2e2f4c4ea8f4cb523b283/ee8e12f2.jpg

[HalfBaked]

Yes, that picture was amazing.