Would you bang a midget?

[blackshine007]

I asked my boys this question and I got mixed reviews. Some say they would, some shook their head at me and said I'm just plain sick. But what if she was kinda cute in her midget like way and was actually of drinking age, who you bang a midget? And please give a reason as to why or why not.

[DrivenMind]

I mean I guess I'd give it a shot... She'd have to be a really cute midget though. I'd really just want to see if I could spin her like a top on my unit.

[Killer]

.... i guess it all depends....

that's all i'm gonna say..

[DrivenMind]

Killer don't lie...

You know you'd hit it from the back.

[redrumracer]

yea sure why not? i think it would be fun :cheers: :boobies:

[Kelly]

You guys are ****ing sick.

[blackshine007]

I mean I guess I'd give it a shot... She'd have to be a really cute midget though. I'd really just want to see if I could spin her like a top on my unit.
Hell yeah. That's what I told my boys, but they weren't hearing it. I bet getting a BJ won't be nothing since she's already right there. She won't get tired, and you won't get tired..... you win! :lmfao:

[DrivenMind]

yea, I mean realistically, you could probably walk around with a midget on a dolly giving you head.

You know like walk around the house, getting **** done, all the while having a little, little lady, love your package.

[blackshine007]

^^ :lmao:

[3.5altman]

i would, there grown, just short, why not

[PSINXS]

if she was cute i'd give it a chance

[Jecht]

No.

[superboost]

well, being 6'3 and some change, I boinked a chick who was 4'11". Does that count?

[-S Double C-]

I mean I guess I'd give it a shot... She'd have to be a really cute midget though. I'd really just want to see if I could spin her like a top on my unit.

LOL!!!!! :lmfao:

[TheDarkRacer]

No, id feel like i raped a kid...

[ep9716]

Im 5'6"........It Really Wouldn't Matter In My Case.

[Crazy Asian]

as long as it is not <3Integra...then maybe.

[s13slider®]

what do you call three cases of beer and a couple midgets ?






























a friday night at s13sliders house .
but in all honesty hekk f u ck in yes i would . i have always wanted to for some reason . i guess just to say i have did it . this pizza chick delivered to my house one day and me and a few buddies were watching midget porn arguing about this and , we got her to come in and check it out . we probably could have gang banged her but she looked like a butchy dike .

[Leisa]

I asked my boys this question and I got mixed reviews. Some say they would, some shook their head at me and said I'm just plain sick. But what if she was kinda cute in her midget like way and was actually of drinking age, who you bang a midget? And please give a reason as to why or why not.



hmm... I have you know that I am only 4 inches shy from being considered a "little person".... but to reply to your topic ...Brett enjoys it!....lol

[ZeD]

if someone is under 4"10 they're legally a midgit.. so i have banged one. :]

[Leisa]

if someone is under 4"10 they're legally a midgit.. so i have banged one. :]


that is incorrect.... its 4"4 and under ...

[ZeD]

that is incorrect.... its 4"4 and under ...

not what i heard.. she's 4"9' and she gets a handicap license plate. Lololol.

[Leisa]

not what i heard.. she's 4"9' and she gets a handicap license plate. Lololol.


Im 4'8... I dont have a handicapped plate

[OneSlow5pt0]

Im 4'8... I dont have a handicapped plate

then maybe u need to have a talk with those people

[Leisa]

then maybe u need to have a talk with those people'


why is that?

[Pickleteg]

Well....I have a story...it involves a drunk ass GI and a German..yes...a German midget. I was really drunk one night at a club in Germany and I got called on the floor by a chick so I went down to check it out. Well, I start dancing with this "short" chick and I soon realize that this short chick is standing on a ledge. Yeah...so I realize" I am dancing and making out with a midget!" So, being the drunk ass I was, I got in a car with some buddies and took the midget home. Well...at that time our gates to get in post were guarded by the German Army and we could not take visitors on-post until 6 AM. ****ty for me is that it was 5:45 and the Germans would not let us on. So, my buddies did the nice thing and made me and her get out of the car and wait outside the gate til 6. So, I am standing there out in the 35 degree weather, drunk, with a midget and watching German Soldiers laugh at me. Yep...it gets better. I finally get on post and as I walk up to my room I realize my boss is doing Charge of Quarters duty (meaning he sits at a desk all night and makes sure nothing crazy happens in the barracks). So, he spots me and gives me a crazy look. I took her into my room and killed it LOL. Well, to make a long story short my nickname at work for the next 2 years was "Midget ******". I know you may be thinking this is bull**** but I can't make this story up LOL.

[OneSlow5pt0]

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why is that?

i mean,if u wanted a plate......

[s13slider®]

Well....I have a story...it involves a drunk ass GI and a German..yes...a German midget. I was really drunk one night at a club in Germany and I got called on the floor by a chick so I went down to check it out. Well, I start dancing with this "short" chick and I soon realize that this short chick is standing on a ledge. Yeah...so I realize" I am dancing and making out with a midget!" So, being the drunk ass I was, I got in a car with some buddies and took the midget home. Well...at that time our gates to get in post were guarded by the German Army and we could not take visitors on-post until 6 AM. ****ty for me is that it was 5:45 and the Germans would not let us on. So, my buddies did the nice thing and made me and her get out of the car and wait outside the gate til 6. So, I am standing there out in the 35 degree weather, drunk, with a midget and watching German Soldiers laugh at me. Yep...it gets better. I finally get on post and as I walk up to my room I realize my boss is doing Charge of Quarters duty (meaning he sits at a desk all night and makes sure nothing crazy happens in the barracks). So, he spots me and gives me a crazy look. I took her into my room and killed it LOL. Well, to make a long story short my nickname at work for the next 2 years was "Midget ******". I know you may be thinking this is bull**** but I can't make this story up LOL.

repped but it brings me to the question of was it any good ?

[s13slider®]

i hae a really high bed , i wonder if a midget grabbed my ceiling fan , if she would spin on my **** ?

[ZeD]

Im 4'8... I dont have a handicapped plate

i dont beleive! maybe you should check into that.. :ninja:

[Pickleteg]

repped but it brings me to the question of was it any good ?

I was pretty drunk but I remember it being pretty good LOL. I know I hit it from the back and that was wierd cause her legs went between mine...not the other way around like normal.

[81911SC]

No, id feel like i raped a kid...
Exactly why I would do it.

[DrivenMind]

Exactly why I would do it.

Hahaha lirl

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to 81911SC again."

[BKgen®]

sure. i don't see why not. midgets are people, too.

[Rican219]

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[Master Shake]

yea sure why not? i think it would be fun :cheers: :boobies:x2

[Mayniac]

If she was cute, maybe.

[Big Baller]

HAHA none of you fags have banged a midget

[3.5altman]

ha ha ha IA is the ****

[Z32redondo]

Only on IA and ya I would give it a whirl.

[Glides]

All I know is you can bang Bridgett the Midget at the Bunny Ranch in Las Vegas, i've researched this, I know this to be true and i'd **** a midget so fast her head would pop off from the wind damage.

[Scotsman]

i'd do it!

[3.5altman]

i seen about two fine ass midgets in my lifetime! they looked perfect, just short.

[Tasuki_Civic]

FYI: calling someone a midgit is like calling a white person "Jack" or a black person Nicca. so be careful not to offend someone you see in public that is a small person.

[3.5altman]

???? wtf

[BobbyFresco]

I banged out a chick that was 4'8" on several occasions. I stopped though because everytime I got done, I got weirded out.

[Tasuki_Civic]

^hahaha

[RandomGuy]

most midgets have gorilla strength

[Stormhammer]

dude I so would, I've watched some midget porn, that ish is hot. Just think, its tighter and smaller :D

[3.5altman]

dude I so would, I've watched some midget porn, that ish is hot. Just think, its tighter and smaller :D


he he he, never thought of it like that

[Stormhammer]

you've never watched bangamidget lol

[3.5altman]

actually no, never heard of it!

[Glides]

FYI: calling someone a midgit is like calling a white person "Jack" or a black person Nicca. so be careful not to offend someone you see in public that is a small person.

A white person Jack?

How is that offensive?

[DrivenMind]

A white person Jack?

How is that offensive?

Ya no ****... I've never in my life heard that one before.

[Leisa]

I banged out a chick that was 4'8" on several occasions. I stopped though because everytime I got done, I got weirded out.


why??...

[Seymour222]

Absolutely. Those tiny little hands, mmmm.. It would make your goober look like a telephone pole.

[BKgen®]

most midgets have gorilla strength

it's because they all drink TARD HARD (http://www.tardhard.com/) :lmfao:

[Nomad!]

Would I?!?!? Hell, I'm trying to bang one as I type this response!

[BobbyFresco]

why??...

I honestly don't know why.... I just did....

[3.5altman]

Absolutely. Those tiny little hands, mmmm.. It would make your goober look like a telephone pole.

you said goober, nice use of words cuz...lol

[Nomad!]

why??...
4'8" FTW :D

[Wurm]

**** I JUST WANT TO OWN A MIDGET

Hoe cool would that be to have a personal midget by your side its way better then having a dog lmao

[1000cckiller]

**** I JUST WANT TO OWN A MIDGET

Hoe cool would that be to have a personal midget by your side its way better then having a dog lmaoyeah, I will take two midgets.

[Wurm]

yeah, I will take two midgets.
midget fighting FTW

[OneSlow5pt0]

midget fighting FTW

maybe u just gave a vick a new job

[bastarling84]

This is a personal goal of mine. I tried one night and was painfully close. She was basically going to tell her friends she was leaving with me when her friend looked at my friend and asked if I was a decent guy. This ******* responded with "yeah, he's great and his herpes just cleared up today." Within the next two seconds her friends had already grabbed her ran out of the bar and thrown her into a car.

[Sammich]

if someone is under 4"10 they're legally a midgit.. so i have banged one. :]

with that being said i need to get my wife legally measured...she dont know her height and i say she is 4'11..but she maybe shorter lol...

PS im 6'3

PSS yes i woulda bang a midget:D

[Sammich]

This is a personal goal of mine. I tried one night and was painfully close. She was basically going to tell her friends she was leaving with me when her friend looked at my friend and asked if I was a decent guy. This ******* responded with "yeah, he's great and his herpes just cleared up today." Within the next two seconds her friends had already grabbed her ran out of the bar and thrown her into a car.

damn its usually the girl's friends that f*ck it up:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[The Ninja]

No.

[hondachik]

For the midgets that may read this...no offense & much love....but no..I'd feel...beyond weird. Like I was breaking a law and could be arrested at any moment for having sex with 1

[jdiddy24]

Exactly why I would do it.

why would you cheat on your GF with a midget?....youve got a perfectly fine friends sister with down syndrome to bang