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81911SC
11-19-2007, 11:46 AM
My friend Troy has a sister who has downs syndrome. She's 4 years younger than me, although you'd never know by looking at her. I've always been real nice when she picks up the phone or I go over there to hang out. He's already told me that she thinks I'm nice, something she doesn't think about most boys that come over there.
Cut to Monday night. We all have Tuesday off for Veteran's day, so Troy and I are over at his house (he still lives with his mom) playing some Xbox. His sister is in the room, playing with dolls and occasionally watching the screen as we played. Troy's mom is out running some errands; I think she was at her mother's house. The phone rings at about 8, and it's Troy's mom, Victoria. She tells Jessica (Troy's sister) that her car has broken down and needs Troy to take a look at it. Troy, being a car mechanic leaves to go check out the car, and asked me to look after Jessica while he was gone, since she gets really upset by cars. I agree, and he leaves.
I didn't really know what to do to entertain her, so I just sat around and kind of ****ed around, and would occasionally talk to her. For the most part, she sat there and played with her dolls, talking to them. I was sitting at the computers working on an essay for an Archaeology class when she asked me the following:
"What are doing Mike?" "Oh, I'm typing a paper for a class." "Heeee you need paper for class!" "Yep, it's pretty important."
She trailed off for a minute, and I resumed typing. About 5 minutes later, she spoke again.
"Mike, I know sex" - I was taken back. What do I say to her? Do I lie, do I acknowledge that she "knows" sex, what? "Um, I'm not sure if we should talk about that, Jessica." "I try sex with me and it good" "Jessica, we really shouldn't talk about this..." "Will you try with me?"
I didn't know what to do. I was sitting there, with my mouth half opened and I'm sure there was a puddle of drool forming on the carpet pretty fast. She asked again. "Will you try sex with me? Nobody like me like you, you so nice and pretty"
****. ****sticks. ****ing ****ersticks from planet ****. I'm getting hit on by a retarded girl. What the **** do I do?
Yeah, I ****ed her. It was her first time, and she bled. It was not pleasant, and she wailed near the end, I guess an orgasm. When we were done I went to the bathroom, cleaned up, and cried. I fixed up myself and made sure she was alright. Then I went back to my essay while she did god knows what. I didn't care, I still don't. A wave of apathy crashed upon me.
Troy showed up about 10 minutes later, and I quickly excused myself to go home. I went home and cried myself to sleep on my pillow, accompanied by the horrible imagery which will haunt me to my grave. I woke up yesterday to the phone ringing, at about 7:30. Most people know to leave me alone at 7:30 when I'm not working, but I rolled over to see the caller ID. I looked down at it, saw it was Troy's house, and answered.
"Hey Mike, I need to, um well...ask you about...uh...something." Me, suddenly awake, "Uh yeah, what's up?" "Well, last night after I brought my mom home, Jessica was acting strangely." "Oh, how do you mean?" "There was blood dripping down her leg." "What the ****?" "Yeah, that's what we thought, too. We are trying to figure out what happened. Do you know anything?" "No man, I don't. That's pretty ****ed up. Say, I got to go because my breakfast is burning." - lie "Alright Mike, I'll talk to you later."
What should I do!?? Confess to him and his mom about Jessica, keep my mouth shut? Threaten her with violence if she talks?

Brick
11-19-2007, 11:51 AM
Best. Thread. Ever.
http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u107/wackomarty/retard.jpg

Stormhammer
11-19-2007, 11:51 AM
lololol

mocha latte cupcake
11-19-2007, 11:57 AM
o m f g...... sell your porsche and move to euro... you're so screwed lol... don't touch girls that have.... issues.... oh any kind... wow just m f w o w.....

onebadgt
11-19-2007, 11:59 AM
My friend Troy has a sister who has downs syndrome. She's 4 years younger than me, although you'd never know by looking at her. I've always been real nice when she picks up the phone or I go over there to hang out. He's already told me that she thinks I'm nice, something she doesn't think about most boys that come over there.
Cut to Monday night. We all have Tuesday off for Veteran's day, so Troy and I are over at his house (he still lives with his mom) playing some Xbox. His sister is in the room, playing with dolls and occasionally watching the screen as we played. Troy's mom is out running some errands; I think she was at her mother's house. The phone rings at about 8, and it's Troy's mom, Victoria. She tells Jessica (Troy's sister) that her car has broken down and needs Troy to take a look at it. Troy, being a car mechanic leaves to go check out the car, and asked me to look after Jessica while he was gone, since she gets really upset by cars. I agree, and he leaves.
I didn't really know what to do to entertain her, so I just sat around and kind of ****ed around, and would occasionally talk to her. For the most part, she sat there and played with her dolls, talking to them. I was sitting at the computers working on an essay for an Archaeology class when she asked me the following:
"What are doing Mike?" "Oh, I'm typing a paper for a class." "Heeee you need paper for class!" "Yep, it's pretty important."
She trailed off for a minute, and I resumed typing. About 5 minutes later, she spoke again.
"Mike, I know sex" - I was taken back. What do I say to her? Do I lie, do I acknowledge that she "knows" sex, what? "Um, I'm not sure if we should talk about that, Jessica." "I try sex with me and it good" "Jessica, we really shouldn't talk about this..." "Will you try with me?"
I didn't know what to do. I was sitting there, with my mouth half opened and I'm sure there was a puddle of drool forming on the carpet pretty fast. She asked again. "Will you try sex with me? Nobody like me like you, you so nice and pretty"
****. ****sticks. ****ing ****ersticks from planet ****. I'm getting hit on by a retarded girl. What the **** do I do?
Yeah, I ****ed her. It was her first time, and she bled. It was not pleasant, and she wailed near the end, I guess an orgasm. When we were done I went to the bathroom, cleaned up, and cried. I fixed up myself and made sure she was alright. Then I went back to my essay while she did god knows what. I didn't care, I still don't. A wave of apathy crashed upon me.
Troy showed up about 10 minutes later, and I quickly excused myself to go home. I went home and cried myself to sleep on my pillow, accompanied by the horrible imagery which will haunt me to my grave. I woke up yesterday to the phone ringing, at about 7:30. Most people know to leave me alone at 7:30 when I'm not working, but I rolled over to see the caller ID. I looked down at it, saw it was Troy's house, and answered.
"Hey Mike, I need to, um well...ask you about...uh...something." Me, suddenly awake, "Uh yeah, what's up?" "Well, last night after I brought my mom home, Jessica was acting strangely." "Oh, how do you mean?" "There was blood dripping down her leg." "What the ****?" "Yeah, that's what we thought, too. We are trying to figure out what happened. Do you know anything?" "No man, I don't. That's pretty ****ed up. Say, I got to go because my breakfast is burning." - lie "Alright Mike, I'll talk to you later."
What should I do!?? Confess to him and his mom about Jessica, keep my mouth shut? Threaten her with violence if she talks?

holy **** if this is true, which i doubt it is i hope this troy guy beats you to death. my little sister is mentally retarded.
















j/k not really but if she was i would be really offended lol

SloWRX
11-19-2007, 12:01 PM
just shut the fuk up, works everytime :goodjob:

Princess12
11-19-2007, 12:01 PM
That is really kinda disturbing.

On_Her_Face
11-19-2007, 12:07 PM
......















this is the first thread where i am speechless.

mocha latte cupcake
11-19-2007, 12:10 PM
no where in there did i see you use the words condom, birth control or anything like that... sigh babies time for j00.... :no: you're a terrible person!

Frög
11-19-2007, 12:13 PM
lolol!! i wish this was true!!! but its not.. :(

TS240
11-19-2007, 12:13 PM
I think someone left themselves logged in on the wrong computer..... I hope:eek:

Nismo
11-19-2007, 12:20 PM
http://www.erichufschmid.net/Dumb-down/super-retard.JPG

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11-19-2007, 12:26 PM
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were all worse off for havin read this ****

jdiddy24
11-19-2007, 12:26 PM
i envy you man.... you didnt have to have any game or nothing

ATK_Designs
11-19-2007, 12:26 PM
that sounds like a story.........if it's true, I'm speechless.

Mr. Clean
11-19-2007, 12:26 PM
why
why
why
why
why
why
why the f*ck did you post this... i believe this is the perfect example of someone who will be riding to hell in a hand basket. enjoy the ride sir, its the good part... you'll be f*cking retards for the rest of your life and having babies with them! that's your hell... that... is your hell. and the stores dont carry condoms, and the doctors dont recommend that retards take birth control and there is no way to snip your semenal gland, so you will have to have unprotected sex with mentally challenged females for the rest of your life until you are so guilted by the fact that all the children running around are your babies. and you cant afford them because they have outrageous medical bills. so i hope your happy... i hope your happy. :tongue1:

OneSlow5pt0
11-19-2007, 12:27 PM
........................

Nismo
11-19-2007, 12:29 PM
<34Integras


that whore is still here? God damn. Maybe it was really her he banged. If so I feel really bad for him

KPowerEP3
11-19-2007, 12:29 PM
lmao...I cant think think of an abbreviation to express how funny I thought that was.

x2 on BEST. THREAD. EVER.

Sammich
11-19-2007, 12:29 PM
its not as bad as people make it...good job man

LQQKITZME
11-19-2007, 12:29 PM
LOL Funny but, But Don't think it is true..

Killer
11-19-2007, 12:30 PM
considering the thread starters name is gene...

this is not a story of his....

ilovemyhonda.
11-19-2007, 12:31 PM
<34Integras


that whore is still here? God damn. Maybe it was really her he banged. If so I feel really bad for him

i dont have down syndrome, you must be mistaken.
why must you bring up old shyt and start drama?
nothing better to do? no life? figures.

Nismo
11-19-2007, 12:33 PM
Yeah pretty much.

wantboost
11-19-2007, 12:33 PM
There is way to much punctuation for him to have written it.

Stopsnitchin
11-19-2007, 12:34 PM
YOU'RE ****ED!

please please please tell me she is OVER 18!!!!!!!!!

Jecht
11-19-2007, 12:34 PM
COPY PASTA

Nismo
11-19-2007, 12:35 PM
Told j00

quickdodge®
11-19-2007, 12:39 PM
This guy is pretty pissed right now:

http://www.dsala.org/graphics/photos/actors/chris_burke_2.jpg

Lolol. If you believe this story, you're ****ed up. Funny ****, though. Later, QD.

81911SC
11-19-2007, 12:40 PM
[Farva Voice] " I GOT YOU ****ERS GOOD"

Sammich
11-19-2007, 12:41 PM
http://www.dsala.org/graphics/photos/actors/chris_burke_2.jpg


:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Psycho
11-19-2007, 12:41 PM
DurrrR!!! Deep-urrrr Deep-urrrr!

Subuari
11-19-2007, 12:41 PM
wow

KPowerEP3
11-19-2007, 12:41 PM
[Farva Voice] " I GOT YOU ****ERS GOOD"


:no: fail

it's " I got you good, you ****ers"

P. A.
11-19-2007, 12:43 PM
LOL! I like the little story....

quickdodge®
11-19-2007, 12:43 PM
wow

You dumbass. You should stick to not posting for months. You're better at it. Later, QD.

Subuari
11-19-2007, 12:44 PM
You dumbass. You should stick to not posting for months. You're better at it. Later, QD.I could really care what you think of me :D

81911SC
11-19-2007, 12:44 PM
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lolz

quickdodge®
11-19-2007, 12:45 PM
I could really care what you think of me :D

You could? Or couldn't? Again, stick to what you know best. Later, QD.

81911SC
11-19-2007, 12:47 PM
Qd, how did you get that picture of me? lolol

Brick
11-19-2007, 12:48 PM
Gave me a reason for retard jokes, wtf do I care if it's true or not?

81911SC
11-19-2007, 12:48 PM
A recent picture of me.

nextelbuddy
11-19-2007, 12:50 PM
i read this same thing on bimmerforums OT section. so i dont think the OP did this.

Psycho
11-19-2007, 12:52 PM
my picture has a higher lol content.

Psycho
11-19-2007, 12:54 PM
i read this same thing on bimmerforums OT section. so i dont think the OP did this.
ehh

Psycho
11-19-2007, 12:56 PM
I'm gonna whore the rest of this thread up with stupid pictures.

OneSlow5pt0
11-19-2007, 12:57 PM
lol,that was a goodin

RandomGuy
11-19-2007, 01:02 PM
http://uselessjunk.net/viewtopic.php?t=71932

http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=1825

http://www.mediafetcher.com/article_full.php?id=1825

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/archive/index.php/t-127975.html

http://www.topix.com/forum/source/indianapolis-star/TPPPHBFMOTMSRDITN

http://www.yoyos-blog.com/artikel/sex-with-down-syndrome-girl/

81911SC
11-19-2007, 01:03 PM
hh

Kevykev
11-19-2007, 01:05 PM
I read that same paragraph like 8 years ago.


IT's fake but still the funnynessss!

BKgen®
11-19-2007, 01:16 PM
My friend Troy has a sister who has downs syndrome. She's 4 years younger than me, although you'd never know by looking at her. I've always been real nice when she picks up the phone or I go over there to hang out. He's already told me that she thinks I'm nice, something she doesn't think about most boys that come over there.
Cut to Monday night. We all have Tuesday off for Veteran's day, so Troy and I are over at his house (he still lives with his mom) playing some Xbox. His sister is in the room, playing with dolls and occasionally watching the screen as we played. Troy's mom is out running some errands; I think she was at her mother's house. The phone rings at about 8, and it's Troy's mom, Victoria. She tells Jessica (Troy's sister) that her car has broken down and needs Troy to take a look at it. Troy, being a car mechanic leaves to go check out the car, and asked me to look after Jessica while he was gone, since she gets really upset by cars. I agree, and he leaves.
I didn't really know what to do to entertain her, so I just sat around and kind of ****ed around, and would occasionally talk to her. For the most part, she sat there and played with her dolls, talking to them. I was sitting at the computers working on an essay for an Archaeology class when she asked me the following:
"What are doing Mike?" "Oh, I'm typing a paper for a class." "Heeee you need paper for class!" "Yep, it's pretty important."
She trailed off for a minute, and I resumed typing. About 5 minutes later, she spoke again.
"Mike, I know sex" - I was taken back. What do I say to her? Do I lie, do I acknowledge that she "knows" sex, what? "Um, I'm not sure if we should talk about that, Jessica." "I try sex with me and it good" "Jessica, we really shouldn't talk about this..." "Will you try with me?"
I didn't know what to do. I was sitting there, with my mouth half opened and I'm sure there was a puddle of drool forming on the carpet pretty fast. She asked again. "Will you try sex with me? Nobody like me like you, you so nice and pretty"
****. ****sticks. ****ing ****ersticks from planet ****. I'm getting hit on by a retarded girl. What the **** do I do?
Yeah, I ****ed her. It was her first time, and she bled. It was not pleasant, and she wailed near the end, I guess an orgasm. When we were done I went to the bathroom, cleaned up, and cried. I fixed up myself and made sure she was alright. Then I went back to my essay while she did god knows what. I didn't care, I still don't. A wave of apathy crashed upon me.
Troy showed up about 10 minutes later, and I quickly excused myself to go home. I went home and cried myself to sleep on my pillow, accompanied by the horrible imagery which will haunt me to my grave. I woke up yesterday to the phone ringing, at about 7:30. Most people know to leave me alone at 7:30 when I'm not working, but I rolled over to see the caller ID. I looked down at it, saw it was Troy's house, and answered.
"Hey Mike, I need to, um well...ask you about...uh...something." Me, suddenly awake, "Uh yeah, what's up?" "Well, last night after I brought my mom home, Jessica was acting strangely." "Oh, how do you mean?" "There was blood dripping down her leg." "What the ****?" "Yeah, that's what we thought, too. We are trying to figure out what happened. Do you know anything?" "No man, I don't. That's pretty ****ed up. Say, I got to go because my breakfast is burning." - lie "Alright Mike, I'll talk to you later."
What should I do!?? Confess to him and his mom about Jessica, keep my mouth shut? Threaten her with violence if she talks?

I used to think you were pretty f*cked up.

I stand corrected...

You're VERY f*cked up.

Psycho
11-19-2007, 01:20 PM
I used to think you were pretty f*cked up.

I stand corrected...

You're VERY f*cked up.
it was a joke

Sammich
11-19-2007, 01:23 PM
el oh effin elz

BKgen®
11-19-2007, 01:23 PM
it was a joke

i still hate him.










:D

Psycho
11-19-2007, 01:24 PM
i still hate him.










:D
lol

SE-Rious1
11-19-2007, 01:25 PM
that was some sick story i mean id bang an ugly ass chick before one with DS atleast i could sleep a lil better knowing im not going to hell lol

BKgen®
11-19-2007, 01:27 PM
http://premium1.uploadit.org/brandonp47//1164494905258.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/hmmm-diabeetus-you-say.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/nawmefathe128391154495937500.jpg

OneSlow5pt0
11-19-2007, 01:43 PM
i still hate him.










:D

me too..least this would have given him some street cred,lol

Psycho
11-19-2007, 01:46 PM
more I say

LiL PaKi
11-19-2007, 01:49 PM
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LOL

Psycho
11-19-2007, 02:04 PM
blah

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11-19-2007, 02:22 PM
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btw i hope your KIDDING.....

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11-19-2007, 02:27 PM
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btw i hope your KIDDING.....

i hope he's not.....he needs to get some

PSINXS
11-19-2007, 02:29 PM
isnt this illegal?

CRXchic19
11-19-2007, 02:31 PM
i hope he's not.....he needs to get some


lol.....sad.... i read page 2....or 3?....he was joking.... :crazy:






.

Psycho
11-19-2007, 02:31 PM
Not if you threaten her with violence. They can't arrest you for what they don't know about.

Whiteboy™
11-19-2007, 02:31 PM
lol.

On_Her_Face
11-19-2007, 02:35 PM
good **** david... lol 40 people in this thread

Psycho
11-19-2007, 02:37 PM
lol.....sad.... i read page 2....or 3?....he was joking.... :crazy:






.
There is still gonna be at least 3 or 4 more posts tonight, by some dumb asses who are too lazy to read the rest of the comments, asking if he is serious.

Especially if I bury all your responses with more stupid pictures.

Magnus213
11-19-2007, 02:37 PM
Hahahahahaha

quickdodge®
11-19-2007, 02:38 PM
Is this for real? Later, QD.

81911SC
11-19-2007, 02:38 PM
LOLZ

Init2winit
11-19-2007, 02:43 PM
Sick ******.

quickdodge®
11-19-2007, 02:46 PM
^^^ It's a joke, stupid. Later, QD.

JDM onlyy
11-19-2007, 02:47 PM
Sick ******.

Lol, and you must be one who was too lazy to read all the comments like they were talking about? Haha.

Good ****, yo! Gave me a laugh. :goodjob:

-S Double C-
11-19-2007, 02:48 PM
This would be sick as **** if it were true! Thats a one way ticket to hell...LOLZ! :lmao! Bought as nasty as 20+ year olds ****ing girls 16 and under.

Psycho
11-19-2007, 02:50 PM
^^^ It's a joke, stupid. Later, QD.
lol

OneSlow5pt0
11-19-2007, 02:56 PM
This would be sick as **** if it were true! Thats a one way ticket to hell...LOLZ! :lmao! Bought as nasty as 20+ year olds ****ing girls 16 and under.

dont judge ran...............or me,lol

quickdodge®
11-19-2007, 02:57 PM
This is ****ing retarded. Literally. Later, QD.

SE-Rious1
11-19-2007, 03:00 PM
isnt this illegal?
Thats why the Lifetime Network was made:lmfao:

-S Double C-
11-19-2007, 03:03 PM
dont judge ran...............or me,lol

huh? you bang children?! LOL!!! :lmfao:

DrivenMind
11-19-2007, 03:11 PM
lol, dude you did what any self respecting virgin would do.

I think.

You should see if she wants to try a gang bang with some of her friends from school....


Actually I don't know if I should feel disgusted by your actions, or marveled at your sense of warmth and empathy towards those with disabilities.

Init2winit
11-19-2007, 03:44 PM
^^^ It's a joke, stupid. Later, QD.I know it was a joke ass hat. He was probably referring to you.

Shawna
11-19-2007, 03:51 PM
considering the thread starters name is gene...

this is not a story of his....
hhaha thank you I was reading this going ummm Gene do we need to talk and when did you change your name lmao

MR2DR
11-19-2007, 03:57 PM
This is ****ing retarded. Literally. Later, QD.

LMAO!!! hehehehehe :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: +REPS

Julio
11-19-2007, 04:00 PM
repost.

SL65AMG
11-19-2007, 06:24 PM
if you really ****ed a retarded girl you need to:
a) diaf
b) shoot youself
c) move to mexico and **** sheep for a living
d) confess and be killed.

those are your options. period



and they are gonna take her to the Dr. and he will be able to tell what happened...... you are ****ed...... you should be killed or..... see options A, B, and C


EDIT:but i see now that it is a joke..... so haha

HalfBaked
11-19-2007, 06:27 PM
I seriously read this back in 2001 or 2002.

I believe it originally started on a forum about weightlifting and body building.

Psycho
11-19-2007, 06:41 PM
What if you were passed out, drunk, and the tard started ****ing you. But you don't wake up until you're about to bust. Then what do you do? Push her off and get blue balls, or finish up and convince yourself there was nothing you could do?

SL65AMG
11-19-2007, 06:45 PM
What if you were passed out, drunk, and the tard started ****ing you. But you don't wake up until you're about to bust. Then what do you do? Push her off and get blue balls, or finish up and convince yourself there was nothing you could do?


you can get hard while youre PASSED OUT????


...... :thinking: :thinking:


i think wood from sleeping is a bit different than being passed out

s13slider®
11-19-2007, 06:50 PM
you can get hard while youre PASSED OUT????


...... :thinking: :thinking:


i think wood from sleeping is a bit different than being passed out


i have wood every morning i wake up so i would say you can be hard while passed out .

The_ CaneCorso
11-19-2007, 06:53 PM
WOW

Psycho
11-19-2007, 06:54 PM
you can get hard while youre PASSED OUT????


...... :thinking: :thinking:




I have no idea. I don't think anyone knows whether or not they have a stiffy when they're passed out. Because if they did know, they wouldn't be passed out; now would they?

Psycho
11-19-2007, 06:56 PM
The government really should get a team of scientists to look in to this. f*ck the cure for AIDs, this takes priority.

redrumracer
11-19-2007, 07:09 PM
im along with everyone else just a little late, deff a best thread ever candidate

HiPSI
11-19-2007, 08:23 PM
I seriously read this back in 2001 or 2002.

I believe it originally started on a forum about weightlifting and body building.


that is correct.

1439/2000
11-19-2007, 08:38 PM
This forum can be the biggest collection of gullible people on the internet sometimes.

Every ****ing story like this is 7 years old and I read in high school.

The Yousef
11-19-2007, 08:54 PM
This forum can be the biggest collection of gullible people on the internet sometimes.

Every ****ing story like this is 7 years old and I read in high school.

welcome to IA...enjoy your stay

driftyboy
11-19-2007, 08:55 PM
HAHAHAHA. A guy at my work put up some forums for us to ***** about how we hate our job... I copy/pasted the thing on those forums and one of the upper tier guys walks by and is like "Dude, are you serious? If not you need to post that you're kidding, because everyone thinks you f*cked a retarded chick"

- Drifty

Double_0_Rusty
11-19-2007, 09:00 PM
o......m........f.............g!!!!!!!!

Someone needs a stupid slap.

4dmin
11-19-2007, 09:02 PM
i'm laughing so hard... we are totally going to have retarded kids for laughing so hard...............

Elbow
11-20-2007, 12:52 AM
LOL

Kyle
11-20-2007, 01:05 AM
Lol at all the morons who go no way this can be true. Well look at the names used, its a good indicator it wasn't him.

DrivenMind
11-20-2007, 04:23 PM
you can get hard while youre PASSED OUT????


...... :thinking: :thinking:


You don't? Have you not gone through puberty yet or wtfs up with that?

Haven't you ever heard of a wet dream? Is your **** not hard when it shoots off on its own at night, or does you **** just stay limp and spit **** onto your bedsheets?

SL65AMG
11-20-2007, 05:48 PM
You don't? Have you not gone through puberty yet or wtfs up with that?

Haven't you ever heard of a wet dream? Is your **** not hard when it shoots off on its own at night, or does you **** just stay limp and spit **** onto your bedsheets?

did you not read my original post.....?




obviously not


passed out, asleep is different than passed out, drunk

MudderFugger
11-21-2007, 01:34 AM
i envy you man.... you didnt have to have any game or nothingNo game needed, he was obviously completely down with the syndrome...

81911SC
11-21-2007, 01:39 AM
What a good lay........

Kevykev
11-21-2007, 12:17 PM
Haven't you ever heard of a wet dream? Is your **** not hard when it shoots off on its own at night, or does you **** just stay limp and spit **** onto your bedsheets?

there's something very wrong with you asking another man that question.

Rhetoric or not.

I1I11I1
11-21-2007, 03:03 PM
LOL.

:idb:

jdiddy24
11-22-2007, 02:15 AM
What a good lay........

they are officially together....recent pic of them together

ShooterMcGavin
11-22-2007, 01:08 PM
don't wanna read the rest of the thread so i'll be the 15th to call bs :liar:

TheGodfather
11-22-2007, 01:47 PM
By far one of the funniest threads I've seen on here.

That had me LIRL.

2Fast4Radar
12-02-2007, 09:45 AM
This is pretty old and has been posted on other forums before and it always gets the same rise out of people. It's been a couple years since I've seen it though, so it's good that someone is keeping the story alive :yes:

NewGen33
12-02-2007, 12:45 PM
That was gross and it reminded me of a asian girl struggling to speak engrish.