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Stormhammer
11-17-2007, 07:19 PM
So, I met this hottie yesterday on campus, talked ot her some more today and found out she was a total movie buff ( one of those OMG I <3 MOVIES !!!!!111!! )

Come to find out she has never seen Star Wars 4-6, Indiana Jones, or Braveheart.

how the **** have you not seen any of those?

Discuss.

Scotsman
11-17-2007, 07:20 PM
never seen "Braveheart" wtf! ditch her dude , or you'll never have your Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom!

81911SC
11-17-2007, 07:21 PM
The last of the Star Wars sucked. Empire strikes back was the last good one. Indiana Jones is alright and Braveheart is good. BTW Porsche>Outtie End Hijack.

tony
11-17-2007, 07:21 PM
I've never seen braveheart and not a fan of the star wars series

Stormhammer
11-17-2007, 07:28 PM
^^ not a fan is one thing, but never having seen at least one of the 3 originals is another - a "scifi genre isn't my thing" is the dumbest answer for it ever because while it is scifi, there's more to those 3 than what other scifi movies have made

I did ditch the ***** when she told me that was her reasoning. Braveheart? " eh, ancient stuff doesn't interest me, plus it looks boring"

coolcat
11-17-2007, 07:30 PM
Does she fail this bad?

http://paisley.presys.com/graphics/garfield.jpg

Scotsman
11-17-2007, 07:32 PM
Does she fail this bad?

http://paisley.presys.com/graphics/garfield.jpg:lmfao:repped

cactusEG
11-17-2007, 07:34 PM
So, I met this hottie yesterday on campus, talked ot her some more today and found out she was a total movie buff ( one of those OMG I <3 MOVIES !!!!!111!! )

Come to find out she has never seen Star Wars 4-6, Indiana Jones, or Braveheart.

how the **** have you not seen any of those?

Discuss.

Hell i've never seen any of those movies and i dont think i want to :no:

The_ CaneCorso
11-17-2007, 07:35 PM
mY GIRL has never seen rocky. Speaking of which kinda funny a new indiana, star trek, and terminator are going to come out but NOT have the original star.shatner,arnold and ford

Mayniac
11-17-2007, 07:36 PM
Come to find out she has never seen Star Wars 4-6Oh hell nah!

I hope you walked out on her, I would've.

Stormhammer
11-17-2007, 07:43 PM
Hell i've never seen any of those movies and i dont think i want to :no:

but why?

KPowerEP3
11-17-2007, 08:07 PM
mY GIRL has never seen rocky. Speaking of which kinda funny a new indiana, star trek, and terminator are going to come out but NOT have the original star.shatner,arnold and ford


Dunno bout the other two, but Harrison Ford is in the Indiana Jones.

Reaper
11-17-2007, 09:13 PM
mY GIRL has never seen rocky. Speaking of which kinda funny a new indiana, star trek, and terminator are going to come out but NOT have the original star.shatner,arnold and ford

wrong...Harrison Ford will be in the movie. the others idk about, nor do i care do to the fact that the last terminator sucked and star trek's gay.

http://www.indianajones.com/site/index.html

SE-Rious1
11-17-2007, 09:16 PM
maybe she is to young to know anything about Braveheart or indiana jones lol

coolcat
11-17-2007, 09:19 PM
maybe she is to young to know anything about Braveheart or indiana jones lol



Stormhammer,


http://www.pantagraph.com/content/articles/2007/04/10/freetime/doc46143021cbbe6513566147.jpg

Why don't you take a seat over there?

lilmanx01
11-17-2007, 10:28 PM
maybe she was lying jst to get you to ask her out on a date? shi* sounds like with all those movies you gotta handful of dates, and if you good enough tons of time for :idb:



lolol tap atleast tap it one time and post her up in the redlight destrict :goodjob:

Spektrewing386
11-17-2007, 10:28 PM
if you found her at spsu, then hold on tight, because thats gold.

DeeAOne
11-17-2007, 10:31 PM
So, I met this hottie yesterday on campus, talked ot her some more today and found out she was a total movie buff ( one of those OMG I <3 MOVIES !!!!!111!! )

Come to find out she has never seen Star Wars 4-6, Indiana Jones, or Braveheart.

how the **** have you not seen any of those?

Discuss.
i can honestly say i have never, ever seen a star wars movie. seen the others though.

oh and nice sig.:goodjob:

Jecht
11-17-2007, 11:26 PM
I've never seen Indiana Jones or Braveheart. *shrugs*

Vteckidd
11-17-2007, 11:40 PM
My girlfriend hasnt seen:
GoodFellas
Snatch
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Star Wars
Jurassic Park
Road To perdition
Casino
Green Mile
Shawshank Redemption

I could go on, i started making a list an we try to watch at least one of them every week LOL.

Scotsman
11-17-2007, 11:55 PM
My girlfriend hasnt seen:
GoodFellas
Snatch
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Star Wars
Jurassic Park
Road To perdition
Casino
Green Mile
Shawshank Redemption

I could go on, i started making a list an we try to watch at least one of them every week LOL.sawp tose two , so they'll be in order , lol , shawshank is a f'n classic , htf has that not been seen yet , JP was better on paper , Green Mile ... f'n love Hanks!

Scotsman
11-17-2007, 11:57 PM
repped Mike(Kidd)

Spektrewing386
11-18-2007, 12:04 AM
jurassic park novel is great

Stormhammer
11-18-2007, 03:51 AM
For those who never saw Indiana Jones in their child hood, your fathers failed. :lmao:

And no the chick actually goes to GA Highlands.

_Christian_
11-18-2007, 04:24 AM
at least she's hot

mad3nch1na
11-19-2007, 09:32 AM
Keep in mind when us guys were kids we thought they had cooties, we played video games, while they played with dolls. We can't hold them to the same standards... I suggest you educate her with your penis in her mouth, its the best you can do for her ;)

Stormhammer
11-19-2007, 09:42 AM
^^ she plays video games though - she can meet me par for par in Ace Combat 6... granted she knows what I'm about to pull off too

MistaCee
11-19-2007, 11:36 AM
My ex gurl never seen any of the Friday movies

AlanŽ
11-19-2007, 12:25 PM
dude shes never seen jurassic park?WTF>!!?!?!!?>11/?!/?? dude now thats an epic fail

CRXchic19
11-19-2007, 02:16 PM
^^ not a fan is one thing, but never having seen at least one of the 3 originals is another - a "scifi genre isn't my thing" is the dumbest answer for it ever because while it is scifi, there's more to those 3 than what other scifi movies have made

I did ditch the ***** when she told me that was her reasoning. Braveheart? " eh, ancient stuff doesn't interest me, plus it looks boring"


you ditched her over something as trivial as what movies she has/hasnt seen?????? :police:

hate to say it, but i guess she wasnt "the one"...... :screwy:

nreggie454
11-19-2007, 02:42 PM
The better way to have handled the situation would have been by saying "Looks like we have quite a few dates lined up for us."

I did it, and it worked like a charm.

bastarling84
11-19-2007, 02:56 PM
My ex gurl never seen any of the Friday movies
And she is probably better off for it.

DrivenMind
11-19-2007, 03:24 PM
Are you really gonna avoid sticking you piece in something wet because this ***** hasn't seen a couple of big movies?

She could just be lying to you, so you'll take her to your place to "watch" the movies, at which point she'll trip, fall, and land on your ****.

Spektrewing386
11-19-2007, 03:27 PM
you ditched a girl because shes never seen Braveheart....

SicStang03
11-19-2007, 03:31 PM
starwars FTL!!!

That **** is gayer than 4 dudes sitting on an upside down stool

Stormhammer
11-19-2007, 05:13 PM
you ditched a girl because shes never seen Braveheart....

nah, she turned out to be a shallow ***** when she asked me if I could buy her some $70 shirt at A&F. I was like uhhh... no.

BuBBa DRiFT
11-19-2007, 08:19 PM
nah, she turned out to be a shallow ***** when she asked me if I could buy her some $70 shirt at A&F. I was like uhhh... no.



now thats understandable. you cheap bastard :bannana:

MudderFugger
11-21-2007, 01:50 AM
Are you really gonna avoid sticking you piece in something wet because this ***** hasn't seen a couple of big movies?

She could just be lying to you, so you'll take her to your place to "watch" the movies, at which point she'll trip, fall, and land on your ****.Yeah, I'm thinking this thread took a turn for brokeback right around the first post... :gay:

d993s
11-21-2007, 12:23 PM
If she's hot, I wouldn't care if she didn't know what color her hair is because she's been too busy studying the mating habits of asexual organisms while dreaming of purple giraffes.

toxxxic
11-21-2007, 12:26 PM
i've never seen any of those movies either =(

d993s
11-21-2007, 12:29 PM
i've never seen any of those movies either =(

Well, if you're in a ****-sucking mood, I'm sure plenty of guys here have those movies available for your convenience.

ShooterMcGavin
11-21-2007, 07:34 PM
i know someone that's never seen the godfather series or scarface?

Friggintitsman
11-23-2007, 08:29 PM
Did you direct her to the nearest abortion clinic?


It's not too late for her

magneto198
11-24-2007, 12:28 AM
some people just have different tastes, everyone cant all think starwars is the *****, then our world would be dull, and i could never argue with my friends and piss them off about why starwars is lame.

i dont hate it, i just like seeing people angry sometimes. makes me laugh. :lmao:

k20siboii
11-24-2007, 01:02 AM
no brave heart = no lovvin from you =]