Spyder
07-27-2005, 02:12 PM
Operation Redneck
The Pentagon announced today the formation
of a new 500-man elite fighting unit named the
U. S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).
These men from the Carolinas, Tennessee, Kentucky,
West Virginia, Mississippi, Oklahoma, Missouri, Arkansas,
Alabama, Georgia, and Texas will be dropped into
Iraq and will be given only the following info about
the Terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like the American Flag, beer, dogs, pickup trucks, old
country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the
death of Dale Earnhardt.
The war in Iraq should be over IN ABOUT A WEEK.
The Pentagon announced today the formation
of a new 500-man elite fighting unit named the
U. S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).
These men from the Carolinas, Tennessee, Kentucky,
West Virginia, Mississippi, Oklahoma, Missouri, Arkansas,
Alabama, Georgia, and Texas will be dropped into
Iraq and will be given only the following info about
the Terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like the American Flag, beer, dogs, pickup trucks, old
country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the
death of Dale Earnhardt.
The war in Iraq should be over IN ABOUT A WEEK.