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RandomGuy
11-13-2007, 12:45 AM
this one is straight forward unlike driftking's lame loser poems that were very FTL

My kind has been around your kind for almost 10 millenium
I am used by people every day.
I can not see nor hear and have no pulse.
I am a murderer.
I am a murder victim.
I am conceived in heat and die in heat
I resemble dry ice.


What am I?

ZeD
11-13-2007, 12:46 AM
wadder strider..

BuBBa DRiFT
11-13-2007, 12:51 AM
bacteria?

RandomGuy
11-13-2007, 12:58 AM
nice tries... close but not... its not a real living thing... more of a ... hrm i dont want to give too much away

Justin.
11-13-2007, 01:06 AM
cancer?

RandomGuy
11-13-2007, 01:08 AM
nope, good try tho

Blitanicle99
11-13-2007, 01:10 AM
What is meatloaf?
I dont know. I felt the need to say something stupid.

Justin.
11-13-2007, 01:13 AM
Fire.

Nismo
11-13-2007, 01:15 AM
the gas companys?

Frög
11-13-2007, 01:21 AM
i was going to guess bacteria or germs..

HalfBaked
11-13-2007, 01:24 AM
oxygen?

Nismo
11-13-2007, 01:28 AM
White phosperous?

RandomGuy
11-13-2007, 01:44 AM
The Answer is..... JJalfano's cat.



My kind has been around your kind for almost 10 millenium (cats have been with humans for 9500 years)
I am used by people every day. (they kill rodents and sh!t)
I can not see nor hear and have no pulse. (JJ killed it)
I am a murderer. (kills rodents)
I am a murder victim. (got PWND and died)
I am conceived in heat and die in heat. (the parent cats fukked while in heat, and the heat of the dryer killed the cat)
I resemble dry ice. (sh!t was still smoking when it got out the dryer)


LOLOL

Tracy
11-13-2007, 01:53 AM
LOL

JDM onlyy
11-13-2007, 02:59 AM
this one is straight forward unlike driftking's lame loser poems that were very FTL

My kind has been around your kind for almost 10 millenium
I am used by people every day.
I can not see nor hear and have no pulse.
I am a murderer.
I am a murder victim.
I am conceived in heat and die in heat
I resemble dry ice.


What am I?

Earth?


EDIT: No wait, how can earth be a murderer?

YokotaS13
11-13-2007, 03:20 AM
sun

ozone?

Jecht
11-13-2007, 06:43 AM
I like how you are still guessing even after he posted an answer. :lmao:

Hulud
11-13-2007, 06:51 AM
oh wow! LOL

too ****ing funny

Seymour222
11-13-2007, 07:17 AM
Feu.

AnthonyF
11-13-2007, 08:10 AM
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Nemesis
11-13-2007, 08:14 AM
Brett