Riddle

[BuBBa DRiFT]

The World's Hardest Riddle


I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.



Can you guess the riddle?

[RandomGuy]

a cat in a dryer?

[iEvo]

a cat in a dryer?

o snap!!:lmfao:

[MachNU]

cocaine?

[BuBBa DRiFT]

lol @ cocaine


cat in the dryer? originality people, thanks

[redrumracer]

do you know the answer?

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ego?

[MachNU]

and btw the answer is NO

[BuBBa DRiFT]

i want to see if someone gets it, its not that hard, once you find out you will be like "OHHHHH"

[Mayniac]

A gun?

[MachNU]

i want to see if someone gets it, its not that hard, once you find out you will be like "OHHHHH"

like i said before the answer is NO! :goodjob:

[JDM onlyy]

cocaine?

I was thinking that, or ecstasy. But I'm guessing not so its something simple huh?

[BuBBa DRiFT]

like i said before the answer is NO! :goodjob:


nice google answer but the answer is an actual noun.

[MachNU]

nice google answer but the answer is an actual noun.

not a google answer...the last question in the riddle is can you guess ....? that is a question and the answer to that question is a NO! though my guess would probably be like other people who have used this one before would be pressure.

I have seen this riddle multiple times! :goodjob:

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nice google answer but the answer is an actual noun.i dont get it?:thinking: :???:

[JDM onlyy]

Time?

[Mayniac]

I thought it was a gun cause of these sayings.
I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.



Can you guess the riddle?A gun could do all those things, the polar bear is already white, but when someone is afriad. The person turns white, make someone cry? Equals scared, pee, again, scared. Sqeeze, pop, look @ the gun, you'll pop... UGH! Just post the answer, jjalfago.

[BuBBa DRiFT]

Time?


riddle ruiner

[MachNU]

um dude time is not the answer..

i mean how does time squeeze you? my answer is correct its pressure!

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ohh i see

[.blank cd]

i googled the answer

[BuBBa DRiFT]

the riddle is based off a poem...



TIME

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast.


Neil Gaiman writes some pretty good riddles as well let me see if I can find some around...

[MachNU]

dude your riddle DOES NOT = time! the riddle makes no since with time. the poem may be time but the answer to the riddle is either no or pressure.

[Mayniac]

dude your riddle DOES NOT = time! the riddle makes no since with time. the poem may be time but the answer to the riddle is either no or pressure.How would the answer be "pressure"? Explain...

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dude your riddle DOES NOT = time! the riddle makes no since with time. the poem may be time but the answer to the riddle is either no or pressure.lol @thread fail

[MachNU]

Polar bears are white because the pressure at the poles is low, so they have to be able to absorb heat.

Pressure makes you cry if it's too much.

Pressure in your bladder makes you have to pee.

Peer pressure makes girls comb their hair...lol best i could figure that one out!

Celebrities usually crack under pressure.

Many normal people will shine under pressure.

Pancakes turn brown thanks to pressure generated by the heat.

Champagne will bubble until the pressure of the carbonation has disappeared.

If you squeeze something under pressure, BAM, there it goes.

If you are "looking" at pressure, you're in it, like in an airplane, and your ears pop.

[redrumracer]

the answer is time this is a really old riddle

[BuBBa DRiFT]

lol at all these crazy explanations


except for gun

no one likes that one.

[MachNU]

the answer is time this is a really old riddle

i would agree with you if it wasnt for the last 3 lines!

And make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

[BuBBa DRiFT]

champagne needs time to ferment

so theres only 2 that dont follow


besides, the riddle was based off this poem, so how can you say its not right lol

[redrumracer]

i would agree with you if it wasnt for the last 3 lines!

And make your champane bubble.(bubbles come from fermentation, which takes time)
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.(hmm)
If you look at me, you'll pop.(and more hmmmm)

[MachNU]

champagne needs time to ferment

so theres only 2 that dont follow


besides, the riddle was based off this poem, so how can you say its not right lol

i dont even see how it was based of the poem, most poems are generally nothing more that logical rhymes! or onimoapeas(sp) that big ass word!

[MachNU]

i would agree with you if it wasnt for the last 3 lines!

And make your champane bubble.(bubbles come from fermentation, which takes time)
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.(hmm)
If you look at me, you'll pop.(and more hmmmm)

so like i said the answer to the RIDDLE...not poem...is either Pressure or No...pending if your looking at it for an answer or a trick question! :goodjob:

[MachNU]

oh well my lunch break is over back to work! :( i will post back my defenses later!

[JDM onlyy]

It's based off a poem and I was right.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Lol

Only the last 2 don't make sense.

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fermentation doesnt make wine bubble, carbonation does

[BuBBa DRiFT]

i dont even see how it was based of the poem, most poems are generally nothing more that logical rhymes! or onimoapeas(sp) that big ass word!

onomotopoeia <--spelled correctly first try lol, is words that sound like the noise they make

like buzz, pop, slurp.


you are thinking of alliteration

[BuBBa DRiFT]

fermentation doesnt make wine bubble, carbonation does

but the fact that it is carbonated doesnt change the fact that its alcohol, which is fermented

[BuBBa DRiFT]

oh well my lunch break is over back to work! :( i will post back my defenses later!


lunch? you live in japan or somethin?

[iEvo]

fail fail fail fail fail

[MachNU]

lunch? you live in japan or somethin?

**** i wish, nope just got home from work.

also like i said the answer to a riddle has to be able to match each line, time doesnt match the alst 3 lines therefore it cant be the correct answer! :goodjob:

[Nittanys1]

The answer is no...

[BKgen®]

that's the gayest f*cking attempt at a riddle i've ever seen

[coolcat]

Is the answer the color brown?

[Alan®]

you should never post up a riddle you make especially like this i agree with transaxle

[robbyrob016]

So does anyone know the answer yet? Time is the only one with a good argument as far as i can tell..

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the answer is no

[Nittanys1]

^^^ yup!!!

[MachNU]

the answer is no

repost i posted that on the first page....the trick answer is no the actual answer is pressure! :goodjob:

[redrumracer]

i explained time for the third from the bottom.