Yeah, im a dumbass

[Vteckidd]

Ok, so i need to laugh at myself, and this is too good so ill share in hopes of making someone else laugh.

Today at work, i had to pack a box up and ship it UPS to my friend in florida. So, i pack itt up, wrap it. Half way through i realized that i had forgotten to put something in the box, so i open it. I use my keys to cut the packing tape off the box, and then after im done i repack it.

Heres the funny part.

At 6pm its closing time so im ready to get out of work and go home. I cannot find my KEYS ANYWHERE. i tear the store apart looking for my keys, and they are nowhere to be found. Then i realize that probably the only place they are is in the box, that i packed, that my UPS guy picked up , headed to florida.

i wont know for sure until my buddy gets it, but i dont think they are anywhere else. stay tuned , ill update when i know for sure, but at the moment i have NO HOUSE KEYS, NO CAR KEYS, NO WORK KEYS, NO SHOP KEYS


VTECKIDD= :crazy: Pwn3D, im a dumbass

[quickdodge®]

You didn't need to make this post to let us know this shit. Your other 1,599 posts already told us you were a dumbass. Later, QD.

[The Ren]

bwuahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha... j/k Sorry hun

[collins]

lol, that sucks man. how ya gettin to/in home and work?

[Vteckidd]

lol, that sucks man. how ya gettin to/in home and work?
luckily i have a "shop" car i can drive. and my boss has keys to the store, and my landlord has copies of my house key

[YokotaS13]

you dont keep spare copies of everythign around?
My wife has a set of everything, in random places on my car i have keys hidden, etc. Byt my dad is also a locksmith

[Vteckidd]

you dont keep spare copies of everythign around?
My wife has a set of everything, in random places on my car i have keys hidden, etc. Byt my dad is also a locksmith
belive me, thats next on my agenda

[IndianStig]

It can't get much worse but you got.......

[YokotaS13]

lol, the 10 bucks you spen (liek 1 dollar and somethign cents a key) will save alotta headache, i lock my keys in my car all the time, but i have no doorhandles, thats why i keep a 3rd remote in teh trunk!

[quickdodge®]

thats why i keep a 3rd remote in teh trunk!

As we wait for the next ***HONDA STOLEN*** thread to start up. Later, QD.

[Kristi]

that sucks dude, but thanks for the laugh

[HyPer50]

haha nice job

[YokotaS13]

As we wait for the next ***HONDA STOLEN*** thread to start up. Later, QD.
: shrug : ivebeen askign for it for 2 months

[lowjack]

You didn't need to make this post to let us know this shit. Your other 1,599 posts already told us you were a dumbass. Later, QD.

That was fucking cold QD...... BAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!!

[kilpatty43]

you said it not me

[Leisa]

oh damn!!!! hahaha

[5thgcelica]

haha...damn owned.

[quickdodge®]

I hope Mike knows I was only kidding. Lolol. Later, QD.

[99ITRGIRL]

lol thats great..

[TKellarB]

I think it is funny - finally someone else f*cking loses their keys. Only 'cause I'm the queen of losing/locking in my keys so I totally appreciate your situation. Funny!!!

[Vteckidd]

I hope Mike knows I was only kidding. Lolol. Later, QD.
of course, if you cant laugh at yourself, then theres nothing to laugh at :)

[kilpatty43]

i wont touch that comment :tongue:

[quickdodge®]

^^^ You just did, lolol. Later, QD.

[kilpatty43]

well technically...but i didnt say what i wanted to..im trying to be a good girl

[Brett]

You know you could have called UPS and had them hold the box at thier hub for you to come check out the box.

[ALVIN]

hahaha that sucks

[Vteckidd]

You know you could have called UPS and had them hold the box at thier hub for you to come check out the box.
yeah i did that , they said "its already in the system, it could be anywhere, we dont have time to go look for it"

[A1EX]

ive never lost my keys anywhere other then inside my house then i usually lock myself out without noticing i lost my keys

[Vteckidd]

*UPDATE*

Don has received my keys, in the UPS box, all is good, and my dumbassedness is confirmed

[Brett]

^^ Atleast you know he has them and you werent goin crazy...lol

[silver]

What a dumbazz!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Glad you found them though!!

[vteckidd]

What a dwmbazz!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Glad you found them though!!
im so smacking you whenever i oeet you

[silver]

Be ccreful..I like that sort of thang...

[vteckidd]

HUMPHUMPHUMPHUMPHUMPHUOP

[BTLFED]

Best thread evar. +1

Kilpatty, STFU. :slap: