View Full Version : Your Mom is a
RandomGuy
07-26-2005, 12:04 PM
.. nothing to whore...so back to old skool...
Yo mom thread!!
I'll start:
Your mom so dirty that she has more crabs than Red Lobster.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU GONNA TAKE THAT?!?! lol
A.P. Photography
07-26-2005, 12:05 PM
Your mom is a repost.
5thgcelica
07-26-2005, 12:06 PM
yeah well your mom smells like red lobster!
RandomGuy
07-26-2005, 12:06 PM
OOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU GONNA TAKE THAT?!!??!?!?!? ?
5thgcelica
07-26-2005, 12:07 PM
not like your mom would take it!
RandomGuy
07-26-2005, 12:07 PM
Your Mom is so ugly , when she was a baby they had to tint the windows on the incubator!
RandomGuy
07-26-2005, 12:08 PM
your moms moms mom!! WHAT NOW WHAT?!
5thgcelica
07-26-2005, 12:09 PM
(to self)
wtf? ur mom musta been on crack when she had you! hah
RandomGuy
07-26-2005, 12:09 PM
Your mom is so ugly that she has to pay her pillow to sleep with her...
5thgcelica
07-26-2005, 12:10 PM
your moms so fat your dad uses her as a pillow!
5thgcelica
07-26-2005, 12:12 PM
*is waiting*
RandomGuy
07-26-2005, 12:12 PM
Your mom is so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real.
RandomGuy
07-26-2005, 12:13 PM
waiting... bring it!!
JOIN IT BITCHES!!!!!!!! lets go all out lol
5thgcelica
07-26-2005, 12:13 PM
well the horse on your moms shirt suffocated because it got lost between the fat
RandomGuy
07-26-2005, 12:14 PM
Your moms so fat, in summer, she sells shade.
5thgcelica
07-26-2005, 12:15 PM
your moms crotch is so dirty stds run away from her!
B16a2 Civic
07-26-2005, 12:15 PM
Your mom is a repost.
*refer to sig*
i wanted to say that Lol
RandomGuy
07-26-2005, 12:18 PM
lol... you know how black people get when you talk about their moms so...
yo black delegation member,
How does your mom spell refrigerator? O I C U R MT
A.P. Photography
07-26-2005, 12:19 PM
*refer to sig*
i wanted to say that Lol
Sorry Bruh, had to :goodjob:
B16a2 Civic
07-26-2005, 12:19 PM
i dont get it.
RandomGuy
07-26-2005, 12:20 PM
spell it out O I C U R M T
A.P. Photography
07-26-2005, 12:20 PM
lol... you know how black people get when you talk about their moms so...
yo black delegation member,
How does your mom spell refrigerator? O I C U R MT
:thinking: I believe your joke got lost somewhere
kelly marie
07-26-2005, 12:20 PM
lol wow this is funnay FUNNAY :tongue:
Rican219
07-26-2005, 12:21 PM
Hmmm All to Familiar Thread..............
kelly marie
07-26-2005, 12:21 PM
o i c u r mt = oh i see you are empty ;)
The Yousef
07-26-2005, 12:23 PM
your mom is like a door knob...everyone gets a turn!
RandomGuy
07-26-2005, 12:23 PM
OH I SEE YOU ARE EMPTY ... for the smart ones
Your Mom is so stupid, she thought that Fruit Punch was a gay boxer.
B16a2 Civic
07-26-2005, 12:24 PM
ooh...still dont get it...
RandomGuy
07-26-2005, 12:26 PM
Still dont get it?
Your Mom must be so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
A.P. Photography
07-26-2005, 12:29 PM
Your mom so fat when she wears corduroys you cant see the grooves
A.P. Photography
07-26-2005, 12:30 PM
Your mom is so fat that her muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers. (http://www.yourmom.com/index.php?show=postcard&SiteID=2040)
A.P. Photography
07-26-2005, 12:31 PM
Your Mom is so fat she pays taxes in three different countries
5thgcelica
07-26-2005, 12:33 PM
your mom is so fat she IS 3 countries..
and now ill go to work :(
A.P. Photography
07-26-2005, 12:33 PM
Your Mom is so fat she violates 17 different zoning laws
Rican219
07-26-2005, 12:34 PM
:eek:
quickdodgeŽ
07-26-2005, 01:01 PM
Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Later, QD.
RandomGuy
07-26-2005, 01:53 PM
Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Later, QD.
lol same typo on yourmom.com
Truegiant
07-26-2005, 01:57 PM
Your mom is so fat your family picture is an aerial photo!
ahmonrah
07-27-2005, 02:02 PM
i dont get it.
i pray he's not serious.... lemme barney style it for you fellow delegation member: how does your moms spell refrigerator ? o-i-c-u-r mt (oh, i see your empty)
IndianStig
07-27-2005, 02:04 PM
Yo momma is like a brick, flat on all four sides.
Yo momma is so ugly your dad fucks her with a paper bag on her head.
ahmonrah
07-27-2005, 02:07 PM
your moms is so big, she uses flagpoles for q-tips.
ahmonrah
07-27-2005, 02:13 PM
ya mama got a glass eye wit a fish in it
Hulud
07-27-2005, 03:09 PM
OWNED!!!!!
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