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Sammich
11-08-2007, 07:44 AM
that i will be noosed on nov. 10, 2007...at the end of this thread i will have my final words to relate
http://thecreativeforum.com/photopost/data/507/3noose-med.jpg

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http://www.goldenknightsneedjobs.com/images/Wedding-Ring-graphic.jpg

words of encouragement???:ninja:

quickdodgeŽ
11-08-2007, 07:47 AM
words of encouragement???

Take this:

http://www.toolstation.com/images/library/stock/webbig/66126.jpg

for these:

http://www.knightsedge.com/medieval-weapons/dungeon-ball-chain-2613.jpg

Later, QD.

Sammich
11-08-2007, 07:50 AM
i mean..but will it work tho?

http://www.toolstation.com/images/library/stock/webbig/66126.jpg

Crazy Asian
11-08-2007, 07:51 AM
you bastard. Your getting married? WTF AM I FREAKING INVITED!!!!???

Gutling
11-08-2007, 07:52 AM
Lol its not for the chain... its for your leg

Sol-Badguy
11-08-2007, 07:53 AM
HAHA.

Just keep the bulletin wars going. :goodjob:

blackboi50
11-08-2007, 07:54 AM
bump:lmfao:............1

Sammich
11-08-2007, 07:56 AM
you bastard. Your getting married? WTF AM I FREAKING INVITED!!!!???

i thought you knew man...PS...i did not invite no asians to my wedding..i need no more rice thrown at this event..especially fried rice:lmfao:



Lol its not for the chain... its for your leg


prolly good..cuz i wont be going anywhere anymore :lmao:


HAHA.

Just keep the bulletin wars going. :goodjob:

its still in progress..waitin on ed's girl to reply to mine lol

Crazy Asian
11-08-2007, 07:57 AM
ahh hell no *****. You best invite me or else Im a subject for your ass to get banned.

Sammich
11-08-2007, 07:59 AM
bwahahahahahhahahahahah FYPette

Crazy Asian
11-08-2007, 08:00 AM
so Im in? Can I have her garter belt and honeymoon video?

Sammich
11-08-2007, 08:01 AM
LMFAO..u can have her garter belt..i dont know about the video...i was thinking about selling it....making some more income you know

Crazy Asian
11-08-2007, 08:04 AM
I can get it to asia ad youd make more.

Sammich
11-08-2007, 08:06 AM
are you sure??

Crazy Asian
11-08-2007, 08:07 AM
dude make her wearing some young school girl uniform with red hair, squealing and saying some random japanese gibirsih and youd be a hit in japan and china. Not sure about korea. I think youd need to do some drama **** and they end ups screwing in the open grass.

Sammich
11-08-2007, 08:09 AM
i dont know if i'm up for exhibitionist deal..but i think i can hook up that little skirt...red hair...naw..i hope they like braids LOLOLOL

Sammich
11-08-2007, 08:09 AM
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 4 (4 members and 0 guests)
phatboislim, Jimmy B, blackboi50, <34Integras

PLEASE LEAVE MY THREAD PLEASE I DO NOT NEED YOUR INPUT OF HALF EATEN CHEESEBURGER

kthxbye

Crazy Asian
11-08-2007, 08:10 AM
HAHAHHHAAHAHAH HALF EATEN CHEESEBURGER!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH OMG

quickdodgeŽ
11-08-2007, 08:12 AM
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2346415/2/istockphoto_2346415_half_eaten_delicious_hamburger .jpg

Too late. Later, QD.

blackboi50
11-08-2007, 08:12 AM
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Sammich
11-08-2007, 08:12 AM
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seems like you are reading every post in here but the important post...like post #17 and this one...PLEASE READ CLEARLY...LEAVE..AND BEFORE YOU DO TAKE THAT BROOM AND SWEEP THE CRUMBS YOU DROPPED

kthxbye

quickdodgeŽ
11-08-2007, 08:13 AM
Lol its not for the chain... its for your leg

Yeah, PBS. Dr. Phil that ****. Later, QD.

Sammich
11-08-2007, 08:13 AM
Too late. Later, QD.

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: i'd rep you if i could

Sammich
11-08-2007, 08:13 AM
Yeah, PBS. Dr. Phil that ****. Later, QD.

*runs to ACE Hardware*

*calls QD*

"should i buy one or two?"

Crazy Asian
11-08-2007, 08:14 AM
"3" One for the leg, the penis, and your ears.

blackboi50
11-08-2007, 08:15 AM
:lmfao:........hardcore PBS!!!!!!........1

quickdodgeŽ
11-08-2007, 08:16 AM
"should i buy one or two?"

Depends on whether or not you shave your legs. Later, QD.

Sammich
11-08-2007, 08:17 AM
"3" One for the leg, the penis, and your ears.


:no: noooooooooooooooooooooooo

Sammich
11-08-2007, 08:17 AM
Depends on whether or not you shave your legs. Later, QD.

i dont shave my legs..but i dont have alot of hair on them:thinking:


:lmfao:........hardcore PBS!!!!!!........1

:lmao::lmao:

Sammich
11-08-2007, 08:23 AM
thank you tiffany for killing my thread..jeez

blackboi50
11-08-2007, 08:27 AM
thank you tiffany for killing my thread..jeez

where did the party go:???:..........1

Sammich
11-08-2007, 08:27 AM
where did the party go:???:..........1

<34Integra ate everything and everybody...fat b*tch

quickdodgeŽ
11-08-2007, 08:28 AM
She came, she ate, she left.

Later, QD.

Sammich
11-08-2007, 08:30 AM
its fuggin ridiculous..every thread she enters dies..its like she's got the midas touch, but instead of touching everything and it turning to gold..everything she touches she eats and digest...f*cking ridiculous

Nomad!
11-08-2007, 08:31 AM
May I do the eulogy?

blackboi50
11-08-2007, 08:31 AM
like this?????????:):)......1

Sammich
11-08-2007, 08:33 AM
she looks like that but she owns a vagina instead

Sammich
11-08-2007, 08:33 AM
May I do the eulogy?

do eet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

Nomad!
11-08-2007, 08:34 AM
its fuggin ridiculous..every thread she enters dies..its like she's got the midas touch, but instead of touching everything and it turning to gold..everything she touches she eats and digest...f*cking ridiculous
Damn that's mean. You should be nice being that you are a DEAD MAN WALKING :D

blackboi50
11-08-2007, 08:37 AM
she looks like that but she owns a vagina instead

damn u make it sound like she bought it!!!!!!:):):).......1

Sammich
11-08-2007, 08:38 AM
Damn that's mean. You should be nice being that you are a DEAD MAN WALKING :D

*walks plank*
http://www.fosterfarm.com/images/pirate_plank.jpeg

Sammich
11-08-2007, 08:39 AM
damn u make it sound like she bought it!!!!!!:):):).......1

she did, she lost hers, so she had to purchase another from this dead pornstar and have it surgically installed

blackboi50
11-08-2007, 08:39 AM
*walks plank*
http://www.fosterfarm.com/images/pirate_plank.jpeg

hahahahahhaaaa!!!!!!!:lmfao:....1

blackboi50
11-08-2007, 08:40 AM
she did, she lost hers, so she had to purchase another from this dead pornstar and have it surgically installed

installed:lmao:.......hahahahha........like its a damn turbo kit or something!!!!! hahahhahaa!!!!!.........1

Sammich
11-08-2007, 08:42 AM
installed:lmao:.......hahahahha........like its a damn turbo kit or something!!!!! hahahhahaa!!!!!.........1

DUDE...you have no idea how much modification had to be done. first off, they had to use duct tape and super glue to hold her big ass gut out of the way, then they they had to find a suitable place that was relatively close to where the original vagina would have been. she has so many crevices right now, she probably lost it again...

Crazy Asian
11-08-2007, 08:45 AM
dude....indian jones would prob die in there looking for the lost vagina.

blackboi50
11-08-2007, 08:46 AM
DUDE...you have no idea how much modification had to be done. first off, they had to use duct tape and super glue to hold her big ass gut out of the way, then they they had to find a suitable place that was relatively close to where the original vagina would have been. she has so many crevices right now, she probably lost it again...

:rant:.....DAMN U!!!!!! i just got a mental picture:upchuck:.........1

Sammich
11-08-2007, 08:48 AM
dude....indian jones would prob die in there looking for the lost vagina.

um...why do you think they have a new actor acting as indiana jones?? it's because he DID die looking for it




:rant:.....DAMN U!!!!!! i just got a mental picture:upchuck:.........1

i never told you to think that hard:lmao:

Crazy Asian
11-08-2007, 08:48 AM
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH now it's the search of the prophet half eaten wendy's cheeseburger.

Sammich
11-08-2007, 08:49 AM
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH now it's the search of the prophet half eaten wendy's cheeseburger.

i thought it was the triple whopper from burger king?

Crazy Asian
11-08-2007, 08:52 AM
who knows there so many treasures in there.

Sammich
11-08-2007, 08:57 AM
who knows there so many treasures in there.

you call that treasures?? jeez..what a sick mind lol

Crazy Asian
11-08-2007, 08:59 AM
dude she ate black beard's treasure thinking it was clam's. She ate all the hoffmans treasure thinking it was extra large snicker bar...but she spat it on her bib and it rolled around in there some where. She prob has like 235 billions lodged in there some where. But no one wants to go near it cuz the rolls her sweaty hair and god know her pores are a death trap.

Sammich
11-08-2007, 09:04 AM
truth..truth indeed i forgot all about that...just wait until she throws it up or poos it out

blackboi50
11-08-2007, 09:14 AM
yea so BACK TO YOUR MARRIAGE!!!!!..........this thread done blew the fu(k up!!!!!!:lmfao:..........and that wasnt a stab at her again:lmao:......1

Sammich
11-08-2007, 09:16 AM
bwahahhahahahahahhahaha i L'dOL

Sammich
11-08-2007, 10:00 AM
thread murderers ftl

Nitro
11-08-2007, 11:34 AM
Damn i'm hungry!!! sup folks? cliff notes?

Sammich
11-08-2007, 11:35 AM
you have the cliffs in that pic...except is a fat a$$ white girl named tiffany

81911SC
11-08-2007, 11:36 AM
I will not get married.

Sammich
11-08-2007, 02:13 PM
lololol eff j00 day vide