IA random JDM haiku thread

[RandomGuy]

ready set go

format

5
7
5

GO GO GO

[RandomGuy]

He teabags himself
almost daily just for fun
annihilation

[RandomGuy]

import atlanta
getting boring as hell now
many changes soon

[Slow Motion]

Turbos sound so good
Wants to go fast all the time
Drives faster than you

[Slow Motion]

Import atlanta
ban all ricers today
know it all noobs taking over

[Slow Motion]

Import atlanta.
what the phuck is going on.
Import atlanta.

[man]

5 o'clockin' it
Who knows when the night will end
IA devours lives

[Member31410]

What is a haiku?
I don't have the slightest clue
Well what about you?

[Sol-Badguy]

Good morning, people
it seems to be cold today
quite chilly indeed.

[Sammich]

this thread lost potency
since post #1
because of the randomness of this subject

1
5
9

get a new design
for that hair style
but dont do nothing wild

[osnap]

this thread is worthless
and no, not in a good way
why am i posting

[Ran]

What the hell gay thread
Holy sh*t I made one too
I'm just gonna leave

[Sol-Badguy]

I can't believe Ran
He bashes this poor, poor thread
what a pile of sh*t. :D

[Sammich]

i returned to this thread
in anticipation for an improvement
but have yet to see one

[Sol-Badguy]

PhatBoi go elsewhere
no one likes your greasy as$
go eat some chicken

[Sammich]

robbie i have some advice
go bust up another front lip on your DB
and buy me another DC2

[Sol-Badguy]

PBS, no lip.
I has not another teg
I drive little car.

(Note the myspace pictures.)

[Sammich]

myspace sux
yourspace sux
nospace works

[Ran]

myspace sux
yourspace sux
nospace worksWrong format you tool
It should be five-seven-five
Try again n00bcake

[Sammich]

**** you ran **** you
**** you ran **** you ran ****
**** you ran **** you

[Sol-Badguy]

El Oh El noobcake
that is very silly word
for a ch*nk rike Ran.

:lmfao:

[Sammich]

bwahhahahahahah
bwahhahahahahah
bwahhahahahahah

[RandomGuy]

Black kid with a teg
EL OH EL OH EL OH EL
probably stolen

[Sol-Badguy]

Black kid with a teg
EL OH EL OH EL OH EL
probably stolen
:lmfao:
:lmfao:
:lmfao:

[Sammich]

Black kid with a teg
EL OH EL OH EL OH EL
probably stolen

bwhahahahhahahah
f*ck j00
bwhahahahahahaha

5

7

5

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to RandomGuy again.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to RandomGuy again.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to RandomGuy again.

[Ran]

I heard a rumor
RG likes lemonp@rty
Faps three times a day

[Sammich]

i heard a different rumor
RG loves lemonp@rty
and faps six times a day

[RandomGuy]

i heard a different rumor
RG loves lemonp@rty
and faps six times a day

haikus aren't that hard
this Illiterate negro
just doesn't get it.

[RandomGuy]

I heard a rumor
RG likes lemonp@rty
Faps three times a day

Sixty Four Horse Power
In that little yaris thing
Gokart motor swapped?

[Sammich]

haikus aren't that hard
this Illiterate negro
just doesn't get it.

**** u much **** u
i hate u so much yes true
so **** u ******
:2up: :taun:

[RandomGuy]

**** u much **** u
i hate u so much yes true
so **** u ******
:2up: :taun:
watching him learn it
is like monkeys using tools
the first time ever

[RandomGuy]

What is a haiku?
I don't have the slightest clue
Well what about you?
member 3 1 4
with his "fast" SRT4
its still a neon

[RandomGuy]

El Oh El noobcake
that is very silly word
for a ch*nk rike Ran.

:lmfao:
four door integra
Grocery Shopping for Pinks?
racing in mom's car

[Sammich]

watching him learn it
is like monkeys using tools
the first time ever


**** u much **** u
i hate u so much yes true
so **** u ******
:2up: :taun:

x2

[RandomGuy]

stfu n00b
with your dumb jibber jabber
i pity da fool

[Sammich]

i have large marbles
en mi pantalones b*itch
get on my level

[RandomGuy]

i have large marbles
en mi pantalones b*itch
get on my level
prosthetic marbles
no wonder you're shooting blanks
your girl told me this.

[RandomGuy]

im gonna leave so time to put an offensive one out there

PBS gets hitched.
His child will have down syndrome.
Unless his wife cheats.

[Sol-Badguy]

four door integra
Grocery Shopping for Pinks?
racing in mom's car

Too bad I don't have that car anymore. :tongue1:





















..it still hurt :cry:

[Hulud]

randomguy loves c0ck
he loves lemon party site
jerks to it daily

[Sol-Badguy]

Hulud's sig is huge
streches screen beyond belief
for such a small car.

[Hulud]

Hulud's sig is huge
streches screen beyond belief
for such a small car.
robbie needs widescreen
he is stuck in '95
now what motha f*ck?



lol well im off be back later on

[bigdare23]

I agree with Robbie
Hulud you need to kill yourself
HA HA little miata driver

[Sol-Badguy]

19" widescreen :D
work monitor is widescreen
resolution sucks.

(My 19" widescreen at home is running 1440x900 which is fine. This 19" wide is only running 1152x864 FTL.)

[RandomGuy]

Miata Race Cars
might handle well and sh!t, but
Still Pretty Faggy

[Sammich]

im gonna leave so time to put an offensive one out there

PBS gets hitched.
His will have down syndrome.
Unless his wife cheats.

U DIRTY RACIST
SONS UH BISH I OUGHTA OOOHHHH
JUST FORGET IT MAN

[RandomGuy]

U DIRTY RACIST
SONS UH BISH I OUGHTA OOOHHHH
JUST FORGET IT MAN
oh lol i forgot to put the magic word lol no wonder it didnt make sense

lol editted

[Kelly]

I have to pee, bad!
But I don't want to get up :(
Man, I'm lazy, huh?

[Kelly]

I love the Falcons.
They're breaking my heart this year.
You think we need Vick?

[Sammich]

oh lol i forgot to put the magic word lol no wonder it didnt make sense

lol editted

i know what u meant sl*t :lmfao: :lmfao: :2up:

[PSINXS]

I'm having a child!
I heard it's heartbeat today.
Cant wait 'til july!

[Sammich]

u sound like p*ssy
take that weak **** elsewhere son
or else pay dearly

[RandomGuy]

This thread was the BOMB
oh sh!t, did I just say bomb?
fukkc FBI spies

[Humphrizzle]

i eat my pancakes
load them up with some syrup
then i take a poop

[RandomGuy]

The bum said to me
yo its not peanut butter

its doo doo baby

[Humphrizzle]

i hate little dogs
i like them cooked with steak sauce
then i take a dump