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quickdodge®
11-07-2007, 05:10 PM
I know I'm not home a lot with my job and all and lately my wife has been working alot of evening shifts, and for the past couple months has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind, I would rather have someone with her in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems that they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hangup, she starts wearing nice clothes to work, talking about him all the time, etc. I don't know what to think. If I'm out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and I'm in the house (they think I'm sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes. I asked her once what they were doing, she said "just talking"....whatever. So last night I decide that I'm going to see what really goes on out there. I leave the garage door open, but turn out all the lights. About the time she usually gets home, I go out and hide in the garage and wait. In a few minutes, his car pulls into my driveway, and I'm hiding behind my Raptor. When his headlights shine through the garage and onto my bike, I see something that I just can't believe. The rear sprocket is already worn and hooked but the chain looks OK. Do you think I should change just the sprocket or the chain and sprocket? Later, QD.

Whiteboy™
11-07-2007, 05:13 PM
lmfao

Julio
11-07-2007, 05:13 PM
old ass joke.. heard it differently though.. hahaha.. the one with the paint chipping off..
C'mon man... you can do better then that!

The Ren
11-07-2007, 05:13 PM
lmao!

PSINXS
11-07-2007, 05:16 PM
lolol

just get an acceleration sprocket and you will be good

TS240
11-07-2007, 05:17 PM
:lmfao: :lmao: :lmfao:

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to quickdodge® again.

quickdodge®
11-07-2007, 05:25 PM
old ass joke.. heard it differently though.. hahaha.. the one with the paint chipping off..
C'mon man... you can do better then that!

Can't be too old. I've never heard it and I should have. Lolol. Oh well. Later, QD.

BKgen®
11-07-2007, 05:27 PM
F*CK, you had me going there for a minute lolol.

bastard... +1 if i can.

Dracc
11-07-2007, 05:31 PM
hahahahaha

rndockery98
11-07-2007, 05:31 PM
that's hiliarious

©hris
11-07-2007, 09:50 PM
DAMNIT so tell me what happened??? u kick his ass??



lol j/k that was a great joke... gotta remember that one.

0p7!mu5
11-07-2007, 10:05 PM
damn man had me goin.. ass.. +1

ubers2k
11-07-2007, 10:08 PM
repped if I can. **** was funny

Magnus213
11-07-2007, 10:41 PM
And I was about to feel sorry for you. Haha +(integer representing my reps) for clever joke.

Magnus213
11-07-2007, 10:42 PM
Must spread. Sorry mate.

81911SC
11-07-2007, 10:46 PM
Damn, you had me going.

LIKEG6
11-07-2007, 10:48 PM
hahaha...hilarious

japan4racing
11-07-2007, 11:25 PM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to quickdodge® again.

WickedIXMR
11-07-2007, 11:53 PM
DAMMIT!!! You got me! I was feeling all bad and sh.it! Reps if i can or when i can.

black
11-07-2007, 11:58 PM
Seems like something that can happen, you got me for a sec. Damn. haha! Old joke tho.

Slow Motion
11-08-2007, 12:18 AM
Damnit QD im thinkin you really going through some real sh!t...........+1

Sammich
11-08-2007, 07:06 AM
F*CK, you had me going there for a minute lolol.

bastard... +1 if i can.

x2 i was feelin bad for his old a$$:lmfao:

santacruz77
11-08-2007, 07:10 AM
lmao lmao lmao lmao wow

Mr. Clean
11-08-2007, 07:31 AM
i wonder if i would have posted something like this if i would have gotten 22 people wanting to rep me?... im going to go with no...

so therefore this is a demonstration of the influence of the QD.

but im going to assume that a lot of these people are playing the rep lottery and hope that one day... they'll get one of those +30 (or so) reps from one single click of a mouse at the hand of this man.

but sir i will not dust your balls. yes this post was humerous. but no i will not say LOL and tell you i repped you. i will instead laugh at this joke and go on my way with my e-pride and know that i am not a follower. i am a humble user of the interweb who happened upon this website, and eventually this post. so i say good day!

























and i +1'd you :ninja:

Spectic Tank
11-08-2007, 07:34 AM
I lol'd the first time i read

quickdodge®
11-08-2007, 07:35 AM
and i +1'd you :ninja:

*******. I wasn't fixing to lay into you, but was going to tell you that the reps I got from this post were exactly how the rep system should work. Good posts deserve good reps. Lolol. I quoted you and saw more and then saw your last line and said...dammit. But I'm glad you did because I was wondering why you were going out like that. HEeheh. You got me back, homey. Later, QD.

Sammich
11-08-2007, 07:38 AM
pwnage on the all mighty QD from post #24 possibly??

Mr. Clean
11-08-2007, 07:39 AM
*******. I wasn't fixing to lay into you, but was going to tell you that the reps I got from this post were exactly how the rep system should work. Good posts deserve good reps. Lolol. I quoted you and saw more and then saw your last line and said...dammit. But I'm glad you did because I was wondering why you were going out like that. HEeheh. You got me back, homey. Later, QD.

i have succeeded! and for those who were wondering... it is 30

Sammich
11-08-2007, 07:40 AM
well im worth 10 :tongue1:

Nomad!
11-08-2007, 08:04 AM
Shoot the Raptor & bury it in the back yard :lmfao:

Kevykev
11-08-2007, 09:17 AM
A.D Dizzle LOL

LiL PaKi
11-08-2007, 09:22 AM
hahahahaha u got me...

IDCoconut
11-08-2007, 09:32 AM
I really thought you were serious, lol.

thinkfast®
11-08-2007, 09:44 AM
damn fool I was already polishing the .45

polished it so hard the s/n came off :D

quickdodge®
11-08-2007, 09:47 AM
polished it so hard the s/n came off :D

Damn, cholo. You had your screen name engraved on there? Later, QD.

Kevykev
11-08-2007, 09:53 AM
polished it so hard the s/n came off :D


Hahahahahahahahahaaa

Elbow
11-08-2007, 10:04 AM
LOL I liked it haha

MongolPup
11-08-2007, 10:14 AM
Hahahaha nice.


damn fool I was already polishing the .45

polished it so hard the s/n came off :D

Hahahahahaahahah double nice reps for both

Jason..
11-08-2007, 11:14 AM
LOL MAN I THOUGHT I GOT COUGHT

§treet_§peed
11-08-2007, 06:17 PM
raptors are foul wheelers

ballistic08
11-08-2007, 09:18 PM
hahah damn thats a good one

Master Shake
11-08-2007, 10:35 PM
i was expectin a story of how he's ghost team wasn't doing so hot...then startin reading and thought of a hardcore ass kickin....then was like "woah...wtf?!"

lol good stuff

Ltdnismorace
11-08-2007, 11:18 PM
man I leave the whore's lounge for a few months and come back to this... I was gonna feel bad for old QD but no, guess not. I never heard it before, I laughed ****.

Bballjamal
11-09-2007, 02:19 AM
No, lol at the douche who still tries and use this against you.