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Spectic Tank
11-07-2007, 08:28 AM
Test for Dementia



Below are four ( 4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately OK? The answers are in green under the line of ~~~~~~~, so don't cheat and look before answering the question for yourself.

Let's find out just how clever you really are....

Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)





First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?











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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!



Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?





Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down)















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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?


You're not very good at this, are you?






Third Question:
V ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only . Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20 Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total?


Scroll down for answer.....


















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Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100.


If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe.



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?


















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Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!


Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
















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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.

The Ninja
11-07-2007, 08:31 AM
i really wish we could sage on this forum

Sol-Badguy
11-07-2007, 08:34 AM
LIRL @ ninja.

ANON DELIVERS!!

Spectic Tank
11-07-2007, 08:50 AM
i really wish we could sage on this forum

:???:

Ran
11-07-2007, 08:56 AM
:???:4chan reference.

I got all of these answers right the first time. Is that good or bad?

Elbow
11-07-2007, 09:27 AM
LOL fun, POST MORE!!!!!

I only got two right haha

Hundo®
11-07-2007, 09:31 AM
those were extremely easy.

Spectic Tank
11-07-2007, 09:32 AM
4chan reference.

I got all of these answers right the first time. Is that good or bad?

I would say good, now if you didn't get them all right the second time THEN it would be bad.

1000cckiller
11-07-2007, 09:33 AM
4chan reference.

I got all of these answers right the first time. Is that good or bad?me too.

Blitanicle99
11-07-2007, 10:24 AM
I quit life. I got all wrong haha

TheGodfather
11-07-2007, 10:29 AM
Thas bull, you can overtake the last person.

Spectic Tank
11-07-2007, 10:32 AM
Thas bull, you can overtake the last person.

True...It would be 'lapping' someone and it would mean you were in first place

TheGodfather
11-07-2007, 10:36 AM
True...It would be 'lapping' someone and it would mean you were in first place

Yeah, that wording was f'ed up.

And I'm not demented, just shell schocked from Nam.

Ran
11-07-2007, 10:37 AM
And I'm not demented, just shell schocked from Nam.Agent Orange pwns j00.

Spectic Tank
11-07-2007, 10:39 AM
Yeah, that wording was f'ed up.

And I'm not demented, just shell schocked from Nam.

Charlie's in the trees:ninja:

And posting right above me

Ran
11-07-2007, 10:41 AM
Charlie's in trees:ninja:

And posting right above me :lmfao: f*cker :lmfao:

Crazy Asian
11-07-2007, 10:43 AM
i win.

fucksohc
11-07-2007, 11:13 AM
i got all but the 4th 1 on my first try :yes:

Ran
11-07-2007, 11:19 AM
i win.Demented Chinks FTW :cheers: