Joke 4...true story.

[Slow Motion]

So i was sitting at work when all of a sudden
I got an idea. I walked down the hall, made a
left at the water fountain, went to the nearest
vending machine and got a bag of regular lays
potato chips. I then walked to the other side of
the building and into the office at the far corner.
I then opened the bag of chips and poured them
in the office chair, and pushed the chair back to
its position at the desk. I waited around the corner
to hear what would happen. I soon heard a loud
scream come from the office. I walked by and
snickered softly at what had occured. She called me
into the office and asked me where did these chips
come from. I proceded to tell her i did not know. She
began to curse at me and say she thinks that I did it.
Between me and you yes I did but how do you accuse me
without substantial evidence. So i proceeded to pour her
coffee in her lap as she screamed i said "Oh it hot isn't it,
let me cool you off". I then proceeded to pour cold water
on her. And walked out. That is how i quit my second job
today. Yes it felt good.