~Insert Old Joke Here~

[Brett]

I know the jokes will flow here...lol, But in less than a month I will be 36, and this is really hitting me. When I hit 30 I was cool with it and was thinking "Ah damn, no biggie, I have 10 more years till 40" but those years have flown by and 40 is much closer :(

[cobalt9123]

jeez you're catching up to my dad
LOL JK! i hope you have a good birthday with some :boobies: s and :idb: ing
lol :bannana: for 36th birthday!

[Brett]

I am going to a strip club for my birthday so that is a plus atleast...LOL

[mocha latte cupcake]

ya know brett, 36 is 63 backwards look at it this way, you're a year closer to eating off the senior menu @ piccadilly lol

[Brett]

^^ Yeah but they wont be open anymore when I get ready for it, most are out of business now...lol

[mocha latte cupcake]

well at this rate you'll be able to eat you're food in pill form old man!

[civic95]

Just think your life is 50+% over.

[mocha latte cupcake]

and you're already wearing diapers for when you get extra excited lol

[MachNU]

brett

[cobalt9123]

LMFAO^
well..atleast you have a sexy car that gets you the vagina :lickpuss:

[Brett]

Just think your life is 50+% over.

Thanks Lamar!!! :lmfao:

[civic95]

Thanks Lamar!!! :lmfao:

Ha ha. Just look on the brightside. Atleast you and your teeth still sleep together.

[mocha latte cupcake]

not for long... dentures lol

[cobalt9123]

i knew that was coming!^^^
my moms a dentist though, i can get you a really good deal on them!

[Brett]

Ha ha. Just look on the brightside. Atleast you and your teeth still sleep together.

Yeah but how long will that last? HA HA HA HA HA HA

[Brett]

i knew that was coming!^^^
my moms a dentist though, i can get you a really good deal on them!

Sweet. I have a hook up now!! HA HA HA HA HA

[redrumracer]

Just think your life is 50+% over.


LMAO that was ****ing harsh LOLOLOLOLOL

[Brett]

yeah you tell 'em!! HA HA HA

[MachNU]

brett

i win!

[Echonova]

Judging by the thread title, I thought this was going to be about Brett's penis. ~whew~

[MongolPup]

lol Brett's so old he needed a walker while Jesus was still in diapers.

[MachNU]

lol Brett's so old he needed a walker while Jesus was still in diapers.

i still win!

[MongolPup]

i still win!

ha ha I think your right. But either way, Brett is so old he has an autographed Bible.

[Jimmy B]

hey, im jsut a little lesss than 9 years till 36 :)

eehhhh, jsut remember, 30 is the new 20, adn you are still in the 30's!!!

[MachNU]

ha ha I think your right. But either way, Brett is so old he has an autographed Bible.

**** autographed bible......brett built adams house for him! :goodjob:

[MongolPup]

**** autographed bible......brett built adams house for him! :goodjob:

Brett was there when the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

[Wurm]

bretts so old this was what was invented when he turned 18

http://www.importatlanta.com/upload/files/190/condom.jpg

[MongolPup]

Tell me that's a sheepskin condom?

[MachNU]

Brett was there when the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

mine still older and better!

[bigdare23]

Look at it like this, you can own an Oldsmobiles and look normal driving it.

[MachNU]

Tell me that's a sheepskin condom?

for HIS and her pleasure!

[Wurm]

Tell me that's a sheepskin condom?
first condom ever made out of pig intestine or some ****

[MachNU]

Look at like this, you can own an Oldsmobiles and look normal driving it.

BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH yeah brett a WHOLE new class of cars just opened up to you!

[Wurm]

brett is really 1036 old his ageometer just rolled over thats all

[Echonova]

first condom ever made out of pig intestine or some ****Why you gotta be showing my sh*t off??? I'm still waiting on the patent office to get back to me......

[MongolPup]

for HIS and her pleasure!

lol Brett is so old he has hieroglyphics on his chariot drivers license.

BTW my bad on the Justice League thing.

[bigdare23]

Brett is so old, he was the designer of Jesus's sandals

[MachNU]

lol Brett is so old he has hieroglyphics on his chariot drivers license.

BTW my bad on the Justice League thing.

no biggie!

also brett never carrys his drivers license with him, have you ever seen those things their made of stone, there to dam heavy to carry!

[MachNU]

Brett is so old, he was the designer of Jesus's sandals

brett so old, when eve caught him in the tree, the eat the apple thing was a cover he was really just spying on her! :lmfao:

[Wurm]

brett hit his midlife crisis and put a widebody kit and vertical doors on his RASCAL

http://www.rascalscooters.com/images/dyn/600c-1b.jpg

[MachNU]

brett hit his midlife crisis and put a widebody kit and vertical doors on his RASCAL

http://www.rascalscooters.com/images/dyn/600c-1b.jpg

FAIL! try again i still win!

[bigdare23]

brett so old, when eve caught him in the tree, the eat the apple thing was a cover he was really just spying on her! :lmfao:



Man, I saw this analogy on the SATs



Brett is to humans, as the model T is to cars

[Echonova]

Judging by the thread title, I thought this was going to be about Brett's penis. ~whew~Still the post of the mother F*cking night.

[MongolPup]

Brett is so old, he knew Burger King when he still was a prince.

[MachNU]

i still win! my joke is about as old as it can get!

[MongolPup]

Brett's so old, he was a waiter at the Last Supper.

Brett's so old, he ran track with dinosaurs.

When I got mad about Brett's Civic, I wanted to tell him to act his age but I was worried he'd drop dead. He's like Dick Clark x1000.

[bigdare23]

Brett was Colonel Sanders's General

[MachNU]

Brett's so old, he was a waiter at the Last Supper.

Brett's so old, he ran track with dinosaurs.

When I got mad about Brett's Civic, I wanted to tell him to act his age but I was worried he'd drop dead. He's like Dick Clark x1000.

mine still wins, but that one is pretty dam funny!

bretts so old, the only reason god rested on the 7th day, was becuase he was hung over from bretts party the night before!

[MongolPup]

That geezer hasn't commented in this thread in awhile. His dentures or glasses must be fooking up.

[quickdodge®]

I know the jokes will flow here...lol, But in less than a month I will be 36, and this is really hitting me. When I hit 30 I was cool with it and was thinking "Ah damn, no biggie, I have 10 more years till 40" but those years have flown by and 40 is much closer :(

Tell me about it. Just a few years ago, I still felt 18. Now I feel 48. Keep it up, Brett. You'll catch up to me soon. Later, QD.

[bigdare23]

Wikipedia doesn't lie :lmfao:

[MachNU]

Tell me about it. Just a few years ago, I still felt 18. Now I feel 48. Keep it up, Brett. You'll catch up to me soon. Later, QD.

catch up? brett surpassed you millenium's ago!

[MachNU]

BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wait he just got a 2nd place post!

[quickdodge®]

catch up? brett surpassed you millenium's ago!

How? I'm older than Brett. Later, QD.

[MachNU]

How? I'm older than Brett. Later, QD.

hes faking!

[quickdodge®]

Lolol. Later, QD.

[redrumracer]

bretts so old he can sit down and tell you play by play of how the big bang happened

[MachNU]

bretts so old he can sit down and tell you play by play of how the big bang happened

alittle to late, plus mine is still older!

[redrumracer]

better late than never

[babygurl]

hmm brett so what do you have planned for your birthday?

[Brett]

^^ Nothing much yet, Id love to do something to make it unforgetable...lol

The rest of you, thanks, Now I feel MUCH better!! :lmfao:

[MachNU]

^^ Nothing much yet, Id love to do something to make it unforgetable...lol

The rest of you, thanks, Now I feel MUCH better!! :lmfao:

hey you brought it on yourself....you of all people should know not to make a trade Stating "Insert OLD Joke Here" :lmfao:

[Brett]

LMAO!! I knew it was coming though

Im going to Oldsmobile today to see what I can get for the S2k!! :lmfao:

[MachNU]

LMAO!! I knew it was coming though

Im going to Oldsmobile today to see what I can get for the S2k!! :lmfao:

get a camary, then you get all the luzury of old age, plus great gas mileage! :lmfao:

[quickdodge®]

IA's official senior citizens. Later, QD.

[Brett]

I used to LOVe the WEHERE THE BEEF COMMERCIALS!! (Yup I watched them when they were new) lol

[quickdodge®]

I used to LOVe the WEHERE THE BEEF COMMERCIALS!! (Yup I watched them when they were new) lol

I wen to elementary school with those three ladies....................parents. Later, QD.

[Mike Lowrey]

I know the jokes will flow here...lol, But in less than a month I will be 36, and this is really hitting me. When I hit 30 I was cool with it and was thinking "Ah damn, no biggie, I have 10 more years till 40" but those years have flown by and 40 is much closer :(

Your old.

[Mike Lowrey]

ya know brett, 36 is 63 backwards look at it this way, you're a year closer to eating off the senior menu @ piccadilly lol

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[Mike Lowrey]

I am going to a strip club for my birthday so that is a plus atleast...LOL

Hell Yeah!

Titties FTMFW! :boobies:

[Brett]

Now give me a mutha ****in handywipe!! :lmfao:

[Mike Lowrey]

I just hang out with stupid ass friends, that drive stupid ass cars that attract alot of muth****in' attention! :lmfao: