I hate FL.

[Bruce Leroy]

SOOOOOOO. I officially hate otlando. I decided to drive around and scope out the local clubs and "good" (which really means :gay: ) Meets.I'm sitting at a light, surrounded by a few other cars with my windows open (maybe you can see where this is going). The light is just about to turn green and I bet ready to take of then I see this little comet flying at my face and then I get burned on my cheek, and little sparks fly everywhere.....WHAT THE ****!!!!!
These Bitches in the next car threw a ****in black and mild IN MY FACE!!!

They tried to dip out but I caught up with them. So i pull in front of the car and slam on the brakes. I hopped out of the beat somebody's ass... Well all 5 of them hopped out too. Damn, I cant take out 5 dudes at one time no matter how gangster I think i am.

So i go to turn into my appts and another car is following me. **** that, i heard about honda theft in orlando and I'm not about to get my car stolen. So ride up to the next neighborhood and i bust a u turn and go to the local "street race" meet thats about 1 light up the road. The ****ers are still following me so I chill for about 5 min, then I drive the LONG way home. I went about 15 miles out of the way. ANd I made sure I wasn't followed...

Then as i'm turning down my street, I shift into 2 and.... MY CLUTCH PEDAL STICKS TO THE FLOOR!!!!!!! I'm going to check it out in the morning(if its still there)..

I can't wait to move back to atlanta.

[wantboost]

man that sucks, and here i thought it would be fun to move down there. ( i might have too anyway...)

[SL65AMG]

SOOOOOOO. I officially hate otlando. I decided to drive around and scope out the local clubs and "good" (which really means :gay: ) Meets.I'm sitting at a light, surrounded by a few other cars with my windows open (maybe you can see where this is going). The light is just about to turn green and I bet ready to take of then I see this little comet flying at my face and then I get burned on my cheek, and little sparks fly everywhere.....WHAT THE ****!!!!!
These Bitches in the next car threw a ****in black and mild IN MY FACE!!!

They tried to dip out but I caught up with them. So i pull in front of the car and slam on the brakes. I hopped out of the beat somebody's ass... Well all 5 of them hopped out too. Damn, I cant take out 5 dudes at one time no matter how gangster I think i am.

So i go to turn into my appts and another car is following me. **** that, i heard about honda theft in orlando and I'm not about to get my car stolen. So ride up to the next neighborhood and i bust a u turn and go to the local "street race" meet thats about 1 light up the road. The ****ers are still following me so I chill for about 5 min, then I drive the LONG way home. I went about 15 miles out of the way. ANd I made sure I wasn't followed...

Then as i'm turning down my street, I shift into 2 and.... MY CLUTCH PEDAL STICKS TO THE FLOOR!!!!!!! I'm going to check it out in the morning(if its still there)..

I can't wait to move back to atlanta.

**** FL. and **** those assholes..... get yourself a 12 ga. to carry with you and then those problems will be solved...... they would have changed their mind about stepping out of their car if you step out with a tool.....

[Bruce Leroy]

**** FL. and **** those assholes..... get yourself a 12 ga. to carry with you and then those problems will be solved...... they would have changed their mind about stepping out of their car if you step out with a tool.....

I still wouldn't have got to bash somebodys face in. And i would still be pissed.

[SL65AMG]

I still wouldn't have got to bash somebodys face in. And i would still be pissed.

you could make their car a bit more swiss cheese like though...... and imobile

[bigdare23]

SOOOOOOO. I officially hate otlando. I decided to drive around and scope out the local clubs and "good" (which really means :gay: ) Meets.I'm sitting at a light, surrounded by a few other cars with my windows open (maybe you can see where this is going). The light is just about to turn green and I bet ready to take of then I see this little comet flying at my face and then I get burned on my cheek, and little sparks fly everywhere.....WHAT THE ****!!!!!
These Bitches in the next car threw a ****in black and mild IN MY FACE!!!

They tried to dip out but I caught up with them. So i pull in front of the car and slam on the brakes. I hopped out of the beat somebody's ass... Well all 5 of them hopped out too. Damn, I cant take out 5 dudes at one time no matter how gangster I think i am.

So i go to turn into my appts and another car is following me. **** that, i heard about honda theft in orlando and I'm not about to get my car stolen. So ride up to the next neighborhood and i bust a u turn and go to the local "street race" meet thats about 1 light up the road. The ****ers are still following me so I chill for about 5 min, then I drive the LONG way home. I went about 15 miles out of the way. ANd I made sure I wasn't followed...

Then as i'm turning down my street, I shift into 2 and.... MY CLUTCH PEDAL STICKS TO THE FLOOR!!!!!!! I'm going to check it out in the morning(if its still there)..

I can't wait to move back to atlanta.


I'm glad you're smart enough to pick your battle wisely :goodjob:

[japan4racing]

illegal aliens...they do it everytime..lolol

[Bruce Leroy]

illegal aliens...they do it everytime..lolol

to bad these guys were white :rolleyes:

[TheGodfather]

**** Orlando. Tampa is where its at.

[SL65AMG]

**** Orlando. Tampa is where its at.

**** that..... montana/wyoming is where its at. 99% idiot free.

[3.5altman]

i used to go to orlando every weekend... citywalk and club destiny is pretty tyte yo!

[jaystar]

need 2 get a taser

[The Ninja]

You need to get yourself a few mexicans. Just pay them to ride with you, and hand out bonuses as you get them to do **** for you. You could a had 6-7 of them with you in your trunk, then those bustas woulda been ****ed.

[XLR8NMR2]

south florida > north florida

[man]

**** Orlando. Tampa is where its at.

Orlando and Tampa both suck balls, born in Orlando, lived in Tampa for 4 years.

Love FL though.

[japan4racing]

to bad these guys were white :rolleyes:

too bad it was a joke because of all the **** going on in the illegal immigrant thread :rolleyes:

[1CleanEg]

south florida > north florida

damn right man. Ft. lauderdale and Miami FTW!!

[TheGrillMan]

whorelando isn;t all that bad just aeras like OBT

im actually moving back there tomorow for school

[TheGodfather]

damn right man. Ft. lauderdale and Miami FTW!!

Ft. Lauderdale yes.

Miami, no. If I wanted to go to Mexico or Cuba, I'd go to the actual country.


Also, it seems many are basing their like or dislike of a city on petty things such as bar/club scene.

If that is the case, uhhhh, ever heard of Ybor?!!?

Not my idea of fun, but its not bad.

Tampas great, except for a recent influx of illegals.

[man]

Also, it seems many are basing their like or dislike of a city on petty things such as bar/club scene.

Only one person in this thread mentioned a club... :thinking:

[Hundo®]

i loved orlando when i was there.. sucks for you man :P