710

[kittychick]

A funny joke a friend sent me. :)

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She

drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."
If you're not sure what a 710 is Click Here (http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg)

heehehe :lmao:
hope everyone's having a great weekend!

[HalfBaked]

Did your friend send you this joke 5 years ago?

[kittychick]

Did your friend send you this joke 5 years ago?
hahaha, nice one

nah, just yesterday, but he is about 10 yrs older then me so... :thinking:

[Schugg]

haha, guess im alittle behind too, havent heard that one before

[81911SC]

Wow, isn't there a search button?

[MachNU]

lol this was a repost on last month of a repost of one 3 months ago, of a repost of one that was posted about 5 years ago, and that was a repost of what Brett posted back in 1863b.c.

[kittychick]

lol this was a repost on last month of a repost of one 3 months ago, of a repost of one that was posted about 5 years ago, and that was a repost of what Brett posted back in 1863b.c.
cute ;)

[BTLFED]

Damn, I thought I had woken up from my drinking binge and gone back in time.....

[Nismo]

The Flux Capacitor worked, now to pin it at 88mph!

[kittychick]

you guys are sooo funny!
lol

makes me miss everyone *sigh*

[Double_0_Rusty]

I lol'd, but at the fact it's a repost.

[HalfBaked]

I mean its a repost, but I'd still throw it in ya probably.

[Maniaç]

Pathetic, just like the person who posted it.

[tko]

old!!!!!

[kittychick]

Pathetic, just like the person who posted it.
:blah::blah:
i don't even know who you are

[Maniaç]

:blah::blah:
i don't even know who you areWho gives a damn if you know me or not? I know I don't. And whats so "blah" about my post? Seeing as you're the only one who finds that joke funny, it must be true. Stupidity must be a common thing in your family huh? I can see you got that from both of your parents, your father for not pulling out when he should have. And planting a worthless seed upon this world. And your mother....... I'll save that for later, if you come at me with more attitude.

Now be a good girl and shut up, or I will continue.

[On_Her_Face]

.............................................

[kittychick]

Who gives a damn if you know me or not? I know I don't. And whats so "blah" about my post? Seeing as you're the only one who finds that joke funny, it must be true. Stupidity must be a common thing in your family huh? I can see you got that from both of your parents, your father for not pulling out when he should have. And planting a worthless seed upon this world. And your mother....... I'll save that for later, if you come at me with more attitude.

Now be a good girl and shut up, or I will continue.
~lame~

[On_Her_Face]

~lame~

DAYYYYMMMNNN.. ALEX WHERE YOU AT SON.. shes gonna tear you a new one.

[Maniaç]

~lame~Thats why, that was the only thing you can say. You can't come at me with anything worth even getting me warmed up. Hopefully when you have a kid and the doctor tells you to get rid of it you'll listen. Don't want the same mistake your mother made to happen again.

[kittychick]

Thats why, that was the only thing you can say. You can't come at me with anything worth even getting me warmed up. Hopefully when you have a kid and the doctor tells you to get rid of it you'll listen. Don't want the same mistake your mother made to happen again.
:blah::blah: lame again

i feel sorry for you

[Maniaç]

:blah::blah: lame again

i feel sorry for youEither you're retarded, or you've been bashed on by everyone on IA before.

[HalfBaked]

Thats why, that was the only thing you can say. You can't come at me with anything worth even getting me warmed up. Hopefully when you have a kid and the doctor tells you to get rid of it you'll listen. Don't want the same mistake your mother made to happen again.
I don't know of any doctors that tell parents to get rid of kids...

[Maniaç]

I don't know of any doctors that tell parents to get rid of kids...Going to jump on my nuts, and start E-protecting this chick?

[HalfBaked]

However I think I heard once a doctor tried to tell your mom that though Maniac...

Doctor: Ma'am I'm sorry, your son he is well how do I say this...retarded. You may want want to throw him back into the rio grande.
Maniac's mom: No hable inglés.

[HalfBaked]

Going to jump on my nuts, and start E-protecting this chick?
No, I just think its only that you only talk **** to new people or girls...

[Maniaç]

However I think I heard once a doctor tried to tell your mom that though Maniac...

Doctor: Ma'am I'm sorry, your son he is well how do I say this...retarded. You may want want to throw him back into the rio grande.
Maniac's mom: No hable inglés.Dude I have a joke, very similer to that. Weak. You could have spiced it up alot more if you wanted too, you're losing your touch, boy.

[Maniaç]

No, I just think its only that you only talk **** to new people or girls...LMAO! I think, not.

[HalfBaked]

Dude I have a joke, very similer to that. Weak. You could have spiced it up alot more if you wanted too, you're losing your touch, boy.
Yea, I didn't feel like finishing it off as well as I wanted.

My ADD is kicking in a lot lately so I went to check my fantasy football team half way through typing that. Which is why it took me so long anyways.

[Maniaç]

kittychick, im out. Keep your eyes open for me. K?

xoxo

[OneSlow5pt0]

maniac sucks E-balls

[Nittanys1]

damn kittychick your getting grilled on here....

[BTLFED]

damn kittychick your getting grilled on here....

Isn't she your ex?

[Nittanys1]

yup......

[BTLFED]

LOL

[BKgen®]

CAREFUL WITH THAT JOKE... IT'S AN ANTIQUE.

[kittychick]

actually, i'm pretty sure there was a jerk on here and he's calmed down... might be a really great guy, who knows?
i'm so over people that act up online

plus, its just a stupid joke... no need for anyone to get so freaking up tight about it

[BTLFED]

actually, i'm pretty sure there was a jerk on here and he's calmed down... might be a really great guy, who knows?
i'm so over people that act up online

plus, its just a stupid joke... no need for anyone to get so freaking up tight about it

A/S/L? ;)

lol

[§treet_§peed]

posts pics?

[iEvo]

lol niiiiiiice

[kittychick]

lol... has it really been that long since i was in Atlanta?

[95ludestr]

made me lirl....
















































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[Nitro]

lol... has it really been that long since i was in Atlanta?


yeah its been a min.......hey ;)

[kittychick]

yeah its been a min.......hey ;)
ha ha, howdy nitro :tongue:

[Nitro]

ha ha, howdy nitro :tongue:


i see u wading in some bs? how u been?

[kittychick]

i see u wading in some bs? how u been?
lol; like water off a ducks back baby :)