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quickdodge®
11-02-2007, 08:01 AM
Taxi driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago.

Nothing is moving north or south.

Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What
happened, what's the hold up?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton,
Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a
$10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with
gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up
a collection."

The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"

"About a gallon."

Later, QD.
Nemesis
11-02-2007, 08:03 AM
Its not Saturday! :tongue1: lol


You never replied to my PM either man....
BKgen®
11-02-2007, 08:05 AM
lolol QD

[borat voice=KDM guy]"HIGH FIVE!"[/borat voice]
1000cckiller
11-02-2007, 08:12 AM
Taxi driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago.

Nothing is moving north or south.

Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What
happened, what's the hold up?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton,
Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a
$10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with
gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up
a collection."

The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"

"About a gallon."

Later, QD.yeah Mike you are a day early. lol
Sammich
11-02-2007, 08:16 AM
day early and repost ready...have you been hanging around brett lately???
1000cckiller
11-02-2007, 08:20 AM
day early and repost ready...have you been hanging around brett lately???old minds think alike.
©hris
11-02-2007, 08:21 AM
Taxi driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago.

Nothing is moving north or south.

Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What
happened, what's the hold up?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton,
Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a
$10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with
gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up
a collection."

The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"

"About a gallon."

Later, QD.



:lmfao:
blackboi50
11-02-2007, 08:24 AM
damn QD that was weaksauce puto!!!!:lmfao:........










*runs to QT for gas*:):):)............1
Kelly
11-02-2007, 08:28 AM
That's old
Sammich
11-02-2007, 08:29 AM
old minds think alike.

true indeed *drinks can of ensure to gain wisdom*
SE-Rious1
11-02-2007, 10:10 AM
damn saturday already hell i must have slept in a day s h i t
but funny lol
Hundo®
11-02-2007, 10:36 AM
funny joke.. but it's friday.
http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/7382/setsailforfailrz0jz5.jpg
Elbow
11-02-2007, 10:38 AM
I lol'd
SL65AMG
11-02-2007, 10:38 AM
Its not Saturday! :tongue1: lol


You never replied to my PM either man....

yeah but its funny enough to last until saturday
Sammich
11-02-2007, 10:38 AM
funny joke.. but it's friday.
http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/7382/setsailforfailrz0jz5.jpg

lol