Worst night ever?

[Killer]

Well, most of you probably went out partying or had some sort of "halloween" get together saturday.. maybe even friday...

well, not me.... i was stuck moving.... <<< not so bad... but here's what went down saturday...


i get pretty much everything moved which is gravy... except my bed... well a good friend was down my way going to "nether world"... so he said afterwards we'd grab the bed and take it to the new place in his truck... bad part was, he didn't get back til around eleven... after all is finished we get back to my apt (where i'm moving from not too) and ed and his girl come over so we can all have a few drinks and what not...(around 1 or so)

they leave, my friend and his girl decide to stay.. so they crash on the futon...

kelly and i crashed in my room mates bed.. (no nothing dirty considering it's not my bed...)


well some more friend decide to stop by uninvited at 2:30-3:00 thinking the place was empty.. and he had his own key(use to live with us) so he let himself in... which is ok, except they were there to sleep.. and there were no more beds...

so out of the goodness of my heart.. i start breaking out the sleeping bags and trying to help them out... during the time, the said "friend" is taking his costume off... which is a firemans outfit....

me being a jokester... i "pants" him... when i did, his boxers came down as well... didn't mean for that to happen of course cause there were two girls in the room... still... most would just laugh it off...

i guess he's got the small man complex, cause he pulls his pants back up... waits for me to turn around and

SUCKER PUNCHES ME IN THE BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm not talking a tap... or a smack... i mean an out right UPPER CUT TO THE SCROTUM!!!!!

i was hit so hard i threw up...
my balls are swollen.. and it still hurts to walk...

he didn't stay very long after that... and has yet to apologize.......

one, friends don't do that to eachother....
two, that's a man code.... you don't hit a guy in the sack..
three, it's a complete ***** move either way you look at it...

/rant...

discuss

[TicketRedBB6]

Damn that sucks. Wait for a long time til he's probably forgotten about it and get him back worse, lol.

[Killer]

Damn that sucks. Wait for a long time til he's probably forgotten about it and get him back worse, lol.


had he stayed, he would have gotten kicked in his sleep....
or i would have broken out the bat....

i'm sure that's why they didn't stay....

his brother (also a great friend of mine) did apologize.. and the girls were very sympathetic.. and apologized as well...

[mocha latte cupcake]

dang man that sucks sorry buddy!

[Killer]

dang man that sucks sorry buddy!


thanks.. no need for you to apologize though...

[1000cckiller]

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[Killer]

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no workie...

[XLR8NMR2]

That nagger sucker punched your balls?!?!?! time to ride on his mark ass

[1000cckiller]

no workie...You know Killer I wouldnt have let him leave the apartment. We would have been fight hurt nuts and all.

[Ed]

damn... that sucks... i felt horrible when lyric hit you in the balls because of me, now a straight punch is just too much... good thing victoria and i didnt crash there...

what a douche... do i know this guy?

ps it was good seeing you guys sat, we need to go back to that lake house, soon. victoria is dying for it. lol

[XLR8NMR2]

KILLER YOU STILL TRYING TO GO TO THE FALCONS GAME NOV 18TH???

[1000cckiller]

damn... that sucks... i felt horrible when lyric hit you in the balls because of me, now a straight punch is just too much... good thing victoria and i didnt crash there...

what a douche... do i know this guy?

ps it was good seeing you guys sat, we need to go back to that lake house, soon. victoria is dying for it. lolhe needs to ice his jewels first. Sorry Killer, let me know if you want me to get him for you.

[Killer]

That nagger sucker punched your balls?!?!?! time to ride on his mark ass

exactly... WHO DOES THAT?

i would expect a punch to the arm, leg, maybe a headlock... or a slight flick in the nuts... but not a punch... especially a sucker punch.

[Killer]

damn... that sucks... i felt horrible when lyric hit you in the balls because of me, now a straight punch is just too much... good thing victoria and i didnt crash there...

what a douche... do i know this guy?

ps it was good seeing you guys sat, we need to go back to that lake house, soon. victoria is dying for it. lol

yeah.. it was radd... one of the last i would expect it from...

and we will... once i get things in order here!

[Killer]

You know Killer I wouldnt have let him leave the apartment. We would have been fight hurt nuts and all.

honestly there was no way...




KILLER YOU STILL TRYING TO GO TO THE FALCONS GAME NOV 18TH???


yeah, i owe kelly one...

but not any specific game.. you going?

[Ed]

yeah.. it was radd... one of the last i would expect it from...

and we will... once i get things in order here!

rad? wtf?

anyway, chic fil-a tonight?

[XLR8NMR2]

honestly there was no way...






yeah, i owe kelly one...

but not any specific game.. you going?

Well my bday is nov 18th and there is a home game with tampa....I was thinking about going back to florida for my bday but if we get tickets i'll probaly go to the game and take a late flight back because i have a cruise late november

[Killer]

Well my bday is nov 18th and there is a home game with tampa....I was thinking about going back to florida for my bday but if we get tickets i'll probaly go to the game and take a late flight back because i have a cruise late november

let me know... i'll pull up prices now...

[Killer]

rad? wtf?

anyway, chic fil-a tonight?

yeah, if it's nugget night!

[Ed]

according to wayne it is.

[1000cckiller]

yeah, if it's nugget night!I always have nugget night in my pants. I have to call me a jumpoff today, so she can come eat my nuggets.

[Killer]

according to wayne it is.

i was the one who told him...

not positive if it is... i'm gonna check.. (and yes i was gonna invite you too)



seriously... my balls still hurt... i highly doubt i'm gonna be able to have kids...

[Ed]

lol damn... that sucks...

how do you like the new place?

[Leisa]

omg... that is just so wrong, and it makes me hurt (crosses legs) just thinking about it... I hope you are ok... do you need to go to the Dr?

[Killer]

omg... that is just so wrong, and it makes me hurt (crosses legs) just thinking about it... I hope you are ok... do you need to go to the Dr?

i hope not!!!!!!!!! if it doesn't feel better by wed i'm going to go though...

[Crazy Asian]

if that MF ever sleeps over...call me over. I got bengay and some paint brush.

[Killer]

lol damn... that sucks...

how do you like the new place?


i love it.. as far as room for me.. and room for lyric... BUT i feel out of place not knowing the guy.. it's kinda got me down a bit..

i mean don't get me wrong.. the guy is cool and all.. it's just not MY home ya know?

[Killer]

if that MF ever sleeps over...call me over. I got bengay and some paint brush.


lol... i'll just make him eat the bengay... then kick him in the balls.

[quickdodge®]

and the girls were very sympathetic...

Towards him? \/ \/ \/

"i guess he's got the small man complex"

Later, QD.

[Killer]

Towards him? \/ \/ \/

"i guess he's got the small man complex"

Later, QD.


lol!!!!

[Crazy Asian]

or what you can do is pour everclear all over his ass and ligh it on fire.

Or get a tazer gun and tazer his ass.

Or throw a piece of steak on top of his balls and get a dog to chomp on it.

Or drag him out in a the sleeping bag and throw him in the pool

Or drag him outside and pour fireant all over his legs

Or get a cattle proder and jab him in the side


Or just drop kick him the nuts with a steel-toe boots.

[Killer]

or what you can do is pour everclear all over his ass and ligh it on fire.

Or get a tazer gun and tazer his ass.

Or throw a piece of steak on top of his balls and get a dog to chomp on it.

Or drag him out in a the sleeping bag and throw him in the pool

Or drag him outside and pour fireant all over his legs

Or get a cattle proder and jab him in the side


Or just drop kick him the nuts with a steel-toe boots.

something along those lines.

[Nemesis]

get em **** faced, have em pass out, then shave his head, put hot glue all over his face and shave your pubes over em.

[Killer]

get em **** faced, have em pass out, then shave his head, put hot glue all over his face and shave your pubes over em.

the problem with that is.. you never know when he is drunk.. cause in the words of his brother...

"Half a beer or ten, it's always the same show"

he fakes the drunkenness...

[Nemesis]

the problem with that is.. you never know when he is drunk.. cause in the words of his brother...

"Half a beer or ten, it's always the same show"

he fakes the drunkenness...


easy... GHB

[The Ninja]

I want a cattle proder for my birthday, that or a tazer gun.

[Crazy Asian]

Ya george has tons of vials for sale. Best **** too.

[Kelly]

yeah, i owe kelly one...

but not any specific game.. you going?

:rly: ????























:bannana: How exciting?!!

[Killer]

I want a cattle proder for my birthday, that or a tazer gun.

81911 has a tazer for sale...

[Killer]

:rly: ????

:bannana: How exciting?!!

no promises... i'm broke remeber!

[Slow Motion]

Damn, he must have hit you pretty hard to make you throw up. I had a girl grab my sh!t one time and start twisting I thought I was going to pass out...I thought I was Damon from friday after next.....Her friend apoligized for her later that night..

[Kelly]

Oh. Where did that come from though? The you owe me part?

[Killer]

Oh. Where did that come from though? The you owe me part?


since you forgot....



i don't anymore.

[Kelly]

Ah... We had to leave early :D

[1000cckiller]

shoot him in the nuts with a paintball gun

[Killer]

shoot him in the nuts with a paintball gun


great idea... seriously.

[81911SC]

Lol @ Killer's balls.

[Killer]

Lol @ Killer's balls.


let me borrow you're club/nightstick/tazer...

[81911SC]

Ok, let me borrow 50.

[Killer]

Ok, let me borrow 50.


no...

[ShooterMcGavin]

lies, u don't even have balls

[Killer]

lies, u don't even have balls

ask ed... he's seen em... :ninja:

[TIGERJC]

lies, u don't even have balls
lol

That wasnt right that he hit you in the balls, but you did asked for it when you embarrassed his ass in front of females.

I wish I was there to see your facial expression after he hit you, b/c I bet I would have :lmfao: -> :no: -> :lmfao: -> Then sh!tted myself :lmao: on the floor

[Killer]

lol

That wasnt right that he hit you in the balls, but you did asked for it when you embarrassed his ass in front of females.

I wish I was there to see your facial expression after he hit you, b/c I bet I would have :lmfao: -> :no: -> :lmfao: -> Then sh!tted myself :lmao: on the floor


one of the girls was his brothers girlfriend.. the other.. some random ho that prolly woulda seen his junk anyway... not like we were in front of the masses....

and a punch to anywhere in the nuts i may have deserved even though the boxers part was an accident... maybe a quick flick or light slap to the nuts.. not an uppercut... period.

[B16a2 Civic]

Lmaoooooo
What the f uck
That n1gga super upper cut your balls and u threw up?














Only question is, why is this n1gga still alive

And honestly, I been laughin since u typed he upper cut your balls and u threw up
Lmaoooo

[thinkfast®]

aahahahaha Im clownin

[RUSH]

Gay, I dont see Radd doing that! If he would of had a half a winecooler he would of laughed it off!
Sh!ts not cool!
You dont just bust in a house where you use to live and get embarrased and try to turn a guy into a girl!

[3.5altman]

Well, most of you probably went out partying or had some sort of "halloween" get together saturday.. maybe even friday...

well, not me.... i was stuck moving.... <<< not so bad... but here's what went down saturday...


i get pretty much everything moved which is gravy... except my bed... well a good friend was down my way going to "nether world"... so he said afterwards we'd grab the bed and take it to the new place in his truck... bad part was, he didn't get back til around eleven... after all is finished we get back to my apt (where i'm moving from not too) and ed and his girl come over so we can all have a few drinks and what not...(around 1 or so)

they leave, my friend and his girl decide to stay.. so they crash on the futon...

kelly and i crashed in my room mates bed.. (no nothing dirty considering it's not my bed...)


well some more friend decide to stop by uninvited at 2:30-3:00 thinking the place was empty.. and he had his own key(use to live with us) so he let himself in... which is ok, except they were there to sleep.. and there were no more beds...

so out of the goodness of my heart.. i start breaking out the sleeping bags and trying to help them out... during the time, the said "friend" is taking his costume off... which is a firemans outfit....

me being a jokester... i "pants" him... when i did, his boxers came down as well... didn't mean for that to happen of course cause there were two girls in the room... still... most would just laugh it off...

i guess he's got the small man complex, cause he pulls his pants back up... waits for me to turn around and

SUCKER PUNCHES ME IN THE BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm not talking a tap... or a smack... i mean an out right UPPER CUT TO THE SCROTUM!!!!!

i was hit so hard i threw up...
my balls are swollen.. and it still hurts to walk...

he didn't stay very long after that... and has yet to apologize.......

one, friends don't do that to eachother....
two, that's a man code.... you don't hit a guy in the sack..
three, it's a complete ***** move either way you look at it...

/rant...

discuss


dont feel bad bro, happen to me on spring break. I feel your pain that **** hurts like crazy.

[Killer]

Gay, I dont see Radd doing that! If he would of had a half a winecooler he would of laughed it off!
Sh!ts not cool!
You dont just bust in a house where you use to live and get embarrased and try to turn a guy into a girl!

exactly... cause radd would have done the same to me had i been standing there taking off fireman pants... i mean he had pj's and boxers on... so it's not like i was going for the full "pantsing" i just figured the costume would come off...

lol he told greer and nikki that i was lucky he didn't hit me in the face....

hell i'd rather him hit me in the face.. i could have fought back at that point...

[Killer]

aahahahaha Im clownin

even as "bad ass" as you are... you know even in a fight you don't bust a guy in the balls....

[RUSH]

The way I look at it, is that he was making himself look like an idiot. You were just kidding around with him nor did you just come out and inflick(spl) pain on him. And then "he", had to try and be the cool one and act like a Bad A$$ to impress the chicks, but like I said already....made himself look like an idiot!

[Killer]

The way I look at it, is that he was making himself look like an idiot. You were just kidding around with him nor did you just come out and inflick(spl) pain on him. And then "he", had to try and be the cool one and act like a Bad A$$ to impress the chicks, but like I said already....made himself look like an idiot!

truth.... and i think that's exactly it... he didn't want to feel embarrassed so he had to be the bad ass... (and it's inflict)

[RUSH]

When will Radd turn back to his old self again?

^^Thats not really a question or Im not asking you, its like when you stare up into space and you say something.... you know?

[Killer]

When will Radd turn back to his old self again?

^^Thats not really a question or Im not asking you, its like when you stare up into space and you say something.... you know?


lol!!!!

i guess we've all changed though.... blows...

greer pac and i were talkin the other night how awesome it was and the ridiculous things we all would do just to get laughs man...

no everyone is either married, getting married, might as well be married... or in radds case... hanging out with 15 yr olds...

[RUSH]

lol!!!!

i guess we've all changed though.... blows...

greer pac and i were talkin the other night how awesome it was and the ridiculous things we all would do just to get laughs man...

no everyone is either married, getting married, might as well be married... or in radds case... hanging out with 15 yr olds...



Greer cant say much, he aint been the same since he moved back to Fannin, but maybe he will switch back to the old Greer that doesnt go to weddings every weekend now that he is back down there!
I swear, if I had a dollar for every wedding he has been to in the last year, I could keep my car!

[B16a2 Civic]

Lollll, was it an instant throw up, or like minutes after, like of you gagging then throwing up

[speedminded]

and the girls were very sympathetic.. and apologized as well...The question is were they apologizing to him? lolol