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Ran
10-25-2007, 04:42 PM
...you go to take a leak, but then mid-stream you feel the dirt turtle wanting to come out? Because then you gotta stop what your doing, readjust yourself and then try to pick back up. But by this point, the toilet is half full of lemonade. You don't want to flush the toilet, because you don't feel like hitting up the water bill. So there you are, dropping brownies in golden cider with it splashing up on you.

Just p*sses me off...or on...or however you want to look at it. Just thought I'd share.
Killer
10-25-2007, 04:43 PM
you're gross....
Z32redondo
10-25-2007, 04:43 PM
Yes and it sucks major ass holes.
Ran
10-25-2007, 04:45 PM
you're gross....Oh yeah, like it's never happened to you. lol
The Ninja
10-25-2007, 04:47 PM
Wow....that was a pretty graphic post without any ****'s.
Wurm
10-25-2007, 04:47 PM
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Stormhammer
10-25-2007, 04:48 PM
I flush first

Don't you hate it when you're taking a dirty turtle bomber mission and a chuthulu surprises the **** out of you in a tentacle anal raping from the toilet bowl sort of way?
Ran
10-25-2007, 04:49 PM
Wow....that was a pretty graphic post without any ****'s.When you talk to kids a lot, you gotta know how to censor your language but still get a point across. :D
Crazy Asian
10-25-2007, 04:49 PM
I just pee in the shower. Same thing as a toilet.
Killer
10-25-2007, 04:50 PM
Oh yeah, like it's never happened to you. lol


... not that i recall....

even so... my crap doesn't come out in raging logs of furry causing wave pools in my toilet...

so even if it has... it doesn't concern me that much...
Ran
10-25-2007, 04:50 PM
I just pee in the shower. Same thing as a toilet.:lmao:
Killer
10-25-2007, 04:50 PM
Wow....that was a pretty graphic post without any ****'s.


hence the reason it was gross....
Wurm
10-25-2007, 04:51 PM
... not that i recall....

even so... my crap doesn't come out in raging logs of furry causing wave pools in my toilet...

so even if it has... it doesn't concern me that much...
roflmao raging logs of fury
Killer
10-25-2007, 04:52 PM
roflmao raging logs of fury


;) i'm here, for you.
Wurm
10-25-2007, 04:52 PM
;) i'm here, for you.
appreciate it
blackshine007
10-25-2007, 04:59 PM
...you go to take a leak, but then mid-stream you feel the dirt turtle wanting to come out? Because then you gotta stop what your doing, readjust yourself and then try to pick back up. But by this point, the toilet is half full of lemonade. You don't want to flush the toilet, because you don't feel like hitting up the water bill. So there you are, dropping brownies in golden cider with it splashing up on your @ss.

Just p*sses me off...or on...or however you want to look at it. Just thought I'd share.
:lmfao: I hate to admit it but yeah, I feel the same.


Not to jack your thread, but to add onto that, what about after you get finished and wipe and everything, only for another mud bear to be waiting at the exit and then you have to start all over again basicly a waste a bunch of TP for nothing. Sir, I feel your pain :yes:
Tracy
10-25-2007, 05:04 PM
LOL.
Crazy Asian
10-25-2007, 05:08 PM
HAH tracy is going yup....well anyways she sits and pee's so im sure her favorite pal is gonna pop on by and give her welcoming splash.
thecrazyone
10-25-2007, 05:11 PM
how about when u wipe ur sore ******* after u pee'd out of it and u wipe doodoo butter onto ur sack?

hahahah im sorry that was gross.

great thread!
The Ninja
10-25-2007, 05:18 PM
umm...No.
koukis14
10-25-2007, 07:29 PM
I poop standing up.
The Ninja
10-25-2007, 07:30 PM
JUST LIKE ANY FAG WOULD.
dnugs03rsx
10-25-2007, 07:54 PM
haha this thread is f u c king awesome im in a dorm so i flush the toilet then throw a paper towel in that hoe so no spash for me
Nemesis
10-25-2007, 07:55 PM
ok on second thought man, my apartment is off limits












LOL
ep9716
10-25-2007, 08:01 PM
LOL Wow..At This Thread...But Ya....I Hate It..
VooDooXII
10-25-2007, 09:50 PM
Yea, that ****'s terrible...no pun intended.
Pebbles
10-25-2007, 10:06 PM
omg...that is soo gross...lol
ahmonrah
10-25-2007, 10:13 PM
what i really hate is when your on the dock taking the kids for a swim, and instead of laying your extension over the lip, you have to drain the wizard at the same time, so you place him inside and he decides to try to join the kids? EEEEWWWWW!!!
VooDooXII
10-25-2007, 10:14 PM
what i really hate is when your on the dock taking the kids for a swim, and instead of laying your extension over the lip, you have to drain the wizard at the same time, so you place him inside and he decides to try to join the kids? EEEEWWWWW!!!

I only followed 3/4 of that analogy.
redrumracer
10-25-2007, 10:18 PM
hahahaha this thread is funny
ahmonrah
10-25-2007, 10:35 PM
I only followed 3/4 of that analogy.it's ok, not everyones blessed.......:goodjob:
VooDooXII
10-25-2007, 10:41 PM
it's ok, not everyones blessed.......:goodjob:

:smilefu:



:D
Stormhammer
10-25-2007, 10:44 PM
I think he went to take a crap and had to pee so he put his **** in the bowl and took a crap on it... or it went into the water?
ahmonrah
10-25-2007, 10:52 PM
:smilefu:



:D :lmfao: :goodjob: +1 for the reply!!! :lmfao: that SHATNER MADE ME LAUGH!!


I think he went to take a crap and had to pee so he put his **** in the bowl and took a crap on it... or it went into the water? and your correct hammer...on the latter. it's a terrible feeling....

reminds me of one time i went out drinking one night and the next morning i was trying to rehydrate, but the water stirred up some hidden alky in my system, so i ran to the bathroom, to puke, but realized i had the bubble guts too, so i'm stumbling around in a circle in the bathroom, trying to determine which should go first....they both wanted DIBS on the toilet, so i grabbed the trashcan, dumped the paper out and.........:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:!!!

my girl had a shiz fit, but i felt like a new man!WITH A REPLENISHED BUZZ!
Hundo®
10-25-2007, 10:56 PM
one time i had food poisoning.. and i had exsplosive diahhrea.. right.. so.. i'd **** all over the place, turn around, and throw up, INTO MY ****, then turn BACK around and **** again. this repeated about 5 times a day for about 2 days. it was awesome.
ahmonrah
10-25-2007, 11:02 PM
AAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
VooDooXII
10-25-2007, 11:10 PM
one time i had food poisoning.. and i had exsplosive diahhrea.. right.. so.. i'd **** all over the place, turn around, and throw up, INTO MY ****, then turn BACK around and **** again. this repeated about 5 times a day for about 2 days. it was awesome.

Ultimate weight-loss right there. I know you felt about 20x lighter after that.

But damn...the pain...