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EvasiveEF9
10-22-2007, 10:08 PM
I'm sitting in the basement checking some crap before I go to bed real quick. Wearing boxers with no buttons. I swear a mosquito flew in the slip and bit me.

...that's just f*cked up, man!

Tomorrow, I'm throwing out all my boxers without a button. No question about it.

(hey, this IS the whoreslounge, right?)
VooDooXII
10-22-2007, 10:22 PM
I've always feared for that whenever I go to India...
Dracc
10-22-2007, 10:25 PM
i feared that when i go to africa.. ( and when i went)
EvasiveEF9
10-22-2007, 10:27 PM
Well, let me give you a head's up...****'s not cool...
Papa_Smurf
10-22-2007, 10:45 PM
lolol, Ben ur crazy.

Have one of them hooters chicks check it out ;)
Leadfoot_mf
10-22-2007, 11:25 PM
get some "no fly zone's" reps to any one that knows where that is from
redrumracer
10-22-2007, 11:28 PM
almost any military movie that involves flying
osnap
10-22-2007, 11:33 PM
thats not a mosquito bite, ben... thats genital herpes. lol.
Leadfoot_mf
10-23-2007, 12:00 AM
almost any military movie that involves flying
nope
EvasiveEF9
10-23-2007, 07:37 AM
thats not a mosquito bite, ben... thats genital herpes. lol.
Seriously, man, it's gonna be REAL hard to convince girls for the next couple days!

Guess I'll just have to turn out the lights.

Hey...on that note...if I'm turning out the lights already, I won't need to use that brown bag for a little while...

....SWEEEEEET!
Init2winit
10-23-2007, 07:54 AM
Sure it isn't the herps?
quickdodge®
10-23-2007, 07:59 AM
think a mosquito just bit my willy...

He's probably still hungry then. Later, QD.
Kelly
10-23-2007, 08:28 AM
LOL @ Willy
EvasiveEF9
10-23-2007, 12:49 PM
LoL @ QD...I don't know. He got a vein. Despite the size, large or small...that vein still carries alot of blood.

LoL @ the whoreslounge...for having ANY kind of conversation that can take ANY turn at ANY given time.
EvasiveEF9
10-23-2007, 12:50 PM
Sure it isn't the herps?
I don't know...where you found positive at your last test?
PRiMAdonna
10-23-2007, 03:13 PM
:lmao:
MikeyPrzy
10-23-2007, 03:23 PM
:ttiwwp:
VooDooXII
10-23-2007, 03:35 PM
:ttiwwp:

Umm... :wtf:
EvasiveEF9
10-23-2007, 04:13 PM
:ttiwwp:
This is WL! Not RLD!
RUENVUS
10-23-2007, 07:17 PM
I went camping this past summer and once I got home I jumped in the shower only to find a tick on my willy. Moral of the story is a kinda feel your pain in a non-homosexual way.
MikeyPrzy
10-23-2007, 09:38 PM
This is WL! Not RLD!

:( damn
Jecht
10-23-2007, 09:39 PM
Random
EvasiveEF9
10-23-2007, 11:05 PM
I went camping this past summer and once I got home I jumped in the shower only to find a tick on my willy. Moral of the story is a kinda feel your pain in a non-homosexual way.
...I think that's the straightest way any other man could "feel my pain"...

Random
...but serious.
Jecht
10-23-2007, 11:08 PM
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/301/1193029600836yr9.jpg (http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/301/1193029600836yr9.jpg)
EvasiveEF9
10-23-2007, 11:13 PM
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/301/1193029600836yr9.jpg (http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/301/1193029600836yr9.jpg)
Well, yeah...that's cuz I didn't post pictures. Duh.
Jecht
10-23-2007, 11:13 PM
Well, yeah...that's cuz I didn't post pictures. Duh.

Don't.
EvasiveEF9
10-23-2007, 11:15 PM
Don't.
I can't.
Jecht
10-23-2007, 11:15 PM
I can't.
Thats good.
EvasiveEF9
10-23-2007, 11:16 PM
Thats good.
Agreed.
bigdare23
10-23-2007, 11:16 PM
I've always feared for that whenever I go to India...

:lmfao:
Jecht
10-23-2007, 11:17 PM
Agreed.

I concur.
EvasiveEF9
10-23-2007, 11:17 PM
I concur.
Outstanding.
bigdare23
10-23-2007, 11:19 PM
Joker



This proves the point I ben trying to make......................your gay
EvasiveEF9
10-23-2007, 11:20 PM
Joker

This proves the point I ben trying to make......................your gay
...I'm gay cuz a mosquito thought my sexual organs were more pleasing than yours?

You should ask the mosquito what's so great since your girl won't tell you the secret...Maybe the mosuito will snitch.
ahmonrah
10-24-2007, 08:01 AM
be lucky it wasnt a spider........not that i know from any experience....just sayin.
TheGodfather
10-24-2007, 08:29 AM
Did the mosquito die afterwords?

That would be a point of pride.
Frög
10-24-2007, 08:34 AM
you should of told it you didn't like it when they use their teeth! lol



it will happen to me eventually, its just a matter of time..
EvasiveEF9
10-24-2007, 11:39 AM
you should of told it you didn't like it when they use their teeth! lol

...but...I do like it.

Oh oh oh! And...you'll get this, but...i finally came to terms that julie is a whore, and I told her so, and i told her I never wanted to hear from her STD-carrying ass again. :lmfao: