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81911SC
10-22-2007, 11:50 AM
I can't breathe, eat, move, drive nothing. And I'm new to the area and haven't got a doctor yet. Where are the walk ins and **** in Cobb???????

Spectic Tank
10-22-2007, 12:00 PM
sounds like you have SARS

forget the middle man...head straight to the funeral home

Killer
10-22-2007, 12:13 PM
lol.. gene go get some cold medicine vag!

quickdodge®
10-22-2007, 12:27 PM
I tried to tell the ****** that it was just a yeast infection. He's over dramatizing the symptoms. Later, QD.

DrunkScotsman
10-22-2007, 12:32 PM
sounds like vaganitis , vagasil FTMFW , j/p , go get some theraflu , it tastes like poo , but works wonders

81911SC
10-22-2007, 12:34 PM
I got the wrong kind of douches :sad:

DrunkScotsman
10-22-2007, 12:35 PM
trust me , THERAFLU and a nice hot tottie will get ya feelin better

81911SC
10-22-2007, 12:37 PM
I might go to one of those min clinics at CVS.

speedminded
10-22-2007, 12:40 PM
Just snort a teaspoon of Wasabi, it'll clear you right up!!

81911SC
10-22-2007, 12:41 PM
Lol @ joking and kinda being serious also.

DrunkScotsman
10-22-2007, 12:42 PM
seriously reread post #7

speedminded
10-22-2007, 12:42 PM
Lol @ joking and kinda being serious also.Who's joking? I'm being serious! Just eat it if ya have to. :yumyum:

81911SC
10-22-2007, 12:43 PM
Ok here is the plan. I'm going to get Theraflu, a hooker, Wasabi and going to the CVS clinic.

DrunkScotsman
10-22-2007, 12:45 PM
you forgot the hot tottie ,i personally like scotch in hot tea with a lil bit of honey

speedminded
10-22-2007, 12:46 PM
Ok here is the plan. I'm going to get Theraflu, a hooker, Wasabi and going to the CVS clinic.lol, a hot tottie is a drink... :tongue:

/4 cup steaming hot, strongly brewed tea
1/2 tsp lemon juice
2 tbls good whiskey,
good bourbon or try spiced rum!:-)
1 tbls honey
1 cinnamon stick
1/4 tsp nutmeg (optional)


Put all into large mug, stir with cinnamon stick!!

81911SC
10-22-2007, 12:53 PM
Lol @ me. Damn I don't have all those ingredients.

DrunkScotsman
10-22-2007, 12:54 PM
pick them up on your way to CVS

81911SC
10-22-2007, 12:55 PM
Good call. Hot shower time.

smokeyj
10-22-2007, 04:04 PM
Robert you like scotch in everything from ice cream to spaghetti it doesn't matter lol

Maniaç
10-22-2007, 04:05 PM
See you in hell, I'll be there shortly.

Benefit
10-22-2007, 04:43 PM
get some of that airborne **** and put like 5 tabs in a glass of orange juice and drink it all day ,i bet it will work

TS240
10-22-2007, 04:48 PM
See you in hell, I'll be there shortly.

Really I could use the company! :cheers:

On Topic: Well if your near Smyrna look up Dr. Harvey D. Braunfeld, I think hes walk in, call ahead to be sure. His office is on Patmell Rd. like five minutes from Batlground. He's a pretty crappy doctor, but he's not affraid to throw lots of drugs at you!:D

DrunkScotsman
10-23-2007, 02:34 AM
feelin better bro?

81911SC
10-23-2007, 02:44 AM
O hell yea.

DrunkScotsman
10-23-2007, 02:52 AM
glad to hear it , you get yourself a hot tottie?

81911SC
10-23-2007, 02:56 AM
**** no, I tried but I'm terrible using recipes. I had ramen though.

DrunkScotsman
10-23-2007, 04:36 AM
Ramen is no substitute for scotch

TS240
10-23-2007, 02:13 PM
Ramen is no substitute for scotch

:werd: :cheers:

HalfBaked
10-23-2007, 02:18 PM
Sounds like you got H I motha****in V....

ep9716
10-23-2007, 03:20 PM
Sounds like you got H I motha****in V....
Trust Him...He Would Know...

Stormhammer
10-24-2007, 10:48 AM
dont worry, im in cobb too now and dont know diddly **** around here

81911SC
10-24-2007, 10:50 AM
I been taking Mucinex D and Theraflu. They kinda help. Kinda.

Kelly
10-24-2007, 12:05 PM
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/themarcinator/gamblormucinex-1.jpg







That is all.




Oh & I hope you feel better honey. :D

81911SC
10-24-2007, 12:30 PM
A kiss would do the trick :ninja:

Killer
10-24-2007, 12:31 PM
A kiss would do the trick :ninja:

i'm on my way...


so was your gt banned or just expired???

81911SC
10-24-2007, 12:34 PM
Banned, I'm for the time being SisterFister911

Kelly
10-24-2007, 12:37 PM
A kiss would do the trick :ninja:

Um... I do not want your aids.



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