I HATE it when Hoes do this!

[TheProfiteer]

So anyways, I am having sex, and I am tappin that ass hardcore, like *bang bang bangdee bang* so this biatch is all into it, unable to even moan, just biting down on the pillow shiet, so I go in there for the reach around and within 30 second this ***** is cummin, shes holding on to my wrist, and she starts squeezing my wrist all hard and diggin her nails into my skin, so I start Machine gun drillin that ass, and I guess she is cummin real hard cuz it almost looks like she cant breath, so I slow it down a notch, flip her over and take it town once again, now its my turn to bust one, so I continue drilling like Im gonna hit oil, and she looks like shes gonna explode, so I am drilling and drilling and drilling and just before I strike liquid gold this girl is all" OW OW OW OW OW OW OW IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS" so I pull out, SECONDS BEFORE I NUT. I am all like aww baby its alright (I mean I am sure she wasnt lying about it hurting) but still I WAS RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spent a good half hour calming her down and making her feel better.


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH No hard feeling agaisnt her or anything BUT GOD DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BLUEBALLS FTMFL

[Lizbiz101]

wow...

[Killer]

So anyways, I am having sex, and I am tappin that ass hardcore, like *bang bang bangdee bang* so this biatch is all into it, unable to even moan, just biting down on the pillow shiet, so I go in there for the reach around and within 30 second this ***** is cummin, shes holding on to my wrist, and she starts squeezing my wrist all hard and diggin her nails into my skin, so I start Machine gun drillin that ass, and I guess she is cummin real hard cuz it almost looks like she cant breath, so I slow it down a notch, flip her over and take it town once again, now its my turn to bust one, so I continue drilling like Im gonna hit oil, and she looks like shes gonna explode, so I am drilling and drilling and drilling and just before I strike liquid gold this girl is all" OW OW OW OW OW OW OW IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS" so I pull out, SECONDS BEFORE I NUT. I am all like aww baby its alright (I mean I am sure she wasnt lying about it hurting) but still I WAS RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spent a good half hour calming her down and making her feel better.


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH No hard feeling agaisnt her or anything BUT GOD DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BLUEBALLS FTMFL

if you were seconds away, shoulda told her so i'm sure she'da finished the job some how...... if not.. hand, mans best friend...

but yeah, blue balls is awful....

[SLo_MKIII]

So anyways, I am having sex, and I am tappin that ass hardcore, like *bang bang bangdee bang* so this biatch is all into it, unable to even moan, just biting down on the pillow shiet, so I go in there for the reach around and within 30 second this ***** is cummin, shes holding on to my wrist, and she starts squeezing my wrist all hard and diggin her nails into my skin, so I start Machine gun drillin that ass, and I guess she is cummin real hard cuz it almost looks like she cant breath, so I slow it down a notch, flip her over and take it town once again, now its my turn to bust one, so I continue drilling like Im gonna hit oil, and she looks like shes gonna explode, so I am drilling and drilling and drilling and just before I strike liquid gold this girl is all" OW OW OW OW OW OW OW IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS" so I pull out, SECONDS BEFORE I NUT. I am all like aww baby its alright (I mean I am sure she wasnt lying about it hurting) but still I WAS RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spent a good half hour calming her down and making her feel better.


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH No hard feeling agaisnt her or anything BUT GOD DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BLUEBALLS FTMFL

ownd :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[TheProfiteer]

if you were seconds away, shoulda told her so i'm sure she'da finished the job some how...... if not.. hand, mans best friend...

but yeah, blue balls is awful....

nah this girl seemed like she was in pain, so the sex stopped right than and there.

I would feel like a total douche if i was sittin there whackin it while she was on the verge of crying.

[Black R]

W T F !!!??

why didn't you bust a nut on her silly face?

[mocha latte cupcake]

she has a mouth doesn't she?....

blue balls ftmfL

[Killer]

nah this girl seemed like she was in pain, so the sex stopped right than and there.

I would feel like a total douche if i was sittin there whackin it while she was on the verge of crying.


dang, that normally helps me.... LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

j/k

[KPowerEP3]

That **** sucks...my girlfriend does the same ****, but we've been dating for 2 years, so she's come to know that as soon as I finish, it's all fine.

Weird thing is that it isn't every time.

[TheProfiteer]

W T F !!!??

why didn't you bust a nut on her silly face?

lol normaly hoes like that, and normaly I would of as well, but like I said, it really kills the momen when the girl is all ouch ouch ouch

[Sammich]

so u didnt nut?? shoulda put it in her butt lol

[Maniaç]

Lolol. I've had that happen to me before, it sucks.

[quickdodge®]

So anyways, I am having sex,

Screen name jacks are old and not funny. Later, QD.

[XLR8NMR2]

LIRL

FUNNY THREAD.

[TheProfiteer]

Screen name jacks are old and not funny. Later, QD.

:thinking:

[SLo_MKIII]

:thinking:

think a little harder.... **** is funny:lmfao:

[quickdodge®]

think a little harder.... **** is funny:lmfao:

Lolol. Yeah, I wasn't trying to give it away that plainly. Later, QD.

[TheProfiteer]

Lolol. Yeah, I wasn't trying to give it away that plainly. Later, QD.

ahh you piece of shiet!!!

lol I get it.

At least I dont need viagra old man.

[imbosile]

she has a mouth doesn't she?....


x2

[Leisa]

this thread is so sad :(

[Tasuki_Civic]

So anyways, I am having sex, and I am tappin that ass hardcore, like *bang bang bangdee bang* so this biatch is all into it, unable to even moan, just biting down on the pillow shiet, so I go in there for the reach around and within 30 second this ***** is cummin, shes holding on to my wrist, and she starts squeezing my wrist all hard and diggin her nails into my skin, so I start Machine gun drillin that ass, and I guess she is cummin real hard cuz it almost looks like she cant breath, so I slow it down a notch, flip her over and take it town once again, now its my turn to bust one, so I continue drilling like Im gonna hit oil, and she looks like shes gonna explode, so I am drilling and drilling and drilling and just before I strike liquid gold this girl is all" OW OW OW OW OW OW OW IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS" so I pull out, SECONDS BEFORE I NUT. I am all like aww baby its alright (I mean I am sure she wasnt lying about it hurting) but still I WAS RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spent a good half hour calming her down and making her feel better.


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH No hard feeling agaisnt her or anything BUT GOD DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BLUEBALLS FTMFL


:lmfao: dang i feel bad for you. you must of did a quick move in the wrong place and hit that sensitive spot.

[XLR8NMR2]

i would of just kept on hitting it son, if not then just put a target on her belly button and FIRE!

[TheProfiteer]

lol yeah, you girls dont feel pain there until after you cum.

[TheProfiteer]

i would of just kept on hitting it son, if not then just put a target on her belly button and FIRE!

easy to say.

[Killer]

lol yeah, you girls dont feel pain there until after you cum.

in other words... "i got what i needed now i'm done with you"

[SLo_MKIII]

in other words... "i got what i needed now i'm done with you"

pretty much

[XLR8NMR2]

easy to say.

I mean if she was a good little whore she would of filled the void in somewhere

woman will never understand the feeling of blue balls and the ones that do usually let you cum somewhere (face, belly button, ass,)

some girls need to watch more porn.

[XLR8NMR2]

in other words... "i got what i needed now i'm done with you"

QFT

SELFISH BISHES!

[Hundo®]

pull out, jack it, bust on her face, comfort later.

although i've never climaxed from sex/blowj's so i always have to finish myself. so im used to the ow it hurts everytime and then it's like alright, even if i keep going for another 5 hours we'll be in the same situation. so i always pull out and finish.

[BobbyFresco]

I would have been like " Big girls don't cry, suck it up ho".....and if she continued to cry, I would have just punched her in the throat..Kinda hard to cry when you can't breathe.........

[Hundo®]

^^ LOL you silly negro! bitches can breath if you hit them in the throat.. no adams apple! you turnt hem over and punch them in the back of the head. donkey punch ftmfw.

[BobbyFresco]

^^ LOL you silly negro! bitches can breath if you hit them in the throat.. no adams apple! you turnt hem over and punch them in the back of the head. donkey punch ftmfw.


When was the last time you karate chopped a ho in the throat?
Try that ish and then tell me if the trick can breathe.................:lmfao:

[Hundo®]

When was the last time you karate chopped a ho in the throat?
Try that ish and then tell me if the trick can breathe.................:lmfao:

lol ill stick with my donkey punch, if you puncture the esophogus the D doesn't go down as easy i could only imagine!

[Leisa]

pull out, jack it, bust on her face, comfort later.

although i've never climaxed from sex/blowj's so i always have to finish myself. so im used to the ow it hurts everytime and then it's like alright, even if i keep going for another 5 hours we'll be in the same situation. so i always pull out and finish.



hmmm.. a bit of tmi!

[Hundo®]

^^ it's the internet.. where else could i share this information :D

[itsjustdee]

haha lmao!

[Jaimecbr900]

Maybe you shouldn't have sex with a virgin next time........;) JP.

[Hundo®]

i bet ricky donkey punches the **** out of that random asian **** he accidentally impregnated.

[XLR8NMR2]

i bet ricky donkey punches the **** out of that random asian **** he accidentally impregnated.

:no:

[Hundo®]

:no:


:bannana:

[The Ninja]

When was the last time you karate chopped a ho in the throat?
Try that ish and then tell me if the trick can breathe.................:lmfao:

Oh **** naw, you got me laughing hard as **** over here.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to StuntallDay again.

[OneSlow5pt0]

Oh **** naw, you got me laughing hard as **** over here.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to StuntallDay again.

x2........i cracked up when i read that

[Frög]

lol i hate that! happens to me all the time..

[Mr.Big]

I know that **** happen to every man
Its the comdom that drys it all up

[Hundo®]

I know that **** happen to every man
Its the comdom that drys it all up

whats a condom? :thinking:

[Frög]

whats a condom? :thinking:

lmfao..

you remeber that thing that made my battle ship look pink and taste like strawberry the other night?

yup, thats a condom..

[KREEP]

It's alway a better nut when the ***** is cryin!

[Hundo®]

lmfao..

you remeber that thing that made my battle ship look pink and taste like strawberry the other night?

yup, thats a condom..

oh.. i thought that was lipgloss? :dunno:

[Mr.Big]

whats a condom? :thinking:

That rubber bubble that protects u from dirty hoes

[Hundo®]

That rubber bubble that protects u from dirty hoes


dirty hoes FTL.

http://www.my350z.com/forum/images/smilies/icon22.gif

[TheProfiteer]

whats a condom? :thinking:

lol its that thing your mom forgot to make your daddy wear.

[HalfBaked]

So anyways, I am jerking off in my moms room watching her and dads sex tapes. And well he is drilling her from behind really hard and I'm just yanking and yanking and yanking and really going at it really hard when she walked in the room and caught me right before I could cum.

Blueballs ftmfl


FIXED it for the truff.

[TheProfiteer]

Baked, you jokes are as lame as sterile mule.

[Fast Shadow]

You should have just blown a load in her face, then it would dry and seal her eyes shut. no more tears.

[Hundo®]

lol its that thing your mom forgot to make your daddy wear.

im glad your grandma finally shared the story with you, you too were a mistake.

[TheProfiteer]

im glad your grandma finally shared the story with you, you too were a mistake.


um FaggyMcKay

lol dood think a little harder when posting a comeback

its supposed to be witty and bite with equal force, yet everytime you try to comeback its flacid and resembles the force of a 90year old pecker.

[Hundo®]

um FaggyMcKay

lol dood think a little harder when posting a comeback

its supposed to be witty and bite with equal force, yet everytime you try to comeback its flacid and resembles the force of a 90year old pecker.

i destroyed you, you're too dumb to figure it out. i understand. you're so far behind you're still at the starting line.


the funny part about this thread is a virgin started it, talking about sex :???:

and faggy mckay? seriously? what are you 7?

[TheProfiteer]

lol at kayfag getting all serious

[Hundo®]

who's serious? :gay: