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"B"
10-15-2007, 02:24 PM
IA needs this. I think there should be a separate section in the lifestyles forum. Think about it;


posts from Maniac that read like this:

19 year old mail seeks virgin, just like himself. This virgin must be male in sex and enjoy Mexican food. I have had 1 previous partner before, but SpeedMonkey does nothing but bash on me. I want to be loved like I deserve to be loved. Long and hard.

I discribe myself as a 5'2" hispanic male, but when I spike my hair (and I always do) I stand at 6'1". I love to work out, but my neck always started to hurt when I worked SpeedMonkey out.

My dream man would have a car that runs, since mine is in the shop more than it is on the road.

Please PM me with inquiries.

posts from PBS that read like this:

Short and grumpy black man looking for love in all the wrong places. Preferable woman should love to cook and beat me with a spatula. I understand that these forums are in Georgia and I live in South Carolina, so said woman must be able to mail said food to my house.

I have been craving hot wings and watermelon since I was born.

posts from QD like this:

Searching for all the lost souls in IA land. I enjoy helping people as long as they are dead already. I am usually on the road, so traveling souls are a must. I am the original OG on Import Atlanta so I would really like an OG (old Ghost) from the 1870s.

All souls who apply must be able to snap pictures of me with my guns, so if you do not have that ability; go call the ghost busters or something.

Ads from Kelly that go something like this:

Young Christian woman looking for Big Stick popcicles. the bigger the better. All of Import Atlanta knows about my "smile like a donut" fetish. Only Killer truly knows how much I enjoy Big Sticks, so ask him if you have any questions. Please, no men need apply to this add. Big Sticks are unisex and that is what I am looking for. Hopefully Killer doesn't see this ad because he is the jealous type and I don't want him turning off the freezer on me.

Posts from YSLBTT begging for the following:

Illegal immigrant looking for a green card so that I may stay in these great United States and marry my one true love. My Evo means everything to me but if I am caught without a precious green card, I will be deported and my love with belong to "B" or Wayne. I can't allow that to happen, I love my Evo.

Without my Evo I would still be a virgin. Not a virgin like that queer Maniac, but a true virgin, anal and everything. Please green card, I know you are out there. Save me for my despiration!!!

Ed
10-15-2007, 02:27 PM
lol...

i already got someone to marry me for a green card so im good.

:lmfao:

§treet_§peed
10-15-2007, 02:29 PM
lol

"B"
10-15-2007, 02:31 PM
lol...

i already got someone to marry me for a green card so im good.

:lmfao:

Your Evo is going to marry you? But it is an import!!!

Leisa
10-15-2007, 02:32 PM
classic.... reps for you!

"B"
10-15-2007, 02:33 PM
I thought about making one for you Leisa!!!

Kelly
10-15-2007, 02:37 PM
Ads from Kelly that go something like this:

Young Christian woman looking for Big Stick popcicles. the bigger the better. All of Import Atlanta knows about my "smile like a donut" fetish. Only Killer truly knows how much I enjoy Big Sticks, so ask him if you have any questions. Please, no men need apply to this add. Big Sticks are unisex and that is what I am looking for. Hopefully Killer doesn't see this ad because he is the jealous type and I don't want him turning off the freezer on me.


Um... :wtf:

(lol)

"B"
10-15-2007, 02:38 PM
"B" is searching for a woman who loves to cook, clean, and take care of other people's children, but does not want any of their own. This woman must be in her 20s unless they are an 18 or 19 year old virgin who is willing to be taught. Rough sex is a must.

Prefers women who do not cheat and are not crazy. Loyalty is a must, so is obedience.

"B"
10-15-2007, 02:38 PM
Um... :wtf:

(lol)

bwahahahaha


I hope no one is getting offended by any of this bull****.:ninja:

Killer
10-15-2007, 02:41 PM
b.... don't make me write one for you.....

Dracc
10-15-2007, 02:41 PM
hahahahha

"B"
10-15-2007, 02:41 PM
Seriously though. IA needs a personals section for all the attention whores and leg humpers. It would get more traffic than the Whore's Lounge.

Hundo®
10-15-2007, 02:41 PM
maniacs was funny. +1

"B"
10-15-2007, 02:42 PM
b.... don't make me write one for you.....

I already did, but feel free to.

Kelly
10-15-2007, 02:44 PM
bwahahahaha


I hope no one is getting offended by any of this bull****.:ninja:

Lol, nah... I know you love me :D

"B"
10-15-2007, 02:46 PM
Likely story.

DrunkScotsman
10-15-2007, 02:48 PM
good ****!

t3ggr
10-15-2007, 02:48 PM
lol...

i already got someone to marry me for a green card so im good.

:lmfao:

Hmm... In that case I retract my offer.

81911SC
10-15-2007, 02:49 PM
Make me a story B.

Sammich
10-15-2007, 02:50 PM
**** B...really :ninja:

Ed
10-15-2007, 02:50 PM
Hmm... In that case I retract my offer.

lol you know i already got one

"B"
10-15-2007, 02:50 PM
Hmm... In that case I retract my offer.
God I hope you are a chick.

"B"
10-15-2007, 02:51 PM
**** B...really :ninja:
Pwnt:tongue1:

"B"
10-15-2007, 02:51 PM
Make me a story B.
I don't know that much about you, let alone any dirt about your life.

t3ggr
10-15-2007, 02:52 PM
God I hope you are a chick.

I am as far as ed knows.

Does post-op count?

Ed
10-15-2007, 02:52 PM
God I hope you are a chick.

that is her.

81911SC
10-15-2007, 02:53 PM
Hmm... In that case I retract my offer.
Whore

"B"
10-15-2007, 02:53 PM
I am as far as ed knows.

Does post-op count?


Victoria?

81911SC
10-15-2007, 02:54 PM
I don't know that much about you, let alone any dirt about your life.
Exactly.

Shawna
10-15-2007, 02:54 PM
omg wow

"B"
10-15-2007, 02:54 PM
that is her.
Your Evo? When are you two coming over for dinner or out for drinks?

Sammich
10-15-2007, 02:54 PM
Victoria?

yea thats tig bitty mcgee:lmfao: :lmfao:

hey vicky mcgee:D

Ed
10-15-2007, 02:54 PM
I am as far as ed knows.

Does post-op count?

check your myspace

Sammich
10-15-2007, 02:55 PM
lol @ ed only posting when victoria allows him. ask victoria for your balls and BVDs back you whipped son of a *****

Ed
10-15-2007, 02:55 PM
yea thats tig bitty mcgee:lmfao: :lmfao:

hey vicky mcgee:D

stfu negro i told you to quit reffering to her as that.

Kelly
10-15-2007, 02:55 PM
Your Evo? When are you two coming over for dinner or out for drinks?


WTF me and Killer have never been invited.

"B"
10-15-2007, 02:56 PM
Exactly.

WTF???:2up:

Sammich
10-15-2007, 02:56 PM
I thought about doing one for you, but I didn't feel like getting cussed out again.

***** ass saltine wigga:lmfao:


stfu negro i told you to quit reffering to her as that.

:lmfao: :lmfao: sorry bossman..mind if i borrow the evo while ur 'doing ur thing'

t3ggr
10-15-2007, 02:56 PM
yea thats tig bitty mcgee:lmfao: :lmfao:

hey vicky mcgee:D

I can tell me and you are going to have a nice friendship....

Ed
10-15-2007, 02:56 PM
lol @ ed only posting when victoria allows him. ask victoria for your balls and BVDs back you whipped son of a *****

lol im posting cuz b told me he was gonna post this you ignorant ***. :lmfao:

"B"
10-15-2007, 02:57 PM
WTF me and Killer have never been invited.
You are rarely down here. He is usually up your ass (I mean in Blue Ridge)

"B"
10-15-2007, 02:58 PM
I can tell me and you are going to have a nice friendship....
I want a friendship:cry:

Sammich
10-15-2007, 02:59 PM
lol im posting cuz b told me he was gonna post this you ignorant ***. :lmfao:

lol @ ed

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/6/6b/Liar_Liar_DVD.JPG


I can tell me and you are going to have a nice friendship....

ur slave told me to stop referring to u as that...so ill do my best:bannana:

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:00 PM
lmfao @ PBS

Sammich
10-15-2007, 03:00 PM
I want a friendship:cry:

u cant have one chink...i mean saltine

t3ggr
10-15-2007, 03:01 PM
PBS You obviously don't know that brazilians beat women....

I am the slave :(

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:02 PM
u cant have one chink...i mean saltine

No, *****.

Kelly
10-15-2007, 03:02 PM
You are rarely down here. He is usually up your ass (I mean in Blue Ridge)

Not true... I come down at least one (usually two) nights a week...
And you backed out on the lake 'camping' trip so...

Ed
10-15-2007, 03:02 PM
lol @ PBS.

"B" tell him you texted me telling me about this thread, if it wasnt for you i wouldnt be here, cuz at my company we actually do CAD work instead of being lazy and being on IA all day, like some people on here... *cough cough*

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:02 PM
PBS You obviously don't know that brazilians beat women....

I am the slave :(
See, now THAT is a good woman. She just keeps taking the beating and coming back for more. I need one of them.

t3ggr
10-15-2007, 03:02 PM
I want a friendship:cry:

I think I will say no, just so I don't end up with a personal ad on here if you get to know me.

Sammich
10-15-2007, 03:03 PM
PBS You obviously don't know that brazilians beat women....

I am the slave :(

from what ive seen from ed lately..***** dnt text his friends, dont get on ia...hell i gota beg him to get on myspace to comment now...what u did..lock dat ***** up??

Ed
10-15-2007, 03:03 PM
PBS You obviously don't know that brazilians beat women....

I am the slave :(

thats right, and i want my ****ing dinner cooked by the time i get there. lol

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:03 PM
Not true... I come down at least one (usually two) nights a week...
And you backed out on the lake 'camping' trip so...

Sorry. Let me know when the next time you are going to be down and I will have a pot luck BBQ at my house. Everyone is always welcome at my house. God knows I have the space.:cry:

t3ggr
10-15-2007, 03:05 PM
from what ive seen from ed lately..***** dnt text his friends, dont get on ia...hell i gota beg him to get on myspace to comment now...what u did..lock dat ***** up??

Aww, are you not getting enough of ed's **** lately????

Sorry I didn't think I would have to share.

81911SC
10-15-2007, 03:06 PM
WTF???:2up:
We got to get you a ***** man.

Sammich
10-15-2007, 03:06 PM
No, *****.

look her...i mean here putette..take them damn kids of urs from shawna and drown them in the purifying waters of lake minatoka:lmfao:


"B" tell him you texted me telling me about this thread, if it wasnt for you i wouldnt be here, cuz at my company we actually do CAD work instead of being lazy and being on IA all day, like some people on here... *cough cough*

B dont lie you brazilian michael knight lookin son of a *****..shall i post the pic??



See, now THAT is a good woman. She just keeps taking the beating and coming back for more. I need one of them.

damn thats some truth for ur ass:yes:




thats right, and i want my ****ing dinner cooked by the time i get there. lol

LMFAO @ ed calling B up to have a place to sleep tonight

Sammich
10-15-2007, 03:06 PM
Aww, are you not getting enough of ed's **** lately????

Sorry I didn't think I would have to share.

yea im gettin quite depressed...i dnt appreciate ur inconsideration...tryna marry him already and it aint been 3months..ima put a stop to this

Sammich
10-15-2007, 03:08 PM
HELL ED STILL AINT POSTED A PIC OF HIS WINGLESS *****...i mean car yet lol

t3ggr
10-15-2007, 03:09 PM
yea im gettin quite depressed...i dnt appreciate ur inconsideration...tryna marry him already and it aint been 3months..ima put a stop to this

Don't worry. Once the green card is aquired, we will turn it into an open relationship. You will have your time again.

Ed
10-15-2007, 03:10 PM
lol green card ftw.

t3ggr
10-15-2007, 03:10 PM
thats right, and i want my ****ing dinner cooked by the time i get there. lol

Oh and sorry Ed for not saying "Yes, Sir" with the quickness.

Can you just let it slide this once?

Leisa
10-15-2007, 03:11 PM
I thought about making one for you Leisa!!!

i think not... :D

Ed
10-15-2007, 03:11 PM
alright since you apologized quick enough... next time, the back of my hand will meet your face. at 150mph.... lol

Sammich
10-15-2007, 03:12 PM
Don't worry. Once the green card is aquired, we will turn it into an open relationship. You will have your time again.

****in ghey lol..how u got ed whipped so quick...***** talkin love this..love that..he never talked this much about love about his evo...jeesh..

Sammich
10-15-2007, 03:13 PM
alright since you apologized quick enough... next time, the back of my hand will meet your face. at 150mph.... lol

i want my wingless pic BITC.H i sent u a pic. wtf is ur deal immigrant?

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:16 PM
lol @ PBS.

"B" tell him you texted me telling me about this thread, if it wasnt for you i wouldnt be here, cuz at my company we actually do CAD work instead of being lazy and being on IA all day, like some people on here... *cough cough*


I have no recolection of that.

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:17 PM
I think I will say no, just so I don't end up with a personal ad on here if you get to know me.


Ouch, a dagger through my heart.

Sammich
10-15-2007, 03:18 PM
I have no recolection of that.

lol @ ed's failure

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:18 PM
We got to get you a ***** man.

I agree.

Sammich
10-15-2007, 03:19 PM
Ouch, a dagger through my heart.

good for ur sweet and sour ass :lmao:

Ed
10-15-2007, 03:19 PM
damn thanks b.

Sammich
10-15-2007, 03:20 PM
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EVERYBODY QUICK HIDE YOUR HAMBURGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ed
10-15-2007, 03:22 PM
^^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA PWNT!!!

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:22 PM
LMFAO @ ed calling B up to have a place to sleep tonight

bwahahahaha

t3ggr
10-15-2007, 03:22 PM
****in ghey lol..how u got ed whipped so quick...***** talkin love this..love that..he never talked this much about love about his evo...jeesh..

The power of big tits.

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:23 PM
Don't worry. Once the green card is aquired, we will turn it into an open relationship. You will have your time again.

How open?:idb: :lmfao:

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:24 PM
Oh and sorry Ed for not saying "Yes, Sir" with the quickness.

Can you just let it slide this once?
I taught you better than that, woman. It isn't "yes sir", it's "yes, daddy".

:slap:

Killer
10-15-2007, 03:24 PM
4 pages? what'd i miss... i'm gaining on 9000... so i may need this thread.

Sammich
10-15-2007, 03:24 PM
The power of big tits.

i always thought it was the power of the p-u-s-s-y...do u slap ed w/ ur left tit or the right tit?




How open?:idb: :lmfao:

that asshole is for me only, theif

Ed
10-15-2007, 03:24 PM
How open?:idb: :lmfao:

**** you no such openness is ever gonna happen.

Kelly
10-15-2007, 03:25 PM
4 pages? what'd i miss... i'm gaining on 9000... so i may need this thread.

We got invited to a BBQ at B's house.

B, I say you throw a Halloween party. :cheers:

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:25 PM
damn thanks b.

pwnt

Killer
10-15-2007, 03:25 PM
We got invited to a BBQ at B's house.

B, I say you throw a Halloween party. :cheers:

when...??

Killer
10-15-2007, 03:26 PM
**** you no such openness is ever gonna happen.


i'll bet it has already begun...

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:26 PM
The power of big tits.

The only good thing about big tits is putting a **** between them.:yes:

Kelly
10-15-2007, 03:26 PM
when...??

Lol, he said whenever...

Killer
10-15-2007, 03:27 PM
anyone that knows anything about transmissions..... go to the general tech area... NOW and thank you (don't whore it up either. it's serious time)

t3ggr
10-15-2007, 03:27 PM
How open?:idb: :lmfao:

24 hour drive through.

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:27 PM
**** you no such openness is ever gonna happen.What? Why not? She loves it.:idb:

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:28 PM
We got invited to a BBQ at B's house.

B, I say you throw a Halloween party. :cheers:
Only if you wear that school girl outfit for me again. And Killer can't come.

Killer
10-15-2007, 03:28 PM
i'll bet it has already begun...

\/\/\/\/\/


24 hour drive through.

/\/\/\/\/\

what'd i tell ya

Sammich
10-15-2007, 03:29 PM
The only good thing about big tits is putting a **** between them.:yes:

LOL @ tits sausage dog


What? Why not? She loves it.:idb:

http://www.chicagovelocity.com/photopost/data/500/533ohsnap_bear.jpg

t3ggr
10-15-2007, 03:29 PM
\/\/\/\/\/



/\/\/\/\/\

what'd i tell ya

Yea, Killer would know...

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:30 PM
24 hour drive through.


Like Taco Bell or McDonalds?


Maybe I should get in line, oh wait; I am number one. Sweet.

Sammich
10-15-2007, 03:30 PM
Only if you wear that school girl outfit for me again. And Killer can't come.

http://runlevel.dyndns.org/netpics/millionaer-lol.jpg

Ed
10-15-2007, 03:30 PM
24 hour drive through.

...

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:30 PM
Yea, Killer would know...

No, "B" would know.

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:31 PM
...

pwnt again.

Killer
10-15-2007, 03:31 PM
Yea, Killer would know...

*looks at bite marks in underwear, thinks to himself*

pfffffff ***** wishes.....

81911SC
10-15-2007, 03:31 PM
T3ggr, stop talking.

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:32 PM
*looks at bite marks in underwear, thinks to himself*

pfffffff ***** wishes.....

This thread is full of ownage.

Killer
10-15-2007, 03:32 PM
T3ggr, stop talking.

***** THAT'S JUST MY B.O.!

Sammich
10-15-2007, 03:33 PM
ED U GONA LET DAVID TALK TO UR WOMAN LIKE THAT..WITH HIS FAKE ASS PORSCH lololol

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:33 PM
T3ggr, stop talking.
Don't listen to this ****head.

t3ggr
10-15-2007, 03:33 PM
T3ggr, stop talking.

You are right. I am already going to have two black eyes when ed gets home, I shouldn't try for a broken arm.

Kelly
10-15-2007, 03:33 PM
T3ggr, stop talking.

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p178/wesblueeyes/womeninternet.jpg

Wa... wait a minute :ninja:

Killer
10-15-2007, 03:33 PM
ED U GONA LET DAVID TALK TO UR WOMAN LIKE THAT..WITH HIS FAKE ASS PORSCH lololol


whitesdon't lie about what they own...

and know how to spell Porsche....

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:34 PM
Back on topic ****ers. Post your personal ads so we can actually get this section.

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:35 PM
You are right. I am already going to have two black eyes when ed gets home, I shouldn't try for a broken arm.
Cum to my house, I will protect you.:yes:

t3ggr
10-15-2007, 03:35 PM
http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p178/wesblueeyes/womeninternet.jpg

Wa... wait a minute :ninja:

LIRL @ realization by kelly.

Sammich
10-15-2007, 03:35 PM
http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p178/wesblueeyes/womeninternet.jpg

Wa... wait a minute :ninja:


LMFAO sumbody has butch tendencies:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:


Back on topic ****ers. Post your personal ads so we can actually get this section.


yea..personal ads section:ninja:

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:35 PM
whitesdon't lie about what they own...

and know how to spell Porsche....
lol@ nicca gettin pwnt by a white man.

Ed
10-15-2007, 03:35 PM
Cum to my house, I will protect you.:yes:

actually no, she will trip fall on her ass and press charges against you. you hit women.

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:36 PM
http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p178/wesblueeyes/womeninternet.jpg

Wa... wait a minute :ninja:

Self woman ownage.

t3ggr
10-15-2007, 03:36 PM
Cum to my house, I will protect you.:yes:

Nice word usage.

VooDooXII
10-15-2007, 03:36 PM
:lmao: Oooh, someone do one for me next.

Sammich
10-15-2007, 03:36 PM
lol@ nicca gettin pwnt by a white man.

no pwnage...it was spelt wrong for a reason...fake porshe = fake spelling

Killer
10-15-2007, 03:36 PM
actually no, she will trip fall on her ass and press charges against you. you hit women.

oh snap!

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:37 PM
actually no, she will trip fall on her ass and press charges against you. you hit women.
Yeah, but this one actually likes it. Hell, Shannon liked it. That is what is so funny about that ****.

Sammich
10-15-2007, 03:37 PM
ive seen it...B hits em like roy jones jr lol

Kelly
10-15-2007, 03:37 PM
LIRL @ realization by kelly.

Which reminds me... I was gonna make Kyle some peanut butter cookies.

Dang it

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:37 PM
Nice word usage.
I try, now about you having some hot chick friends!?!?!?

Sammich
10-15-2007, 03:38 PM
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somebody is gone...does everyone have their hamburgers??

Ed
10-15-2007, 03:38 PM
i got mine pbs

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:38 PM
Which reminds me... I was gonna make Kyle some peanut butter cookies.

Dang it
WTF?

What about Daddy?

STI LOVER
10-15-2007, 03:39 PM
LOL.

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:39 PM
ive seen it...B hits em like roy jones jr lol

Actually, I hit em like Ron Jeremy, but who is counting inches? Only 2 here. I swear.:ninja:

Killer
10-15-2007, 03:40 PM
Which reminds me... I was gonna make Kyle some peanut butter cookies.

Dang it

you might want to get an extra wrist brace...

Kelly
10-15-2007, 03:40 PM
WTF?

What about Daddy?

I'm picking him up some pizza for the Falcons game tonight... :D

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:40 PM
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somebody is gone...does everyone have their hamburgers??
MINE IS MISSING!!!

OHESNOES

81911SC
10-15-2007, 03:40 PM
PBS

Sammich
10-15-2007, 03:40 PM
i got mine pbs

*looks* **** i just had 3...what happened to my other two??




Actually, I hit em like Ron Jeremy, but who is counting inches? Only 2 here. I swear.:ninja:

TMI u dirty son of a bitc.h

Kelly
10-15-2007, 03:41 PM
you might want to get an extra wrist brace...

:( You didn't even like the pic I sent you...

I fail

Killer
10-15-2007, 03:41 PM
i got mine pbs

lol! look at mogli... thinking he knows what a hamburger even looks like!! lol

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:41 PM
you might want to get an extra wrist brace...

Beat her Killer, beat her. Bitches love that ****.

Sammich
10-15-2007, 03:41 PM
MINE IS MISSING!!!

OHESNOES

****...thats 3burgers...wtf.:2up:

Killer
10-15-2007, 03:41 PM
:( You didn't even like the pic I sent you...

I fail


try sending some more! :idb:






and i loved it.. i'm just kinda swamped and on ia... LOL!

t3ggr
10-15-2007, 03:41 PM
I try, now about you having some hot chick friends!?!?!?

None that like to "trip and fall".....

Sammich
10-15-2007, 03:42 PM
lol! look at mogli... thinking he knows what a hamburger even looks like!! lol

LMMFAO @ the only reason ed still got his:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Sammich
10-15-2007, 03:42 PM
PBS

:gay:

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:42 PM
*looks* **** i just had 3...what happened to my other two??



TMI u dirty son of a bitc.h
Why, your wife already knows about it. Ask her.:idb: :yes: :lmfao:

Sammich
10-15-2007, 03:43 PM
Why, your wife already knows about it. Ask her.:idb: :yes: :lmfao:

she was talkin about some white guy that kept ticklin her...was that u?

Ed
10-15-2007, 03:43 PM
lol whatever killer and pbs.

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:43 PM
None that like to "trip and fall".....
That's cool. I will bust their lip instead.

In all seriousness, I really am a nice guy. I swear.

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:44 PM
she was talkin about some white guy that kept ticklin her...was that u?
Tickled her soo good though. She loved the 2 inch pipe.

Sammich
10-15-2007, 03:44 PM
lol whatever killer and pbs.

i just instigated...and laughed:lmfao:


In all seriousness, I really am a nice guy. I swear.

t3ggr
10-15-2007, 03:44 PM
LMMFAO @ the only reason ed still got his:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

No, its cause I punched that biatch in the face with the quickness while screaming "MINEEEE"

Sammich
10-15-2007, 03:45 PM
Tickled her soo good though. She loved the 2 inch pipe.

yea she said she couldnt stop laughin


No, its cause I punched that biatch in the face with the quickness while screaming "MINEEEE"

did ur hand get stuck in her sweaty fatty rolls???

t3ggr
10-15-2007, 03:46 PM
That's cool. I will bust their lip instead.

In all seriousness, I really am a nice guy. I swear.

Yea, I know this.

Women are evil. If I was a man, I am not sure If I could restrain from beating them.

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:47 PM
yea she said she couldnt stop laughin



That was because I busted a nut in less than a minute. Hey, I hadn't had sex in over a month even though I was in a relationship. I guess that is a good indication that your fiance is gettign it from some rich ******.

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:47 PM
If I was a man, I am not sure If I could restrain from beating them.
Apparently I couldn't. So what's with the friends?

Sammich
10-15-2007, 03:48 PM
laughin from beginning to end tho B...i dont know man...u sure about that 'brian'?

t3ggr
10-15-2007, 03:48 PM
yea she said she couldnt stop laughin



did ur hand get stuck in her sweaty fatty rolls???

Only once. It only took once to knock the fat out of that hoe.

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:49 PM
It's BryOn, you didn't cocksucker.

ep9716
10-15-2007, 03:49 PM
Oh Snap!!!! Damn.....You Went All Out..
Repps If I Can..

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:49 PM
Only once. It only took once to knock the fat out of that hoe.
Ed is one lucky ******. No wonder he is a one woman man now.

t3ggr
10-15-2007, 03:49 PM
Apparently I couldn't. So what's with the friends?


hmm, I have some, but unfortunatley they live out of state.

81911SC
10-15-2007, 03:50 PM
Hey PBS heres some foreshawdoing.

Sammich
10-15-2007, 03:51 PM
Only once. It only took once to knock the fat out of that hoe.

where'd u hit her?? everytime i tried hitting her she laughed


It's BryOn, you didn't cocksucker.

its brian:lmfao: real talk ive NEVER seen Bryon spelled like that..im Bryan..but wtf..what is its origin..Brian is american, Bryan is...**** i forgot lol..but where is Bryon from

Ed
10-15-2007, 03:51 PM
Ed is one lucky ******. No wonder he is a one woman man now.

:lmfao: yeah she's a keeper.

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:51 PM
hmm, I have some, but unfortunatley they live out of state.WTF is that? Maybe you should try to get some friends IN state!?!?!?

Either that or dump that illegal bastard and cum kick it witha true American.

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:52 PM
PBS, you douchebag. I am not the only guy with a father who can't spell.


http://www.nba.com/playerfile/bryon_russell/index.html

Sammich
10-15-2007, 03:54 PM
Hey PBS heres some foreshawdoing.**** u david:lmfao:

t3ggr
10-15-2007, 03:55 PM
WTF is that? Maybe you should try to get some friends IN state!?!?!?

Either that or dump that illegal bastard and cum kick it witha true American.

They used to live here and moved. I have one really close friend that still lives here.

Shes alright looking. Shes a nerd like me.

Video games, Cars, Computers, Movies....
^^^^^ Comes first :)

Sammich
10-15-2007, 03:55 PM
Ed is one lucky ******. No wonder he is a one woman man now.


x2 that whooped son of a ***** lol

Sammich
10-15-2007, 03:56 PM
PBS, you douchebag. I am not the only guy with a father who can't spell.


http://www.nba.com/playerfile/bryon_russell/index.html

both of yall are some goofey ass ****s lol

"B"
10-15-2007, 03:57 PM
They used to live here and moved. I have one really close friend that still lives here.

Shes alright looking. Shes a nerd like me.

Video games, Cars, Computers, Movies....
^^^^^ Comes first :)


If she is as cool as you seem, bring her over for a BBQ.:ninja: :yes: :idb:

t3ggr
10-15-2007, 03:58 PM
If she is as cool as you seem, bring her over for a BBQ.:ninja: :yes: :idb:


Ha, she doesn't like :idb: though.

Killer
10-15-2007, 03:59 PM
.....................

Killer
10-15-2007, 04:00 PM
http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=142909

Killer
10-15-2007, 04:00 PM
Ha, she doesn't like :idb: though.

sure..... sure.....

81911SC
10-15-2007, 04:01 PM
Niggerrs

"B"
10-15-2007, 04:04 PM
both of yall are some goofey ass ****s lol
**** you, *****.

t3ggr
10-15-2007, 04:04 PM
:lmfao: yeah I keep her locked in the basement.

Fixed

"B"
10-15-2007, 04:05 PM
Ha, she doesn't like :idb: though.because she has Never had 2 inches like this.

Killer
10-15-2007, 04:05 PM
9k....

Killer
10-15-2007, 04:07 PM
i need one post from all of you (separately... in my 9k thread..)

"B"
10-15-2007, 04:07 PM
sure..... sure.....

That's what they ALL say.

Sammich
10-15-2007, 04:07 PM
**** you, *****.

**** u chink...S.HIT i mean saltine

t3ggr
10-15-2007, 04:07 PM
because she has Never had 2 inches like this.

You are right,

She hasn't even had 0 inches before.

"B"
10-15-2007, 04:09 PM
You are right,

She hasn't even had 0 inches before.
PERFECT.

I am a nice guy, I swear. How old is she?

Killer
10-15-2007, 04:10 PM
PERFECT.

I am a nice guy, I swear. How old is she?

you are way too desperate...

seriously.

Sammich
10-15-2007, 04:10 PM
lol @ girl still gona be classified as a virgin after B 'bangs' her lol

t3ggr
10-15-2007, 04:11 PM
PERFECT.

I am a nice guy, I swear. How old is she?

shes 20.

She likes children but doesnt want any for herself. Thats why she hasn't had any sex.

Sammich
10-15-2007, 04:12 PM
tell her im sterile

t3ggr
10-15-2007, 04:12 PM
lol @ girl still gona be classified as a virgin after B 'bangs' her lol

if she lets him. She was with a guy for 5 years and nothing.

t3ggr
10-15-2007, 04:14 PM
tell her im sterile

I don't think she likes them darker than her hair...

Sorry PBS.

"B"
10-15-2007, 04:15 PM
you are way too desperate...

seriously.

Not really, just bored.

"B"
10-15-2007, 04:15 PM
shes 20.

She likes children but doesnt want any for herself. Thats why she hasn't had any sex.

I love her already.:lmfao:

"B"
10-15-2007, 04:16 PM
I don't think she likes them darker than her hair...

Sorry PBS.pwnt

Sammich
10-15-2007, 04:18 PM
if she lets him. She was with a guy for 5 years and nothing.

lol @ B bout to be a born again virgin




I don't think she likes them darker than her hair...

Sorry PBS.

**** all yall saltines..racist wiggas lol

t3ggr
10-15-2007, 04:20 PM
Listen I am from italy.

I have nothing to do with this american slavery ****.

Sammich
10-15-2007, 04:21 PM
Listen I am from italy.

I have nothing to do with this american slavery ****.

http://www.theultrageeks.com/spanish/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/bull****.jpg

pwnt by IA censorship lol

t3ggr
10-15-2007, 04:22 PM
I promise you my dad is probably darker than you.

Sammich
10-15-2007, 04:22 PM
I promise you my dad is probably darker than you.

tell her blacker guys are nicer guys..:D

t3ggr
10-15-2007, 04:25 PM
I have to go cook dinner, it has to be on the table 6:15 sharp, or else.

Sammich
10-15-2007, 04:26 PM
give ed some poison..tell him it was my choice :D

"B"
10-15-2007, 04:28 PM
I have to go cook dinner, it has to be on the table 6:15 sharp, or else.


Where is my dinner?

Sammich
10-15-2007, 04:33 PM
B = cheddar bob lol

Ed
10-15-2007, 04:38 PM
give ed some poison..tell him it was my choice :D

you ignant negro tryin to get me killed. i oughtta drive up to sc and **** you up

"B"
10-15-2007, 04:38 PM
B = cheddar bob lolNiggah please.

"B"
10-15-2007, 04:39 PM
you ignant negro tryin to get me killed. i oughtta drive up to sc and **** you up


He means that sexually too.

t3ggr
10-15-2007, 04:43 PM
give ed some poison..tell him it was my choice :D

How do you poison steak?

This might prove difficult.... then again i would have his evo alllll to myself :yes:

Julio
10-15-2007, 04:44 PM
You dont need that ****.. you got some people on here that will try to hook up up so bad.. is pittifull. Some sad pendejos on here.

lol

"B"
10-15-2007, 07:51 PM
You dont need that ****.. you got some people on here that will try to hook up up so bad.. is pittifull. Some sad pendejos on here.

lol


Thats the whole point Julio.

Sammich
10-16-2007, 06:52 AM
you ignant negro tryin to get me killed. i oughtta drive up to sc and **** you up

sorry pookie...jealousy has set in LOLOLOL


He means that sexually too.

i was hoping so:police:


How do you poison steak?

This might prove difficult.... then again i would have his evo alllll to myself :yes:

u marinate the steak in poison and other marinades...i know your white...but u do know how to marinate, right?:lmfao:

STI LOVER
10-16-2007, 07:22 AM
word?

"B"
10-16-2007, 07:25 AM
lol@McGee

Sammich
10-16-2007, 07:33 AM
word man..aye B...betta watch it...Ed sees you callin vicky mcgee and he's liable to.....go AWD on ur ass

"B"
10-16-2007, 07:53 AM
Just like I went AWD on her yesterday while he was at work?

Sammich
10-16-2007, 07:55 AM
prolly so...but i wouldnt parade around saying that..u know how david hasselhoff..i mean ed can get..

http://bestweekever.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/david_hasselhoff.jpg

gay **** LOL look at ed lolololololololololololol

"B"
10-16-2007, 08:38 AM
Good point, I don't want Kit sitting at my house waiting for me to return from work.

Leisa
10-16-2007, 08:52 AM
This is all I have to say




:no:

Sammich
10-16-2007, 08:54 AM
lol

t3ggr
10-16-2007, 09:31 AM
Just like I went AWD on her yesterday while he was at work?

Man this thread went bad while I was gone..

And yes pbs I can cook. I just don't know where i can buy tasteless poison.

Sammich
10-16-2007, 09:42 AM
muriatic acid lol

"B"
10-16-2007, 10:08 AM
This is all I have to say




:no:

Don't get me started on you, woman.

Ed
10-16-2007, 10:09 AM
gheyness.

"B"
10-16-2007, 10:10 AM
gheyness.:lmfao: :ninja:

Sammich
10-16-2007, 10:10 AM
LOL @ vicky finally given ed the permission to post

Ed
10-16-2007, 10:13 AM
Stfu nigg. lol

Ed
10-16-2007, 10:15 AM
whatever. im at work. i only come here when i get a chance.

"B"
10-16-2007, 10:16 AM
whatever. im at Maniac's. i only get cum on me when i am here.


You nasty ****.

Sammich
10-16-2007, 10:16 AM
"i only come here when i get a chance" = i'm on lock like harriet tubman prior to the underground railroad lol

Ed
10-16-2007, 10:24 AM
b nice editing skills... did yo momma teach you that?

pbs you're teh ghey.

"B"
10-16-2007, 10:25 AM
Homo

Sammich
10-16-2007, 10:25 AM
pbs you're teh ghey.

i beg to differ..this pic says differently
http://bestweekever.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/david_hasselhoff.jpg

Ed
10-16-2007, 10:25 AM
look in the mirror before you speak peon.

"B"
10-16-2007, 10:25 AM
PBS, you must have a thing for that pic, you keep posting it.

Sammich
10-16-2007, 10:26 AM
naw thats ed's pic man...ask ed why he decided to take such a ****** ass pic

"B"
10-16-2007, 10:28 AM
Riiiight, likely story. Another gay black man, go figure.

Ed
10-16-2007, 10:28 AM
pbs i know you want david hasselhoff's balls. quit dreaming about it.

Ed
10-16-2007, 10:29 AM
speaking of gay black men, victoria and i went to piedmont park in downtown sunday, and we were the only straight couple... we had never seen so many gays together. most of them were black too. just like PBS

Sammich
10-16-2007, 10:31 AM
LOL **** backfired...**** all yall white mother****ers lol

"B"
10-16-2007, 10:31 AM
You sure one of them wasn't PBS?

Ed
10-16-2007, 10:35 AM
i think i did see pbs with the brightest pink shirt with another 6'8" muscly black man...

i wanted to say something but wasnt so sure if it was him.

EM1toEVO
10-16-2007, 10:36 AM
I missed this thread 'til now, and I come in here to see Ed owning folks outta the blue. WTF happened?

Ed
10-16-2007, 10:38 AM
http://cdn.channel.aol.com/aolr/fresh-prince-carlton-banks-400a111306.jpg

carlton banks happened!!! lol

"B"
10-16-2007, 10:44 AM
I missed this thread 'til now, and I come in here to see Ed owning folks outta the blue. WTF happened?

Ed has an Evo, he automatically owns everyone.

Sammich
10-16-2007, 10:44 AM
I missed this thread 'til now, and I come in here to see Ed owning folks outta the blue. WTF happened?

ONLY THIS PAGE...he's still a known whipped son of a *****...**** u ed lol

EM1toEVO
10-16-2007, 10:47 AM
Ed has an Evo, he automatically owns everyone.

Well I can't argue with that. ;)

EM1toEVO
10-16-2007, 10:49 AM
Ed you need to school me on some mtn. skillz at the end of the month.

Sammich
10-16-2007, 10:56 AM
be careful about that... lol

EM1toEVO
10-16-2007, 11:07 AM
I'm talking about driving skills....not Deliverance, lol.

Sammich
10-16-2007, 11:10 AM
lol make sure he knows that

EM1toEVO
10-16-2007, 11:11 AM
Ed knows I'm taken, lol.

Sammich
10-16-2007, 11:19 AM
sometimes he gets the urge to be the cheater and cheatee

Killer
10-16-2007, 11:24 AM
wtf is going on in here??? 13 pages of what???

buncha homos!

"B"
10-16-2007, 02:15 PM
Killer, don't be jealous that your posts, threads, and bullitens all suck balls.