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Brett
10-11-2007, 07:40 AM
Strategic Responses to "Do I Look Fat?"





"No, not to Stevie Wonder."



"Big time! That's why I'm sleeping with your best friend."



"Does this tie make me look stupid?"



"No hablo ingles."



"Yes, but it also makes you look like a pricey hooker, so things kinda balance out."



"If I answer that question, then the terrorists have won."



"Okay, listen: What's important is that you not focus in a negative way on the comparison I am about to make."



"Yes, but in my country obesity suggests prosperity."



"Let me jog around to your front and take a look."



"No, honey. But just to be safe, steer clear of one-legged sea captains."



"Whoa! A talking couch!!"



"May I consult the Iraqi Minister of Information before answering that?"
KPowerEP3
10-11-2007, 07:43 AM
LMAO...nice
Echonova
10-11-2007, 08:01 AM
LOL.... Cut, copy..... open email...paste...send to wife.....Prepares to sleep on couch.
slow_hatch
10-11-2007, 08:03 AM
Just grab a twix :goodjob:
Nittanys1
10-11-2007, 08:25 AM
nice! I had a girl ext me a few days ago asking me if she was fat...i never responded...
Nomad!
10-11-2007, 10:01 AM
Just respond like Chris Tucker...You're PHAT! Pretty Hot And Tempting!
STI LOVER
10-11-2007, 10:04 AM
:lmfao:
dartingd
10-11-2007, 10:09 AM
well....the wife asked me the other day, and i said "i like a little meat on the bones, but if you ever get undercarriage, i'm out!"
quickdodge®
10-11-2007, 10:13 AM
I always ask, "Compared to who?" Later, QD.
Echonova
10-11-2007, 10:26 AM
I always ask, "Compared to who?" Later, QD.I wouldn't, sounds too close to "Compared to Shamoo?" (the killer whale for those who don't know).
OneSlow5pt0
10-11-2007, 10:31 AM
I wouldn't, sounds too close to "Compared to Shamoo?" (the killer whale for those who don't know).


that made me lol,that u explained who shamoo was
dartingd
10-11-2007, 10:37 AM
well the young bucks in here might not know who he is...i'm 23 and know, but the little 16 yr. old e-thugs won't know...
Echonova
10-11-2007, 10:38 AM
I wouldn't, sounds too close to "Compared to Shamoo?" (the killer whale for those who don't know).


that made me lol,that u explained who shamoo wasIA has suprised me in the stupidity department more than once....:ninja:
The Ninja
10-11-2007, 11:48 AM
"If I answer that question, then the terrorists have won."

Lol, reps.
Brett
10-11-2007, 01:57 PM
i WOULD JUST SAY hell yeah you fat!!
The Ninja
10-11-2007, 02:00 PM
OR....

Fat enough to block the TV right now.


(Warning: Do not say if you have a widescreen)
SE-Rious1
10-11-2007, 02:02 PM
lol or
"nah your not fat the world is just shrinking"
Brett
10-11-2007, 02:03 PM
OR....

Fat enough to block the TV right now.


(Warning: Do not say if you have a widescreen)

ha ha ha then add "So move yo big ass *****!!" lmao
Nomad!
10-12-2007, 02:59 PM
ha ha ha then add "So move yo big ass *****!!" lmao
Advice from Brett = DIVORCE :lmfao:
BKgen®
10-12-2007, 03:03 PM
"No hablo ingles."

the Gainesville response :lmfao:
ORGANIZATIONXIII
10-12-2007, 05:32 PM
LIRL
jcamb
10-13-2007, 03:23 AM
why wait for them to ask? they love it when u bring it up first. : D
Dracc
10-13-2007, 03:27 AM
NO baby.. what dress...oh chet.. i thougt it was a thong
UpSideDownDesi
10-13-2007, 10:49 AM
Poke her slightly....make "psssssssssshhh" noise then say..."k you are fixed now."
Halfwit
10-13-2007, 10:55 AM
do i look fat?

not if your 8 months pregnant.......
Smittie61984
10-13-2007, 10:59 AM
I wouldn't, sounds too close to "Compared to Shamoo?" (the killer whale for those who don't know).

They prefer to be called an "Orca" now. "Killer Whale" is stereotyping. Not all Orcas are Killers.

Okay maybe they are and maybe they like to toy with their prey like a cat toturing a mouse before the final kill. But girls tell me they look cute (Up until they see them rip a baby seal apart).

Great post by the way. But how about telling the TRUTH??? Wait girls hate that.