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EvasiveEF9
10-10-2007, 06:33 PM
Please...I hope this gives you a giggle to lighten your day...

LoL

Ok, so last night I'm kissing this girl goodnight after a fair date in the parking lot of a walgreens where we left her car (if you know the area, it's that walgreens @ Sprayberry Highschool) and I hear this...

::screet screeeeeet vrooom screeeeeeeeeet vroooooooom screeee-BAM! **engine dies**::

So I'm like "Oh, my god...I think I know what just happened" and started laughing...and she just looks at me wierd. So she leaves (got denied of my damn kiss) and I'm like "I just gotta go see if I'm right..."

So she takes off and head the opposite direction and make a pass through the big, open parking lat that's freshly paved where Kroger used to be and sure enough...a car parked way in the back corner with two guys looking at the steaming front... (I'm sure you've figured it out, by now)

So I go over and get out half laughing at them...to which they didn't find funny. I was right. Two highschoolers, one pope, one walton, in a 92-95coupe civic and were...well, I don't know if we can even say "drifting" in quotes...but that's what we'll call it. Didn't see a curb, and they slammed the front end into it splitting the radiator. Walton dude was Korean, and scared as **** to tell his dad...because it still had a dealer plate on it.

I told him I worked at a body shop, and he let me pop the hood and look. To which (at midnight) he was like "Can you fix it tonight?" I laughed and was like "uh...not unless you've got some really fat pockets..." I passed him the Auto Technology business card and he said he'd try to see me in the morning...without the use of a tow truck. He didn't show up, today...but it's amusing to me none-the-less...

Man, I'm glad I've grown and matured.

Oh, on top of that, they asked about my car. I was like "There's about 7grand in it...including a Bseries swap and OBD1 conversion...if you are considering a swap for your civic...now's the time" He, again, asked how much to do it. I kinda laughed and was like, "well...let's get your car running so your dad doesn't kill you. Then we'll talk."

...I LoL'd. Hope you did, too!

mocha latte cupcake
10-10-2007, 06:38 PM
i didn't really lol..... but i did LIRL

"B"
10-10-2007, 06:45 PM
Please...I hope this gives you a giggle to lighten your day...

LoL

Ok, so last night I'm kissing this girl goodnight after a fair date in the parking lot of a walgreens where we left her car (if you know the area, it's that walgreens @ Sprayberry Highschool) and I hear this...

::screet screeeeeet vrooom screeeeeeeeeet vroooooooom screeee-BAM! **engine dies**::

So I'm like "Oh, my god...I think I know what just happened" and started laughing...and she just looks at me wierd. So she leaves (got denied of my damn kiss) and I'm like "I just gotta go see if I'm right..."

So she takes off and head the opposite direction and make a pass through the big, open parking lat that's freshly paved where Kroger used to be and sure enough...a car parked way in the back corner with two guys looking at the steaming front... (I'm sure you've figured it out, by now)

So I go over and get out half laughing at them...to which they didn't find funny. I was right. Two highschoolers, one pope, one walton, in a 92-95coupe civic and were...well, I don't know if we can even say "drifting" in quotes...but that's what we'll call it. Didn't see a curb, and they slammed the front end into it splitting the radiator. Walton dude was Korean, and scared as **** to tell his dad...because it still had a dealer plate on it.

I told him I worked at a body shop, and he let me pop the hood and look. To which (at midnight) he was like "Can you fix it tonight?" I laughed and was like "uh...not unless you've got some really fat pockets..." I passed him the Auto Technology business card and he said he'd try to see me in the morning...without the use of a tow truck. He didn't show up, today...but it's amusing to me none-the-less...

Man, I'm glad I've grown and matured.

Oh, on top of that, they asked about my car. I was like "There's about 7grand in it...including a Bseries swap and OBD1 conversion...if you are considering a swap for your civic...now's the time" He, again, asked how much to do it. I kinda laughed and was like, "well...let's get your car running so your dad doesn't kill you. Then we'll talk."

...I LoL'd. Hope you did, too!
:slap:


Notes, **** boy. NOTES!!!

mocha latte cupcake
10-10-2007, 06:49 PM
ooooo my turn my turn...

went for the kiss...
no kiss....
Vteaaaaakkkk... CRASH
LIRL... bye bye girl
Vroom EF pOWA!
Screech...brakes not saved by the bell
OH SNAP (v dub guy style) you rexzor'd ur H0nDuh!
snif snif i was dorifito-ing
LIRL my EF is pimp shizzy! you teh sux @ drifto
my dad is going to beat me...
HAHA too bad... call me i make magic happen
EF POWA UP UP AND VTTEEECCCCCC

the end

osnap
10-10-2007, 06:50 PM
hahahaha... nice. DOOOORIIIIIFTOOOOOOO!

ps you owe me a reacharound.

Hundo®
10-10-2007, 06:53 PM
ooooo my turn my turn...

went for the kiss...
no kiss....
Vteaaaaakkkk... CRASH
LIRL... bye bye girl
Vroom EF pOWA!
Screech...brakes not saved by the bell
OH SNAP (v dub guy style) you rexzor'd ur H0nDuh!
snif snif i was dorifito-ing
LIRL my EF is pimp shizzy! you teh sux @ drifto
my dad is going to beat me...
HAHA too bad... call me i make magic happen
EF POWA UP UP AND VTTEEECCCCCC

the end


LMAO.

hydroshutter
10-10-2007, 06:58 PM
Man, I'm glad I've grown and matured.

Oh, on top of that, they asked about my car. I was like "There's about 7grand in it...including a Bseries swap and OBD1 conversion...if you are considering a swap for your civic...now's the time" He, again, asked how much to do it. I kinda laughed and was like, "well...let's get your car running so your dad doesn't kill you. Then we'll talk."

...I LoL'd. Hope you did, too!

http://i24.tinypic.com/sphtp2.jpg

ShooterMcGavin
10-10-2007, 06:59 PM
sounds like the dumbass got served :D

EvasiveEF9
10-10-2007, 06:59 PM
ooooo my turn my turn...

went for the kiss...
no kiss....
Vteaaaaakkkk... CRASH
LIRL... bye bye girl
Vroom EF pOWA!
Screech...brakes not saved by the bell
OH SNAP (v dub guy style) you rexzor'd ur H0nDuh!
snif snif i was dorifito-ing
LIRL my EF is pimp shizzy! you teh sux @ drifto
my dad is going to beat me...
HAHA too bad... call me i make magic happen
EF POWA UP UP AND VTTEEECCCCCC

the end
...I wish I could rep you :cry:

hahahaha... nice. DOOOORIIIIIFTOOOOOOO!

ps you owe me a reacharound.
Whoever stole your car owes you a reacharound. I owe you nothing more than motivation to write it off to the game and get back in it...

http://i24.tinypic.com/sphtp2.jpg
LoL, the swap wasn't 7grand. And had I had the connections I do now...I wouldn't have spent near the money, and would have been further than I am...

EvasiveEF9
10-10-2007, 07:00 PM
sounds like the dumbass got served :D
School of hardknocks...hope this knock was hard enough...

osnap
10-10-2007, 07:03 PM
Whoever stole your car owes you a reacharound. I owe you nothing more than motivation to write it off to the game and get back in it...well believe me, thats worth alot to me, too. :goodjob: you better help me with my new project... :ninja:

EvasiveEF9
10-10-2007, 07:04 PM
well believe me, thats worth alot to me, too. :goodjob: you better help me with my new project... :ninja:
Figure out what you want...

**whispers "EF"**

Then we'll go from there.

hydroshutter
10-11-2007, 05:50 AM
So you lied to them?

Referencing to how much you've spent if what I was getting at. I've spent over that this year alone, lolz.

itsjustdee
10-11-2007, 10:58 AM
I don't get it.

Killer
10-11-2007, 11:26 AM
Please...I hope this gives you a giggle to lighten your day...

LoL

Ok, so last night I'm kissing this girl goodnight after a fair date in the parking lot of a walgreens where we left her car (if you know the area, it's that walgreens @ Sprayberry Highschool) and I hear this...

::screet screeeeeet vrooom screeeeeeeeeet vroooooooom screeee-BAM! **engine dies**::

So I'm like "Oh, my god...I think I know what just happened" and started laughing...and she just looks at me wierd. So she leaves (got denied of my damn kiss) and I'm like "I just gotta go see if I'm right..."

So she takes off and head the opposite direction and make a pass through the big, open parking lat that's freshly paved where Kroger used to be and sure enough...a car parked way in the back corner with two guys looking at the steaming front... (I'm sure you've figured it out, by now)

So I go over and get out half laughing at them...to which they didn't find funny. I was right. Two highschoolers, one pope, one walton, in a 92-95coupe civic and were...well, I don't know if we can even say "drifting" in quotes...but that's what we'll call it. Didn't see a curb, and they slammed the front end into it splitting the radiator. Walton dude was Korean, and scared as **** to tell his dad...because it still had a dealer plate on it.

I told him I worked at a body shop, and he let me pop the hood and look. To which (at midnight) he was like "Can you fix it tonight?" I laughed and was like "uh...not unless you've got some really fat pockets..." I passed him the Auto Technology business card and he said he'd try to see me in the morning...without the use of a tow truck. He didn't show up, today...but it's amusing to me none-the-less...

Man, I'm glad I've grown and matured.

Oh, on top of that, they asked about my car. I was like "There's about 7grand in it...including a Bseries swap and OBD1 conversion...if you are considering a swap for your civic...now's the time" He, again, asked how much to do it. I kinda laughed and was like, "well...let's get your car running so your dad doesn't kill you. Then we'll talk."

...I LoL'd. Hope you did, too!

hadn't seen you on in awhile!!!

but yeah, i remember a night kinda like that at the walmart in kennesaw.... same car... asian kids...

all trying to impress the "group" of "car enthusiast" there... lol...

EvasiveEF9
10-11-2007, 05:15 PM
So you lied to them?

Referencing to how much you've spent if what I was getting at. I've spent over that this year alone, lolz.
No no, I really HAVE spent about 7K in the Civic. Just saying if I could do it again, I could have probably done it for alot less money. However...if wishes were fishes.

The part that really sucks is even if I spend another 10K in it...it's still just a civic...LoL.

hadn't seen you on in awhile!!!

but yeah, i remember a night kinda like that at the walmart in kennesaw.... same car... asian kids...

all trying to impress the "group" of "car enthusiast" there... lol...
I've been around. Just usually busy with my own project(s) and work...

On_Her_Face
10-11-2007, 05:19 PM
ooooo my turn my turn...

went for the kiss...
no kiss....
Vteaaaaakkkk... CRASH
LIRL... bye bye girl
Vroom EF pOWA!
Screech...brakes not saved by the bell
OH SNAP (v dub guy style) you rexzor'd ur H0nDuh!
snif snif i was dorifito-ing
LIRL my EF is pimp shizzy! you teh sux @ drifto
my dad is going to beat me...
HAHA too bad... call me i make magic happen
EF POWA UP UP AND VTTEEECCCCCC

the end

better than the orginal.

slow_hatch
10-11-2007, 05:21 PM
ooooo my turn my turn...

went for the kiss...
no kiss....
Vteaaaaakkkk... CRASH
LIRL... bye bye girl
Vroom EF pOWA!
Screech...brakes not saved by the bell
OH SNAP (v dub guy style) you rexzor'd ur H0nDuh!
snif snif i was dorifito-ing
LIRL my EF is pimp shizzy! you teh sux @ drifto
my dad is going to beat me...
HAHA too bad... call me i make magic happen
EF POWA UP UP AND VTTEEECCCCCC

the end


LOL :lmfao: :goodjob: Reps for you

EvasiveEF9
10-11-2007, 05:39 PM
better than the orginal.
Yeah. It are a fact.

On_Her_Face
10-11-2007, 05:40 PM
i r serious?

EvasiveEF9
10-11-2007, 05:41 PM
i r serious?
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g176/PriMeXSuSpEcT/SeriousCat.jpg

Killer
10-11-2007, 05:43 PM
^^^ either that's a photo shop.. or just one ugly efin cat...

On_Her_Face
10-11-2007, 05:44 PM
probably just fat.. and i knew that picture was gonna come up hahaha +

EvasiveEF9
10-11-2007, 05:47 PM
^^^ either that's a photo shop.. or just one ugly efin cat...
*shrugs*

EvasiveEF9
10-11-2007, 05:48 PM
probably just fat.. and i knew that picture was gonna come up hahaha +
Well, I was looking for a different one since that one's overused...but I like it so much...that I had to touch it...with a mouse pointer...

§treet_§peed
10-11-2007, 07:39 PM
reps for both if i can.. funny story specially the remix lols

§treet_§peed
10-11-2007, 07:50 PM
that cat is a classic tho