WTB radar detector, laser jammer, scanner, and alarm

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Looks like I'm going all out this time... :yes:

I'm preparing my car for a cross-country rally... sorry I can't disclose information about it here.

I'm looking for the following, let me know what you have and how much you're looking for.

-Valentine One radar detector + concealed display + hardwire
-Blinder M25 laser jammer
-any Uniden or Realistic scanner
-any decent car alarm with a remote + remote start

Thanks,
-Chris