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s13sliderŪ
10-09-2007, 04:24 PM
a gay guy from cl emailed me and then we had this convo

illcmOnu (4:00:46 PM): who is this
illcmOnu (4:01:09 PM): you emailed me from craigslist with a stupid reply
SthAtlGy (4:02:09 PM): oh...ok...not sure which ad it was...did my relpy include sorta ugly?
illcmOnu (4:01:57 PM): nope
illcmOnu (4:02:06 PM): it was funny but are you a dude or a chick
SthAtlGy (4:03:01 PM): oh...i sent a joking reply to sum one...which as was urs? or what was my reply?
illcmOnu (4:02:44 PM): deepthroated cumeater to be face fked n fill full with lots of warm cum to swallow...
SthAtlGy (4:03:29 PM): ahhh...yep thats mine....i'm a guy....
illcmOnu (4:03:12 PM): wtf dude
SthAtlGy (4:04:11 PM): hey...i like to eat cum...masc guy here...n i only do str8 or masc bi guys...no faireys
illcmOnu (4:04:06 PM): dude that is ****in gay as it gets
SthAtlGy (4:05:09 PM): no, dressing n panties n wearing make up while sporting a dik is as gay as it gets...
illcmOnu (4:05:02 PM): yea your probably right on that one
SthAtlGy (4:05:32 PM): lol
SthAtlGy (4:06:29 PM): any way....just lookin to eat sum loads...nothing else
illcmOnu (4:06:16 PM): noyt interested
SthAtlGy (4:07:26 PM): ok....ur ad sounded good, just thought i'd take a chance....closed mouth don't get filled.
illcmOnu (4:07:41 PM): you would most likely have a better chance in the m4m section
SthAtlGy (4:09:25 PM): nah...nothing but faireys in there, n fakers...i have much better luck with the str8 guys.
illcmOnu (4:09:30 PM): damn thats crazy i figured you get cussed out alot
illcmOnu (4:09:44 PM): only reaosn im not is cause i gotta few gay friends
SthAtlGy (4:12:50 PM): i do sumtimes, got a couple death threats too...but hey they have to find me first...lol. not lookin to fk any one , n about as close as i get is lickin the ass if they're clean n like that...many yung horny str8 guys don't seem to mind a guy's mouth if they don't have to suk too. been told mine is like good ***** that wants the cum...better than jo i figure.
illcmOnu (4:13:03 PM): lol thats crazy
SthAtlGy (4:14:43 PM): maybe...so u'd rather waste a nice big load in ur fist than feel a warm wet throat swallowing it str8 from ur balls?
illcmOnu (4:14:52 PM): yup sorry bro , im straight as it gets.
SthAtlGy (4:15:41 PM): nice...um sorry...dang...
SthAtlGy (4:17:22 PM): interesting aol s/n...why not illcmNu?
illcmOnu (4:17:42 PM): dunno just somethin i picked when i was like 14 i have this same damn s/n 5 yrs now . **** im gettin old
SthAtlGy (4:18:42 PM): nah...ur still yung...bet u can cum at least 3 times...
illcmOnu (4:18:30 PM): lol you just dont give up
illcmOnu (4:18:57 PM): i guess thats why it works on some of them boys who are in a dry spell but it aint gonna work on me
SthAtlGy (4:19:32 PM): if at first i don't suk seed, keep on sukin till i so suk seed...lol
SthAtlGy (4:20:32 PM): well, i have to say that for most of them it was sumthing of a rescue mission...nothing worse than dying from blue balls, they have to have a sperate casket for the balls n it just makes the funeral more expensive...
SthAtlGy (4:21:24 PM): any way...hope u find sum ***** to cum n...but if u don't...i'll be here....
illcmOnu (4:21:17 PM): haha alright dude
SthAtlGy (4:21:54 PM): slurp u later

s13sliderŪ
10-09-2007, 04:28 PM
i about dyed when he said "slurp you later"

Spectic Tank
10-09-2007, 04:29 PM
Why would you post this ****?

s13sliderŪ
10-09-2007, 04:29 PM
Why would you post this ****?

personally i think its ****in hilarious.

Pebbles
10-09-2007, 04:31 PM
eww...grossed me out

MachNU
10-09-2007, 04:34 PM
yeah this has problems on many lvls!