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Sammich
10-09-2007, 12:03 PM
only to cook clean and for sex...she took it pretty well i think
Ran
10-09-2007, 12:06 PM
Get banned by the wife?
Sammich
10-09-2007, 12:07 PM
no not yet..she suppose to fix me a sandwich for lunch...hrmm..maybe i am gona get banned
HeLLo iM iZzY
10-09-2007, 12:07 PM
So, how you like the couch compared to the bed?
Sammich
10-09-2007, 12:07 PM
well shes at her parents house..and im at my apartment...
Lizbiz101
10-09-2007, 12:10 PM
I hope you can live off sandwiches for the rest of your life then.
Echonova
10-09-2007, 12:10 PM
no not yet..she suppose to fix me a sandwich for lunch...hrmm..maybe i am gona get bannedhttp://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/Ipod013.jpg
Sammich
10-09-2007, 12:11 PM
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/Ipod013.jpg

u right...theres some gooey green stuff drippin from my sandwich and its suppose to be a ham sandwich:lmfao:



I hope you can live off sandwiches for the rest of your life then.


LOL. not really..u said u'd cook for me cuz of ur undying love for me:D

sup liz
Lizbiz101
10-09-2007, 12:14 PM
Yeah I'd cook for you, but the only thing you'd probably get outta me would be chicken ramen.
Echonova
10-09-2007, 12:15 PM
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/1161731858455.jpg
Sammich
10-09-2007, 01:15 PM
Yeah I'd cook for you, but the only thing you'd probably get outta me would be chicken ramen.

wtf..thats worse get away from me..ur no longer my peoples...*deletes from myspace*:lmfao:
Sammich
10-09-2007, 01:16 PM
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/1161731858455.jpg

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
Sammich
10-09-2007, 01:44 PM
so i got my lunch today :D
On_Her_Face
10-09-2007, 01:48 PM
good work. next start to teach her new tricks, like find the remote. take off my shoes. most of all, play dead.
Sammich
10-09-2007, 01:49 PM
good work. next start to teach her new tricks, like find the remote. take off my shoes. most of all, play dead.

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: i'd rep u if i could but ive repped u sometime and i forgot when and for wat...lololololol
On_Her_Face
10-09-2007, 01:50 PM
~checking reps~
On_Her_Face
10-09-2007, 01:51 PM
ok well it was definitly cause im a badass.
Sammich
10-09-2007, 01:51 PM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to LS2_KID again.
Julio
10-09-2007, 06:09 PM
this thread reminds me.. that despite how lame the 50's and 60's were I wouldve much rather live my adult life back then...

you didnt have to ask that twice.... :idb: :love: :bannana:
man
10-09-2007, 06:15 PM
this thread reminds me.. that despite how lame the 50's and 60's were I wouldve much rather live my adult life back then...

What's even more lame is the fact that you would've lived your childhood in the 20s-30s-40s
"B"
10-09-2007, 06:25 PM
only to cook clean and for sex...she took it pretty well i think

Every man wants a cook in the kitchen, a maid around the house, a lady out in public, and a slvt in the bedroom.:yes:


Pay attention Shawna.
Crazy Asian
10-09-2007, 06:27 PM
hahah can she make bulgogi?
"B"
10-09-2007, 06:29 PM
hahah can she make bulgogi?


No, that's why I got bitches. Like you.:lmfao: :ninja:
Crazy Asian
10-09-2007, 06:29 PM
........
"B"
10-09-2007, 06:32 PM
Exactly. Where the **** is my bulgogi?
Crazy Asian
10-09-2007, 06:33 PM
when the **** are you gonna bring me my money for the clothes.
0p7!mu5
10-10-2007, 12:30 AM
yeah lets see what happens after that ring gets on the finger...
SE-Rious1
10-10-2007, 12:46 AM
well i may be taking the plunge myself soon but hey thats only cause i think i found the female version of me and hell what could be better lol
Sammich
10-10-2007, 08:19 AM
this thread reminds me.. that despite how lame the 50's and 60's were I wouldve much rather live my adult life back then...

you didnt have to ask that twice.... :idb: :love: :bannana:

hahahahaha tr00f
1000cckiller
10-10-2007, 08:24 AM
Yeah I'd cook for you, but the only thing you'd probably get outta me would be chicken ramen.you would fail at being a wife
1000cckiller
10-10-2007, 08:27 AM
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/Ipod013.jpgHa ha................................................ ....................................
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/its-a-trap.jpg
Sammich
10-10-2007, 08:29 AM
LAWL lololol @ briefcase kitty
Sammich
10-10-2007, 08:31 AM
you would fail at being a wife

she already did....
Leisa
10-10-2007, 08:36 AM
Brett should realize how good he has it....
1000cckiller
10-10-2007, 08:36 AM
she already did....She said she would fix ramen noodles. **** I would do that hoe like this.............................................. .
http://www.niggaknow.com/images/content/advice/officecunt/office-pimp-slap.png
Sammich
10-10-2007, 08:50 AM
yea leisa cooks a mean lasagna....:ninja:


LOL
Leisa
10-10-2007, 08:57 AM
nahhh.. not me.. Brett cooks a mean lasagna
Sammich
10-10-2007, 08:59 AM
well thanks brett for that lasagna..leisa sure knows how to reheat a mean lasagna..lol
1000cckiller
10-10-2007, 09:00 AM
well thanks brett for that lasagna..leisa sure knows how to reheat a mean lasagna..lol :lmfao: :lmfao:
Leisa
10-10-2007, 09:04 AM
hahaha.. that was supposed to be our secret... just keep the other part of the evening on the DL
Sammich
10-10-2007, 09:05 AM
will do pumpkin wumpkin
Sammich
11-27-2007, 08:41 AM
BUMP...

it seems as though she took what i said to heart...i have a clean house and hot plates...
Crazy Asian
11-27-2007, 10:41 AM
And now your gonna be a sex slave with a leash around your neck and she's gonna be barking the commands. GL!!!!!
Sammich
11-27-2007, 10:43 AM
And now your gonna be a sex slave with a leash around your neck and she's gonna be barking the commands. GL!!!!!

i dont see the problem w/ this scenario...:idb: :idb: :idb: :idb: :lmfao:
The Ninja
11-27-2007, 11:03 AM
We'll see how long this lasts..... >.>....clean house and hot plates that is.
Sammich
11-27-2007, 11:07 AM
el oh el

*looks at floor*

I SEE LINT GAH DAMNIT