A SUNDAY BEING THINKFAST®: A SHORT STORY BY YOUR FAVE ESE

[thinkfast®]

YEA SO BIG RICKY UP IN THIS BEEYATCH, POPPIN 40'S AND ALL THAT

ANYWAYS SO YESTERDAY I STARTED MUCH LIKE ANY OTHER DAY, WOKE UP W/ A HUGE BULGE IN MY PANTS (CALM DOWN LADIES) REALIZED THAT WAS JUST ME IN MY NATURAL STATE; SO I WIPE MY EYES AND GET READY FOR THE DAY (GET READY MEANS PACKING A BOWL IF YOU DONT KNOW)

THROW ON MY TUBE SOCKS AND DICKIES, THIS CRAZY ASS CHINAWOMAN TALKING ABOUT SHE WANNA GET OUT TO SEE THE TOWN. WELL IM NOT IN THE MOOD BUT I SAY WHAT THE HELL, ITS NUTTIN BETTER THEN FLOSSIN ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON. NO TIME FOR A FULL BATH SO I TAKE A PUERTO RICAN SHOWER (AKA COLOGNE DOUSING) GET MY BEST CREASED DICKIES AND A FRESH WHITE TEE, READY TO TAKE THIS HEIFFER OUT AND ABOUT.

THE NORCROSS FESTIVAL.

SO IM OVER HERE IN MY '85 BOXER HITTIN SWITCHES RIGHT, ON MY WAY TO THE CITY OF NORCROSS FOR WHAT I THINK IS GONNA BE BEANERFEST 2007 (WHICH WOULD BE AWESOME) IM ALREADY THINKIN WHERE IM GONA STASH MY WEED IF CHOTA STOPS ME, ALSO IM WONDERING WHAT KINDA VENDORS WILL BE AT A FESTIVAL MIDDLE OF BUFORD HWY BUT ON THE BROWN SIDE? I IMAGINE DICKIES AND HYDRAULIC PARTS, MAN THIS IS AWESOME

SO I TURN INTO A SIDE STREET, AND I SEE A LARGE GROUP OF CAUCASIANS. NO BIG DEAL RIGHT, I MEAN ITS A BUSY STREET, THEY ARE PROBLY LOST OR SOMETHIN. I HELP THEM OUT BY SHOWING THEM W/ MY MIDDLE FINGER WHAT I THINK OF THEIR ATTIRE, AND TO BETTER HELP THEM ON THEIR OUTLOOK TOWARDS BALD HEADED THUGS.

AS WE GET DEEPER INTO THE HEART OF NORCROSS AKA PAISATOWN I SLOWLY REALIZE THAT THIS IS NOT BEANERFEST, BUT SOME ARTSY ARTISIAN ARTS CARNIVAL ARTFEST WITH MORE WHITE PEOPLE THEN I HAVE EVER SEEN (FREAKNIK MINUS THE SEX DRUGS AND THUGS, ADD IZODS AND SANDALS) AS I WALK BY THE VENDOR BOOTHS FILLED W/ WINDCHIMES AND STATUES OF BLACK FACED MIDGETS (WIERD) I PARLAY TO A FOOD CART WHERE I SEE MY CHOICES: REBEL HOT DOGS, OLD GLORY BURGER, AND SWEET TEA. IM OUTTA HERE.

ON MY WAY HOME I SEE SOME THUG THROWIN GANG SIGNS WHILE HANGIN OUT HIS TWO TONE SUBARU, DAMN RICER THUGS MAN I SWEAR (WHAT UP NITRO??)

I BOUNCE OVER TO MY MOMS FOR THE USUAL SUNDAY BUFFET, THIS TIME INCLUDING SOME GOOD ASS GRILLED 3" STEAK AND TOMATILLO SAUCE (IS IT MY BDAY?) TELL HER THANKS THEN PLAY COPS N ROBBERS W/ MY NEPHEW, ONLY WE'RE BOTH ROBBERS SO WE SPEND OUR TIME SPLITTIN UP THE LOOT/PROFITS FROM THE BIG SCORE AKA MOMS PURSE

WELL ITS TIME TO DIP OFF TO THE HOMEYS HOUSE FOR AN APPT W/ DR. GREENTHUMB. COUPLE HOOKERS WERE OVER THERE ROLLIN BLUNTS, IT WAS LIKE A MINI-PARADISE (MINUS THE LEAF FANS AND EVERLASTING BONGS) I DIDNT WANNA LEAVE BUT THE 2AM TIME APPROACHED AND I HAD TO WORK TODAY... ADIOS HOOKERS :SAD FACE:

SO WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO? :D

[itsjustdee]

you took a puerto rican shower this morning too i bet. nasty.

[1000cckiller]

Ricky do you believe the **** you post. Holla

[XLR8NMR2]

THUG LIFE.

[Hundo®]

lol i laughed.

[XLR8NMR2]

I STARTED THIS GANGSTA ****, AND THIS THE MOTHER****IN THANKS I GET?!?!?

[XLR8NMR2]

HELLO

[81911SC]

I died throughout the whole post.

[Stormhammer]

you know, now that I think about it....

Ricky looks more like an italian mafia member than a beaner

[XLR8NMR2]

hmmmmmm don't know what kind of italian mafiaioso you know,

HE LOOKS MEXICAN TO ME

:thinking:

[thinkfast®]

ORALE.. ONLY ITALIAN I GOT IS THE HUGE SAUSAGE LINK I PUT IN THE PAISANOS GIRLS WHEN THEY AINT AROUND

[thinkfast®]

THIS JUST IN HUGO IS A DIRTBAG

[St0lenR]

I STARTED THIS GANGSTA ****, AND THIS THE MOTHER****IN THANKS I GET?!?!?

kid shut up..u lived in alpharetta and drive an mr2

pretty hardcore

[XLR8NMR2]

kid shut up..u lived in alpharetta and drive an mr2

pretty hardcore

SHUTUP ***** YOUR CAR IS SLOW AND YOU SPIN TECHNO


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[thinkfast®]

HUGO = St0lenR

[thinkfast®]

THIS JUST IN THE 90'S CALLED THEY WANT THEIR CLUB HITS BACK :D

HUGO THE ONLY DJ I KNOW THAT USE "THATS WHAT I CALL MUSIC" AWAY FROM GIGS HAHAHA

[thinkfast®]

*** NEWSFLASH HUGO ATTENDS TRANSGENDER PARTIES ***

[thinkfast®]

LITTLE KNOWN FACT, HUGO SITS DOWN TO URINATE

[B16a2 Civic]

Ricky gets up in de mornin, turns to his chick and proceeds to say





Wipe me down
Shoulders
Chest
Pants
Shoes

[St0lenR]

SHUTUP ***** YOUR CAR IS SLOW AND YOU SPIN TECHNO


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LoLuMaD?!?!?!?

[XLR8NMR2]

THIS JUST IN:

HUGO IS A KNOWN GYPSIE.

[St0lenR]

ricky, whens the last time u saw ur ****? u fat ****

[R3RUN]

Sounds like typical Norcross ****. You never know if you're going to be overrun with white people or mexicans.

[thinkfast®]

DO NOT TRY AND CHANGE OUR MINDS GYPSIE

[XLR8NMR2]

LoLuMaD?!?!?!?

SUCK MY LEFT NUT YOU ASS REAMER

[thinkfast®]

HUGO I GOT A HUGE PEANUT LOG FOR YA FROM A SMALL TOWN IN FLORIDA.. CREME FILLED TOO JUST LIKE U LIKE EM

COME N GET IT U ANIMAL

[XLR8NMR2]

HUGO YOU COMING AROUND THINKING YOU CAN SWIM WITH THE SHARKS AND YOU STILL SWIMMING WITH THE GOLDFISH SON.

DON'T MAKE ME CALL YOUR PARENTS.

[thinkfast®]

HAHAHA HURRY UP SON I GOT A CASE FOR YA

http://www.ccrsnacks.com/Qstore/uploads/prod07-peanut-log-l5.jpg

[Kevykev]

F U Ricky, now I can't get that ICE CuBE song outta my head "Today was a good day"

It was playing throughout your whole story.

[St0lenR]

SUCK MY LEFT NUT YOU ASS REAMER

kid, u make me laff...you always talk how ur gonan do this and that...yet u fail

THIS JUST IN:

I PWN RICKY AND MARK IN LIFE

[thinkfast®]

THAT **** IS GROSE SON!

B WHAT UP LOC

[B16a2 Civic]

Oh, you mad cause I'm stylin on you?

[Maniaç]

That part of Norcross used to be full of KKK members about 15 years ago, Lol. Funny that now a bunch of mexican's live around there, i stay about three mins from there.

[R3RUN]

Norcross is ****ed up. This thread is so e-thug its ridiculous.

[XLR8NMR2]

heres a pic i found of hugo back in his dj days at fever

http://www.npsp.sa.gov.au/webdata/resources/images/DJ_Rachael.jpg


GET EM HUGO

[Maniaç]

Norcross is ****ed up. This thread is so e-thug its ridiculous.No its not..

[XLR8NMR2]

BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[thinkfast®]

kid, u make me laff...you always talk how ur gonan do this and that...yet u fail

THIS JUST IN:

I PWN RICKY AND MARK IN LIFE

HUGO THE ONLY THING YOU PWN ANYBODY ON IS @ GOLDEN CORRAL

CMON MAN THE FIRST TIME I TALKED TO U IT WAS ALL ABOUT YOUR INTERESTS AND HOBBIES, MOST OF WHICH REVOLVE AROUND FOOD OR HEAVY EATING

CALM DOWN BEFORE I CUT BACON OFF UR BACK PINCHE PUERCO :D

[cactusEG]

Oh, you mad cause I'm stylin on you?

didnt that blk guy get punched in the face for that ??

[thinkfast®]

heres a pic i found of hugo back in his dj days at fever

http://www.npsp.sa.gov.au/webdata/resources/images/DJ_Rachael.jpg


GET EM HUGO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOHO GET EM MARK

MARKY MARK ON HIS '08

HE GONNA MAKE A COMEBACK, LIKE LL COOL J ONLY COOLER

[R3RUN]

No its not..
Just a bunch of people yelling at each other in a semi-stupid/organized way. Sounds like thug **** on the internet to me.

[Maniaç]

Just a bunch of people yelling at each other in a semi-stupid/organized way. Sounds like thug **** on the internet to me.They have nothing better to do, just let them have their fun.

[thinkfast®]

Norcross is ****ed up. This thread is so e-thug its ridiculous.

YOU CONSIDER MY THREAD E-THUG? HOMEY THIS IS JUST ME GIVIN ONE OF MY STORIES, I WOULD TELL U THE SAME THING IN REAL LIFE

PLEASE REFRAIN

[R3RUN]

I'm not gonna stop 'em. Gives me something to watch.

[thinkfast®]

ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU HANG OUT W/ LOSERS

[R3RUN]

YOU CONSIDER MY THREAD E-THUG? HOMEY THIS IS JUST ME GIVIN ONE OF MY STORIES, I WOULD TELL U THE SAME THING IN REAL LIFE

PLEASE REFRAIN
Yes I do. And if you told me the same story in real life I would still be entertained by it.

[thinkfast®]

ENTERTAINED, I AM NOT HERE TO AMUSE YOU. WHAT AM I A FUKIN CLOWN?

GET A LIFE BRO

[thinkfast®]

ALSO I WOULD MOST LIKELY NOT ASSOCIATE MYSELF W/ PRICKS, THEREFORE I WOULD NOT BE AROUND YOU TO TELL ANY STORIES

[R3RUN]

Did I call you a clown? You look nothing like a clown to me.

[thinkfast®]

ANYWAYS BACK TO HUGO

WHERE YOU AT PIG

[Kelly]

GOOD AFTERNOON BOYS!

Just went and ate Mexican. Though I would share that with you Ricky.

Chicken Soft Tacos- FTW

[St0lenR]

YOU CONSIDER MY THREAD E-THUG? HOMEY THIS IS JUST ME GIVIN ONE OF MY STORIES, I WOULD TELL U THE SAME THING IN REAL LIFE

PLEASE REFRAIN

kid u play part time gangsta..u work a full time job

[XLR8NMR2]

GOOD AFTERNOON BOYS!

Just went and ate Mexican. Though I would share that with you Ricky.

Chicken Soft Tacos- FTW

How would killer feel if he found out you ate ricky's mexican soft shell....

GROSE

[cactusEG]

GOOD AFTERNOON BOYS!

Just went and ate Mexican. Though I would share that with you Ricky.

Chicken Soft Tacos- FTW


next time eat menudo...

[Kelly]

How would killer feel if he found out you ate ricky's mexican soft shell....

GROSE

Ew, stop it... That's not what I said. :slap:

[Kelly]

next time eat menudo...

Never even heard of it.

[XLR8NMR2]

ALL OF IA SAW WHAT YOU TYPED, STOP TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM REALITY KELLY

[XLR8NMR2]

JUST ADMIT YOU WANT SOME MEXICAN BURRITOS WITH HOT SOUR CREAM ALL OVER YOUR FACE.

DON'T WORRY KILLER ISN'T WATCHING.

[cactusEG]

Never even heard of it.

its fuccing good, next time ask for it :goodjob:

[Kelly]

ALL OF IA SAW WHAT YOU TYPED, STOP TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM REALITY KELLY

:rolleyes: Please direct your attention to one of the Falcons threads.
Oh & go post in the thread I started in the photo section :lmfao:

[XLR8NMR2]

Kinda reminds me of that movie "HAVOC"

[thinkfast®]

HUGOS FACE REMINDS ME OF THAT CARTOON GUY FROM SONNYS BBQ

[thinkfast®]

WHAT UP PINCHE KELLY

I KNEW YOUD COME AROUND

:WINK:

[XLR8NMR2]

HUGOS FACE REMINDS ME OF THAT CARTOON GUY FROM SONNYS BBQ

LOL

http://www.southern-pride.com/m/data/sonny-man_lg.jpg

[thinkfast®]

MMM MMM THATS GOOD BBQ PARCERO

OR WAIT, HUGO WHERE THE HELL U FROM? DONT TELL ME THE ANT HILLS OF HONDURASSS HAHAHA

[thinkfast®]

HUGO CATCHIN A BEATDOWN IN HERE SON LOLOL

[St0lenR]

thats what's up..i have to go to the club right now so i'll catch u guys later.

ricky keep workin them full time jobs u gangsta

mark keep applying for them full tim jobs u hustler

peace my nigs

[thinkfast®]

DONT CRY HOMEY WE'RE JUST HERE TO HELP

[XLR8NMR2]

FULL TIME JOB?

"MY P.O TELLS ME I NEED A 9-5 BUT I ALREADY GOT A JOB AND THAT'S STAYING ALIVE"-JEEZY

[XLR8NMR2]

WHO NEEDS A FULL TIME JOB WHEN YOUR SELLING CRACK TO THE KIDS?!?!?!

[JackMaster]

if mark is a gangster, that makes me John Gotti.

[WickedIXMR]

FULL TIME JOB?

"MY P.O TELLS ME I NEED A 9-5 BUT I ALREADY GOT A JOB AND THAT'S STAYING ALIVE"-JEEZY
So was that your job in alpharetta when you lived there? Im sure it was very dangerous out there with all the white ppl. You should see it now its a freaking war zone! :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[thinkfast®]

WHO CALLED THE PUDGY ASIAN KIDS

[JackMaster]

WHO CALLED THE PUDGY ASIAN KIDS

pudgy asian kids.... FTW. Better watch out tho, INS is lookin for you.

[WickedIXMR]

WHO CALLED THE PUDGY ASIAN KIDS
You just jealous of our great lifestyles :bannana::bump:

[thinkfast®]

You just jealous of our great lifestyles :bannana::bump:

LAST TIME I CHECKED YOU WAS BEGGIN ME FOR A RIDE :lmfao:

ALSO, I AM A MAN AND HAVE NO JEALOUSY TOWARDS A PRE-PUBESCENT BOY SUCH AS YOURSELF. PLEASE CONTACT ME AGAIN IN 5 YEARS WITH A STATUS UPDATE, THANKS

OXOX :D

[WickedIXMR]

LAST TIME I CHECKED YOU WAS BEGGIN ME FOR A RIDE :lmfao:

ALSO, I AM A MAN AND HAVE NO JEALOUSY TOWARDS A PRE-PUBESCENT BOY SUCH AS YOURSELF. PLEASE CONTACT ME AGAIN IN 5 YEARS WITH A STATUS UPDATE, THANKS

OXOX :D
What does that have to do with lifestyle??? LOL dumbass mexicant

[itsjustdee]

You just jealous of our great lifestyles :bannana::bump:

Living off Mommy and Daddy while being fat, ugly, and a loner is a lifestyle?
Ha.

[WickedIXMR]

Living off Mommy and Daddy while being fat, ugly, and a loner is a lifestyle?
Ha.
For me yea :bump: Damn get off my nuts you fatass b!tch!

[itsjustdee]

For me yea :bump: Damn get off my nuts you fatass b!tch!

I have a reason to be fat; YOU DON'T!

[thinkfast®]

THIS JUST IN WICKED'S NEW NAME IS PUDGY

YO PUDGE U WANNA HANG OUT NEXT MEET, TAKE US OUT FOR A BURGER OR SOMETHIN

CHUMP