WHO WANTS TO DO THE OLD-TIMERS...

[quickdodge®]

Think about it. You can get your cut of Social Security. You can be a member of AARP. You can even read the DRAMA IN REAL LIFE section in my Readers' Digest. We can get discounts at McDonald's and other fine dining spots. When I get my sticker, we will have front row parking everywhere. There's all kinds of benefits. So who wants in!? Later, QD.

[Dragonfly5338]

Remember ladies: You haven't lived till you've had QDizzle in your swizzle.

[quickdodge®]

Goddamn right, mo-fuccas. Later, QD.

[Brett]

^^Or Brettizzle!!!

[Nittanys1]

bwahaha im guessing u guys cant get it hard as a rock.....lol