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Stormhammer
10-05-2007, 05:20 PM
Eh, I tried looking stuff up, couldn't find much of anything. So I come here, on IA (****ing hell... )

anyways, odd issue - anytime I put a condom on for doing the dirty, unless I'm like doing missionary, but say if the girl is on top, I seem to just lose my happiness and go flaccid, and at times even when it is missionary. Granted the girl I've been seeing wants me without it ( she's on the pill etc ) and without the condom on I'm just peachy king. Someone mentioned that I might need a larger sized condom ( girth wise ) that it might be too constrictive, but I don't know? Is it because I'm still just not used to condoms, or should I go ahead and try a larger girth condom?

Odd question to ask, but eh, it bothers me to some extent.

ep9716
10-05-2007, 05:39 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=G26BS3N2Qo0

That Might Help You Out Bro.....

robbyrob016
10-05-2007, 05:40 PM
Put it in her poopshoot... I dunno if that will help out your situation, but it's good times :goodjob:

Stormhammer
10-05-2007, 05:43 PM
^^ I'm anti-poopshoot lol

LQQKITZME
10-05-2007, 05:44 PM
Put it in her poopshoot... I dunno if that will help out your situation, but it's good times :goodjob:

Thats awsome...
being smaller should make you last longer. Thats why starship sell's those restricter rings

PSINXS
10-05-2007, 05:47 PM
are you having a problem with entry while she is on top? that what makes me go flaccid

JDMJAYDC2
10-05-2007, 07:47 PM
well i say go raw dizzle! shes on the pill and just pull out i know thats bad advice but um try a diff. brand i used to have the problem when i used lifestyles but i switched to the trojan colors and i have no problems now.

Stormhammer
10-05-2007, 10:27 PM
well i say go raw dizzle! shes on the pill and just pull out i know thats bad advice but um try a diff. brand i used to have the problem when i used lifestyles but i switched to the trojan colors and i have no problems now.

hmm, well it was a trojan pleasure pack that I had used ( for first time and the times after that ) :thinking:

pure insanity
10-06-2007, 12:46 AM
get the glow in the dark ones and cut out the lights. then you can pretend its a light saber. maybe itll appeal to your sci fi side. sounds like its more of a matter of putting the condom is more of a mood killer. get her to put it on, makes a huge difference for me. aside from that, i think youve got a borderline confidence problem due to nerves and not really being all that experienced. the first couple times with a new girl are usually awkward and dont always work right. but after a couple times your more familiar with her and tend to be more relaxed. then things work right. trust me on this, you should know i know.

oh and way to go justin. is it the lebanese chic?

Stormhammer
10-06-2007, 02:20 AM
get the glow in the dark ones and cut out the lights. then you can pretend its a light saber. maybe itll appeal to your sci fi side. sounds like its more of a matter of putting the condom is more of a mood killer. get her to put it on, makes a huge difference for me. aside from that, i think youve got a borderline confidence problem due to nerves and not really being all that experienced. the first couple times with a new girl are usually awkward and dont always work right. but after a couple times your more familiar with her and tend to be more relaxed. then things work right. trust me on this, you should know i know.

oh and way to go justin. is it the lebanese chic?


nope, different - back to the lightsaber comment - I have this tshirt with a cartoonized stormtrooper helmet on it and back like junior year Alex made a comment about how I should buy myself a glow in the dark condom and I could use it as a lightsaber :lmfao: she says hi btw

81911SC
10-06-2007, 03:00 AM
get the glow in the dark ones and cut out the lights. then you can pretend its a light saber. maybe itll appeal to your sci fi side. sounds like its more of a matter of putting the condom is more of a mood killer. get her to put it on, makes a huge difference for me. aside from that, i think youve got a borderline confidence problem due to nerves and not really being all that experienced. the first couple times with a new girl are usually awkward and dont always work right. but after a couple times your more familiar with her and tend to be more relaxed. then things work right. trust me on this, you should know i know.

oh and way to go justin. is it the lebanese chic?
Amazing post. Try that and tell me you don't lol

ueyedgr8tness
10-06-2007, 08:33 AM
get the glow in the dark ones and cut out the lights. then you can pretend its a light saber. maybe itll appeal to your sci fi side. sounds like its more of a matter of putting the condom is more of a mood killer. get her to put it on, makes a huge difference for me. aside from that, i think youve got a borderline confidence problem due to nerves and not really being all that experienced. the first couple times with a new girl are usually awkward and dont always work right. but after a couple times your more familiar with her and tend to be more relaxed. then things work right. trust me on this, you should know i know.

oh and way to go justin. is it the lebanese chic?



Nah i put a glow on condom on and chicks are like WTF!! IS that a lava lamp:yes: IT looks something like this before i stick it in her.
http://www.giantlavalamp.com/images/main_day_m.jpg

pure insanity
10-06-2007, 09:32 AM
Nah i put a glow on condom on and chicks are like WTF!! IS that a lava lamp:yes: IT looks something like this before i stick it in her.
http://www.giantlavalamp.com/images/main_day_m.jpg

>picks feet up reallllly high to walk-coz the sh it is getting pretty deep in here< thats funny though.

Stormhammer
10-08-2007, 04:56 AM
screw it, I'm just gonna go find me some viagra and call it a day :lmao:

Frög
10-08-2007, 05:31 AM
^^ dude im with you.. i hate condoms..

Whiteboy™
10-08-2007, 06:18 AM
condoms suck, but they are a necessary evil

JDMJAYDC2
10-08-2007, 07:29 AM
try this... have the condom already out and in your hand while your getting some oral service then when your ready throw it on and your good to go.

if not then
go raw dizzle for a sec to get hard then put the condom on and finish out with it on.

3rd option put it on while your soft get the oral service a flavored one might come in handy if your girl has a prob with the way they taste. once your hard your ready to go.. after a few times of the third option you should mentally be over the condom=soft wang syndrome lol

hope this helps

1000cckiller
10-08-2007, 08:16 AM
are you having a problem with entry while she is on top? that what makes me go flaccidif she is wet you should never have that problem

Stormhammer
10-10-2007, 06:32 AM
if she is wet you should never have that problem

some girls naturally aren't as naturally lubricated as others are fyi

con
10-10-2007, 07:50 AM
Just like Miller Light, Condoms are less filling.......

Used to have problems with them myself once upon a time, the common brands are so restrictive. I would even have issues climaxing, fuk all night! Magnum XL's FTW!!! However, I prefer in house pu$$y, a monogamous relationship, mandatory & random STD testing and no condoms :goodjob: ...........

C22H19N3O4
10-10-2007, 08:07 AM
I seem to just lose my happiness and go flaccid, and at times even when it is missionary.



Is it really a condom issue?

Things to consider:

-Are you on any medication?
-Do you consume large amounts of alcohol?
-Any significant lifestyle changes?
-Under large amount of stress?
-Are you really attracted to her?
-Could you possibly be gay? (*Note: Not implying all Canadians are gay.)

bware113
10-10-2007, 09:18 PM
Just like Miller Light, Condoms are less filling.......

Used to have problems with them myself once upon a time, the common brands are so restrictive. I would even have issues climaxing, fuk all night! Magnum XL's FTW!!! However, I prefer in house pu$$y, a monogamous relationship, mandatory & random STD testing and no condoms :goodjob: ...........
^ Agreed...then everythings all like:love:
instead of :gay: (imagine the hand as your flaccidness.)

S II K
10-10-2007, 11:58 PM
yeah dude condoms FTL big time. i hate them but i have to protect the big man downstairs...

bigdare23
10-11-2007, 12:03 AM
try these


They are the best feeling condoms I ever used, but they are kinda expensive

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41RBE5G3X5L._AA280_.jpg

Oh yeah you cant break them (or atleast not by f ucking LOL)

{X}Echo419
10-11-2007, 12:19 AM
get drunk and watch Charmane Starr videos. problem solved. ;)

chinitoxamor
10-11-2007, 11:50 AM
Nah i put a glow on condom on and chicks are like WTF!! IS that a lava lamp:yes: IT looks something like this before i stick it in her.
http://www.giantlavalamp.com/images/main_day_m.jpg

puahahahahahahahahahahahahah :lmfao: lava lamp.. lets get it son :idb:

Blitanicle99
10-11-2007, 12:24 PM
I had a problem breaking condoms like 3-4 in one sitting or screwing whatever you wanna call it. Moved to the magnums and its all gravy. And yeah sorta had that Im getting bored problem before and just switched up positions and ****. I start doggie almost every time so I keep myself interested. (Maybe Im just hella OCD lol)

Stormhammer
10-11-2007, 12:32 PM
Is it really a condom issue?

Things to consider:

-Are you on any medication?
-Do you consume large amounts of alcohol?
-Any significant lifestyle changes?
-Under large amount of stress?
-Are you really attracted to her?
-Could you possibly be gay? (*Note: Not implying all Canadians are gay.)

No
No
No
No
hell yes
hell no

I mean, about 99% of the time with the condom on it was good to go in missionary, but was it a race against time :lmao: without the condom on, there has never been an issue - I might have to actually step up to a magnum for girth to see if its any help

AtifSajid
10-18-2007, 02:32 PM
If you been having sex unprotected and feeling the real thing, then wearing a condom will give you issues. Some positions you will be able to keep your **** hard, and others the **** will go limp..

Julio
10-20-2007, 08:52 AM
Condoms are party pooper.

My Viagra = 6 heineken....