View Full Version : FREE BLACK WIDOW SPIDERs
Annihilation
10-05-2007, 12:00 PM
Well I bought a car from bumble-FCUKland and its gots spiders....I had randomguy drive it all the way home with the door panel off the driver side door. I checked the car out in the morning and was about to wire up the door when BAM i see a black widow.....i spray paint his ass and i thought that was it....well today i see another one and some other spider as well
they are kinda small, but i'm sure if you feed them they will get bigger and eventually kill ur ass too, if they get a chance...or you can play a spider and mouse game
if anyone wants one come get it YOURSELF...if not its gonna be exterminated tomorrow
R3RUN
10-05-2007, 12:02 PM
That one has the same sort of body as a brown recluse but has to many colors I think. Throw like 6 of those bug bombs in there. Deadly spider bite + driving = FAIL
Annihilation
10-05-2007, 12:02 PM
IS THAT A BLACK WIDOW? IDK I JUST CHECKED ON HOW THEY LOOK AND WELL THEY DONT LOOK LIKE THAT...BUT THEY HAVE THE SAME RED MARKING ON THE BACK
Bugbomb the sh*t outta that car.
R3RUN
10-05-2007, 12:03 PM
Nah, I dont think thats a black widow. If I remember right they are all black with a red hourglass on the bottom.
On_Her_Face
10-05-2007, 12:04 PM
through a grenade in your car. problem solved.
keevo54
10-05-2007, 12:05 PM
Yea that doesnt look like a black widow but its hard to tell from the pic
Hundo®
10-05-2007, 12:06 PM
http://www.spidy.goliathus.com/img/BlackWidowSpider.jpg
that's a black widow, unmistakeable.
R3RUN
10-05-2007, 12:07 PM
http://www.spidy.goliathus.com/img/BlackWidowSpider.jpg
that's a black widow, unmistakeable.
yea. scary as ****. found one in my basement one time.
Hundo®
10-05-2007, 12:08 PM
yea. scary as ****. found one in my basement one time.
my buddy was bitten by one once.. after 15 minutes his legg swelled up and was the size of a ****ing balloon, we had to take him to the hospital.. he woulda been dead had he not gone in another hour or so.
§treet_§peed
10-05-2007, 12:09 PM
lol it's a hybrid spider.. get biten by that ***** and you'll be the next spider man
On_Her_Face
10-05-2007, 12:09 PM
http://www.spidy.goliathus.com/img/BlackWidowSpider.jpg
that's a black widow, unmistakeable.
you are a dumbass, this is a BLACK widow
§treet_§peed
10-05-2007, 12:09 PM
i hate this mother ****ing damn son of ***** whore **** ass censorhip we got now damnit
R3RUN
10-05-2007, 12:10 PM
lawls at black widow.
Hundo®
10-05-2007, 12:10 PM
http://thefuntimesguide.com/images/blogs/brown_recluse_spider_bite_Day10.jpg
all i have to say is, don't get bitten.
1000cckiller
10-05-2007, 12:11 PM
WTF, is going on in here
§treet_§peed
10-05-2007, 12:12 PM
^^your mom
R3RUN
10-05-2007, 12:12 PM
Spiders and old black women with dead husbands.
On_Her_Face
10-05-2007, 12:13 PM
aka black widows lol
R3RUN
10-05-2007, 12:15 PM
aka black widows lol
hell, if she had a walker she'd only be 2 legs short of a spider.
1000cckiller
10-05-2007, 12:15 PM
^^your momwell, your mom is touching my private right now.
§treet_§peed
10-05-2007, 12:22 PM
damn i told that whore not to do it for free anymore.. i need money damnit.. tell that ***** to call me when she gets done.. and btw you are a sick man.. my mom is short and fat..LOL
Annihilation
10-05-2007, 12:30 PM
http://thefuntimesguide.com/images/blogs/brown_recluse_spider_bite_Day10.jpg
all i have to say is, don't get bitten.
looks like a rotten PU$$Y on his hand LOL
Nitro
10-05-2007, 01:11 PM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Annihilation again.
:lmfao:
OneSlow5pt0
10-05-2007, 01:17 PM
Black widows are bad lookin spiders,i got a huge garden spider on my porch
XLR8NMR2
10-05-2007, 02:49 PM
if that is a black widow it's a male and immature. I need a better pic but if they are black widows i want them
1) you can sell the venom
2) They don't sting unless you **** with them
3) i'll feed them to my scorpion
§treet_§peed
10-05-2007, 02:51 PM
^ lol vids? FTW hahha
ISAtlanta300
10-05-2007, 02:56 PM
Well I bought a car from bumble-FCUKland and its gots spiders....I had randomguy drive it all the way home with the door panel off the driver side door. I checked the car out in the morning and was about to wire up the door when BAM i see a black widow.....i spray paint his ass and i thought that was it....well today i see another one and some other spider as well
they are kinda small, but i'm sure if you feed them they will get bigger and eventually kill ur ass too, if they get a chance...or you can play a spider and mouse game
if anyone wants one come get it YOURSELF...if not its gonna be exterminated tomorrow
Hmmmm that looks like a yellow orb weaver... a garden spider.....
they do bite, but are not fatal...and are not agressive...
HalfBaked
10-05-2007, 03:16 PM
I had one living in my front strut, we found it when taking off the tire to replace my transmission once. It was sorta scary to drive my car after that...
VooDooXII
10-05-2007, 03:47 PM
Aw hell naw...bugbombs, now.
Damn, spiders scare me to death.
Hundo®
10-05-2007, 05:21 PM
brown recluse /black widow/ tarantula are 3 things i will not **** around with, if i see it, im running, or if it's in my house it's ****ed.
Stormhammer
10-05-2007, 05:52 PM
brown recluse /black widow/ tarantula are 3 things i will not **** around with, if i see it, im running, or if it's in my house it's ****ed.
haha in my senior year of highschool my oceanography class had a pet tarantula - you'd breathe into the tank and it'd come out of hiding sensing the blood on your breath ( yeah, you still emit iron through your breath etc )
I proceeded to set him loose near some girls. The teacher had a ball. I got detention :( but it was great :lmfao:
this **** Hasan has to go through... lol
Hundo®
10-05-2007, 05:55 PM
haha in my senior year of highschool my oceanography class had a pet tarantula - you'd breathe into the tank and it'd come out of hiding sensing the blood on your breath ( yeah, you still emit iron through your breath etc )
I proceeded to set him loose near some girls. The teacher had a ball. I got detention :( but it was great :lmfao:
this **** Hasan has to go through... lol
lmao if i was in class and saw a tarantula creepin up on me ida planted a book on it. real quick.
OneSlow5pt0
10-05-2007, 11:42 PM
tarantula are not dangerous
now the one spider NEVER to **** with is a Aussie funnel web spider
0p7!mu5
10-06-2007, 12:02 AM
had a black widow once CRAWL on me @my mom's house I ran like ****in hell .. till i swatted the sucker off and stomped da ***** to death
dELfONiK
10-06-2007, 12:11 AM
I killed a black widow in my garage the other day, or at least I thought it was a black widow. It was a light brownish color and had a red stripe on its abdomen. It wasn't the shape of an hourglass, but it was red. And the abdomen wasn't big like in one of the pics posted.
Kevykev
10-06-2007, 09:06 AM
Haha you dumn mthfkers!!!
I bought a prelude last year, had it towed, i little snake fell of onto the tow truck bed.
It was very hot outside - that was the worse decision that little bastard ever made.
Not sure if he made it!
The Ninja
10-06-2007, 09:11 AM
if that is a black widow it's a male and immature. I need a better pic but if they are black widows i want them
1) you can sell the venom
2) They don't sting unless you **** with them
3) i'll feed them to my scorpion
Spider's don't sting, and the amount of venom you can extract from this spider, (with the correct tools), would be so miniscule that you wouldn't make more than $10. Go ahead, risk your life and limb for $10, but make sure you record that ****, and leave all rights and rewards in your will to me.
Just be glad it isn't a camel spider.
XLR8NMR2
10-06-2007, 10:59 AM
Spider's don't sting, and the amount of venom you can extract from this spider, (with the correct tools), would be so miniscule that you wouldn't make more than $10. Go ahead, risk your life and limb for $10, but make sure you record that ****, and leave all rights and rewards in your will to me.
sting/bite same **** to me, it hurts and there excreting venom in your blood stream.
and if you find a black widow chances are there is more around or it's been there long enough to find a mate......If you find a nest of black widow spiders you can call a spider doctor that will extract the venom for you or a exterminator that will just kill them
but it's better to call a spider doctor because the venom can be used to make antivenom and you never know it could possibly save a life one day.
SL65AMG
10-06-2007, 11:15 AM
Well I bought a car from bumble-FCUKland and its gots spiders....I had randomguy drive it all the way home with the door panel off the driver side door. I checked the car out in the morning and was about to wire up the door when BAM i see a black widow.....i spray paint his ass and i thought that was it....well today i see another one and some other spider as well
they are kinda small, but i'm sure if you feed them they will get bigger and eventually kill ur ass too, if they get a chance...or you can play a spider and mouse game
if anyone wants one come get it YOURSELF...if not its gonna be exterminated tomorrow
now if you only knew what a black widow looked like
santacruz77
10-06-2007, 11:24 AM
lol i hate black widows. after going on a bike ride once found one made a nice nest in my helmet. then once i was taking the cover of the pool picked up the corner some water poored into my shoe with 3 ****ing black widows in it.
throw some bug bombs in your car then throw a match in it
coolcat
10-06-2007, 07:24 PM
Holy sh*t black widows scare me, once when I was in about 5th grade me and my friend were digging a big ass hole to make an underground fortress (sh*t was badass by the way) and I picked up a big rock, about 1" from my finger was the biggest damn black widow I had ever seen, I screamed like a lil b*tch.
Oh yeah, brown recluse's will f*ck your skin up bad, there are some GROSS pictures online of brown recluse bites.
SL65AMG
10-06-2007, 08:46 PM
Holy sh*t black widows scare me, once when I was in about 5th grade me and my friend were digging a big ass hole to make an underground fortress (sh*t was badass by the way) and I picked up a big rock, about 1" from my finger was the biggest damn black widow I had ever seen, I screamed like a lil b*tch.
Oh yeah, brown recluse's will f*ck your skin up bad, there are some GROSS pictures online of brown recluse bites.
i just looked that **** up.... thats absolutely disgusting but it goes to show you how toxic those poisons are.....
BiH1320
10-07-2007, 04:16 AM
brown recluse /black widow/ tarantula are 3 things i will not **** around with, if i see it, im running, or if it's in my house it's ****ed.
i own a tarantula =]
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