How many times..........Have you had?

[Kelly]

LOL! Oh snap, I'm a pansie.

[Killer]

For pansies.


did i mention i play guitar???

[Kelly]

well i'm gonna need something in return... :idb: :ninja:

How bout the fact that I found your vehicle, next apartment & place to party for your birthday. Oh and your ...............

[Kelly]

did i mention i play guitar???

And by play he doesn't mean pick around like Ed...

:D

[Killer]

And by play he doesn't mean pick around like Ed...

:D


OH ****!!!!!!!! lol!!! ed just got owned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[t3ggr]

did i mention i play guitar???

Fine kyle you win.

You found the way into a womans haeart other than promises of love and marriage.

Lirl @ this thread turning.

[Kelly]

Ted---> "llllloooooovvvvveeee yyyyooouuuuu" :D

[Ed]

And by play he doesn't mean pick around like Ed...

:D

:2up:




kyle am i to bring my guitar?

[Kelly]

Babe, you gave me 6 points. Thanks pumpkin

[Kelly]

:2up:


:kiss:

[Killer]

:2up:




kyle am i to bring my guitar?


yeah... i would get a case if i were you though...

[Killer]

Fine kyle you win.

You found the way into a womans haeart other than promises of love and marriage.

Lirl @ this thread turning.


ed almost lost you when i played victoria... i know... i know...

but i'm just trying to help him out is all...

[Killer]

i need gene to get up in this

[Ed]

lol

im not bringing it i dont have money to buy a case.

i'd never lose her to you. she doesnt like rednecks or white boys for that matter.

[Killer]

lol

im not bringing it i dont have money to buy a case.

i'd never lose her to you. she doesnt like rednecks or white boys for that matter.


that's what she thinks...

[t3ggr]

ed almost lost you when i played victoria... i know... i know...

but i'm just trying to help him out is all...

Just almost.

If kelly was willing to except me into your relationship I might have done it right then and there.

But I know she likes one on one.

[Ed]

trust me, latin lovers are the best

[Killer]

Just almost.

If kelly was willing to except me into your relationship I might have done it right then and there.

But I know she likes one on one.


lol... ed has no idea skin color/blood line/redneck or gangster does not apply when you have the voice of an angel, and mad guitar skills... lol

[t3ggr]

trust me, latin lovers are the best

At failing.

Just joking. Don't be sad you'll grow up to be like kyle one day.

[Killer]

At failing.

Just joking. Don't be sad you'll grow up to be like kyle one day.


snap.

[ep9716]

Does Wacking It Count? Cuz If So Then Im At About 2,200 Other Then That...I'd Say 50..

[t3ggr]

lol... ed has no idea skin color/blood line/redneck or gangster does not apply when you have the voice of an angel, and mad guitar skills... lol

ROFLROFL...

Damn. That is one serious negrodamus.

[t3ggr]

Does Wacking It Count? Cuz If So Then Im At About 2,200 Other Then That...I'd Say 50..

Ha. Typical IA member.

[Ed]

damn... i got owned. im leaving now.

[ep9716]

Ha. Typical IA member.

IA Ownes Lifes......

[Killer]

damn... i got owned. im leaving now.

what time are you off work???

i'm leaving in about ten min.. running home and packing.. then i'm gonna hit walmart/package store and buy some weekend supplies...

if you got sleeping bags bring them...

[t3ggr]

aww, you know I love it when you shove the pillow on my face so your mom can't hear.

Come back....

[Ed]

i get off at 5. then im going to get the woman, then we are runningt o wal mart too, then i got some stuff i gotta take care of and ill be heading up by 830ish, is that cool?

[Killer]

aww, you know I love it when you shove the pillow on my face so your mom can't hear.

Come back....


gross....

[Kelly]

That's too late... Booo Hissss.....

[Killer]

i get off at 5. then im going to get the woman, then we are runningt o wal mart too, then i got some stuff i gotta take care of and ill be heading up by 830ish, is that cool?


i guess... i may not have service where we're going so i'll get you some directions before i head out... or just meet you in br at a certain time or something.

[Ed]

shut it, men are talking.

[Killer]

really though.... earlier would be better but that's cool...

[Ed]

i guess... i may not have service where we're going so i'll get you some directions before i head out... or just meet you in br at a certain time or something.

alright. ill try but make plans to meet me somewhere at like 930 just in case. is b going?

[t3ggr]

yea I told him that, but he has some ghey stuff he has to attend to.

Ed's mom is so hot in undies. She never wears a bra either.

[Frög]

15 pages? damn.. but ya like alot of you all said.. too many to count.. when i was in a relationship, it was atleast twice a day when we saw each other.. but when your single it is alot easier to keep track, if you ask me how many time ive had sex in the past month i could probably figure it out..

[Ed]

hey thats enough.

[TheProfiteer]

lets see, about 2 times a day for the last two years, minus maybe about 25-30 days

then maybe about 1-2 a month from when I was 17-20

around 746 times

[§treet_§peed]

this ***** blew up since i left lol

[Slow Motion]

Has anyone ever counted how many times, they have had sex. It dosent matter how many partners. I just want to know how many times.

I am at about 500x

I thought about it for a while...and I was in two year relationships most of the time so I came up with

Lets say 300 days cuz my girls were freaks or i turned them into freak so 300 days out the year twice a day with marathon days added later from the virgin end date.

300 days
x 2 twice a day equals
----
600 times a year over
x 8 years
----
24000 times before marathon days

If marathon days were added...

114 days
x 8 sessions per day*
----
912 times

*a session can be multiple times within one session

So
24000
+ 912
-------
24913 times<<-- including today

24913 times in 8 years and im just average.

[0p7!mu5]

i tried this once and stopped when we hit 467 within three months with my ex fiance'.

[autumnk5]

one two.... two times

[§treet_§peed]

sure... what r you a nun?

[1000cckiller]

lol@math problems to solve for the answer

[Slow Motion]

If you haven't had sex over a few ten thousandths times there is a problem. I mean seriously with one chic you should have phucked her over 1000 times.



i tried this once and stopped when we hit 467 within three months with my ex fiance'.

I don't think you would have time to phuck 5 times a day unless you don't have a job....467 divided over three months.

[§treet_§peed]

i phuced alot of betches in my day

[speedminded]

If you haven't had sex over a few ten thousandths times there is a problem. I mean seriously with one chic you should have phucked her over 1000 times.




I don't think you would have time to phuck 5 times a day unless you don't have a job....467 divided over three months.naww, 3+ times a day during the week is feasible: morning, after work, then at night at least once...the weekend makes up for the rest ;)

[1000cckiller]

naww, 3+ times a day during the week is feasible: morning, after work, then at night at least once...the weekend makes up for the rest ;)okay :ninja:

[SL65AMG]

298,247,369
skeet skeet motha ****a

[Tasuki_Civic]

thats one question i cant answer. i never counted.

[bigdare23]

Lets do a calculation

I average 3 times a week, 3 weeks a month (I hate that one week), and 9 months pasted. So about 81 times this year

Last year I averaged about 5x a week and the year before that 7x (dont you notice the decline!!! Trade your girl in after two years or this will happen to you LOL). Theres 52 weeks in a year, but only 40 weeks you can have sex, so (5x40)+(7x40)+81=561 from the past 3 years

[ultm8mind]

I've had sex a few times.......if a few is thousands.

[1000cckiller]

thats one question i cant answer. i never counted.how about we start a new count, beautiful

[AnthonyF]

this is stupid. how many people tally this shìt on their wall? lol.

where the simple for infinite?

[AnthonyF]

Lets do a calculation

I average 3 times a week, 3 weeks a month (I hate that one week), and 9 months pasted. So about 81 times this year

Last year I averaged about 5x a week and the year before that 7x (dont you notice the decline!!! Trade your girl in after two years or this will happen to you LOL). Theres 52 weeks in a year, but only 40 weeks you can have sex, so (5x40)+(7x40)+81=561 from the past 3 years

:thinking: my head hurts...you have too much free time.

[1000cckiller]

this is stupid. how many people tally this shìt on their wall? lol.

where the simple for infinite?from what you just posted, all your are on one hand.

[AnthonyF]

from what you just posted, all your are on one hand.

u sir are a liar. Liar liar...pants on FIRRREEEE!!!!!!!!

^frank caliendo

[mocha latte cupcake]

once... it was terrible... i felt as though the girl was a blowup doll the required quarters... she took my money all the time, it was unsatisfying, she laid there, and she ran outta power around 5 minutes... i cried... then moved on and have been scared of the elusive vagina ever since lol

[Crazy Asian]

Therefore he jsut has sex with the Lucy....blows more money then any man will for some JDM parts. Oh wait there's me too...but I run out oh so quick.,

[Elbow]

At LEAST 250

[mocha latte cupcake]

Therefore he jsut has sex with the Lucy....blows more money then any man will for some JDM parts. Oh wait there's me too...but I run out oh so quick.,

dude i've had better orgasms in lucy on a twistie road than i ever did with that girl lirl lol and its true i spend stupid money on parts lol but back to the topic @ hand... SEX. :D

[hXc007]

ive had it more times than i can even count

rofl

[Slow Motion]

Damn such low numbers are yall virgins or are yall doing it wrong...