Tiff-O-Bitties
10-03-2007, 12:18 PM
Do you meet these requirements?!
Some prerequisites to be a gangsta are:
- Ignorance
- Inability to read
- Inability to spell
- Inability to wear a hat properly
- Inability to hold a gun
- Inability to choose the proper size of clothing
- Smoke crack cocaine
- Claim to dodge bullets and be poor, so to be be recognized by a group of idiotic 13 year olds as an "idol"
- No common sense
- Don't feel like working hard enough to get a real job
- Kill people because it's "cool"
- Buy $200 dollar shoes
- Buy a huge "bling bling" chain. Or, better yet, dip a chiwawa in chrome and wear it around your neck. Oops, I meant, "yo" neck, holmes.
- Be tough (This is an odd requirement. Most gangstas are tough, but get angry when a white person says the ever popular hilarious word: "******".
- Be black (Not always required - a new fad has started in the previously clean and awesome suburbs: white kids seem to want to live in the ghetto, a disgusting place full of thieves, murderers, pimps, extortionists, drug dealers, and thieving murdering pimping extortionist drug dealers. If a ghetto is formed in your society, it is time for a genocide. Often times, these ghettoians will claim to be sick, but they never specify with what. They also claim to be a dope, and I must agree with them. Other phrases include: "yo", "homie", "*****", "dawg", "frog", and "I'm similar to a squirrel!" (thanks 50 Cent(s))
- Use "AIM" (Apparently, a new wave of gangstas are spawning. You no longer have to be poor to be a gangsta, and you no longer have to use a phone to speak to someone else not with you like a moron. You can now type to other "gangstas" with shortcuts that save you .00000000001 of second. Some of these shortcuts include: "u", "r", "rly", "gy". Gangstas also claim to be "reppasentin da h00d" by sending area codes to other AIMers.³)
Some prerequisites to be a gangsta are:
- Ignorance
- Inability to read
- Inability to spell
- Inability to wear a hat properly
- Inability to hold a gun
- Inability to choose the proper size of clothing
- Smoke crack cocaine
- Claim to dodge bullets and be poor, so to be be recognized by a group of idiotic 13 year olds as an "idol"
- No common sense
- Don't feel like working hard enough to get a real job
- Kill people because it's "cool"
- Buy $200 dollar shoes
- Buy a huge "bling bling" chain. Or, better yet, dip a chiwawa in chrome and wear it around your neck. Oops, I meant, "yo" neck, holmes.
- Be tough (This is an odd requirement. Most gangstas are tough, but get angry when a white person says the ever popular hilarious word: "******".
- Be black (Not always required - a new fad has started in the previously clean and awesome suburbs: white kids seem to want to live in the ghetto, a disgusting place full of thieves, murderers, pimps, extortionists, drug dealers, and thieving murdering pimping extortionist drug dealers. If a ghetto is formed in your society, it is time for a genocide. Often times, these ghettoians will claim to be sick, but they never specify with what. They also claim to be a dope, and I must agree with them. Other phrases include: "yo", "homie", "*****", "dawg", "frog", and "I'm similar to a squirrel!" (thanks 50 Cent(s))
- Use "AIM" (Apparently, a new wave of gangstas are spawning. You no longer have to be poor to be a gangsta, and you no longer have to use a phone to speak to someone else not with you like a moron. You can now type to other "gangstas" with shortcuts that save you .00000000001 of second. Some of these shortcuts include: "u", "r", "rly", "gy". Gangstas also claim to be "reppasentin da h00d" by sending area codes to other AIMers.³)