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boosted1jz
07-20-2005, 07:41 PM
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the U . S . REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.

kilpatty43
07-20-2005, 07:41 PM
lol awesome

YokotaS13
07-20-2005, 07:43 PM
if only they would

quickdodge®
07-20-2005, 07:57 PM
Look here, mother fucker. Is there a website called. www.repost.com? Lolol. J/k, dude. You remind me of a younger version of my IA self, lolol. Keep up the good work. Later, QD.

JustinSane110™
07-20-2005, 07:59 PM
LMAO!! That was funny. :goodjob:


Look here, mother fucker. Is there a website called. www.repost.com? Lolol. J/k, dude. You remind me of a younger version of my IA self, lolol. Keep up the good work. Later, QD.

Damn, QD tryin to assert himself as King Postwhore. :D

boosted1jz
07-20-2005, 08:02 PM
i try QD i try...... im still a noob at all this repost stuff LOL

HEATON
07-20-2005, 08:39 PM
Actually the ppl downrange right now are mostly from the Southern States...Also the SOuthern states have a higher 'popuataion' in the mil. the USAF's recruiting headquarters is at Robbins AFB.