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1000cckiller
09-25-2007, 08:35 AM
I swear so of these dumb mudda fuckers need to stop thinking they are cool. So I over sleep which is normal, because I sleep straight through my alarm clock. I wake up and then I brush my teeth, to have my no electronic toothbrush vibrating in my mouth. Vibrating yes, because some dummy at 7:30am wants to beat his music in the parking lot of my apartments. The damn music was shaking my damn floor and my walls, so I get dressed so I can go talk to that SOB and tell him to turn that shit down.

So I am dressed and going outside to tell him off, by time I get down there he is pulling off, so all I see is that the truck is orange. So I get in my car to head to work, as I am coming to my gate, I see this orange thing that I thought was a truck wasnt. It was some jackass with a box chevy on 28" rims, I swear that was to dumbest shit I have ever seen in my life. It took him 10mins to turn out of my apartment complex because he coudnt go because of how heavy those rims are. Then also its so much fenderwell missing I am surprised he didnt fall out the bottom of the car and get ran over.

Next time I see him I will take pics, because that shit was funny. When he was leaving he was embarrased because it was taking so long, he said he was sorry, I told him its fine, and I said I hope from all that turning none of your front two wheels fall off so you dont have to ride three wheel motion.

BobbyFresco
09-25-2007, 08:49 AM
Lirl

1000cckiller
09-25-2007, 08:52 AM
Man I work have not gone to work if a tire would have fell off. I would have went back to my apartment and gotten a camera and laughed

Tracy
09-25-2007, 08:53 AM
I happen to like Donks with Bass.

1000cckiller
09-25-2007, 08:55 AM
I happen to like Donks with Bass.that shit was beyond Donk Tracy, that shit sitting so high I could have walked from one side to the other under da car.

DrunkScotsman
09-25-2007, 08:56 AM
I happen to like Donks with Bass.somebody has jungle fever , lol

BobbyFresco
09-25-2007, 08:57 AM
I happen to like Donks with Bass.


White girl w/ghetto tendencies...........:lmfao:

1000cckiller
09-25-2007, 08:58 AM
Tracy loves black men, unlike Dee who is undercover :ninja:

DrunkScotsman
09-25-2007, 08:59 AM
:lmfao:You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to StuntallDay again. , lol , i tried!

Sammich
09-25-2007, 08:59 AM
somebody has jungle fever , lol

tracy loves my ding dong w/ the creme filling:lmao:

BobbyFresco
09-25-2007, 08:59 AM
Tracy loves black men, unlike Dee who is undercover :ninja:


Tracy just doesn't know it yet....:yes:

BobbyFresco
09-25-2007, 09:00 AM
tracy loves my ding dong w/ the creme filling:lmao:


and them in walks Pbs and gheys up the thread..

Damn you nagger.:lmfao:

1000cckiller
09-25-2007, 09:00 AM
Tracy just doesn't know it yet....:yes:No on the real Tracy is one of those Miami girls she dont hate

BobbyFresco
09-25-2007, 09:02 AM
No on the real Tracy is one of those Miami girls she dont hate


She don't hate but she doesn't (in) take either.........:lmfao:

1000cckiller
09-25-2007, 09:04 AM
She don't hate but she doesn't (in) take either.........:lmfao: :lmfao: yo ass is a fool

Sammich
09-25-2007, 09:04 AM
and them in walks Pbs and gheys up the thread..

Damn you nagger.:lmfao:

FYP tracy loves me..she took me driftin then after makin those skid marks she took off her panties and showed me her other skid marks..so u kno what i said..."put them nasty shits back on and please me orally" and she did :lmao:

Tracy
09-25-2007, 09:06 AM
I have always like bass. All the way to when the mini trucks with the widest, smallest rims you could get were cool.

I like donks because they are ridiculous. I like ridiculous things. I also like ding dong with creme filling. Nothing wrong with that.

XLR8NMR2
09-25-2007, 09:06 AM
what was she playing?

1000cckiller
09-25-2007, 09:07 AM
FYP tracy loves me..she took me driftin then after makin those skid marks she took off her panties and showed me her other skid marks..so u kno what i said..."put them nasty shits back on and please me orally" and she did :lmao:http://www.myblam.com/Media/pictures/thumbnails/557-lol.jpg

BobbyFresco
09-25-2007, 09:07 AM
FYP tracy loves me..she took me driftin then after makin those skid marks she took off her panties and showed me her other skid marks..so u kno what i said..."put them nasty shits back on and please me orally" and she did :lmao:


Lmao....wtf............................:upchuck:

Tracy
09-25-2007, 09:08 AM
FYP tracy loves me..she took me driftin then after makin those skid marks she took off her panties and showed me her other skid marks..so u kno what i said..."put them nasty shits back on and please me orally" and she did :lmao:

OMG, that shit is so played out already. Can you come up with some new material if my name is going to come out of your mouth?

1000cckiller
09-25-2007, 09:08 AM
what was she playing?http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PS/87665~Dude-Wtf-Posters.jpg are you talking about

Glides
09-25-2007, 09:09 AM
I also like ding dong with creme filling. Nothing wrong with that.

There are so many posts where I can safely say I love you. This is one of them. :goodjob:

1000cckiller
09-25-2007, 09:10 AM
There are so many posts where I can safely say I love you. This is one of them. :goodjob:x2

Sammich
09-25-2007, 09:12 AM
I have always like bass. All the way to when the mini trucks with the widest, smallest rims you could get were cool.

I like donks because they are ridiculous. I like ridiculous things. I also like ding dong with creme filling. Nothing wrong with that.

see..hey tracy..i have bass:D

XLR8NMR2
09-25-2007, 09:12 AM
what was he listening too.....thats what i meant....just woke up my bad.

Sammich
09-25-2007, 09:12 AM
OMG, that shit is so played out already. Can you come up with some new material if my name is going to come out of your mouth?

i love u b00:D

Tracy
09-25-2007, 09:14 AM
There are so many posts where I can safely say I love you. This is one of them. :goodjob:

:crazy: you are too sweet!

I mean, why try to act like a ding dong is a bad thing or a cut down? It has been very good to me. :yes: If not for ding dong, I would definitely be a lesbian. So, hail the ding dong and it's powers of the creme filling.

XLR8NMR2
09-25-2007, 09:15 AM
hi tracy.

1000cckiller
09-25-2007, 09:15 AM
what was he listening too.....thats what i meant....just woke up my bad.Kanye, he said 50 sucks :lmfao: :lmfao:

1000cckiller
09-25-2007, 09:16 AM
:crazy: you are too sweet!

I mean, why try to act like a ding dong is a bad thing or a cut down? It has been very good to me. :yes: If not for ding dong, I would definitely be a lesbian. So, hail the ding dong and it's powers of the creme filling.I got a lot of magic in my ding dong

Tracy
09-25-2007, 09:16 AM
hi tracy. Hi boo. :bannana:

XLR8NMR2
09-25-2007, 09:18 AM
Kanye, he said 50 sucks :lmfao: :lmfao:

aww fuck that if he was bumping some kayne at this early in the morning i wouldve slashed his fucking tires.

Tracy
09-25-2007, 09:18 AM
I got a lot of magic in my ding dong

People with magic in their ding dong don't talk about it. They sneak it on you and lay it down. :ninja: I know this for a fact being a regular receiver.

1000cckiller
09-25-2007, 09:19 AM
Hi boo. :bannana:You say Hi to fake thug boy, and I get nothing........I hate you Tracy.... :cry: ........... :lmfao:

XLR8NMR2
09-25-2007, 09:19 AM
Hi boo. :bannana:

I have some chick out here that wants to meet you! she wants some drifting lessons and i'll take a good ball rub if you could.....:goodjob:

1000cckiller
09-25-2007, 09:19 AM
People with magic in their ding dong don't talk about it. They sneak it on you and lay it down. :ninja: I know this for a fact being a regular receiver.I touched you already, dont tell Dan

Tracy
09-25-2007, 09:20 AM
I have some chick out here that wants to meet you! she wants some drifting lessons and i'll take a good ball rub if you could.....:goodjob:

I am for hire for both of those activities. PM for pricing.

PSINXS
09-25-2007, 09:23 AM
lol@Brian. dont hate cuz he on 28s

1000cckiller
09-25-2007, 09:25 AM
lol@Brian. dont hate cuz he on 28shate , I am gone be laughing when I see that shit broke down on covington hwy. That ***** gone ask me for a ride, and I am go say take one of those wheels off and ride it back home.


Also bitch why didnt you answer the phone yesterday

BobbyFresco
09-25-2007, 09:25 AM
You say Hi to fake thug boy, and I get nothing........I hate you Tracy.... :cry: ........... :lmfao:



Lirl.................:lmfao:

Kevykev
09-25-2007, 09:26 AM
ha.

BobbyFresco
09-25-2007, 09:27 AM
Lirl.................:lmfao:


Me too.... Lirl:lmfao:

Kevykev
09-25-2007, 09:27 AM
ha.


Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn Twennny EIGHTS!!!

1000cckiller
09-25-2007, 09:28 AM
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn Twennny EIGHTS!!!yeah 28" he was by your house, he was riding up Wesley Chapel. I thought it was you.....ha....

XLR8NMR2
09-25-2007, 09:29 AM
WHAT LAG did you drive an escalade???bryan son?!?!?!?

1000cckiller
09-25-2007, 09:31 AM
WHAT LAG did you drive an escalade???bryan son?!?!?!? :thinking:

Sammich
09-25-2007, 09:32 AM
crack head..nevermind him

BobbyFresco
09-25-2007, 09:33 AM
WHAT LAG did you drive an escalade???bryan son?!?!?!?



:english:

1000cckiller
09-25-2007, 09:34 AM
:english:x2

BobbyFresco
09-25-2007, 09:35 AM
x2


We better stop bec Gangsta Steve Urkel might get all homicidal and shit...

PSINXS
09-25-2007, 09:36 AM
hate , I am gone be laughing when I see that shit broke down on covington hwy. That ***** gone ask me for a ride, and I am go say take one of those wheels off and ride it back home.


Also bitch why didnt you answer the phone yesterday
lol i didnt even know you called. what time you call? i was probably gone out. i'm in for the rest of the day. off till tomorrow. so jit my high ass up whenever. i'm just watchin Boyz n da Hood

XLR8NMR2
09-25-2007, 09:36 AM
"Let me say for the record, I am not a gangster and never have been. Im not the thief who grabs your purse. Im not the guy who jacks your car. Im not down with the people who steal and hurt others. Im just a brother who fights back." --2PAC

1000cckiller
09-25-2007, 09:37 AM
We better stop bec Gangsta Steve Urkel might get all homicidal and shit...Like this.............................................. ....
http://www.fmft.net/archives/gangsta1/gangsta%201.JPG

PSINXS
09-25-2007, 09:38 AM
WHAT LAG did you drive an escalade???bryan son?!?!?!?
no mark. that bryan is my ***** JustinSane. this brian is my ***** from decatur tat had the silver evo

Kevykev
09-25-2007, 09:39 AM
yeah 28" he was by your house, he was riding up Wesley Chapel. I thought it was you.....ha....



SHOCKING!!!!

XLR8NMR2
09-25-2007, 09:41 AM
YOU TALKING ABOUT PMS BRIAN?!?!

Sammich
09-25-2007, 09:41 AM
lol @ bryan/brian/brion confusion

BobbyFresco
09-25-2007, 09:41 AM
[QUOTE=WHAT_LAG]Like this.............................................. ....
http://www.fmft.net/archives/gangsta1/gangsta%201.JPG

QUOTE]




:lmfao:

XLR8NMR2
09-25-2007, 09:41 AM
no mark. that bryan is my ***** JustinSane. this brian is my ***** from decatur tat had the silver evo

AND WHERE THE FUCK IS JUSTINSANE BEEN?!?!?!

1000cckiller
09-25-2007, 09:42 AM
SHOCKING!!!! :lmfao: :lmfao: I was like Kev doing his thang

PSINXS
09-25-2007, 09:44 AM
dont know. i lost his number. havent talked to him in two months

Kevykev
09-25-2007, 09:45 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHaaaaa

You crazy - you know I despise peeps with those tastes.


I saw this '03 or so Impala yesterday off 19/41 "VISA What's in your wallet"

These stupid Idiots don't even think of what they're doing!

Ruiner
09-25-2007, 09:47 AM
I had a very hard time reading that...

BobbyFresco
09-25-2007, 09:48 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHaaaaa

You crazy - you know I despise peeps with those tastes.


I saw this '03 or so Impala yesterday off 19/41 "VISA What's in your wallet"

These stupid Idiots don't even think of what they're doing!


There was one at NOPI with Smirnoff, "Drink Responsibly"

I laughed so hard bec I didn't know Smirnoff sponsored buckets...

1000cckiller
09-25-2007, 09:48 AM
I had a very hard time reading that... :thinking:

Kevykev
09-25-2007, 09:50 AM
I had a very hard time reading that...


Hey, we all have our limits!

Ruiner
09-25-2007, 09:50 AM
:thinking:

Your comma use, spelling, sentence structure, and grammar made it difficult to read...



I swear so of these dumb mudda fuckers need to stop thinking they are cool. So I over sleep which is normal, because I sleep straight through my alarm clock. I wake up and then I brush my teeth, to have my no electronic toothbrush vibrating in my mouth. Vibrating yes, because some dummy at 7:30am wants to beat his music in the parking lot of my apartments. The damn music was shaking my damn floor and my walls, so I get dressed so I can go talk to that SOB and tell him to turn that shit down.

So I am dressed and going outside to tell him off, by time I get down there he is pulling off, so all I see is that the truck is orange. So I get in my car to head to work, as I am coming to my gate, I see this orange thing that I thought was a truck wasnt. It was some jackass with a box chevy on 28" rims, I swear that was to dumbest shit I have ever seen in my life. It took him 10mins to turn out of my apartment complex because he coudnt go because of how heavy those rims are. Then also its so much fenderwell missing I am surprised he didnt fall out the bottom of the car and get ran over.

Next time I see him I will take pics, because that shit was funny. When he was leaving he was embarrased because it was taking so long, he said he was sorry, I told him its fine, and I said I hope from all that turning none of your front two wheels fall off so you dont have to ride three wheel motion.

1000cckiller
09-25-2007, 09:51 AM
Hey, we all have our limits!yeah black line and white line, which do you cross

1000cckiller
09-25-2007, 09:52 AM
Your comma use, spelling, sentence structure, and grammar made it difficult to read...just read it fucker.lol. I am at work I dont have time to be perfect.

BobbyFresco
09-25-2007, 09:52 AM
Your comma use, spelling, sentence structure, and grammar made it difficult to read...



Dammit, where's Kayfunk's Care police gif ?

Kevykev
09-25-2007, 09:53 AM
just read it fucker.lol. I am at work I dont have time to be perfect.



Your comma use, spelling, sentence structure, and grammar made it difficult to read...



:lmfao: :lmfao:

XLR8NMR2
09-25-2007, 09:53 AM
ruiner will own you son!

1000cckiller
09-25-2007, 09:53 AM
Dammit, where's Kayfunk's Care police gif ?x2 he act like we are trying to be perfect, he probably at the house sipping coffee. While we are at work or school

1000cckiller
09-25-2007, 09:55 AM
ruiner will own you son! :umno:

BobbyFresco
09-25-2007, 09:55 AM
ruiner will own you son!


The same way crack and spiked punch > you?:thinking:

XLR8NMR2
09-25-2007, 09:55 AM
x2 he act like we are trying to be perfect, he probably at the house sipping coffee. While we are at work or school

whats wrong with cofee:thinking:

XLR8NMR2
09-25-2007, 09:56 AM
The same way crack and spiked punch > you.

hahahahhahahahah good one....
















































NOT.

1000cckiller
09-25-2007, 09:57 AM
The same way crack and spiked punch > you.This is how Mark came about............................................. ....................
http://worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/crack_baby_sale.jpg

BobbyFresco
09-25-2007, 09:58 AM
hahahahhahahahah good one....

NOT.



It's never funny when you're the ass end of a joke.:lmfao:

1000cckiller
09-25-2007, 09:58 AM
whats wrong with cofee:thinking:Whatca think, white man drinking, black coffee. :lmfao:

BobbyFresco
09-25-2007, 09:59 AM
This is how Mark came about............................................. ....................
http://worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/crack_baby_sale.jpg



LIRL...

I just lost it....:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

XLR8NMR2
09-25-2007, 09:59 AM
Whatca think, white man drinking, black coffee. :lmfao:

:lmfao:

XLR8NMR2
09-25-2007, 10:00 AM
This is how Mark came about............................................. ....................
http://worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/crack_baby_sale.jpg

crack is whack

Sammich
09-25-2007, 10:09 AM
This is how Mark came about............................................. ....................
http://worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/crack_baby_sale.jpg
hell naw LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Ruiner
09-25-2007, 12:00 PM
x2 he act like we are trying to be perfect, he probably at the house sipping coffee. While we are at work or school

Close. I'm sitting at my cushy job earning a damn good salary. Actually, now that you mention it, I can work from home if I want...

1000cckiller
09-25-2007, 12:18 PM
Close. I'm sitting at my cushy job earning a damn good salary. Actually, now that you mention it, I can work from home if I want...no shit fucker.lol. Hurry and get a car, I am tired of waiting to see what you are going to get.

Ruiner
09-25-2007, 12:42 PM
no shit fucker.lol. Hurry and get a car, I am tired of waiting to see what you are going to get.

I'm in no hurry. :) I am looking at the new GTR, though, but I won't get "first model year" no matter how much you pay me. Eh, maybe a C6 Vette of some sort. We'll see. I have a wedding to pay for first. Fuck.