Im convinced...

[0p7!mu5]

Women are fucking paranoid and friggin nuts. I have yet to find one that doesnt exaggerate every minor detail out of everything or has to start a fight for no reason.Ladies,wtf gimmie a friggin clue as to what the hell you're on or a damn survival guide:thinking: ... Discuss..

[Halfwit]

maybe your like a loser or something.

[Maniaç]

Discuss these nuts..

[Psycho]

Discuss these nuts..
They look like two dried up raisins.
/discussion

[Maniaç]

They look like two dried up raisins.
/discussion

More like over sized dried up raisins, lolol. (when it comes to me)

[Psycho]

Women are fucking paranoid and friggin nuts. I have yet to find one that doesnt exaggerate every minor detail out of everything or has to start a fight for no reason.Ladies,wtf gimmie a friggin clue as to what the hell you're on or a damn survival guide:thinking: ... Discuss..
Dude, just date around and fuck having a relationship. I've met only one girl I would have a relationship with out of the hundreds I've known. If you're still in school, the easiest thing to do is use the "I need a study buddy" excuse on a girl. You bypass the need for an awkward first date, and you gain a free pass to be alone with her in her bedroom. You're in like sin.

[Psycho]

More like over sized dried up raisins, lolol. (when it comes to me)
Quit trying to hype up your raisin nuts. Word on the street is they're exactly as I described them.

[Maniaç]

Quit trying to hype up your raisin nuts. Word on the street is they're exactly as I described them.
LOL. word on the street? wow, people are actually talking about my nuts, on the streets? gay.

[Shuggs]

original question:
MOST women read between the lines (way to much) something as simple as you sayin Ya love you too, is taken to a whole new level of 'well why do you say it like that, im not forcing you to say it' man... you just reminded me why i dont have girl friends, they bitch too much!!!! Just my opinion...

[0p7!mu5]

dude i totally agree. Nah my complaint is preyy much my homies girl made an ass outta herself teh whole weekend bitching about how he didnt call her while we were at awa. true it could be most but damn it seems like all

[mocha latte cupcake]

reason i'm still single, can't find one who isn't a nut case lol

[0p7!mu5]

it was all why havent you called? what are you doing You better not be talkin to some girl.... Shit like that and when we took her to Nopi she totally blew a gasket along with my roomates gf and they left early ( swimsuit competition and the fact we posed wit models pissed them off) its like even with my girl everytime we go somewhere they just whine and bitch about minor shit.. Eh its ok maybe its just time to upgrade..

[0p7!mu5]

Dude, just date around and fuck having a relationship. I've met only one girl I would have a relationship with out of the hundreds I've known. If you're still in school, the easiest thing to do is use the "I need a study buddy" excuse on a girl. You bypass the need for an awkward first date, and you gain a free pass to be alone with her in her bedroom. You're in like sin.
Point taken. When shit eventually hits the fan it'll be time to pull out the black book..:idb:

[Psycho]

Fuck right

[Clegger]

Women are fucking paranoid and friggin nuts. I have yet to find one that doesnt exaggerate every minor detail out of everything or has to start a fight for no reason.Ladies,wtf gimmie a friggin clue as to what the hell you're on or a damn survival guide:thinking: ... Discuss..

Is this like the first step to becoming gay, first your like Im conviced women are nuts

then your like, I decided not to date women anymore

then its like, I think I kinda like men a little bit...

then its like... im gay

http://www.polyfro.com/images/40yearold-1.jpg

[Maniaç]

Whats with the picture?

[PSINXS]

you only 22. just get laid all the time.

[Clegger]

Whats with the picture?

I guess you have never seen 40 year old virgin nub

[Psycho]

Oh; Godiva chocolate liquor, Baileys Irish cream, and coffee is the shit!

[Maniaç]

I guess you have never seen 40 year old virgin nubYeah ive seen it, but i don't remember that part. lol. everytime i think about that movie all i can picture is him only lasting, what? acouple secs the first time he does it.. :lmfao:

[Clegger]

Yeah ive seen it, but i don't remember that part. lol. everytime i think about that movie all i can picture is him only lasting, what? acouple secs the first time he does it.. :lmfao:

LOL how dont you remember that part, its part of the whole "do you know how i know your gay" skit.

I dont know I guess I have seen that movie so many times that I know every line.

[iEvo]

welcome to the club dude

[0p7!mu5]

hey fuck that not goin gay, maniac mite be with da gay jokes makes me wonder:gay: .... but nah just stating a fact i love pussy too much to be ghey.:la:..

[Shuggs]

it was all why havent you called? what are you doing You better not be talkin to some girl.... Shit like that and when we took her to Nopi she totally blew a gasket along with my roomates gf and they left early ( swimsuit competition and the fact we posed wit models pissed them off) its like even with my girl everytime we go somewhere they just whine and bitch about minor shit.. Eh its ok maybe its just time to upgrade..

Ok so its not only females that do that shit! My husband was like that when we were dating. I called my husband about every 30 mins when he got in the why havnt you called mood, and that shit is just plain annoying, eventually they tell you to stop calling! :) If she doesnt trust you leave, unless you have a history of talkin to other girls (with a sexual interest) then her concerns are valid, she shouldnt have a reason to bitch. Lay down the law before you take her out. If its a car show, there are always gonna be half naked chicks walking around, she can go and not bitch, or the bitch doesnt go!

[1000cckiller]

I can tell all you fuckers in this thread, dont get a lot of pussy.

[Psycho]

I can tell all you fuckers in this thread, dont get a lot of pussy.
Yeah, I'm still a virgin. I've never even seen boobies.

[1000cckiller]

Yeah, I'm still a virgin. I've never even seen boobies. :lmfao: I know you are kidding me

[itsjustdee]

WE ONLY DO THINGS IF YOU GIVE US A REASON TOO....
SO MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE SUSPECT ABOUT SHIT AND THEN WE'D WOULDN'T QUESTION YA.

[1000cckiller]

WE ONLY DO THINGS IF YOU GIVE US A REASON TOO....
SO MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE SUSPECT ABOUT SHIT AND THEN WE'D WOULDN'T QUESTION YA.what come on Dee yall start shit without even having a cause

[On_Her_Face]

if you can not figure them out, turn gay.


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:ninja: a lot of us would be gay then :cry:

[itsjustdee]

what come on Dee yall start shit without even having a cause

GUYS ALWAYS GIVE US A REASON TO START SHIT.

[1000cckiller]

GUYS ALWAYS GIVE US A REASON TO START SHIT.no we dont women just dont know when to...............................

http://www.t-shirthumor.com/Merchant2/graphics/fullsize/stfu_lg.gif

[0p7!mu5]

no we dont women just dont know when to...............................

http://www.t-shirthumor.com/Merchant2/graphics/fullsize/stfu_lg.gif
Tr00f!!:lmfao:

[Quattro Kid]

LOL. word on the street? wow, people are actually talking about my nuts, on the streets? gay.


oh alex, that made my fucking night for realz lol, man i LIRL HARD ahh

thank you for you're witty comebacks and comedy, i applaude you sir