*RAP BATTLE #2*

[BigBoi]

QD posted this in WHORESLOUNGE.. he wanted a Battle #2 to start tonight at 6:30.. it didn't start so i posted this in his thread.. so here i am getting it started



QD, where the fuck you at
6:30 has come and passed
what's wrong? mommy out spankin' ya cracka ass?
Maybe you just knew you couldn't compete
cuz your lyrics are lame, like that old show "Adventures of Pete and Pete"
Your words aren't configured completely
Come on man, you know you secretly wear an Em-tee
This is my first time tryin' to "spit?"
Is that what this is?
I wouldn't know, your mom tried to teach me
But she was too hard to follow
Cuz all she knows how to do is fuckin swallow

[quickdodge®]

Uh, OMGU! You Best to run away and don't look back
Cause you crazy muther fuccer caused me to open a can of whoop ass
Good class?
You fuccin hood rat
When you're runnin away folks'll be wondering how you took that
Notice that I keep refering to you as a bitch
You used to be a dude, but like cellphone service, you made the switch
You nervous cause I thought i saw you twitch
Are you crying or do your eyes have an itch
You see nothin you say or do could possibly phase me
I got hoes dirty dancing as if I was Patrick Swayze
You'll always be it in Hide-N-Seek cause you're always gonna chase me
But you're never gonna catch me cause I'll always make it to base see
Try to get at me, c'mon dude you drive a Hyundai
When you try to rap people look at me and ask Whad your son say?
They assume, like Darth Vader, I'm your Father, but not like a preacher
I've schooled you enough times now that they should call me teacher
And my shits so good they'll play it twice in a row, I'll be a double feature
I'm tired as hell, not thinkin right I'm fixin to get to bed
Read this a few times, learn this shit and get it into your head

Lolol. Ok. There you go. Later, QD.

[BigBoi]

Man, what the fuck was that?
I'm suprised you didn't add in "rat-a-tat-tat"
That shit was so stink
I got bored and finished watchin' "Miami Ink"
When I came back the shit was still whack
I was hoping you would have edited the shit you just wrote
Cuz the more I read, the more it was a fuckin joke
You damn straight I drive a Hyundai
Don't be droolin', you'll get to ride in it one day
I'm just throwin shit off the walls
Darth Vader? Your head so big you'd need a helmet like in "Space Balls"
Don't think they played your shit twice in a row
They were just rewindin' it to record my fuckin show
So go ahead and get to bed
And get your Dr. Seus book read
But don't you feel something missing?
Your wife is in my bed, givin' me some slow ass head

[NzProjeKt]

If your such a big boi why you calling out little boys like QD….
Is it cause the last thing you want is Projekt to come drop some more heat ??
Your verse was soo soft…. When I read it I thought you were just an upset stan…
Like Qd didn’t respond to your fan mail or sometin…
Whatever the case we both finna crush you like a tin can…
Here is some advise though… Get at me little harder..
That is if you actually can...
Cause it just wouldn’t feel right for me to make your first rap your last man…
Im not even asian.. But ill be quick to beat ya ass like Jackie Chan…
Leave you soo red… Your friends be like “damn son that’s a nice tan….”
Everyone will soon realize.. The only reason your called Big Boi…
Is cause you just stopped wearing training pants.…
You cant battle.. So i suggest you look into the other elements of hip-hop...
Like graffiti or dance...
Its kinda odd that you claim to be soo nice... Yet you never showed your face in Round 1...
Im just getting warmed up... So listen to Ghostface and just RUN...

[Lower4]

just wondering, why isnt there any "ck's" in your posts qd?

[quickdodge®]

I'm gettin kind of confused, and you think you're gonna push me?
My wife would only come to you if she wanted some pussy
You watch Miami Inc and you call my shit wack?
Now don't you just wish that you could take that shit back
So just sit back
While I spit back
Make you run home
With a knick knack
Paddywack givin your girl my bone
My rhymin's bout like Nickelodeon we know that it is All That
You tryin to get in here swingin on my ball sack
Take your shit to Debbie Gibson over at the Mall, jack
But I'm sure even they'll reject it and your fuccin ass will fall back
Man that's twice you've tried and both times you fell off
You'd think by now, son, you'd just step the hell off.

Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

just wondering, why isnt there any "ck's" in your posts qd?

In typing/writing rhyme shit, I don't use it. I do in normal written shit. I used to hardly ever. You know what "ck" means? Later, QD.

[Lower4]

"crip killer"

[quickdodge®]

Yup. Later, QD.

[BigBoi]

I was waitin for someone else to step in
But i was expectin someone that could at least be pimpin
I had to pick on QD cuz he was all that was around
But now i got your lame ass to fuckin clown
You'd know about crushin tin cans
Cuz that's what you do, tradin them in to buy some piece of shit fans
To try and cool down your "heat"
But that is just the stank comin' off your fuckin feet
Your shit towards the end was starting to fade
Your rhymes are so weak, you need lessons from the white boy on MTV's 'Made'

[BigBoi]

I guess she thought she heard some meowin'
Cuz boy o boy was she chowin'
Down on my dick, like it was some kind of cheap trick
No I aint no fan of Miami Ink
But your shit forced to turn my head, causing a kink
Neck stuck in place I was watching the tube
As your wife was under the desk givin' me a slow lube
I have'nt fallen off yet motherfucker
"You know this man", taken from your boy Chris Tucker

[NzProjeKt]

I like your jokes better than your raps… You should be a fuckin comedian..
Im a legend.. You’re a noobie.. Bitch be OBIEDIENT…
Step your rap game up…. Cause with them sissy rhymes you cant be serious…
And Im not even mad right now… Just imagine if I furious…
Big Boi nobody likes you.. Your simply an Out-Kast
Time to put you on blast…. See how long you last…
Make you die a slow death.. Torture your ass…
Your vocab isn’t even on point… Put down the Nelly cd and pick up a book…
Fake ass thug.. You’re the meaning of SHOOK…
You may be a bully... But Im a fucking boss…
You drive a piece of shit Hyundai….
That means even without this verse.. You already lost…
Why waste my time… Qd can handle you on his own…
This thread shows your desperate for attention…
Like bitches with fake titties made of silicone...
Bow down soldier.. Your in front of my throne…
And your speackin to king… Watch your fuckin tone...
The bitch in you.. Yea thats already been shone...

[BigBoi]

My stupid dumb lyrics make you think I'm a clown
Well fuck you bitch, I'm about to throw down
I'm glad you like my fuckin jokes
Cuz that's all this Wheat Thin can do
I'ma Put you on a stick and dip you like some fondoo
While you was takin your time Googlin for them weak as lyrics
I was thinkin "where's QD?", must be out fuckin some spirits
Nobody knows me, so how can they not like me?
Funny how you talk smack about my ride
You haven't even seen it, you too busy duckin' to hide
For you information it is a Tiburon
Only your girl would know that, cuz my dick is the one she's been on

[NzProjeKt]

Like stolen cars… Wacko emcees are also a growing problem…
Fuck a calculator.. I know the fuckin formula to solve them…
Hardcore lyrics + A fuck all mentality = Dissolve em..
You shouldn’t have even started this thread….
What you doin up soo late.. Shouldn’t you already be tucked in bed…
When Qd talked about a rap battle #2...
I had no idea id be battling a no credibility havin.. Goody too shoe…
This may be your thread.. But Big Boi keep my name out your filthy mouth…
Like the red riding hood.. You gonna need to find yourself another route…
I done ripped you fair and sqaure.. Quit tryin to justify…
Tiburon or not its still a god damn Hyundai…
Please step it up if your realy wanna rhyme…
Are you really this lame or are you just bein shy???
It looks like your letting your emotions take control…
This a clear annihilation… We don’t even need a freakin poll…

[NzProjeKt]

My stupid dumb lyrics make you think I'm a clown
Cuz that's all this Wheat Thin can do
Nobody knows me, so how can they not like me?


Damn you just admitted yourself you have stupid dumb lyrics... And that your a wheat thin who nobody knows....

Big Boi = LOST for clowning his own damn self.....
Get some self esteem together, then give this whole rap thing another try... :goodjob:

[ahmonrah]

lil'boi lost when i read his first verse.......

[quickdodge®]

I guess she thought she heard some meowin'
Cuz boy o boy was she chowin'
Down on my dick, like it was some kind of cheap trick
No I aint no fan of Miami Ink
But your shit forced to turn my head, causing a kink
Neck stuck in place I was watching the tube
As your wife was under the desk givin' me a slow lube
I have'nt fallen off yet motherfucker
"You know this man", taken from your boy Chris Tucker

Can't get your own trick, that why you think you playin mine?
You should step out my home life before I step on your spine
You're outta line
When you spouta rhyme
You're like a cokehead in the ladies room, it's powda time
No fan of Miami Ink? Why's it on your TV
You ain't foolin nobody, bitch better believe me
Next time you're out and about and you see me
Tuck your tail between your legs before I make you pee pee
I'm the Rumpelstiltskin of rap, weaving rhymes of silk
You're just a farmhand
In the barn, man
Yanking udders for some milk
Call me Ra, the Sun, cause I'm the center of the universe of rap
Each you hear my tune and verse, you mutha fuccin clap
When I get tired of you, I reverse and start to back
Over your ass leaving you looking worse than flat
Let me settle in, I just got in from work, maybe I can think right
After you do your homework, go to bed and I hope you sleep tight
Nite, nite.

Later, QD.

[BigBoi]

I guess I'll bow out.. was just trying to have some fun.. Later

[ahmonrah]

good attempt but honestly dawg....thanks for bowiing out. if this was live and i was there i would 've escorted you away from the stage.

[quickdodge®]

All in fun, here also Matt. Lolol. Later, QD.

[BigBoi]

good attempt but honestly dawg....thanks for bowiing out. if this was live and i was there i would 've escorted you away from the stage.

That's the thing, like i said it was all for fun. I'm not into rap, but i do like watching/reading people battle off the top of their head. I would never, ever get up on stage and try it live.

[MitsuEvo6]

hey man..you got in there and did your thing. its all fun man. thanks for givin me somethin to do. That goes for qd and nz also. im out