Dont you just hate rude ass people!!! RANT!!!

[bigdare23]

Real Talk

So I just received a phone call from a unfamiliar number, and this how it went



Me: Hello
Them: Who is this?
Me: Who are you trying to speak too? (since I don't give out my name like that)
Them: What number is this?
Me: My cell phone number

*Click" dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn


Muttafucka just hung up on me. Seriously, I don't like when anyone hangs up in my face like that, even if you have the wrong number. The person could of just said "my b, I got the wrong number." So me being the person I am, I call the bastard back.


Me: Homie you hung up in my face.
Them: I can't help that I had the wrong number.
Me: Bitch, I don't give a fuck if you had the wrong number! I don't play that shit!

*Click*


So for shits and giggles, if you wanna fuck with some uneducated chump. Give this number a call LOL. 706-687-4530


{Post up how it goes} :lmfao:

[OneSlow5pt0]

i keeps it real

[bigdare23]

i keeps it real


And you know this homie :goodjob:

[OneSlow5pt0]

And you know this homie :goodjob:

go take a bat to thier car..

but i agree,u dont have the right ask questions when your the one that called

[bigdare23]

go take a bat to thier car..

but i agree,u dont have the right ask questions when your the one that called



LOL, ................................... no bat for me. Some people need to learn how to talk on the phone!

[coolcat]

These guys are some goddamn morons:

Them: Hallo??
Me: Yeah hi, I'd like to get the order of the 12 peice chicken nuggets and a large coke
Them: WHAT? fo who?
Me: Oh that would be for Joey
Them: (yelling to background) AY SOMEONE ORDA 12 PEIF CHIKN NUGGET??
Them: (background) NAW!
Them: Dis ain't da chicken store
Me: Well is this (their phone number)?
Them: yes but this aint no chicken place
Me: Well I'd like to make an order for the 12 peice chicken nuggets please
Them: DIS AINT DA CHICKEN STOE!!!
Me: I'm just trying to make an order here maam.
Them: Hold awn (pause)
Them: (guy's voice) HALLO?
Me: I'd like to get the 12 peice chicken nuggets with a large coke
Them: BUDDY YOU GOTS DA WRONG NUMBA!!

*click*

What morons.

[MaRk2k]

i know this is kinda off but i hate when you wave to people in your neighborhood and they dont wave back.

[MaRk2k]

i keeps it real

lol

[coolcat]

i know this is kinda off but i hate when you wave to people in your neighborhood and they dont wave back.

YES!!! That pisses me off so bad.

[XLR8NMR2]

lol this reminds me of that "when keepin it real goes wrong"

hopefully it wasn't some mob boss or something....all you need is phone numbers to find out locations!

[TheProfiteer]

I'll call em up, see hot pissed I can get them.

[B16a2 Civic]

Ahahah, d youz a fool for this
Check out this call I got

* phone rings*
Me: yeah( this is how I answer the phone)
Them: hello
Me: yeah who this
Them: may I speak to lonnie
Me: u got tha wrong number, peace
*I hang up*
The mother fucker calls back

Me: yea
Them: is this 706 332......
Me: yeah
Them: and this aint lonnie?
Me: nope
Them: hmm, that's weird, its the number he gave me
*long pause*
Me: well yeah, take that up with him, peace
*I hang up*

[XLR8NMR2]

LIRL

WATUP B!!?!?!?

*throws up dueces*

[bigdare23]

These guys are some goddamn morons:

Them: Hallo??
Me: Yeah hi, I'd like to get the order of the 12 peice chicken nuggets and a large coke
Them: WHAT? fo who?
Me: Oh that would be for Joey
Them: (yelling to background) AY SOMEONE ORDA 12 PEIF CHIKN NUGGET??
Them: (background) NAW!
Them: Dis ain't da chicken store
Me: Well is this (their phone number)?
Them: yes but this aint no chicken place
Me: Well I'd like to make an order for the 12 peice chicken nuggets please
Them: DIS AINT DA CHICKEN STOE!!!
Me: I'm just trying to make an order here maam.
Them: Hold awn (pause)
Them: (guy's voice) HALLO?
Me: I'd like to get the 12 peice chicken nuggets with a large coke
Them: BUDDY YOU GOTS DA WRONG NUMBA!!

*click*

What morons.



LOL, man i tried to rep ya :lmfao:

[bigdare23]

lol this reminds me of that "when keepin it real goes wrong"

hopefully it wasn't some mob boss or something....all you need is phone numbers to find out locations!


Seriously, I dont have any worries homie

plus, they cant trace my # back to me cuz I stay in Da "A" and the number is a Columbus, my phone isnt in my name, and the address on the account is in Missouri. :goodjob:

[bigdare23]

Ahahah, d youz a fool for this
Check out this call I got

* phone rings*
Me: yeah( this is how I answer the phone)
Them: hello
Me: yeah who this
Them: may I speak to lonnie
Me: u got tha wrong number, peace
*I hang up*
The mother fucker calls back

Me: yea
Them: is this 706 332......
Me: yeah
Them: and this aint lonnie?
Me: nope
Them: hmm, that's weird, its the number he gave me
*long pause*
Me: well yeah, take that up with him, peace
*I hang up*

LOL


What it is B-Ruff? How life in the C-town? I haven't been down there since the beginning of Summer.

[Whiteboy™]

i did a reverse phone book search on it
Type: Land Line
Provider: South Central Bell
Location: Columbus, GA

[B16a2 Civic]

Lol, whas up mark

What up D


Lol,.yall see ol buddy get tazzed from the j kerrry thing
" Don't taze me bro"
*gets tazed*
Aahhhh ahhh ahhhhhhhhhhh

[81911SC]

Lol, whas up mark

What up D


Lol,.yall see ol buddy get tazzed from the j kerrry thing
" Don't taze me bro"
*gets tazed*
Aahhhh ahhh ahhhhhhhhhhh
Probably the best description of anyting, ever.:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[osnap]

me: hey, i heard you guys were running a special on chicken
them: MAN WHO DA HELL IS THIS? STOP CALLING ABOUT CHICKEN!
me: erm... so, its not on sale?
CLICK

[81911SC]

I'm about to call them, did ya'll block your number or no?

[bigdare23]

I'm about to call them, did ya'll block your number or no?


I would

[osnap]

I'm about to call them, did ya'll block your number or no? nah, just didnt use mine. my roommate left his cellphone on the kitchen counter.... :lmfao:

[bigdare23]

Lol, whas up mark

What up D


Lol,.yall see ol buddy get tazzed from the j kerrry thing
" Don't taze me bro"
*gets tazed*
Aahhhh ahhh ahhhhhhhhhhh


naw, but it sound funny as hell :lmfao:

[osnap]

btw this thread is ftw. lol You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to bigdare23 again

[81911SC]

Well I tried and it said can't be dialed or some shit. Imma try again.

[Hulud]

heres one that happened to me:

Me: hello?
person: can i speak to james?
me: theres no james here
person: dont lie to me
me: what the fuck are you talking about?
person: this is his mother, i know he's there
me: fuck you, i dont know a james
*i hang up*

[bigdare23]

heres one that happened to me:

Me: hello?
person: can i speak to james?
me: theres no james here
person: dont lie to me
me: what the fuck are you talking about?
person: this is his mother, i know he's there
me: fuck you, i dont know a james
*i hang up*


LOL, man I love IA! :lmfao:

[Maniaç]

Calling right now..


Well I tried and it said can't be dialed or some shit. Imma try again.

x2

[Hundo®]

Note, im trying to sound as black as possible. i think they fell for it.

me: Yo hello can i speak to ashely?
them: you got the worng #
Me: nah *****, this is sp00n lemme speak to ashley.
them: who? spun?
me: no sp00n *****, s p zero zero N.
them: there's no ashley here.
me: nah you lyin, i met her at the club, she gave me this numba and tol me to call.
them: there's no ashley! you have the wrong #!
me: ***** dont yell at me.
them: why not? wat you gonna do?
me: what imma do? imma come and stick my big black ***** dick in yo ass!
them: right..

click. LOL

owned.

[Maniaç]

^ LMMFAO!! you don't sound nothing like a black man either.. i can just picture you talking like that! :lmfao:


You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to kayfuNk again.

[Hundo®]

fuck i shoulda recorded it, lmao that shit was classic, my roommates are crackin up.

[Hundo®]

^ LMMFAO!! you don't sound nothing like a black man either.. i can just picture you talking like that! :lmfao:

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to kayfuNk again.





yea! but im sick and my voice is pretty deep right now, LOL

[bigdare23]

Note, im trying to sound as black as possible. i think they fell for it.

me: Yo hello can i speak to ashely?
them: you got the worng #
Me: nah *****, this is sp00n lemme speak to ashley.
them: who? spun?
me: no sp00n *****, s p zero zero N.
them: there's no ashley here.
me: nah you lyin, i met her at the club, she gave me this numba and tol me to call.
them: there's no ashley! you have the wrong #!
me: ***** dont yell at me.
them: why not? wat you gonna do?
me: what imma do? imma come and stick my big black ***** dick in yo ass!
them: right..

click. LOL

owned.


he naw reps LOL :lmfao:

[B16a2 Civic]

Lollll

[bigdare23]

REPS TO ALL THAT CALLED!!! LOL

[Double_0_Rusty]

lol @ all y'all.

I called.....
Them: ello
Me: I need to order 100 Chik'n Wangs.
Them: We aints gots no chik'n.
Me: What???? Man you lame folk....stop trickin like dat.
Them: What are you talking about?
Me: I want some goddamn Chik'n wangs and some dat purple drank, and muh fucca I wants it now.
Them: God damn y'all stop calling.
Me: Tell yo slut to stop givin out dis number sayin she gotz da best wannngs to offers.
Them: ay man don't call her a slut.

I am pretty tipsy and I was tryin not to crack up....yeah tipsy at 2pm on sunday

[Hundo®]

i called back.. LOL

me: yea this is sp00n again, lemme speak to ashley
them: backround.. guy gets on the phone *yea dont fuckin call again espcially not..*
me: EY FUCK YOU ***** I TOL YOU ILL FUCK YOU RIGHT IN YO ASS!
them: yea try it!
ME: TRY IT? ILL STICK MY BIG OL BLACK ***** DICK IN YO ASS BITCH.. WHATS UP NOW, WHATCHU GONNA DO?
them: start mumbling..
me: WASUP NOW? WHATCHU GONNA DO? GONNA SKATEBOARD OVER TO MY HOUSE AND CUT ME WITH AN AOL DISC?
them: GOD DAMN STOP CALLING US!
me: You sound like a stud can i rub your pectorial musculs, lemme rub yo ur musculs man, i wanna be buff, i wanna get a bowflex and be buff like you.
them: mumbling something again.
me: I WANNA EAT SOME BIRD SEED OUTTA YOUR ASS like i was a pelican man, i wanna pretend like im a goddamn pelican and eat some birdseed outta your nasty ass.

then they hung up. lmao!

[bigdare23]

LMAO


Birdseeds huh



LMAO again

[Double_0_Rusty]

WHAT...............THE..................FUCK LMAO

[Hundo®]

LOL I CALLED AGAIN the GUY ANSWERED!

them: hallo?
me: yea this is sp00n.
them: who the FUCK IS THIS?
me: this is the devil im sittin here on my john deer tractor right now on my cell phone, put your ashley on the phone!
them: stop FUCKING CALLING!

click.

[B16a2 Civic]

Lol@ sp00n
Man, this is funny shit

[_Christian_]

them:hello (male)
me:where da weed at?
them:what?
me:where...da...weed...at?
them:click

redials

them:hello (female)
me:where da weed at nukka?
them:what?
me:the weed bitch
them:who u callin a bitch
me:you BITCH
them:click

they call me back

me:yoooo
them:u just called here?(female)
me:ya hoe, where my mofo weed at?
them:your weed?
me:ya n1gga, u gots my weed.
them:i aint got none, who is dis?
me:dis jamal. quit holdin, i want my shit.
them:who u tryin to talk to?
me:chaprice mafucka!
them:who?
me:chaprice
them:idk no chaprice
me:bitch, put chaprice on da fone
them:hold on...
them:hello (male)
me: yo n1gga, where da weed at?
them:who dis is?
me:u know damn str8, now quit the games mafucka and gimme my got damn weed bitch
them: what? n1gga, i aint got no weed. who da fuck is dis?
me:its jamal
them: (background noise talking about "where da weed at")
me:yo...
them:yo
me:put chaprice on da fone
them:idk no chaprice, why u talkin to my grandmomma dat way?
me:n1gga, tell that hoe to shut the fuck up fo i come over there and bitch slap the both you mofuckas
them:click

[Wurm]

lmao this thread FTW

[Wurm]

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/zip/430017110.html



lirl

[B16a2 Civic]

Thread of the year so far
Lol
I'm in columbus too, I might call later

[B16a2 Civic]

Lmao@ overstock of chicken wangs!

[tron]

:lmfao:.....this is the funniest thread ever

[_Christian_]

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/zip/430017110.html



lirl
lmao. reps for that.

[ZeroAccess]

lol@craigslist!!! lol

[Wurm]

some emails sent to my email account about wings

Ruth Trimm <[email protected]>
to sale-430017110

show details
3:42 pm (9 minutes ago)
** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html


are they frozen??

Ernest <[email protected]>
to sale-430017110

show details
3:44 pm (8 minutes ago)
** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html

Ok would love to have ,,,tell me when and where ti get
Thanks
ehsiii

[Hundo®]

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/zip/430017110.html



lirl


ahahahaha repped!

[NewGen33]

This thread is great.

[Wurm]

Shawntel Jones <[email protected]>
to sale-430017110

show details
4:06 pm (0 minutes ago)
** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html


Do you still have the chicken available? Please call me at 770-529-6583, my name is Shawntel.

Thanks!



lmao

[DrunkScotsman]

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:: lmfao:good f'n shit!

[TheDarkRacer]

rofl they are gettn owned...

[blackboi50]

This thread is great......imma call em at like 3 in the morning asking for wings!!!!:lmfao:.....1

[TheDarkRacer]

^^ rofl, ill call em tomarrow, ill use someones cell at school...

[ubers2k]

good stuff...

[_Christian_]

Do you still have the chicken available? Please call me at 770-529-6583, my name is Shawntel.

Thanks!

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:Btw if u want to add a name to the craigslist ad, the woman who answered for me is named julia.

[Double_0_Rusty]

i called again.....

Me: sup bussa.
Them: who dis be?
Me: Montay
Them: Montay down da skreet?
Me: Nah nicca the one dat been fuckin y0 ho.
Them: who my ho?
Me: Where my 100 Chik'n wangs and dat purple drank?
Them: you again muh fucka?
Me: Fuckin skraite, I noez you gots em.
Them: How?
Me: I saw yo shit on Craigslist.
Them: Who's Craig.
Me: (tryin to be striaght) Nicca I wantz my muh fuckin wangz son.
Me: Oh yez where's da weed too?
Them: Fuck yo wangs and yo weed.
Me: You get smart Jamal and me gonna come take y0 damn Chicken wanngs.....Real Talk nicca.....you messin wit some hungry niccas
Them: Who dis is?
Me: Told yoo dumb ass it's Montay.
Them: Montay Imma call yo momma, and then whip yo ass. Get yo ass of the phone and eat some cereal.
Me: Fuck y0 couch nicca.

*Click*

[The Ninja]

Lol, wtf. This thread is hilarious, someone make a recording. I wanna hear these lame ass black people impressions.

[blackboi50]

Lol, wtf. This thread is hilarious, someone make a recording. I wanna hear these lame ass black people impressions.

:stupid:........1

[EmminoDaGreat]

lol @ this thread

[On_Her_Face]

i called from work.. no answer :cry:

[GTScoob]

If you guys want to prank call someone, call up Marty at 1-800-622-7225. 1-800-(NUT)-(SACK). Might be worth reminding him that his number is nutsack.

[Wurm]

someone call and use a scarface soundboard

[bigdare23]

What have I done????





LOL

[B16a2 Civic]

Ooo I can't get enough of this thread

[bigdare23]

"I keepss it real"









LOL

[Double_0_Rusty]

i was gonna call again, but I wont be able not laugh. My fav part was "montay down da skreet?" "Nah nicca the one fuckin y0 ho."



Bigdare thank you for the best thread on IA right now...imo

[osnap]

Lol,.yall see ol buddy get tazzed from the j kerrry thing
" Don't taze me bro"
*gets tazed*
Aahhhh ahhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhttp://img225.imageshack.us/img225/2707/attachment6tk4.jpg

[BB6dohcvtec]

aww man this thread is classic...keep calling until they have to get their number change.

[bigdare23]

Espn Instant Classic!!!

[81911SC]

Alright who is down for midnight calling??????????

[MR2DR]

This thread is great......imma call em at like 3 in the morning asking for wings!!!!:lmfao:.....1

do itt!!!!:goodjob:

[redrumracer]

Alright who is down for midnight calling??????????


bwahahahahahahhahahahahaha do it

[osnap]

PEER PRESSSSSUUUUURRRREEEE! lol

[MR2DR]

Alright who is down for midnight calling??????????

that works too =]

[bigdare23]

ya'll are some clowns!!! LOL

[Deke]

Haha this thread is awesome. It kind of reminds me of the time a friend of mine, as a joke, put an add in I Wanna for a set of 22" Giovanni wheels for like $200 with my name and phone number. I swear I got at least 50 calls over the next few days.

[81911SC]

Ahahahahah I'm going to do that.

[C_R_X]

That's just wrong posting that phone number up like that! It's still funny tho

[RandomGuy]

lol you motherfuckers why am I just now seeing this thread

anyone up for round two tomorrow?
lol i can record calls

[RandomGuy]

LMFAO @

s p zero zero n

and birdseeds


classic

[C_R_X]

lol you motherfuckers why am I just now seeing this thread

anyone up for round two tomorrow?
lol i can record calls

Keep this shit going!!! :bump:

[Hundo®]

LMFAO @

s p zero zero n

and birdseeds


classic

:D

[quickdodge®]

I did my turn at it.....with a twist....

Them: Ello
Me: Yes, this is Earl with Dixie Poultry Farm and Hatchery
Them: Who?
Me: My name is Earl and I'm calling from Dixie Poultry Farm about your recent order of chickens for your rest-o-rahnt.
Them: We didn't order no chickens
Me: Well i have an order here for 200 chickens to be delivered to your rest-o-rahnt and I'm sitting outside in front of your house to make my delivery.
Them: (hollering in the background)Check the front door! Guy on the phone says he's outside with some chickens!

A couple of seconds later

Them: Man ain't nobody outside here and this ain't no restrint. Now quit callin here
Me: So you don't want this order?
Them: *Click.*

Later, QD.

[BobbyFresco]

So I just called:

Using Arab voice...

Them: Hello?
Me: I would like to buy some chicken...
Them: We don't have no chicken..
Me: But the ad said you have plenty chicken...
Them: talking to someone in the background: They calling about chicken again....
Would you like to speak to the owner?
Me: Yes. I need chicken today to give my daughter away @ her wedding...very important..

another lady gets on the phone...

Them: Yes?
Me: I need chicken today. You advertise chicken and now you no have?
Them: If you ppl don't stop calling Ima get Bellsouth to run a trace on your number....
Me: You sell me chicken now!!!
Them: Silence...
Me: Cluck like a chicken...
Them: hang up.....

[81911SC]

So I just called:

Using Arab voice...

Them: Hello?
Me: I would like to buy some chicken...
Them: We don't have no chicken..
Me: But the ad said you have plenty chicken...
Them: talking to someone in the background: They calling about chicken again....
Would you like to speak to the owner?
Me: Yes. I need chicken today to give my daughter away @ her wedding...very important..

another lady gets on the phone...

Them: Yes?
Me: I need chicken today. You advertise chicken and now you no have?
Them: If you ppl don't stop calling Ima get Bellsouth to run a trace on your number....
Me: You sell me chicken now!!!
Them: Silence...
Me: Cluck like a chicken...
Them: hang up.....
I just lost it.:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[On_Her_Face]

lmao

[B16a2 Civic]

keep it goin baybay

[s13slider®]

THIS IS A FUCKIN CLASSIC , im gonna call later on tonight .

[blackboi50]

SOMEONE ELSE NEEDS TO CALL IN ASAP!!!! This is funny as shit!!!!!:lmfao:........1

[osnap]

SOMEONE ELSE NEEDS TO CALL IN ASAP!!!! This is funny as shit!!!!!:lmfao:........1...you dont have a phone? :jerkit:

lol... this thread is seriously classic though

[Hundo®]

...you dont have a phone? :jerkit:

lol... this thread is seriously classic though


onlybecauseofme.

[blackboi50]

...you dont have a phone? :jerkit:

lol... this thread is seriously classic though

no:no:.......sue me!!!...............1

[3.5altman]

this thread is the shit!!!

[bowdown201]

Hahah..I called yellin over the phone like this..Remember the movie Friday?

Them: Ello?
Me: This Pinky Nucca!
Them: Who?
Me: Pinky Nucca! (remember im yellin)
Them: Whos da fucks Pinky?
Me: This pinky Nuuuucca!..I want some chicken Nucca!
Them: We aint got no muh fuckin chicken quit callin damnit
click..

[bowdown201]

Decent but...More to come soon :goodjob:

[3.5altman]

^^hit em with the pinky...ha ha im gonna call, im pretty sure there pissed, but who cares

[Cato ED-6]

LOL @ this thread!!!:lmfao:

I called them, can't impersonate anyone, but I can speak in a "command" voice. AKA military voice.:D

-Him: Yo

-Me: (deep voice, trying to pass as a cop)Hello sir, This is Sgt. Richardson of the Columbus police deptartment.

-Him: (background) **** its the cops.

-Me: The reason I'm calling is because we have recieved multiple complaints of prank calls, involving...and I quote "chickens?" from this number.

-Him: Nah, nugga(IDK spelling), its them thats ****in calling us!

-Me: Sir, please calm down. this is just a warning, if we receive any more complaints we WILL be forced to take action.

-Him: **** you pig. If all you got is a warning for something I didn't do then **** off.

-Me: sir there is no need for foul language. Now we do reserve the right to come to your house and arrest you for "Disturbing the peace". And we have recorded a phone call you had in last 48 hours to a potential terrorist.(StuntallDay's call)

-Him: (long silence)...(background, kinda quiet)...Have any of yall talked to a funny talking mofo lately?....(comes back)...we haven't talked to any Mutha****in terrorist.

-Me: sir we have the conversation on tape. And again this is a warning, if we recieve any more prank call complaints from this number we will take action. (pause, back to my normal voice)Oh ya, You guys have any more fried chicken for sale?

*I hung up, before he could say anything*

LMAO, I think I scared 'em, dude didn't really want to talk. I was trying not to screw up. And was lying my ass off...now I got to get to school...LOL made my day, thanks dare.:goodjob:

[osnap]

EPIC.

[Magnus213]

Hahahaha this thread rules. I'm going to go through and rep everyone who called...

[MR2DR]

And we have recorded a phone call you had in last 48 hours to a potential terrorist.(StuntallDay's call)



LMAO!!! hehe reps to you!!:goodjob:

[bigdare23]

I repped everyone that called!!!

[Master Shake]

i live in floyd county....and my area code is 706.
anyone know how to trace the guys number? cause i know a guy who's a cop....and i might be able to pay him to walk up to the door.
so whats up?

[bowdown201]

i live in floyd county....and my area code is 706.
anyone know how to trace the guys number? cause i know a guy who's a cop....and i might be able to pay him to walk up to the door.
so whats up?

That would be fuckin Hilarious..reps

[Double_0_Rusty]

so I called again......
Me: Sup
Them: who dis....
Me: Nicca this Montay
Them: I told yo momma you been prank callin us.
Me: I told yo nappy ass me and Jamal gonna come get dem chik'n wangs nicca.
Them: we aints gots em.
Me: Ima rape you black ass wit my inch worm, and take my damn wangs bruh.
Them: Montay Yo momma is gonna hear bout dis.
Me: fuck y0 couch......
Them: (background) who dat is...."dat nicca Montay"
Me: keep my name out yo mouf nicca.
Them: Looks I gots a pack of chicken breast.
Me: Fuck dat shit nicca I want dem wangs, and purp drank......OH YEAH BISH WERE DA WEED?
Them: Montay go fuck a crackhead
Me: I dids.....I fucked y0 ho last night


CLICK


Montay is priceless.

[Master Shake]

That would be fuckin Hilarious..repsactually....i'm being for real. i'll prolly talk the guy into letting me rent his cop uniform or something and bust on a door step.

[bowdown201]

actually....i'm being for real. i'll prolly talk the guy into letting me rent his cop uniform or something and bust on a door step.

Haha...dont get shot lol

[Magnus213]

actually....i'm being for real. i'll prolly talk the guy into letting me rent his cop uniform or something and bust on a door step.
Sounds a bit dangerous to me... :thinking:

[Cato ED-6]

Repped all callers and those who repped me!:goodjob: