Do you know how to cook?

[bigdare23]

Just a few minutes ago, I was chopping up chicken wings so I can make hot wings later. Then I thought to myself "I wonder how many people on IA know how to cook", hence the thread.







So answer up people! :goodjob:

[KPowerEP3]

I can...people tell me I'm a damn good cook all the time...but idk...maybe its just cuz all fatties can cook.

[bigdare23]

I can...people tell me I'm a damn good cook all the time...but idk...maybe its just cuz all fatties can cook.
:lmfao:

[KPowerEP3]

come on...you ever seen a big girl that couldn't cook the hail out of just about anything? I know you got an aunt or cousin or maybe even your mom...someone like that in your family...especially in black families...my best friends aunt...she's a big woman...can cook like whoa...but his momma, she's skinny and can't cook for shit.

[bigdare23]

you speak the truth!


"big mama" can always cook LOL

[SixSquared]

... I voted before I read this thread.... I'm a damn good cook... my dad had professional culinary training in his younger days and has taught me a lot.

And according to kayfunk, he can "see the saturated fat dripping off my face", and I "must have had to stop for breath two times while typing this because it takes so much work to move my fatass fingers". :rolleyes:

He hasn't learned that big girls hit harder than small ones.... yet...

[tron]

i can cook lik a mofo

[cactusEG]

i can cook some...

[mocha latte cupcake]

follow the directions :goodjob:

[man]

I am a master of all breakfast foods: eggs, omelets, french toast, etc...

I've actually been told by many people that my eggs were the best they had ever had, lol

[Kyle]

It's not a matter of knowing how to cook, its a matter of knowing how to read. The box says everything I need.

[man]

It's not a matter of knowing how to cook, its a matter of knowing how to read. The box says everything I need.

Following instructions is lame though, you gotta be able to experiment.

[sirkus]

I learned how to cook from working Grill Cook jobs at various places. It's a lot easier to cook good food when you're able to take your time with it and you're not being rushed with 50 orders all night.

[Crazy Asian]

I taught myself from like the age of 11. SCRAMBLED EGGS FTW!!!!

[81911SC]

I get paid to do it, so I guess so. I also created a new wing sauce tonight. Lemon pepper and Cajun seasoning FTW

[Princess12]

I never thought that I could until I made Chicken Parmasean last week and it was actually good! Now I don't know if Rick was lying just to keep himself out of the dog house, but he said it was good too! So I guess, I'm a female who can sorta kinda cook some things or I'm assuming so under false statements!

[batlude]

I'm a chef so I guess i know how to cook... lol!

[Wurm]

I can cook spaghetti

[Wurm]

I'm a chef so I guess i know how to cook... lol!
chef boyardee?

[Tinton]

I'm a guy, and I can cook decent. I just don't have much imagination, I don't really experiment much, but I can cook just about anything without getting it wrong.

What can I cook though? Poblano peppers (actually VERY good at this, better than most Mexican restaurants), hot wings, steak (any temperature inside, any texture outside), BBQ ribs, pork/beef/lamb/chicken in the oven or grill, fish, etc etc. If it has instructions I can cook it, basically, and if I get used to it I might experiment.

BTW, about to go cook some french toast and bacon. :goodjob:

Forgot to add: I made a damn good turkey last Thanksgiving.

[bigdare23]

glad to see there's other guys that can cook also

[Whiteboy™]

i cook

[IOnlyLookStock]

I love too cook, but thats cause my mother went to culinary school and taught me a few things. But I made the mistake of cooking for my roommates, and now I'm the official cook like 4 times a week, fuckers need to order me pizza sometimes.. haha.

[C_R_X]

fuck cooking. im going to have a big titty big booty bitch buck naked doing my cooking

[Nomad!]

I love food too much to no be able to do my thing in the kitchen. Besides, there are faaaaaaaar too many women out there that can't cook worth a damn!

[Elbow]

I can cook basics, like hamburgers, hotdogs, chicken, anything with directions as well obviously, but technical real meals like bad ass stuff I cant :(

IDK why I voted I cant cook....lol

[Sammich]

yea i can..i get alota ideas when i go out to eat and say 'man thats an easy fix' and go home and make it

[speedminded]

I'll start a new thread in the pics & photoshop forum for everyone to post their culinary works of art. I plan to grill out quite a bit the next few weeks before it gets too cold so I should have a few!

Several people on here have had my hamburgers and here's a pic of my shrimp scampi...

http://www.paragondigitalart.com/images/shrimp_scampi.jpg


Obviously I didn't cook this mexican but took the pic the other day at lunch :yumyum:

[Elbow]

Food ftw

[itsjustdee]

i cook when i have time :)

[Sammich]

LIES

[Ran]

Step 1: Bring Water to Boil
Step 2: Open & Add Sauce Packet to Instant Noodle Cup
Step 3: Add Water to Instant Noodle Cup
Step 4: Reseal Cup & Let Sit for 5 Minutes
Step 5: Stir & Enjoy

:D

[mocha latte cupcake]

instant amy san dinner lol bwhahahahb noodles to go!

[Sammich]

You must donate some Ramen Noodles around before giving it to Ran again.

[JDMjoe]

Yeah i can cook pretty good!

[Killer]

i love cooking...

i've thought about being a chef.... but then again.. i don't think i would want to be one.. due to the amount of stress in a busy kitchen.

[VooDooXII]

speedminded...your pictures just make your food look good...hahaha. :D

Seriously though, that shrimp scampi's making my mouth water...hah, I love shrimp.

I can cook some things...but I need to learn how to do more main courses. Whenever Thanksgiving rolls around, I make a mean green bean casserole and some great cornbread. Yea it's from scratch...only way to do it!

[Ran]

You guys made me want to cook. I think I'll make asian style curry this weekend.

[Sammich]

You guys made me want to cook. I think I'll make asian style curry this weekend.

tuna fish salad recipe bish...u slippin hoe..dnt make me tell Hiro:D

[speedminded]

speedminded...your pictures just make your food look good...hahaha. :D

Seriously though, that shrimp scampi's making my mouth water...hah, I love shrimp.You are right! Appearance is a big part of how a meal is, especially in pics of food...the arrangement and lighting has to make it look appealing. :yumyum:

[VooDooXII]

You are right! Appearance is a big part of how a meal is, especially in pics of food...the arrangement and lighting has to make it look appealing. :yumyum:

Yup...good cooking is REAL art. Paintings appeal to the eyes, music appeals to the ears...but a well prepared and presented meal is attractive to the eyes, nose, and mouth.

[dickdragon]

i am the master cook of my own cook book. forget about standards. try something out..if it tastes good then damn your a pretty good chef!

[3.5altman]

gotta know how to cook, that how u get them girls mang. moms taught me how to cook, i keep the kitchen smelling funky!

[amberghini]

i cook when i have time :)

x2 :goodjob:

[speedminded]

Yup...good cooking is REAL art. Paintings appeal to the eyes, music appeals to the ears...but a well prepared and presented meal is attractive to the eyes, nose, and mouth.Hrmm...that makes women REAL art too doesn't? :D

[VooDooXII]

Hrmm...that makes women REAL art too doesn't? :D

Haha, good call :goodjob:

[nreggie454]

I can do the basics that most guys should know how to do (steaks, burgers, etc.). I want to learn more, but haven't really had the chance so far. I really wanna try to pan sear some tuna. I have been craving that like crazy.

[Tech5]

anyone want a warmed up hotdog? j/k

[TS240]

Um if you cant microwave it, I cant cook it. :(

[Leisa]

Y-E-S

['chell]

Yep!! And I am pretty dang good at it too!







oops, edited to remove bad word, lol

[bigdare23]

Y-E-S


Looking at Brett's pics, you can cook :lmfao:

[The Yousef]

i can cook a mean captain crunch like no one's business...

[Pebbles]

i can cook if i really want to and i have a recipe to follow..i can't just throw something together =/

[s13slider®]

my stepdad is Italian and my grandma is as southern as it gets , so i can cook a variety of foods very well .