Things a woman should say...

[Slow Motion]

What are some things you like to hear a woman say?

A couple of mine is "did you want that with or without lettuce", "I couldn't pay your phone bill but i did pay the car insurance"...







Made out of boredom.

[Dracc]

Do you want to cum in my mouth now or later.... instant marriage right there

[nreggie454]

"My dad came up to visit and gave me 12 bottles of wine and 4 handles of liquor. Wanna come over?"

"You have paid for dinner the last few times, let me pay for this one."

I might think of more later.

[Mike Lowrey]

"You've had a hard day at work, let me relax you with a BJ"

"I asked my girlfriend to come over so you can fuck both of us"

"Please cum in my mouth. I want to swallow it"

[Hundo®]

"You've had a hard day at work, let me relax you with a BJ"

"I asked my girlfriend to come over so you can fuck both of us"

"Please cum in my mouth. I want to swallow it"


/thread.

[0p7!mu5]

before she leaves "Don't worry baby you know you own it" (actually had that said b4 instant hard on)
"Yes Papi"
"Baby I got you that k24/k20 engine you wanted, some tools, and i took all weekend off! So afterr we put in the motor wanna put the key in my ignition and see how she starts?" ( i would die right there")
(gf told me this last night, she's premed)) "Aw poor papi, I know your leg hurts real bad? Lemme get my stuff and come over there. I got the nurses outfit.."

[1000cckiller]

before she leaves "Don't worry baby you know you own it" (actually had that said b4 instant hard on)
"Yes Papi"
"Baby I got you that k24/k20 engine you wanted, some tools, and i took all weekend off! So afterr we put in the motor wanna put the key in my ignition and see how she starts?" ( i would die right there")
(gf told me this last night, she's premed)) "Aw poor papi, I know your leg hurts real bad? Lemme get my stuff and come over there. I got the nurses outfit.."Then she came and gave me head, and she said you suck.

[1000cckiller]

My dad left the house, but he said you can come over and spend da night.

[The Ninja]

"Mmmmfhhfhfhhhhhphmmm.."

"Mmmm...."

[DaMaGe ZWK]

"This hot girl that i work with is a stripper part time.... Shes coming over tonight to have dinner, and a threesome"

[1000cckiller]

"This hot girl that i work with is a stripper part time.... Shes coming over tonight to have dinner, and a threesome"CRABS FTL

[0p7!mu5]

Then she came and gave me head, and she said you suck.
not as bad as your girl commin over later sayin "sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!" :idb: :love:

[The Ninja]

/\ Wack.

[0p7!mu5]

stfu...

[1000cckiller]

stfu...x2

[The Ninja]

You bitches must be crazy.

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[1000cckiller]

You bitches must be crazy.

http://www.powerpoint-by-design.com/images/Pause1.gifSTFU and die COCKSUCKER.lol

[Sammich]

You bitches must be crazy.

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pwnt :lmfao:

[1000cckiller]

pwnt :lmfao:STFU Willis

[Sammich]

:D

[1000cckiller]

:D :lmfao: :lmfao: dumb.....dumb.

[0p7!mu5]

:D
or...:lmfao:

[VooDooXII]

Something she means.

[bigdare23]

"I love you baby boy" <<<<< My female tells me that all the time

[Mike Lowrey]

Things a woman should say...

"Please face-fuck me"

"Please put it in my ass"

[Dracc]

it hurts.... but dont stop..... hear it all the time

[man]

it hurts.... but dont stop..... hear it all the time

x2

[Dracc]

i think you just knocked my period on.... heard that once or 4 times

[ahmonrah]

"get that thing away from me, am i just a sex toy to you ?"
and
"in your little world there's computers, sex, guns, cars, friends, then me..don't you think that's a lil odd?"

~i smirked~
those nights, after my response, i slept on the couch!!!

[KPowerEP3]

"get that thing away from me, am i just a sex toy to you ?"
and
"in your little world there's computers, sex, guns, cars, friends, then me..don't you think that's a lil odd?"

~i smirked~
those nights, after my response, i slept on the couch!!!

haha...The only honest reply in here.

[Maverick]

"You've had a hard day at work, let me relax you with a BJ"

"I asked my girlfriend to come over so you can fuck both of us"

"Please cum in my mouth. I want to swallow it"

+1

[Echonova]

A woman shouldn't say anything.. They should only speak when spoken too.

[wazimba]

"Ching chong ching chong ching" is what my new mail order bride says. But what that means is not of my concern, thats not why I bought her.

[VooDooXII]

before she leaves "Don't worry baby you know you own it"

Holy damn... :goodjob:

[BiH1320]

before she leaves "Don't worry baby you know you own it" (actually had that said b4 instant hard on)
"Yes Papi"
"Baby I got you that k24/k20 engine you wanted, some tools, and i took all weekend off! So afterr we put in the motor wanna put the key in my ignition and see how she starts?" ( i would die right there")
(gf told me this last night, she's premed)) "Aw poor papi, I know your leg hurts real bad? Lemme get my stuff and come over there. I got the nurses outfit.."


Your girl said the same thing to me..
What a bitch..

[nightracer]

"I wana suck yo dick!"
"I saw the way you were looking at me all sexually what you wana with me?"
"When are you going to let me swallow you?"

[nightracer]

"Ching chong ching chong ching" is what my new mail order bride says. But what that means is not of my concern, thats not why I bought her.
god damn right its irrelevant. It'd even be irrelevant if she was speaking English. :goodjob:

[Slow Motion]

A woman shouldn't say anything.. They should only speak when spoken too.

Good concept..

From my IM (9/20/2007 11:51:13 AM): "maybe cause im horny and want seconds maybe thats y i keep thinkin about monday grrrrr

(9/21/2007 12:13:12 AM): "and sorry for all the cursing and say FU but maaaaan it felt good "

[SL65AMG]

You bitches must be crazy.

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....dood..... she is FIIIIIINNE!!

[SL65AMG]

i think you just knocked my period on.... heard that once or 4 times

heard that be4 too....

[Quattro Kid]

"just sit back and relax...."
"come here big daddy"
"why won't it fit?"

[S II K]

"lick my balls"

.....


i mean what?

[Slow Motion]

"Of course you can"

"Why not its just money"

"A phuckin domestic hit me"

"I like it when ______"(fill blank)

"Yes"

"MY sister wants to ____"(fill blank)

"If i shower with my friend will you watch, please"

[Mr. Clean]

"im a virgin" FTW

[GTScoob]

"im a virgin" FTW
Emotional attachment FTL.

[Mr. Clean]

Emotional attachment FTL.

not giving her contact information FTW!

[Slow Motion]

Emotional attachment FTL.

To true

[VooDooXII]

not giving her contact information FTW!

:lmfao:

Her: "What did you say your name was again?"
You: "I didn't...why are you still here?"

[Quattro Kid]

"wait so i have to lick her nipple and she has to lick mine, to get into T&A?...... ok, ill do it"

true story^^

[Slow Motion]

"My God you sure your 16".

True story^^ ..1999

[aemkitfox]

Something she means.
Werd

[aemkitfox]

Even though she has said this to me I think i should hear it more often, "Can we just sit at home watch Smallville and play on the XBox?"

[_Christian_]

"We wanna run a dick sucking marathon with ya'll" -how high

[Psycho]

"after I'm done vacuuming this carpet, I'd really like to wash your car if that's ok with you."
"My big tittied friends are coming over, and they're all naked."

[Psycho]

"I don't think we've met before, but I have a fat ass and I'm drunk as hell."
"Fuck dancing, why don't we just get to the point and go to your place."

[Psycho]

"I'm sick of guys buying drinks for me, why don't I buy a drink for you."
"I like to order the cheapest thing on the menu for first dates."

[Slow Motion]

"We wanna run a dick sucking marathon with ya'll" -how high

wow....I want a few girls to say that one.

[Maniaç]

"ooOoH, fuck"

"hmmmm, yummy"

"here ill pay for your meal"

[Slow Motion]

"ooOoH, fuck"

"hmmmm, yummy"

"here ill pay for your CAR"

Edited:

[S II K]

"wait so i have to lick her nipple and she has to lick mine, to get into T&A?...... ok, ill do it"

true story^^


haha that was balling as fuck man.
sluts FTMFW

[aemkitfox]

Mine told me yesterday that she'd pay for the new 47" LCD. No complaints here.

[Quattro Kid]

that's bad ass ^^^

but yea will, omg that was soo tight!!! you were grabbin her titties and shit and she was actin' like it was no big deal aahh that was so tight

[On_Her_Face]

"yes we can watch pinks instead of gilmore girls"

and yea im obsessed with that show

[S II K]

that's bad ass ^^^

but yea will, omg that was soo tight!!! you were grabbin her titties and shit and she was actin' like it was no big deal aahh that was so tight


haha you know how a balla do it.
btw you missed out on the biggest
titty fest saturday night.

[Slow Motion]

"My place is the Kitchen damnit."

"Why don't you play with my friend while i clean the house baby?"

[aemkitfox]

Damnit, it just got better. I came home today and there was a gift on the counter from my girlfriend.....Halo 3 and a little card telling me to enjoy.

I guess I don't have much to add to this thread in dismay of selfish girls.

[Quattro Kid]

haha you know how a balla do it.
btw you missed out on the biggest
titty fest saturday night.

really, i didn't hear of this, what the hell happened.... details

[The Ninja]

I'd love to see a thread similar to this but without any sexual quotes, because it seems the majority of IA guys are dissatisfied with their sexual life, me not being one of them.

[Mr. Clean]

I'd love to see a thread similar to this but without any sexual quotes, because it seems the majority of IA guys are dissatisfied with their sexual life, me not being one of them.

that thread would consist of nothing. what do you think women are for anything but sex? gah... what a feminist fag :gay:

[VooDooXII]

I'd love to see a thread similar to this but without any sexual quotes, because it seems the majority of IA guys are dissatisfied with their sexual life, me not being one of them.

I stand with my first post then...

[aemkitfox]

^ I second that, your first post that is

[VooDooXII]

Mine told me yesterday that she'd pay for the new 47" LCD. No complaints here.

Hey man, I wouldn't mind hearing that either...haha. :goodjob::goodjob:

[Slow Motion]

"Damn ricers"

"Since when did you stop ******* in my mouth"

[Slow Motion]

"Damn that chick is fine lets take her home"