The best way to cheat on a test?

[81911SC]

Whats your favorite way? I saw a kid yesterday with sharpie all over his knee under his shorts. I use notepad on my phone and try and hide it.

[KPowerEP3]

I never needed to. Although in spanish 3 in HS I did let this decent looking girl copy off my tests and received sexual favors in return.

[Slow Motion]

When I was in H.S five yrs ago...I had a girl in two of my classes who would take the test for me.

Danisha FTMFW.

[Annihilation]

study

[quickdodge®]

study

I was going to say the same thing. Memory retention and all was my best ally. Later, QD.

[81911SC]

I think most are missing the point. Yes I know study, no shit. I'm talking about C H E A T I N G.

[XLR8NMR2]

Find the smartest girl in class and become her "study buddy" and turn your study sessions into fuck sessions.....

worked for me.

[SpeedMonkey]

mr 81911.

some of us thought this thread was sweating like a pony along richard simmons skipping on a path toward holyteenagethreadalandia.


i hope you are raped by a black man with a gold grill... with some gorilla zoe - hood niggah playin in the background.

seriously..

[quickdodge®]

I'm talking about C H E A T I N G.

I got the point. Lolol. I just never needed to. 1600 SAT and 4.0 GPA with no help, lolol. YAY!!! Later, QD.

[81911SC]

QD, We posted at the same time, I think lol
Speedmonkey your post was worthless. Seriously, not even funny nor scary I guess.

[Psycho]

Whats your favorite way? I saw a kid yesterday with sharpie all over his knee under his shorts. I use notepad on my phone and try and hide it.
Record yourself saying all the notes or answers you need, and burn it in between songs on a CD or save it to your iPOD. Even if the teacher catches you listening to it, you can just say you were listening to music.

[81911SC]

Lol, I am just asking, I don't need to do this lol

[Annihilation]

I got the point. Lolol. I just never needed to. 1600 SAT and 4.0 GPA with no help, lolol. YAY!!! Later, QD.
bsflag

[SpeedMonkey]

QD, We posted at the same time, I think lol
Speedmonkey your post was worthless. Seriously, not even funny nor scary I guess.

i dont care, like your porsche..to me its worthless.. get a 993, but im sure you dont care.

"QD LOOK WE POSTED AT THE SAME TIME!.. are you a pisces too? dude... like we should so go shopping for leather boots at wilsons together, when are you free?"

[VooDooXII]

I did this yesterday...we're supposed to sit in every other seat, but I walked in just as class was starting, and the only open seats were ones right next to a person...so copying was made easy. I didn't really need to though...maybe some parts. Sometimes, I let my eyes wander on other people's papers just to confirm my answers. If they're different...sometimes I change them, sometimes I feel confident enough that I'm smarter than the kid next to me.

Oh yea, they still made me move seats when a few people got done and seats opened up.

They're ready for people at Tech though. They make everyone turn their hats backwards, because some people think they're clever enough to put answers on the brim of their hat.

Not like you can hire a smart kid to take the test for you either, because they hold your IDs during the test.

With science stuff though like physics...well it isn't really cheating, but right before the test, I try my best to memorize whatever formulas I need. Then as soon as I get the test...I write them all down so I can forget about them.

[quickdodge®]

bsflag

Raise it higher. Won't change my post. Or my score.

Also, do you have another flag for my graduating on the Dean's List in college with a computer degree? Raise it, too. Later, QD.

[81911SC]

i dont care, like your porsche..to me its worthless.. get a 993, but im sure you dont care.

"QD LOOK WE POSTED AT THE SAME TIME!.. are you a pisces too? dude... like we should so go shopping for leather boots at wilsons together, when are you free?"
993? Not to cheap. Of course MY car is worthless to you.
Last part, still not funny.

[Killer]

lol... well depends on the type of test... scan-tron tests.... no good way...


but in the mighty coach culpeppers class we simply wrote on a piece of paper the letter..ex A B C D E.... well we also graded our own tests...

best way to cheat.. if you didn't know the answer write c... you can basically change it to any of the above letters in lower case form with ease...

[Slow Motion]

mr 81911.

some of us thought this thread was sweating like a pony along richard simmons skipping on a path toward holyteenagethreadalandia.


i hope you are raped by a black man with a gold grill... with some gorilla zoe - hood niggah playin in the background.

seriously..

Tha phuck...lol

[SpeedMonkey]

993? Not to cheap. Of course MY car is worthless to you.
Last part, still not funny.

why not continue? im bored at work, and i can kill your bob sagat humor. dont run now gayfer.. I'LL RUIN THIS MUFFUKIN THREAD

[SpeedMonkey]

Tha phuck...lol

LOL.. that made me laugh when i re read it... im so stupid.

[81911SC]

why not continue? im bored at work, and i can kill your bob sagat humor. dont run now gayfer.. I'LL RUIN THIS MUFFUKIN THREAD
Bob Sagat humor? I have never seen his standup, maybe I will look into it. I'm not running, Lol@ gayfer.

[man]

i dont care, like your porsche..to me its worthless.. get a 993, but im sure you dont care.

lol, he damn well better not care. The newer the Porsche, the less of a Porsche it is...

[VooDooXII]

TIGER!!!
http://www.geocities.jp/redcyclone0601/syokaifile/sagat/sagat.jpg

[81911SC]

lol, he damn well better not care. The newer the Porsche, the less of a Porsche it is...
Thank you for that. Thats the fucking truth.

[SpeedMonkey]

Bob Sagat humor? I have never seen his standup, maybe I will look into it. I'm not running, Lol@ gayfer.

i beleive you... you made a thread about cheating on tests.... i guess you're not that old, you probably started your first coloring book at the same time i was getting laid for the first time.

[Ran]

I had a teacher the would let us listen to our headphones while testing. She said the music could help us relax and focus. So I recorded all the questions and answers on a CD the night before and listened to that during the test. :goodjob:

[81911SC]

i beleive you... you made a thread about cheating on tests.... i guess you're not that old, you probably started your first coloring book at the same time i was getting laid for the first time.
I can't change when I was born. Sorry I'm not old enough for you.

[LiL PaKi]

I have a Windows Mobile phone.. So i type everything up in Word and transfer it to my phone... I use the find/replace option in Word and in Powerpoint on my phone.. my phone is touchscreen so it looks like i'm tapping the phone with my pencil

[Sport1.3]

Raise it higher. Won't change my post. Or my score.

Also, do you have another flag for my graduating on the Dean's List in college with a computer degree? Raise it, too. Later, QD.


So you attended Yale/or Princeton i take it then?

[SpeedMonkey]

lol, he damn well better not care. The newer the Porsche, the less of a Porsche it is...


porq no sierras el ocico de perro maldito cubano.

no you're kinda right.. but its undeniable... the 993 is the last REAL porsche.. and the ONE to get if any. if you want to disagreee.... go ask your mother why she didnt swallow the load you were in instead of letting your dad cum in her.

[SpeedMonkey]

I can't change when I was born. Sorry I'm not old enough for you.

your porsche is old enough for my father....

change those headlights faggot.

[81911SC]

your porsche is old enough for my father....

change those headlights faggot.
??

[Sport1.3]

??

Jealousy is a bitch

[SpeedMonkey]

Jealousy is a bitch

i'd be jealous if it was a 993.

[81911SC]

Jealousy is a bitch
What am I jealous of?

[XLR8NMR2]

mr 81911.

some of us thought this thread was sweating like a pony along richard simmons skipping on a path toward holyteenagethreadalandia.


i hope you are raped by a black man with a gold grill... with some gorilla zoe - hood niggah playin in the background.

seriously..

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHHA

[SpeedMonkey]

Jealousy is a bitch

however i am jealous of taht mrs. 2....


what a car eh!

[SpeedMonkey]

What am I jealous of?

he meant me.... damn......

you're gonna get caught cheating if you're this dumb barbie.

[81911SC]

i'd be jealous if it was a 993.
Why? Because it was the last of the air cooled? Still to civilized. Read what FCMAN wrote.

[quickdodge®]

So you attended Yale/or Princeton i take it then?

No. Why? Later, QD.

[SpeedMonkey]

Why? Because it was the last of the air cooled? Still to civilized. Read what FCMAN wrote.

the only think i would ever listen to FCMAN about... is building the ultimate raft, or wilson vs. Spalding .... which basketball maker is gangsta enoguh to carry me to america.

[Sport1.3]

What am I jealous of?


Not you bro

[Killer]

yep this thread went retarded real quick...

[SpeedMonkey]

i said i would kill it.. and kill it i did.

[Sport1.3]

however i am jealous of taht mrs. 2....


what a car eh!


Rightfully So. :lmfao:

[81911SC]

the only think i would ever listen to FCMAN about... is building the ultimate raft, or wilson vs. Spalding .... which basketball maker is gangsta enoguh to carry me to america.
I don't know him or his past LOL

[SpeedMonkey]

I don't know him or his past LOL

he's cuban..


it says it under his name.

[Sport1.3]

No. Why? Later, QD.


You werent recruited by schools all over the nation? So you went to MIT then?

[quickdodge®]

You werent recruited by schools all over the nation? So you went to MIT then?

Ok. Later, QD.

[KPowerEP3]

he meant me.... damn......

you're gonna get caught cheating if you're this dumb barbie.


watch a little too much scrubs, eh?

[SpeedMonkey]

watch a little too much scrubs, eh?


actually... no.

i know its a show, but i dont watch it..

what i say?

[Sport1.3]

Ok. Later, QD.

Did you take the 2006 or current version of the SAT?

[quickdodge®]

Did you take the 2006 or current version of the SAT?

LOLOL!!! You're joking right? I know you are, and somewhere you're trying to make a point. But the point is, when I took the SAT, the perfect score was 1600. I know now it's 2400(I think). Later, QD.

[LiL PaKi]

Did you take the 2006 or current version of the SAT?


let it go.. stop doubting the man...

[quickdodge®]

stop doubting the man...

Goddamn that sounded weird. I guess I am old. I've never been referred to as "man" on here. Always dude, homey, asshole, dick and shit like that. UGH! Later, QD.

[man]

the only think i would ever listen to FCMAN about... is building the ultimate raft, or wilson vs. Spalding .... which basketball maker is gangsta enoguh to carry me to america.

Neither are bouncy enough to get you over the fence.

[SpeedMonkey]

Neither are bouncy enough to get you over the fence.

there is no fence. lol.

[Sport1.3]

LOLOL!!! You're joking right? I know you are, and somewhere you're trying to make a point. But the point is, when I took the SAT, the perfect score was 1600. I know now it's 2400(I think). Later, QD.

The last part was a joke, yes. I just find it hard to believe that anyone on IA could score over the functionally Autistic standard on an IQ test, let alone get a Perfect score on their SAT :lmfao:

Props if you really somehow did.

[LiL PaKi]

Goddamn that sounded weird. I guess I am old. I've never been referred to as "man" on here. Always dude, homey, asshole, dick and shit like that. UGH! Later, QD.

so let me get this straight.. u'd rather be called one of the above rather than "man"?
I was trying to be nice...

[quickdodge®]

The last part was a joke, yes. I just find it hard to believe that anyone on IA could score over the functionally Autistic standard on an IQ test, let alone get a Perfect score on their SAT :lmfao:

Props if you really somehow did.

Lolol. I didn't, but damn close enough. I did score a 1540. And that's for real. I was always remembering stuff. I was moved ahead a grade in school early and just always paid attention. Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

so let me get this straight.. u'd rather be called one of the above rather than "man"?
I was trying to be nice...

You'd know if I was dissing you on that post. I wasn't. Later, QD.

[man]

there is no fence. lol.

http://people.smu.edu/ethornhi/fence.jpg

[SpeedMonkey]

http://people.smu.edu/ethornhi/fence.jpg


thats why you hire a "COYOTE"

[SpeedMonkey]

LOL you should make one of this pics say "OWNT" on the bottom.. that would be funny

[Slow Motion]

You'd know if I was dissing you on that post. I wasn't. Later, QD.

Sir there are those who aren't quite developed when it comes to comprehension.

[LiL PaKi]

Sir there are those who aren't quite developed when it comes to comprehension.


har har har.. i knew he wasn't dissing me but i felt sarcasm, so i thought maybe he felt old and didn't want to feel old/mature/ not a man but a dude haha

[quickdodge®]

har har har.. i knew he wasn't dissing me but i felt sarcasm, so i thought maybe he felt old and didn't want to feel old/mature/ not a man but a dude haha

No. I don't take any offense at what people do/say on here. Later, QD.

[Sport1.3]

Lolol. I didn't, but damn close enough. I did score a 1540. And that's for real. I was always remembering stuff. I was moved ahead a grade in school early and just always paid attention. Later, QD.

NICE!! :goodjob: ...Honestly, I was one of the kids that never paid attention in HS. It wasn’t till College that I even started to become interested in an education lol. I only scored an 1180 on mine after being made to take it twice :lmfao: I also managed a B average out of fucking nowhere my senior year to be eligible for HOPE (not that it mattered)..I went to TCU in Texas for Sports Medicine. Where did you end up going for your degree?

[GIXXERDK]

Raise it higher. Won't change my post. Or my score.

Also, do you have another flag for my graduating on the Dean's List in college with a computer degree? Raise it, too. Later, QD.

After all that you -drive a truck? :???:

[man]

LOL you should make one of this pics say "OWNT" on the bottom.. that would be funny

lol

[itsjustdee]

i don't think i ever cheated in school....i was smart :)

[Ran]

After all that you -drive a truck? :???:Maybe it's something he just likes to do. Just because you score high on a standardized test, doesn't mean that you're forced into some office job that pays six figures a year. I wouldn't mind being a trucker like QD. Traveling and seeing the country while making some decent money. :dunno:

[Sport1.3]

i don't think i ever cheated in school....i was smart :)

?what happened?

[SpeedMonkey]

?what happened?

shes asian and watches less than half an hour of television a day you waste of oxygen.

[GIXXERDK]

Maybe it's something he just likes to do. Just because you score high on a standardized test, doesn't mean that you're forced into some office job that pays six figures a year. I wouldn't mind being a trucker like QD. Traveling and seeing the country while making some decent money. :dunno:

The saddest thing in life is wasted talent.

[Ran]

The saddest thing in life is wasted talent.I disagree. I would much rather a person set out and do whatever it is that makes them happy than push themselves into something that would make them miserable.

I scored rediculously high on my ASVAB when I joined the military. My recruiter thought I would go Intelligence, but I joined Infantry. Why? Because I knew that I'd be miserable behind a desk all day. I was much happier in the field with my rifle, preparing for combat, sleeping in the dirt, and eating terrible food with my battle-buddies.

People have this great expectation of those whom they deemed gifted or talented. I think it's sad that these individuals will let others influence them into doing something that they truly don't want to do. F*ck those people and their expectations. I could have the skills and talent to be a great politician but, if I find my life more enjoyable as the guy riding the back of the garbage truck, guess what I'm going to do?

You see people wasting talent. I see people doing what they want to do so they can enjoy their lives the way that they want to.

:goodjob:

[UpSideDownDesi]

MS office....font size 3 or 4....File....Print...Cut
P.S It helps if teacher lets you go everytime she catches you cheating, then lets you keep the A you make lol.

[LiL PaKi]

MS office....font size 3 or 4....File....Print...Cut

my Tax professor said we could have 3: 4x6 index cards.. so i took 6 pages of notes and condesed it to 3 index cards.. size 4 font with size 4 spacing..

[UpSideDownDesi]

my Tax professor said we could have 3: 4x6 index cards.. so i took 6 pages of notes and condesed it to 3 index cards.. size 4 font with size 4 spacing..
only desis have such bright minds....in cheating that is lol.

[Sport1.3]

shes asian and watches less than half an hour of television a day you waste of oxygen.


lol Try reading the post again there Thugerella

[EM1toEVO]

I agree with QD. I'd rather get the grade I earned with no help. If I fuck up, then it's my fault.

[Magnus213]

I don't cheat, and I hate people who do. I worked my ass off to get where I am.

[quickdodge®]

After all that you -drive a truck? :???:

Ever heard of choice?

I don't see anything wrong with my $1,000+ paycheck after about 32 hours of work driving a truck. Of those 32 hours, about 30 hours were just driving. The other 2 involved me taken a sticker off each pallet at Wal Mart and putting them on a piece of paper to turn in when I'm done each day. No BS. Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

The saddest thing in life is wasted talent.

Who's that sad for? You? Because I'm happy as fuck. I'm home everyday and I average out at around $30/hour or more.

People that don't know and don't take the time to know(before they jump the gun and stereotype) are funny people to me. Later, QD.