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BABY J
09-20-2007, 01:34 PM
Fess up faggots - don't wanna hear "i almost" or "tomorrow I'm supposed to" or "I been working too much" or "well, NORMALLY I..." - :no:


When it the last time you :blah: , then :lmfao: , then :cheers: , then :idb: then :love: then :bump: and :bannana: .

HvyArms
09-20-2007, 01:34 PM
I got laid, while reading the Cougar thread.

Slow Motion
09-20-2007, 01:34 PM
Yesterday.

It was like Cambells soup mmm...mmm...good.

81911SC
09-20-2007, 01:35 PM
By yourself or with a girl :hiss:

BobbyFresco
09-20-2007, 01:35 PM
Last night.

Slow Motion
09-20-2007, 01:37 PM
By yourself or with a girl :hiss:

*chuckles*.....good one.
Thats why I love IA.

quickdodge®
09-20-2007, 01:40 PM
Fess up faggots - don't wanna hear "i almost" or "tomorrow I'm supposed to" or "I been working too much" or "well, NORMALLY I..." - :no:


When it the last time you :blah: , then :lmfao: , then :cheers: , then :idb: then :love: then :bump: and :bannana: .

I try to stay away from it. Afraid if I do, I'll have another child. Later, QD.

man
09-20-2007, 01:42 PM
A while

cactusEG
09-20-2007, 01:57 PM
1week ago

KPowerEP3
09-20-2007, 01:58 PM
earlier this morning.

quickdodge®
09-20-2007, 02:02 PM
1week ago

Bullshit. I saw you hanging out in the RLD earlier today. Later, QD.

cactusEG
09-20-2007, 02:07 PM
Bullshit. I saw you hanging out in the RLD earlier today. Later, QD.
so ur following me arounds on here and my personal life?

Ran
09-20-2007, 02:11 PM
This morning. We had a bad argument last night but made up this morning. :yes:

quickdodge®
09-20-2007, 02:13 PM
so ur following me arounds on here and my personal life?

Wow. I don't think I could ever be that free to admit that on here. Props to you. If you were a real man, I'd say you were a bigger one than me. Later, QD.

Leadfoot_mf
09-20-2007, 02:28 PM
Fess up faggots - don't wanna hear "i almost" or "tomorrow I'm supposed to" or "I been working too much" or "well, NORMALLY I..." - :no:


When it the last time you :blah: , then :lmfao: , then :cheers: , then :idb: then :love: then :bump: and :bannana: .
about 45 minutes before your mom got home last night faggot. lol :goodjob:

quickdodge®
09-20-2007, 02:28 PM
^^^ LOLOL!!! Later, QD.

Killer
09-20-2007, 02:36 PM
sunday night..... i think it was sunday???

Slow Motion
09-20-2007, 02:39 PM
sunday night..... i think it was sunday???

Damn.

Killer
09-20-2007, 02:42 PM
Damn.

well i'm pretty sure it was sunday night..

but it could've been saturday night...

but i'm pretty sure it was sunday night.... (<repost)

Slow Motion
09-20-2007, 02:43 PM
That long huh?

Killer
09-20-2007, 02:46 PM
That long huh?


that's only a couple days...

kelly(chante) and i live about an hour and a half apart...

Kelly
09-20-2007, 02:56 PM
We can't help it :(

sullen
09-20-2007, 02:58 PM
last night, and probably again tonight...

Killer
09-20-2007, 03:02 PM
last night, and probably again tonight...

dang son.. haven't seen you on here in a bit!

Vteckidd
09-20-2007, 03:03 PM
last night, twice. once before dinner an once after

CHA CHING

HalfBaked
09-20-2007, 03:05 PM
2 days ago.

And I jerked off late last night/early this morning....



...twice.

PSINXS
09-20-2007, 03:06 PM
two days ago

HalfBaked
09-20-2007, 03:06 PM
two days ago


GREAT!

Now everyone is going to know about us. Thanks for keeping it a secret. :(

silversol
09-20-2007, 03:08 PM
monday night!

itsjustdee
09-20-2007, 03:10 PM
it's been awhile....dang i'm deprived.

PSINXS
09-20-2007, 03:17 PM
GREAT!

Now everyone is going to know about us. Thanks for keeping it a secret. :(
my bad matt

HalfBaked
09-20-2007, 03:24 PM
my bad matt
Its ok, its just that ya know I'm still kinda embarrassed.

Elbow
09-20-2007, 03:25 PM
Earlier today, and before that Tuesday night

Dracc
09-20-2007, 03:46 PM
2 weeks ago lol. its all about to change

BTLFED
09-20-2007, 06:17 PM
Sunday.

3.5altman
09-20-2007, 06:29 PM
been awhile for me too...

Deke
09-20-2007, 06:32 PM
Sunday

DeeAOne
09-20-2007, 06:39 PM
been a while. like not last friday but the one before that. damn...

Leisa
09-20-2007, 06:51 PM
Sunday... :(

Frög
09-20-2007, 06:58 PM
week ago..

Wurm
09-20-2007, 07:14 PM
Sunday... :(
brett has to tie a string to it to hold it up anyways

On_Her_Face
09-20-2007, 07:14 PM
last friday

fucksohc
09-20-2007, 07:17 PM
like 3 days ago :goodjob:

BuBBa DRiFT
09-20-2007, 07:48 PM
does dryhumping count?

VooDooXII
09-20-2007, 08:29 PM
Fess up? Never.

osnap
09-20-2007, 08:37 PM
...damn, a little over a week now.

*pulls out cellphone and looks up booty call*

PRiMAdonna
09-20-2007, 08:46 PM
tuesday.

KREEP
09-20-2007, 08:50 PM
Does masterbating count? My wife never gives it up anymore!@

cactusEG
09-20-2007, 08:51 PM
Does masterbating count? My wife never gives it up anymore!@

no wonder ur always in a bad mood.. :lmfao:

GTScoob
09-20-2007, 10:14 PM
Two weeks or so, since my girl left to go study abroad in England. Going to Paris in another 2 weeks to visit her but I'm not sure how much of the town we're actually going to see.

Hundo®
09-20-2007, 10:18 PM
monday.

1SICKLEX
09-20-2007, 10:38 PM
Today. I've never had to post or start a thread about getting laid.

bigdare23
09-20-2007, 10:46 PM
Sunday

ubers2k
09-20-2007, 10:53 PM
in all honesty...

roughly 4 months ago. And you know what? I'm not all that embarrassed about it.

TheGodfather
09-20-2007, 11:38 PM
Palmela Anderson made a visit last night.

She never dissapoints.

0p7!mu5
09-21-2007, 12:43 AM
an hour ago..i wish... more like 2months at this point my shits in la and im goin crazy...

1000cckiller
09-21-2007, 12:44 AM
man damn near everyday for me.

SE-Rious1
09-21-2007, 12:46 AM
MY GIRL JUST CAME OFF A LONG ASS PERIOD SO WE FUCKED LIKE 5 TIMES LASTNIGHT SHESH IM STILL TIRED

Maniaç
09-21-2007, 12:49 AM
three days..

Slow Motion
09-21-2007, 03:53 AM
*whew* once again....

Elbow
09-21-2007, 07:30 AM
MY GIRL JUST CAME OFF A LONG ASS PERIOD SO WE FUCKED LIKE 5 TIMES LASTNIGHT SHESH IM STILL TIRED

:gay:

BABY J
09-21-2007, 07:35 AM
Interesting - a lot of people have the same days and times... so there is a LOT of inter-IA fuckin goin on!!! LMAO

Nomad!
09-21-2007, 07:50 AM
Well, let's just say i'm typing with my right hand right now because my left hand is being a dirty filthy whore! ...uh-oh...I gotta go!!!

The Ninja
09-21-2007, 07:58 AM
This morning....about an hour ago. She wanted a quickie before class. :-), got GA State bishes on lock.

BABY J
09-21-2007, 07:59 AM
^^ Guess that means that you got HIV too. LOL

Dracc
09-21-2007, 07:59 AM
^^ Guess that means that you got HIV too. LOL


yep

Stormhammer
09-21-2007, 08:35 AM
a little over a month ago

©hris
09-21-2007, 08:41 AM
last night

Kelly
09-21-2007, 09:16 AM
I need it tonight. Killer, you should not go apartment hunting afterwork. Get here!

1000cckiller
09-21-2007, 09:16 AM
I need it tonight. Killer, you should not go apartment hunting afterwork. Get here!homeless fuckin FTL

Stormhammer
09-21-2007, 09:17 AM
I need it tonight. Killer, you should not go apartment hunting afterwork. Get here!

aren't you PMSing?

Granted, women are pretty ravenous during that time :yes:

Hundo®
09-21-2007, 09:21 AM
aren't you PMSing?

Granted, women are pretty ravenous during that time :yes:

indeed, also..why do you think they invented showeres? :goodjob:

Kelly
09-21-2007, 09:32 AM
homeless fuckin FTL

:lmfao:

Stormhammer
09-21-2007, 09:34 AM
indeed, also..why do you think they invented showeres? :goodjob:

god the first time I thought I ripped her cause A) she was screaming and making noises that lamost sounded like pain and B) there was blood all over my dick and bed and I was like oh shit :lmfao:

Kelly
09-21-2007, 09:34 AM
Pms'ing means "pre menstral syndrome" no need for showers... (yet)

And yeah, it seems to enhance my sex drive (when i'm not crying that is)

Hundo®
09-21-2007, 09:36 AM
god the first time I thought I ripped her cause A) she was screaming and making noises that lamost sounded like pain and B) there was blood all over my dick and bed and I was like oh shit :lmfao:


:yes:

Killer
09-21-2007, 09:37 AM
... and for some reason she puts it on the forums to read as opposed to just sending me a text.... women...


anyways.. i'll be there tonight.. and you'll be well taken care of

1000cckiller
09-21-2007, 09:45 AM
... and for some reason she puts it on the forums to read as opposed to just sending me a text.... women...


anyways.. i'll be there tonight.. and you'll be well taken care ofBloody dick FTL

3.5altman
09-21-2007, 09:58 AM
ain't no fun if the homies can't have none

Killer
09-21-2007, 10:15 AM
Bloody dick FTL


pms=no blood....

VooDooXII
09-21-2007, 01:37 PM
^^ Guess that means that you got HIV too. LOL

Georgia State, not Georgia Southern...:D

1000cckiller
09-21-2007, 01:40 PM
Georgia State, not Georgia Southern...:DGA State, is still near the hood a little. So Std with a crack student FTL

ORGANIZATIONXIII
09-21-2007, 04:51 PM
Tues night..

and later on tonight!

:yes:

bigdare23
09-21-2007, 04:55 PM
... and for some reason she puts it on the forums to read as opposed to just sending me a text.... women...


anyways.. i'll be there tonight.. and you'll be well taken care of



you and your good old 2 inches





















(on a good day :lmfao: )

Mike Lowrey
09-21-2007, 04:59 PM
you and your good old 2 inches


(on a good day :lmfao: )


I do NOT want to know how you know that...... :no:

~leaves~

The Ninja
09-21-2007, 05:12 PM
^^ Guess that means that you got HIV too. LOL

Fuck no I don't. Very much on the clean side. GA State had/has an HIV epidemic or something? Inform me.... Either way, I stay on the up and clean.

mxglory258
09-21-2007, 05:15 PM
Daily/Nightly :) lol

ahmonrah
09-21-2007, 05:45 PM
the last time i had sex, "whoomp!! there it is!!" was blazing radio stations across the country........

The Ninja
09-21-2007, 05:48 PM
the last time i had sex, "whoomp!! there it is!!" was blazing radio stations across the country........

You're married aren't you?

Double_0_Rusty
09-21-2007, 06:18 PM
it's been 3 weeks for me, but I have a nice Birthday prestent coming to visit me tomorrow night:goodjob:

quickdodge®
09-21-2007, 06:27 PM
it's been 3 weeks for me, but I have a nice Birthday prestent coming to visit me tomorrow night:goodjob:

You're going to get to take the glove off this time? Hand condoms suck. Later, QD.

1000cckiller
09-21-2007, 06:28 PM
You're going to get to take the glove off this time? Hand condoms suck. Later, QD. :lmfao:

silversol
09-21-2007, 06:38 PM
20 mins ago ftw

Double_0_Rusty
09-21-2007, 06:42 PM
You're going to get to take the glove off this time? Hand condoms suck. Later, QD.

Ahh Q, You told me you were coming over tomorrow night. LOL. JUST KIDDING

Plus you're the one who gave me the condoms. Thanks Pops. lol

bigdare23
09-21-2007, 06:46 PM
I do NOT want to know how you know that...... :no:

~leaves~


he posted that earlier duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :tongue1:

KREEP
09-22-2007, 12:30 PM
Masterbation ftw!

"B"
09-22-2007, 12:31 PM
*lies*

It's been about a month.

Tinton
09-22-2007, 01:23 PM
Masterbation ftw!

+1.

Been since February since I got laid. Its not really that high on my to-do list, personally.

Frög
09-22-2007, 01:25 PM
fuck this thread.. half the ppl on here are lying..

BiH1320
09-22-2007, 04:37 PM
Im still a virgin.

4dmin
09-22-2007, 04:39 PM
this morning before i went to go eat pancakes :D