Crabs?

[KPowerEP3]

I know some of you fuckers have had crabs...now I think I do...either that, or that nasty bitch gave me fleas.

Any home remedies?

[man]

shave your whole body

[sirkus]

Haha glad to say that I've never gotten them. I'm a hairy guy, so I'd have to spend a day in a tub of nair to get rid of them. They'd probably colonize in my chest hair if I just tried to treat one part..

I've heard that the head lice stuff works to get rid of them.. and shaving also helps.

[1000cckiller]

yo momma told you about sleeping with sluts :tongue1:

[Z32redondo]

EHHHHHH no

[KPowerEP3]

yo momma told you about sleeping with sluts :tongue1:

yeah yeah, I couldn't resist though. :idb:

[1000cckiller]

yeah yeah, I couldn't resist though. :idb:so bro, get some itch cream. Or throw two scoops of vanilla ice cream on it for a cooling sensation.

[ep9716]

Bawbawhahahah Damn Dude..That Sucks.... Dont Know What To Tell Ya..Shave?

[cactusEG]

I know some of you fuckers have had crabs...now I think I do...either that, or that nasty bitch gave me fleas.

Any home remedies?

ur ganna die..

[ep9716]

ur ganna die..

Lmmfao!~!!!~!~

Pm Maniac...I Heard She Had Crabs...Or Might Still Have:thinking:

[On_Her_Face]

u probably have scabies.. not gay, just wondering gential area or like in the webbing of ur fings n shit like that? or around the ass, if its in the webbing and ur ass, then probably scabies

[Humphrizzle]

kill yourself.

[81911SC]

Prob. the best/worst thread I've seen in awhile.

[Z32redondo]

Wait I thought it was a joke...its real though...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...SUCKS TO BE YOU

[SE-Rious1]

damn someone had the balls to post a thread about them maybe having crabs ??? HAHA

[Humphrizzle]

"i have a giant moustache.. how might i get rid of it?"

[PRiMAdonna]

I've never had them or seen them but I have heard that over the counter head lice treatment works. I'd do that and then shave, just to be extra safe.

Also, if the bitch gave you crabs, she probably has a plethora of other diseases as well.....go get checked out!

[changaroo]

shave all the pubies off, then spray vinegar on your dick and nut sack, finally wrap that shit air tight with some saran wrap for a few days.

[KPowerEP3]

damn someone had the balls to post a thread about them maybe having crabs ??? HAHA

Wait I thought it was a joke...its real though...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...SUCKS TO BE YOU

Prob. the best/worst thread I've seen in awhile.

Yep it's true, but I posted it here more to be funny and see the responses I got.

[Tracy]

I've never had them, but heard they burrow in your skin.

[KPowerEP3]

ha. I shaved and I'm going to pick up some premethrin cream later on...I wasn't too keen on drowning my goods in vinegar and shrink wrapping them.

[Stormhammer]

pure tea tree oil works ( as a home remedy )

Treatment: Genital crabs are easily treated through prescription or over-the-counter shampoos. In order to combat the infestation, follow the directions on the shampoo carefully. It is important to clean any clothes, bedding, and linens that have may have been infested. Any items that can�t be washed should be dry cleaned or stored in a plastic bag for a few days. This will kill any pubic crabs that may be present. To treat pubic crabs that have infested the eyebrows or eyelids, use a specially prescribed lotion that is safe for the eyes.

[pure insanity]

does a crab really look like a crab? or where the fuck did they get that name?

[Annihilation]

im not ashamed to admit it or nothing but i had them about 8 months ago it was a bitch to get rid of... go to eckerd they gave me what I neeeded

some rid, as well as various combs and etc

[kfzemx3]

Oh i needed a break from working on a website so i couldn't resist lol

[81911SC]

~Knocks on wood~ I think I'm good.

[KPowerEP3]

it's the suck.
Not only does my shit itch from these little fuckers, but also because I shaved. The cream is supposed to work in just a few days, though, so we shall see.

[Leisa]

I know some of you fuckers have had crabs...now I think I do...either that, or that nasty bitch gave me fleas.

Any home remedies?


you can go to the store and get RID... its a lice medication but it kills them as well...

[Ran]

x2 on getting tested. You never know what else you might have gotten. Good luck.

[Duke E. Love]

get a dixie up and fill it up with drano. dip the meat and two vegtables in it and it should cure it up. if not just be a manwhore and spread the love around

[con]

damn, gots to be more careful dude...........

[Dirty Octopus™]

dip your sack in a 50/50 mix of Clorox and Olive Oil for bout 8-10 minutes :goodjob:

[RISKYB]

lay a mirror on the ground and squat down over it, they will think its another ass and jump off onto it....lol

[Ran]

This guy is about have the entire Wal-Mart sanitation aisle on his balls thanks to you guys. :lmao:

[Z32redondo]

lol...chop it off???

Not really sure if thats what your looking for.

[JDMef88]

question of the day, was the slut hot enough? and was she worth having these sea creatures?

[KPowerEP3]

question of the day, was the slut hot enough? and was she worth having these sea creatures?


LMAO. I've done less for better, but she was by no means ugly. Here's a phone pic.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v127/capmcatastrophy/CID__Picture004sm.jpg

[mocha latte cupcake]

i recommend a bottle of hot sake, pour it down your nuts lol. they will either get so drunk they will fall off and pass out, or they will simply be burn off thanks to the hotness of the sake.... honestly i'd try that lol.

[Deke]

This thread makes me itchy...

[mocha latte cupcake]

uh oh..........e-crabs....

[kfzemx3]

lol e-crabs

[scionara]

E-crabs are spreading rapidly oh's no's