The Need To Cheat

[TheProfiteer]

Ok so I am sick of my whack ass hoe GF whining and talking shit and being a complet blonde attention whore bitch.

I wanna do her wrong by cheating on her because I know she 'loves' me.

lol how do I go about doing this? Every girl I know knows that I am attached and I am not too good at picking up random chics.

So how do I go about doing this shit? Online dating is absolutely worthless, and I do not know how to work the whole club and bar scene

Where can I find a ditsy sluty yet hot hoe to drill this weekend?

[Maniaç]

If you're asking IA, how to cheat on your girl firend. You're one lame ass faggot!

[Dracc]

why?

[TheProfiteer]

lol ooooooooooh I gotz dissed by the gangsta alex.

I should feel special shouldnt I?

maybe I should get like you and try to mac all the myspace hoes.

[TheProfiteer]

Thing is I am one really cultured shocked fool,

there is not one single social cirlce I know of that she doesnt know.

my whole thing is I want to her to find out, but in a way that puts me at an advantage of her.

so I need to be sneaky and IA is the only little world I know that she would never tread on.

[Leadfoot_mf]

Ok so I am sick of my whack ass hoe GF whining and talking shit and being a complet blonde attention whore bitch.

I wanna do her wrong by cheating on her because I know she 'loves' me.

lol how do I go about doing this? Every girl I know knows that I am attached and I am not too good at picking up random chics.

So how do I go about doing this shit? Online dating is absolutely worthless, and I do not know how to work the whole club and bar scene

Where can I find a ditsy sluty yet hot hoe to drill this weekend?
sounds like you are already with her.

[TheProfiteer]

^^^in a way you are right

[Maniaç]

lol ooooooooooh I gotz dissed by the gangsta alex.

I should feel special shouldnt I?

maybe I should get like you and try to mac all the myspace hoes.
How the fuck do you know my name?

And myspace hoes? The hell are you tallking about dude? lolol. Im taken, I don't need to holla at any myspace sluts. And heres a tip, moron. Go out clubing, find yourself a drunk girl, take her home or to your pos car, fuck her. Take pictures, act like you didn't know they were in there. Place your cell phone near your current girl, she might look threw it and


BAM! /done

[TheProfiteer]

oh the bitch looks through my phone on a regurlar baisis

but I can circumvent that so that it happens when I want it too.

[TheProfiteer]

thing about clubs tho is that whenever i end up going I always end up getting so drunk that I cannot even communicate anymore.

I cant controll my sauce consumption, thats why I hardly ever drink.

[Maniaç]

You cheated on getting rep points, you're a fag and jumped right on doing julio that favor. lolol. that phone shit, you don't deserve them. But ok, there you go, what is it thats so hard for you to understand? Haven't you cheated before? You fucking queer.

[TheProfiteer]

oh yeah and you got all yours giving out good advice? pffft:gay:


and no I have never cheated before.

[Maniaç]

All my shit talking got me these, you want them? I could careless...

And look, what exactly are you looking for in an answer? Tips, need girls, ect?

[TheProfiteer]

mostly tips, or if anyone know any local girls who are sexualy liberal.

[TheProfiteer]

oh and I dont really care bout rep, just doing that thing for Julio was too damn easy to pass up.

[Maniaç]

God damn you're one sad man. Good luck with it man, im done wasting my time in this stupid ass thread.

Good luck..

[dickdragon]

like nike says "just do it".......it's that easy

[1000cckiller]

craiglist FTMFW: Heres a link:
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/ers/422668797.html

You are welcome dumb dumb.........

[Pebbles]

you gotta be fucking kidding me

[gtikid]

If you're asking IA, how to cheat on your girl firend. You're one lame ass faggot!

:lmfao: x2!!

That is really some lame shit. You gotta come on here and ask how to cheat? :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: You must be one ugly ass mofo :lmfao:

[1000cckiller]

:lmfao: x2!!

That is really some lame shit. You gotta come on here and ask how to cheat? :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: You must be one ugly ass mofo :lmfao:i gave him a limk just for him, the person is waiting

[Deke]

Why don't you just dump her? It would be a hell of a lot easier...

[Kevykev]

compelling!

[Elbow]

So you WANT to cheat on your gf? You are a real man...

[1000cckiller]

Why don't you just dump her? It would be a hell of a lot easier...ummm........good question

[gtikid]

i gave him a limk just for him, the person is waiting

:upchuck:

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

:upchuck:

[TheProfiteer]

craiglist FTMFW: Heres a link:
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/ers/422668797.html

You are welcome dumb dumb.........

dog you should be a little more careful posting your own CL posts on IA.


Why don't you just dump her? It would be a hell of a lot easier...

I will as soon as I get my satisfaction.

[Maniaç]

dog you should be a little more careful posting your own CL posts on IA.



I will as soon as I get my satisfaction.
So you haven't fucked her yet? ................................. :lmfao:

[TheProfiteer]

My satisfaction is watching her hurt and betrayed.

[1000cckiller]

dog you should be a little more careful posting your own CL posts on IA.



I will as soon as I get my satisfaction.dumb dumb that is for you, sorry I am not white, so that couldnt be me. :screwy:

[Maniaç]

My satisfaction is watching her hurt and betrayed.:lmfao: +1

[GOT PSI]

Ok so I am sick of my whack ass hoe GF whining and talking shit and being a complet blonde attention whore bitch.

I wanna do her wrong by cheating on her because I know she 'loves' me.

lol how do I go about doing this? Every girl I know knows that I am attached and I am not too good at picking up random chics.

So how do I go about doing this shit? Online dating is absolutely worthless, and I do not know how to work the whole club and bar scene

Where can I find a ditsy sluty yet hot hoe to drill this weekend?
Just send her my way, I will get you off her mind! ;)

[superboost]

this is really silly. Just dump the slut and keep it movin. Whether you get anothe one or not, you can do bad on your own.

[Magnus213]

If this is how you solve your relationship problems, you're a fucking douche.

[Psycho]

wow

[TheProfiteer]

If this is how you solve your relationship problems, you're a fucking douche.

yeah I know..............:cry:


thing is its not a really a relationship problem, but for the longest time I have had this urge to just cheat.

she never even did anything too me.


fucking I really feel horrible now.