things that make you go Hmmmmmm?

[cactusEG]

srry if this is a repost!
How important does a person have to be before they are
considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a
"penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you
were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it
would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies
wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going
to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid
song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpoollane ?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of
a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!

If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap,
why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the
hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets
mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out
the window?

[LiL PaKi]

i'm bored at work so this amused me... thanks!

[cactusEG]

i'm bored at work so this amused me... thanks!

no prob, my younger brother showed this to me :D

[blackboi50]

That was fucking great yo!!!!:goodjob:.......ill rep when i can!!!!!!........1

[Echonova]

How important does a person have to be before they are
considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Above you but below me

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a
"penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? one penny for my thoughts, costs 2 for me to listen to your bullshit

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you
were buried in for eternity? No, not unless you cut holes for the wings, duh.

Why does a round pizza come in a square box? So you have room for dipping sause

What disease did cured ham actually have? Client - Doctor privilege. I can't tell you.

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it
would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Because after the feminist movement women made us carry our own damn bags.

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies
wake up like every two hours? Geting a tit in your mouth every two hours ain't a bad deal either.

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
hearing? Yes

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? You can't fit a human body inside a TV space wise, but the movie screen is bigger than any human. Therefore you could "fit" inside it

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground? To look down women shirts

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going
to see you naked anyway. So they can place bets on where your mole is.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Because I said so.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Bagels

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid
song about him? I don't care, apparrently you do.

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpoollane ? No

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of
a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? His degree was in electrical engineering

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs! Goofy talked too, he was smarter

If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap,
why didn't he just buy dinner? He only had a line of credit at the store.

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from? babies

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons? Depends on the religon

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune? No

Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Yes

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the
hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? Your mom had a copyright on Butt-r-roid. She later decided not to name you that.

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets
mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out
the window? Your breath stinks ..

[LiL PaKi]

wow u were bored.. damn beat me in boredom .. at least u didnt put up ur car for sale cuz u were bored

[cactusEG]

..

???

[passwordATL]

LOL

[blackboi50]

wow u were bored.. damn beat me in boredom .. at least u didnt put up ur car for sale cuz u were bored

not cool:no:.......1

[dcshoeco]

srry if this is a repost!
How important does a person have to be before they are
considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a
"penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you
were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it
would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies
wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going
to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid
song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpoollane ?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of
a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!

If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap,
why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the
hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets
mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out
the window?




I told you this shit was funny and stupid at the same time..

[VooDooXII]

Dammit...Echonova...you stole my idea.

[redrumracer]

i like the baby oil one

[Benefit]

can two midgets give each other high fives?

can you hump a camels hump?

[VooDooXII]

can two midgets give each other high fives?

can you hump a camels hump?

1. It's relatively high.

2. No, it's pretty hard. If you ever ride a camel though, you may inadvertantly do so...you know, while mounting...no pun intended. Ouch...

[VooDooXII]

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Depends on the religon

:lmfao: That one was my favorite!

[Kyle]

LMFAO at echonova, well done. +3 if I can.

[Clegger]

http://www.alexslemonade.org/images/ApplebeesNeonLogo.gif

[VooDooXII]

Then suddenly...

APPLEBEES OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE!!!

:thinking:

Well...it made me go "Hmmm"

[Clegger]

^ haha like the commercial!

Things that make you go mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[cactusEG]

applebee's ???

[ilovemyhonda.]

i used to work at applebee's

[quickdodge®]

repost!

A million times over. Later, QD.

[DeeAOne]

haha i love the hearse in the carpool lane one.